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>Congratulations on getting through to the finals, Anon.
>What will you be cooking for us today?

>> No.17052455

these digits

>> No.17052463

>>17052443
Myself, spit roasted by you two

>> No.17052469

Cheers Greg, you might have noticed that John is missing… those wobbly jowls have tempted me for too long. Braised cheeks should make for a great addition to my menu.

>> No.17052473

SHIT SANDWICH USING REAL SHIT

>> No.17052479
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>>17052455
BEAUTIFUL

>> No.17052484
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>>17052443
Hmm, for me it's the fluffernutter

>> No.17052486

Saddle of lamb with a rosemary and port jus served with a herb crusted faggot and asparagus.

I can’t actually cook, that’s just the most masterchefy thing I can come up with.

>> No.17052539

blackened cock with béchamel sauce

>> No.17052546

>>17052539
Have you made this before, Anon?>>17052539

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>>17052443
macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs

>> No.17052563

>>17052473
based rko enthusiast

>> No.17052568

>>17052486
>faggot and asparagus sauce
Do Americans really eat cigarettes?

>> No.17052585

>>17052568
A faggot is sort of like a meatball made of offal. It’s a British thing.

>> No.17052589

BUTTERY BISCUIT BASE

>> No.17052596

>>17052443
Skunk assholes with split peas, kitten eyes, rice, and possum testicle sauce.

>> No.17052674

>>17052589
YUM

>> No.17052760

>>17052443
a bag of microwave popcorn

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>>17052443

>> No.17052876
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>>17052443
Well, Greg, John, I thought I'd go for something truly exquisite. For my final dish, I am serving you each a tin of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup with bread and butter to accompany. I hope you enjoy.

>> No.17052893

>>17052876
>Butter

ngmi

>> No.17054591
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>>17052443
I'll be making you Party Cheese Salad

>> No.17054607

>It's a Greg rewords what John just said episode

>> No.17054745

>>17052455
And just like that first place

>> No.17054826

Dead nigger salad