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17052937 No.17052937 [Reply] [Original]

Here’s tacos we had tonight

>> No.17052942

I wish I had a wife. Thanks for making me depressed, asshole. Fuck you.

>> No.17052946

>>17052937
I wouldn't mind a taste of your wife's taco

>> No.17052949

>>17052937
enchiladas

>> No.17052956

is this a shit fetish post

>> No.17052961
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Steak and eggs she made one morning

>> No.17052970

>>17052937
Post Taco of your wife please!

>> No.17052974
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17052974

Here I am sneaking a pic in the morning before breakfast

>> No.17052983
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A chicken she stuffed

>> No.17052992

>>17052937
Glad I dont have a wife interfering with my sigma grindset

>> No.17053003

>>17052974
you suck them toes anon?

>> No.17053008

>>17052974
When is your sister's due date?

>> No.17053009
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17053009

another SnE

>> No.17053012

>>17052974
Suddenly convinced you’re the wife

>> No.17053018

>>17052974
>t-shirt and a thong
>foot tattoo
>beer gut
pure white trash right here, folks

>> No.17053022

>>17052974
Holy shit your kitchen is eerily similar to mine. Do you live under my house and come in here at night or is that just generic white trash architecture?

>> No.17053024

>>17053018
>pure white trash
My fave

>> No.17053058

>>17052937
where are the tacos

>> No.17053069
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>>17053018
I know, isn't it delicious?

>> No.17053070
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17053070

>tacos

>> No.17053075

>>17052937
where's your beans gringo?

>> No.17053076

>>17052983
I'd stuff her chicken, if you know what I mean.
Post more sloppy lady with pretty hair. I wanna jerk it to this big ol' hunk of lovin'.

>> No.17053083
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>> No.17053087

>>17052937
Never let the wife cook, even stray cats would run away from that. The best that can happen if she wants to help is let her do some dishes.

>> No.17053090

>>17053083
She's just going to cut herself, women shouldn't be let near knives.

>> No.17053093

>>17052937
Those are enchiladas but still based you and your wife emjoy meals together

>> No.17053099
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>>17053024
>>17053069
Gentlemen of taste.

>> No.17053121
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>>17052974
prime slampig material

>> No.17053122

>>17053083
ME HOY MINOY

>> No.17053125

>>17053024
Based, my pornhub feed is filled with women like this

>> No.17053128

>>17053125
pornhub has literally been unusable since the purge

>> No.17053136
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>>17053083
I'd touch them boobies

>> No.17053145

>>17053128
I have parasocial relationships with several accts there and use jdownloader to pull their vids and ritualistically spank to them

>> No.17053164

>>17053145
fair enough anon. I'm a footfag and ph used to be where people would upload all the good shit, but now foot content is terrible at best on there.

>> No.17053173

>>17053145
reccommend some good ccounts, m8

>> No.17053187

>>17053136
That's legit, the bitch is gonna let you touch her boobs while your choking a rat.

>> No.17053193

>>17053187
he is being held not choked retard.

>> No.17053195

>>17053193
It looks suspicious call in the ASPCA.

>> No.17053200

>>17053173
sophieanddex
bunnieandthedude
therykers
erin-electra
ashleyrosi
marvalstudio

these tend to be milfy, big tits, some trashiness mixed in

>> No.17053202
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>>17053195
you look suspicious negro, call in the law.

>> No.17053210

>>17052937
>>17052961
>>17052983
>>17053009
women can't do anything right. nice sloppa OP, glad you're eating something

>> No.17053214
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>>17052974
Nice. I'd hit that like a 747 ngl
All these fuckin picky ass virgins up in here.

>> No.17053215

>>17053202
What's with the goofy hat, is that Australian or New Zealand?

>> No.17053219

>>17053215
it's your grandmothers actually, she let me borrow it to take the picture.

>> No.17053220

>>17053219
You'd have to dig it up from a grave and it likely wouldn't look or smell too good.

>> No.17053224
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>>17052974
fucking perfect

>> No.17053229
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>>17053220
lucky me

>> No.17053242

>>17053229
Once you animate her she'd likely hollar at you, I sure got enough of it as a kid.

>> No.17053250
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17053250

Blackberry pie a while back

>> No.17053278

>>17053250
That looks kind of small for a whole pie, hopefully you made more than just one.

>> No.17053279
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17053279

Did a timale too recently

>> No.17053283

>>17052937
how are her braps, anon

>> No.17053285

>>17053250
What's with your hand like that, are you jerkin into the pie?

>> No.17053289

>>17053283
Chicks don't brap, the emit rainbows and gold dust.

>> No.17053297
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17053297

She made fresh mozz other day
And I bought an Amish Tbone that was like 2 inches thick
And also a deer harvest and have back straps

>> No.17053300

>>17053297
Hopefully you cooked it or she would have burnt it.

>> No.17053303

>>17053297

is this roadkill

>> No.17053306

Looks like tyrone dropped some sloppy shit diarrhea on your plate after he pumped your girl with his 8 inch cock

>> No.17053309
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Off topic but I also scored some okay chimichangas in spearville Kansas truck stop and they had 80ct Kratom for $12

>> No.17053312

>>17053303
Chicks cant drive too well so it's likely.

>> No.17053321
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Burritos on the road other day

>> No.17053323

>>17053309
That looks a bit off, when I get that stuff I like all the ingredients separate so they don't get soggy.

>> No.17053330

>>17053321
I'd rather eat a tumbleweed from boot hill in dodge.

>> No.17053333
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>>17053323
I don’t know why u would want stuff in a burrito separate
But here’s the bird fixings

>> No.17053339

>>17053321
all truck drivers should get shot

>> No.17053343
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>>17052974
God damn nice

>> No.17053345

>>17053333
Because I don't eat everything at once, so I can refrigerate parts and keep the chips separate.

>> No.17053348

>>17053321
>peterbilt
OP may have created a thinly veiled cuckold thread but he is indeed not a fag

>> No.17053352
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>>17053330
They were just okay
Alright

My dump bout over I guess just post y’all’s food. I don’t know what u want from me
Pic related is a recent steak with Hershey’s yuengling. It was pleasing to say the least

>> No.17053353

>>17053321
Noice, Local driver I assume? I wamt to be a truck driver but I have a bad eye so can't pass a DOT physical

>> No.17053357

>>17053352
I think I did better with my Thanksgiving dinner of nuggies and tater tots.

>> No.17053359

>>17053333

imagine the smell :(

>> No.17053363

>>17052937
Tell your wife to fry those tortillas in a cast iron for a bit in light oil before assembling them. Soggy enchiladas are no bueno.

>> No.17053365
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>>17053348
T t thanks

>doordash in Baltimore
>sittin at FedEx air cargo lot
>ur dasher Muhammad is on the route
>mfw

>> No.17053368

>>17053363
She wont listen or learn, some things you just have to do yourself.

>> No.17053369

>>17053365
okay more of the wife plz

>> No.17053382

>>17053369
Think she can figure out how to open a bottle of coke?

>> No.17053392

>>17053382
with her clam?

>> No.17053397
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>>17053353
Regional. I drive from PA to MN weekly
Usually home 3 days week

My fav stops on my normal routes are:
The Globe in truck world Hubbard, OH
20th century diner new Paris, IN
Pa’s chicken coop westville, IN (best broiled chicken I know of)
Pine cone in Johnson creek, WI
Hixton travel plaza in hixton, WI
Rothsay, MN truck stop
Oh and the Winchester in Edgerton, WI
If you absolutely want a CFS that will break ur belly wide open
IMO Wisconsin is the best state to travel through
Pic rel

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>>17053083

>> No.17053409

>>17052974
>morning
It is 2:45 in the afternnon

>> No.17053431

>>17052937
Looks like some disgusting pajeet shit """food""""

>> No.17053432

>>17053409
Its 11 central US time

>> No.17053435

>>17053409
That's mornin' trucker time

>> No.17053438
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>>17053369
No more I’m going to bed

>> No.17053444

>>17053438
fine

>> No.17053445

>>17053438
gd. please anon just tell me you've titfucked this cutie?

>> No.17053523

>>17052937
>tacos
Tacos for dinner? Is she Mexican?

>> No.17053544

>>17053438
Lucky man, I wish I had a slampig like this god damn

>> No.17053552

>>17053438
Bet she cooks a nice warm log in that brapper once a day. You ever taste it? Its strong aroma and earthy flavor fills you up and makes you coom

>> No.17053566

>>17053445
No, my dick is too short for that to happen in any kind of meaningful way

>> No.17053577

>>17053552
imagine the stench

>> No.17053605
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>>17052974

>> No.17053852

I'm sorry that your pig wife is so bad at cooking anon.

>> No.17053888

>>17052974
Nice beer belly

>> No.17053901
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>>17052974
Nice

>> No.17054083

>>17053438
I want to fill her asshole with my sperm while she is standing like that

>> No.17054085

>>17053022
Its the shitty cabinets and the 1980s white stove

>> No.17054324

>>17053409
it's morning somewhere

>> No.17054334

>>17052974
BIGGER

>> No.17054347

>>17052974
>>17053083
>>17053438
post more pics of your disgusting fat wife, you faggot

>> No.17054371

>>17053250
clean your nails pig

>> No.17054374

>>17053438
cute girlfriend anon. When's she due?

>> No.17054415

>>17053214
The only women they've seen naked are on a screen, the poor losers.

>> No.17054419

>>17053300
Why would she have burned it? Is it because you're an incel and you sincerely hate women?

>> No.17054425

>>17053397
>pic
>eating with disgusting black fingers

Absolute nigger

>> No.17054426

>>17052974
B-b-b-buh-buhased anon.

I hope you raw hog her after breakfast.

>> No.17054433
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>>17052974
>can't cook
>can't clean
>can't take care of her own health
aw man you really scored A grade in the whore department
of course you're probably fatter

>> No.17054468

>>17054433
You need to stop coping, you are using a faggy anime picture so i'm about 80% sure you are a virgin social autistic.

The food looks good and all the dishes are in the sink being washed. I get it, your a bitter loser who doesn't have any love in his life so gains joy from shitting on happy couples, and it's really, really, really pathetic.

>> No.17054706

>>17052974
Ew

>> No.17054904

>>17054468
that fat bitch and her husband aren't gonna have sex with you or give you a medal

>> No.17054918

>>17052942
>Not having a wife makes you depressed
If that's the case, having a wife wouldn't change shit for you, you'll still be depressed.

>> No.17054926

>>17054904
>>17054433
sad and angry little man...
its fine anon, one day you too will be happy and look back on your past behaviour and almost die of cringe.

>> No.17054933

I heard op team drives and wears his boxers backwards

>> No.17054936
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>>17052974
Belly dump or tarp it?

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OP won the game. Ck showin some major cope today. Good looking chick, good looking food.

>> No.17054956

>>17054954
>good looking chick
americans?

>> No.17054960

>>17054904
You know you can call out retards acting like shitheads without wanting anything in exchange? I know it might be a shocking concept to a faggatron such as yourself who clearly hasn't emotionaly or socially matured past the age of 8.

>> No.17054968

>>17054956
She looks hot, either you are a megachad who gets the best looking girls around with ease so normal and good looking chicks look eh or you are a 4chan brained porn addict whos idea of "attractive woman" has been so heavily warped from porn and hentai you can no longer find normal women hot.

I'm gonna guess its the porn warped brain.

>> No.17054976

>>17054960
no one cares about your hurt feelings because someone rightfully called your wife a fat hog.
you're not calling anyone out on 4chan for being crude or insensitive. this isn't Facebook

>> No.17054977

>>17054968
Truth bombs

>> No.17054982
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>>17054976
>this isn't Facebook
Then why do so many ppl here repost pics they saved from facebook?

>> No.17054985

>>17054968
americans?!

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>>17054976
The husband has been namefagging you utter mongaloid. Go outside, stop killing your brain with porn.

For the love of god work on yoruself to be a somewhat funcational adult so you can have a realtionship and ASAP understand how much of a faggot you are being.

>> No.17054995

>>17054990
I think it's safe to say op was banned and won't be returning to this thread.

>> No.17054998
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>The organization estimates that 3/4 of the American population will likely be overweight or obese by 2020.[14] According to research done by the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health, it is estimated that around 40% of Americans are considered obese, and 18% are considered severely obese as of 2019

>> No.17055031

>>17052974
Cute slampig

>> No.17055052

>>17054998
We’re 40, but wherever you’re from isn’t far off. Probably 25-30

>> No.17055165

>>17054985
yes, I'm american and I hate how faggots in this country think being a fat pig is attractive
they cope by calling you a virgin but I've had women who make these hogs look like trash in comparison

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Home made oatmeal bread
Seafood dinner
Homemade pie
And homemade lasagna (she makes the sauce)

>> No.17055306
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>>17055302
Wrong pic. Meant to attach this to this ^

>> No.17055331

>>17055306
>>17055302
Thats a nice one. Sneak in a titty Pic and we`ll be Happy.

>> No.17055390

>>17052974
Beefy

>> No.17055459

>>17055165
I think being thin looks nice and all but she's clearly a fertile bubbly looking youthful plump mommy type and it's cute. get a grip man.

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>>17053438
is she allergic to wearing pants on the morning ?

>> No.17055908

She's cute, but maybe get her a cookbook. She clearly has skills but this food looks solidly okay to me. The chicken needs seasoned, green beans are overcooked, t-bone is not the best steak to eat rare. Like, the knowledge isn't there, but she has the ability and drive. I love Dorie Greenspan.

>> No.17055920

>>17055804
THICK thighs cause friction, its to keep herself cool

>> No.17055977

>based truck driver
>plump white trash cutie
>get nice meals cooked for you
>nicely sized, well kept kitchen
It can't be a bad life. I'm with a bit of a slam-pig myself but she doesn't cook or clean for shit, I'll probably leave. I hope she enjoys how much you seem to enjoy her cooking.

>> No.17056500

>>17055302
more of her ham

>> No.17056522

>>17055302
For the love of fuck show us her naked bazooka tits

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yeeeeeeees, yeeeeeeeesssssssss

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>>17052974

>> No.17056642

>>17055306
>baby
ABORT ABORT ABORT
HIDE YOUR COCKS Y'ALL

>> No.17057495

>>17052937
does your wife have any extra taco?

>> No.17057497
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>>17052974
>slampig that can't cook for shit

>> No.17057498

>>17056642
Why do you think she has a chubby mommy body retard

>> No.17057504
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>>17054904
they might

>> No.17057538

>>17053321
>>17053365
NICE STEPDECK FAGGOT
why dont you do us brokers a favor and get a flatbed like a real trucker you fucking waste of air, tell your wife/cousin/sister/dispatcher to quit calling in on our posted loads when you don’t even have the proper trailer

>> No.17058022

>>17054918
That makes no sense. If he gets a wife then the depress would go away because that's what he longs for.

>> No.17058061

>>17053365
get an ebike, or even a bike

>> No.17058074

>>17056642
As if that doesnt fuel my boner more

>> No.17058089

>>17053339
why

>> No.17058092

>>17055306
pie looks nice
mmm lasagna
ok whatever
I'd rather have buttery garlic toast than breadsticks
what's with the sauce jar on the table um wtf like wtf are you doing omg I can't what um hello

>> No.17058096

>>17057498
because she eats too much and don't get enough exercise? do you guys actually buy the "babies make you fat" excuse?

>> No.17058100

>>17055306
um I think this is supposed to be fettucini alfredo? I make a mean linguini with clams and your fettucini looks bad ok
why is the sauce all watery and ugh whattever
look the sauce isn't even coating the noodles
it's not even sticking to the pasta like what are you thinking
does that taste good? no

>> No.17058102

>>17052937
>tacos
do amerifats really?

>> No.17058104

>>17058102
no those are enchiladas you dumb bitch you stupid whore hello? wake up

>> No.17058123

>>17055302
Get that sock off my goddam bench

>> No.17058130

>>17058104
>enchiladas
lies,lies LIES you liar bitch
t.mexifag so i know

>> No.17058198

>>17058130
well no I don't know who you are but I know who I am and I know what baked enchiladas are and apparently you don't and you can't comprehend what they could possibly be because you have a deficiency of brain capacity uh oh

>> No.17058207

>>17058123
that's a countertop you dumb asshole or call it a worktop like some poncey british person but it's not a bench
a bench is something you sit your ASS on dummy

>> No.17058212

>>17058096
You really need to get some help for your mental issues. Were sick of dealing with it

>> No.17058954

>>17053321
>>17053279
>>17052937
You're not bring retarded on purpose are you? Are you?
You got your taco, enchilada and burrito photos and descriptions all mixed up.
Do you seriously not know the difference?

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>>17053309
I am losing faith in you people. wtf?
Not a chinichanga in site.

>> No.17059084

Please post more of your wife, she is very pretty for trailer trash

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>>17058991
These are really good late at night or way early in the morning when no restaurants are open.

>> No.17059344

>>17053365
Enjoy that retarded exhaust allowing water in to fry the pm sensor

>> No.17059354

>>17052974
I am always happy when I see people bragging about having a girlfriend/wive and I find out it's an ogre. Lol, every single time.

>> No.17059371

>>17053365
Lel that truck looks fucking ridiculous, Americans are hilarious

>> No.17059375

>>17053438
Man, what a fucking disgusting hog jesus christ, but my pp would definitely anally penetrate her for the lulz

>> No.17059379

>>17053438
>spray can ingredient
what the fuck is wrong with americans?

>> No.17059386

>>17055302
She even has that retarded peasant wheat farmer stare.

>> No.17059390

>>17055459
>bubbly
This is desperate simp vocabulary, you are just so completely defeated and have embraced that you will never feel the love of a beautiful girl that you convince yourself fat girls are attractive.

>> No.17059422

>>17053392
Could be, is she a Las Vegas pole dancer?

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>>17059390
How about "Bubble (Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets)?"

>> No.17059448

>>17059443
Rihanna is definitely a cute negress and I would gladly pump my sperm inside her slave asshole.

>> No.17059456

>>17059448
You'll get sloppy seconds

>> No.17059477

>>17059456
Because she is used goods?
I wouldn't make her my partner, she's a slut from show business and old.

>> No.17059643

>>17059443
easily one of the best film scenes in history

>> No.17059672

>>17055302
Tell your wifey that an anon appreciates her veiny jugs :)

>> No.17059697

>>17053003
Sometimes, but she always start making some piggy sounds that totally break my vibe down

>> No.17059727

>>17058022
He's depressed because of himself, another person should not be the reason for your happiness. If my wife and I split right now, it would suck, but in the end I'll still be happy because my own happiness comes from me. Even if he got some one, he'll still find a reason to be miserable.

>> No.17059782

>>17053083
If you're not titty fucking those mammaries daily they will go to waste, hers.

>> No.17059788

/ck/ coping hard today because truthfully the kitchen looks clean and she seems to be putting effort into taking care of you, so good for both of you, Anon. However she is definitely fat. She'd look much better if she lost 25 pounds.

>> No.17059859

>>17059727
Wow bro, you should totally be a psychiatrists, you can immediately pinpoint the focus of mental conditions. You should also sell your skills at astrology, since you already know the outcomes for shit that never happened.
Retard.

>> No.17059861

>>17059443
She has a six head and her eyes are so far apart that she has 360 vision. Plus she can't act. She can sing and take a punch though.
That movie could have been great with better casting.

>> No.17059862

>>17053297
Literally ja/ck/ tier shit

>> No.17059914

>>17052974
>>17053438
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Absolutely would!
Creampie that whore for me anon.

>> No.17059918

>>17053018
Where is your GF picture Anon?

>> No.17059921

>>17053018
best kind of woman

>> No.17059946

>>17052937
>>17052974
Looks like your a lucky man O P!

Mark Stephens

>> No.17059959

>>17053445
its his wife why wouldnt he have?

>> No.17059971

>>17052974
THICC
My fiance is like this but chubbier. Best kind of woman especially when they like to cook.

>> No.17059975

>>17053438
>>17052974
>puts on a bra but no pants
interesting

>> No.17059987

>>17059975
she has a thong in both you can see, and i would imagine walking around with those tits without a bra could be pretty painful for extended periods

>> No.17059993

>>17053306
Ah yes, the American obsession with black penises.

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>>17052974
AAA slam pig FDA approved

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>>17055302
>>17053438

I wanna fuck your wife

>> No.17060034

>>17059975
if you ever burned your areola while cooking you'd put on a bra too

>> No.17060042

>>17052974
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK IMAGINE SLAMMING THAT FROM BEHIND. OOOOOOH FUCK
Her cooking is shit, but I'd let that go if I was able to dig my face in every spot of her body.

>> No.17060048

>>17059987
actually better for your health to go braless. my wife is a D cup an hasnt worn one in over 3 years.

>> No.17060057

booba

>> No.17060292

>>17060048
>my wife is a D cup an hasnt worn one in over 3 years.
Pics

>> No.17060329

WERE GONNA MAKE IT
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US

>> No.17060340

a kitchen isn't complete without a slampig in it

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>>17053083

>> No.17060373

>>17052974
lucky bastard

>> No.17060376

>>17053397
cool skull ring faggot

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>>17052974
>>17053083
>>17053438
>>17055302

>> No.17060658

>>17059971
Your fiancee is obese.

>> No.17060961

>>17058022
>>17052942

cringe incel.

>> No.17061117

>>17059727
>someone is depressed because they don't have something that they want
>ackchually having that something won't help youre depression
wtf am i reading

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>>17059344
Implying I turn it off long enough for that to happen.
>>17059371
Keep being mad
>>17059375
Idc
>>17059379
Tell me about ur curds
>>17060027
I’m glad >>17060658
No

Pic some road fare

>> No.17061274

>>17061245
Premade whiskey coke? How is it?

>> No.17061293

>>17061245
yes how is the crown n cola? havent seen those before. also nice cans

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>>17052974

>> No.17061310
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>>17061274
It wasn’t bad actually
Saw it at a truckstop in Missouri.
>>17059344
It’s 8 inch stainless from the turbo it won’t rust.
>sensor
What? It’s a custom built truck glider with a 1999 reman cat 3406e. There is no sensors in the exhaust except EGT after the turbo.
>>17058130
They are burritos

>> No.17061318

>>17061293
Heh

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>>17053083

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>>17061245
>black rifle coffee
stop funding commies willingly

>> No.17061345

>>17061343
>6
Alura Jenson likes Beard Vet coffee what are other companies?

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>>17061343
>go into truckstop
>Starbucks
>BRCC

Relax alright. I’m a flat earther. Nothing u can say blows my mind. Trust me I know about (((brcc)))

>> No.17061381

>>17053083
maybe instead of cooking she should start cleaning, the place looks filthy as fuck.

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>>17061310
any chance on a thread for her on /s/ ?

>> No.17061796

>>17052974
Fucking thicccc. I'd slam it like a screen door in a hurricane

>> No.17061972

>>17061245

what car is dat? orange reminds me of bimmers but that b/c pillar looks old af and nothing like a bmw

>> No.17061974

>>17061310
they're enchiladas dumb ass scum bag hick

>> No.17061997

>>17061972
Its a Peterbilt semi truck bruh.

>> No.17062040

Your wife looks like ms piggy, tell the fatty to go on a diet and learn some self discipline before she has a heart attack. God I hate fatties especially white trash hillbilly ones.

>> No.17062056

>>17061972
this is the guy telling you how great hondas are and how he knows everything about cars on /o/

>> No.17062174

>>17052974
is your wife's name Jamie?
If so I've cum in her throat countless times.
Enjoy.

>> No.17062219

this thread makes me kind of depressed and i want to go back to the way it was before

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>>17052974
uhhhh anon?

>> No.17062243

>>17062219
before Americans normalized their hog wives?

>> No.17062259

>>17062243
OP is a hardworking truck driver, very normal wife, clearly she tries hard to cook beyond just basic shit, she seems relatively successful at it, I don't want to be mean but there's something about it all that makes me sad, but maybe they're happy and I'm just the sad one. I guess I was just reminded of what normal people are like and it fucked me up

>> No.17062269

>>17062259
and yeah it's kinda sloppa for a cooking snob but can you really hate on someone for clearly putting a lot of effort into it? in terms of an average american this is far more home cooking than normal and rather more adventerous. I'm sure OP's wife does fancy herself quite the home cook, at least compared to her likely vile friends. I say good for her and OP. I just wish I never came into this thread is all.

>> No.17062276

this thread is a good reminder of how autistic people here are. your life seems nice op

>> No.17062281

>>17053018
Implying that you wouldn't

>> No.17062314

You are the most based OP to post in a long time. Hardworking blue collar man with a thicc hot trailer park wife, cooking for you in her thong. I wish I had the resolve to post my wife's naked cooking, but I'm afraid of getting doxxed and don't understand computers, but let's just say we have the same taste in women, friend.

>> No.17062318

>>17062314
just post her food then dumbass, you're on a food and cooking board

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>>17062318
Here's a lingua taco she made.

>> No.17062359

>>17062351
Looks pretty ok, desu
Would look better on something other than a paper plate, though kek

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>>17062351
Ching Chong Duck with cabbage and rice. My wife is a thicc Chinese btw. I don't think it's called ching Chong Duck but lol

>> No.17062362

>>17062359
We were having something of an outdoor taco night with friends, playing lawn games and drinking beer and eating tacos.

>> No.17062366

>>17053297
It's kinda wholesome how everyone is shitting on your wife, her cooking, and your house and you're just continuing to post shit regardless

>> No.17062375

>>17052974
lmfao disgusting slampig
who the fuck walks around barefoot like that, especially in the kitchen
you're going to track filth into every room of the house
i have a pair of kitchen clogs that never leave the room

>> No.17062389

>>17053297
2 inches thick and you still shit the bed on the sear
wtf

>> No.17062392

>>17062360
that looks good anon, you have a wonderful wife that loves you

>> No.17062398

>>17062259
You're not the only one anon, I also feel kinda sad. Like they're so happy but their life is so mundane, I don't know if I would ever be happy to have such a normal life

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>>17061245
i know hangers when is see 'em and those...

>> No.17062426

those arent tacos

>> No.17062534

>>17052937
YOU ARE BOTH IMMATURE IDIOTS
STOP POSTING ON THE FUCKING INTERNET
HELP EACH OTHER LEARN TO COOK AND HAVE A GOOD LIFE
you stupid piece of shit insulting your wife on a shit social media site FUCK YOU

>> No.17062536

>>17053250

Got a leak in the roof that caused the floor mold?

Jk OP there is lonely tubs of goo on here who would kill for what you have....I bet your near my age but I still think I have Hope....My buddy was talkin about this girl who killed herself the other day and was arguing with me that even tho she was 21, it was the right choice because unbeknowngst to others she actually had no hope at all...So even if others tell you no to kill yourself you fat virgins, you know and I know that in reality your level of hope is 0 and you are just prolonging everyones suffering. OP is a based big booba, lots-a-food-a BLOOMER

>> No.17062539

>>17061369
I'm for conspiracy theories but flat earther is just brain dead

>> No.17062543

>>17052974
you aret he grossest piece of shit
Jesus is going to fuck her ass to make her leave your small dick

>> No.17062549

>>17062536
tldr

>> No.17062587

>>17062549
>>17062543

Shoulda read it man, you sound like your a bit jelly....Where are your pics that suggest a stable job, loving wife and food filled home to return to, no doupt one day full with the sound of children?

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>>17061310

Based OP, you have givin me hope to continue on and acheive/enjoy the north american (canadian) dream we were all promised.

>> No.17062599

>>17052974
holy FUCK
also her hair is nice.

>> No.17062664

>>17062587
fucking LOL ok

>> No.17062672

>>17062549
Its six sentences long.

>> No.17062677

>>17062543
>>17062549
this man is actually seething lmao

>> No.17062925

>>17062677
erm ok watch me SEEEEEKTHE just cuz

>> No.17062967

>>17052942
28 year old khv here, you're fucking pathetic if you think your happiness depends on a woman.

>> No.17063008

>>17059861
>2/10 would not bang

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Okay yes I’ll address the elephant in the room.
Yes.
They are Hangerzz, Juggz, Gaazoinkas.

>> No.17063266

>>17063260
what does her milk taste like?

>> No.17063269

>>17059727
>>17054918
You're retarded.

>> No.17063272

>>17052937
God I wish my wife could cook

>> No.17063278

>>17053333
What does fixings mean?

>> No.17063312

>>17053397
>IMO Wisconsin is the best state to travel through
>Pic rel

Dude fuck yeah! Good on ya midwest bro, lots of good breakfast and diner stops around Wisconsin.

You ever get up near door county?

>> No.17063320

>>17057538
lmao triggered broker

>> No.17063326

>>17063278
the sides that go with the main course

>> No.17063328

/ck/ mods are horny teen boys confirmed to allowing this shit thread

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>>17063278
Accessories to the meat.
>>17063312
>door county
>wierd little peninsula thing
I can’t say I have but I bet it’s cozy. Truly gods land.
>>17063272
Go get one.

Picrel: had melting pot last night. It was okay. If u like paying $200 to cook ur own food.

>> No.17063343

>>17062259
>>17062269
Yeah I get this a lot. Clearly him and his wife are good hardworking people that are making the best of things. To me it's sad that we live in one of the wealthiest nations in the world, and here is a dude with a critical and dangerous job and this is the life it affords him.

I'm not saying it's terrible, but this should be the lowest rung. The fact that there is no floor is disheartening. And the fact that hard working Americans with good jobs have to live in outdated low-cost of living areas just to support a semi decent life.

So overall happy for OP, but sad at the overall state of things.

>> No.17063348

>>17063266
Sugar.

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>>17063343
I appreciate ur concern. I own 158 acres in western PA. And I am in the processs of running utilities to it. I put a septic system in during the summer. And I’ll be running 1500’ of water line and electric this spring. Than ordering a 2000sqft log home kit. I DO rent a home right now for $700/month. I considered putting a mobile home out there. But since the rental home is so cheap I’d never realize any savings before building the final home. Also im 31.
And my truck/trailer is worth a 1/4m

>> No.17063369

>>17063333
>Truly gods land.
It really is. I highly recommend you and the wife take a trip up there some time. It's so peaceful and nice, and has gorgeous scenery.

Good food, good golf if you're into that, you can rent a boat or go kayaking, biking etc. Lots of outdoor activities. Plus there are a lot of high end houses on air bnb in that area that aren't too expensive, especially if you can get a group of friends together.

Go to a fish boil, drink some bloodies, do Wisconsin shit the way it's meant to be. It's touristy, but honestly I like that too. It has a big nostalgic feel to it, real quaint.

>> No.17063374

>>17063365
Poorfag

>> No.17063376

>>17063365
whew, ok thanks man. I'm glad that's the case, especially right now when the trucking market is so fucking hot right now. I was thinking how the fuck is this guy only in a shitty rental?

Glad you're being smart and have a plan, I know a couple truckers that didn't and even in this market they are struggling with substance abuse, etc. Either way good shit dude, keep it going.

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>>17063374
Feels bad.

>> No.17063456

Hey OP I'm a better cook than your wife, you should marry me instead.

>> No.17063472

>>17063456
Well ima gonna have to see those JUGGZ

>> No.17063481

>>17063450
kratom and slampigs, name a more iconic combination.

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>>17063481
Hell ya borther

Yes it’s funfetti

>> No.17063587

>>17052937
i dont let my wife cook because women are inherently bad cooks (like most things). if i want something that tastes good i have to make it myself

>> No.17063624

>>17063587
Based but I hold the big wheel and cannot be assed to work the stove

>> No.17063897

>>17063365
Delet beard to look more handsome (just wearing it because its manly is stupid, 100% sure you would look bettet without it) and then please kill yourself with the razorblade while at it. Fucking tripfags. But nice knockers and braper your wife has indeed.

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>>17063897
Thanks

>> No.17063967

>>17063365
You lead a cool life, OP.

>> No.17064001

>>17063920
Love you too not so anon anon

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>>17064001
If I call you brother just know you have earned me respect
Rip Chris Kyle “the devil of ramadi”

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>>17063260
don't forget bozongos

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>>17052974
>>17053083
>>17053250
>>17053438

Clean your kitchen reeee

>> No.17064211

>>17063260
Im thirsty now

>> No.17064251

>>17063365
why do you have a dead dog on your truck

>> No.17064336

>>17053009
avacado not ripe yet but eh
>>17052961
steak looks juicy, eggs look fried how I like. I approve.

>> No.17064340

>>17052937
Meh/10

>> No.17064346

>>17064091
Wow, she's a qt

>> No.17064350

Has your wife fucked a nigger before?

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>>17064092
Or a whatchamacallit

>> No.17064372

>>17062392
Thanks. I just dumped a thick load right in her pussy about twenty minutes ago. Hoping that's the load that'll give me a child. I love her so much bros.

>> No.17064383

>>17053397
If you go through the twin cities, you should bring your wife along one time and meet up with my wife and I.

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>>17064383
I drive 694 twice a week. Used to load in fridley/New Brighton all the time. I’m loading right now for Morris, MN
Alas I am solo. The bunk bunny has earned her housewife status.
I more or less kidnapped her years ago when she was spun out in her moms woodland particle board shack (meth) and I tossed her in the sleeper till she recovered. Than told her we are getting married. Yes boyz we are all gonna make it one day.
Relax mods she is 22 in pic.

>> No.17064470

>>17052974
slam pig. She will bring you many strong offspring.

>> No.17064486

>>17052974
Post more pics of the disgusting pig

>> No.17064487

>>17052974
>daylight, clock says 245pm.
But your having "breakfast"

>> No.17064492

>>17064451
Do you keep her in your trunk?

>> No.17064528

>>17064487
Some folk work night shift so that's breakfast time for them.

>> No.17064554

>>17064470
I dont want any offspring, that's why I'm not a crazy weirdo.

>> No.17064609

>>17064451
well thats nice that you saved her
hopefully you guys aren't doing funny crystal magic anymore

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>>17064487
>programming the stove
I’m An Americanz

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>>17056633
>>17053605
>>17060011
>>17060650
Gentlemen

>> No.17064691

>>17064451
does she touch meth at all anymore?

>> No.17064739

I think I'm going to be sick.

>> No.17064752

>>17064691
If she did she wouldn't be so fat

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>>17064664

>> No.17065009

>>17064451
Wow so she slowly because disgustingly fat while dating you? Why did you let the whore get comfortable. Shes already fat and hasnt even had a child kek.

>> No.17065103

>>17064451
God she's such a fat pig

>> No.17065162

The amount of jelly seethe in this thread is astounding. OP is living an incredibly comfy life and I for one am happy for you bro.

>> No.17065405

>>17064451
ex tweaker? bet the blowie joeys are amazin

>> No.17065703

>>17063260
You've trained her well. A man should have complete access to her wife's body to do whatever he wishes. Post more random groping.

>> No.17066295

>>17065703
I raped my wife daily

>> No.17066561

>>17064451
I need you to pickup some stacked drywall and take it to Beaumont, TX....picks up in St. Cloud, you are close enough

rate is set at $5200