/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17047538]

Club sandwich is my favorite sandwich, you?

[Anonymous No.17047556]

>>17047538
bologna and swiss on rye

[Anonymous No.17047576]

>>17047538
i can't choose, here's my top 5: banana bread peanut butter and jam, reuben, roast beef w/ sauteed onions and horseradish, meatball and marinara with provolone, Philly cheesesteak, or an egg, ham and cheese

[Anonymous No.17047581]

>>17047538
club sandwich
monte cristo
croque monsieur/madame
sausage egg and cheese
roast beef with cheddar and ketchup

in no particular order

[Anonymous No.17047605]

>>17047538
I've never figured out how to eat one of these without trying to unhinge my jaw.

[Anonymous No.17047618]

>>17047538
Pastrami sandwhiches

[Anonymous No.17047684]

>>17047605
Do your hands have no tensile strength to compress the sandwich?

[Anonymous No.17047696]

>>17047684
How soft is your bread, amilard.

[Anonymous No.17047739]

>>17047538
For me its the French dip

[Anonymous No.17047876]

>>17047696
If your eyes work you can see the bread is thin toast, it makes up none of the bulk girlhands

[Anonymous No.17047899]

>>17047876
Oh you fatasses have to toast your bread making it all warm and caramelized to get it to a normal texture.

[Anonymous No.17047916]

>>17047538
if someone served me that as a club i would stab them with a spoon
fuckyou reddit and your uneatable meme sandwiches

[Anonymous No.17047917]

>>17047538
Club is pretty based, but a Cubano or bahn mi is a pretty fucking good choice, too.

[Anonymous No.17047953]

>>17047916
That's how club sandwiches always look, retard. Literally without exception.

[Anonymous No.17047962]

>>17047916
>I am too retarded to realize that OPs pic is actually 4 quarters of a sandwich plated so two quarters are together in a line.
Dickhead.

[Anonymous No.17048013]

>>17047538
Instead of a BLT I make a BLOTCH. Bacon, lettuce (or baby spinach), onion, tomato, cheese, and ham.

[Anonymous No.17048057]

reuben
french dip
banh mi
cuban
blt

[Anonymous No.17048156]

>>17047538
Club sandwich is also my favorite sandwich

[Anonymous No.17048432]

>>17047538
Club sandwiches are kino. For me it's either a turkey club or a patty melt.

[Anonymous No.17048434]

>>17047962
>>17047953
fuck you you're fired, don't ever server my customers that bullshit
borderline rule for a sandwich is it should fit into a humans mouth or you can fuck off and die you reddit meme faggot

[Anonymous No.17048438]

>>17048432
>t. potty melt

[Anonymous No.17048444]

>>17047538
hard to choose between cubans and reubens

[Anonymous No.17048452]

>>17048444
>hard to choose
well depends on which state you're in, because if in FL easy but midwest you're better off with the reuben

[Anonymous No.17048456]

>>17048452
There's a good place in my little midwestern city for a Cuban, but it's the only good one in town. You get a good reuben all over town, but that Cuban is better than all of them.

[Anonymous No.17048464]

Favourite is tomato and Kraft Roka on lightly toasted sourdough.
Close second is chunky PBJ (grape Jam, not Jelly) on dark rye.
Come at me, Bro.

[Anonymous No.17048499]

>>17048444
CUBAN REUBEN CUBAN REUBEN CUBAN REUBEN

[Anonymous No.17048501]

>>17048464
i have been in every state east of the Mississippi and never once seen that. Which planet are you from?

[Anonymous No.17048503]

>>17048499
I wonder what the best Cuban Reuben would be. Definitely corned beef and pork roast as the meats, maybe a mustard-and-pickle heavy thousand island and sauerkraut, on the cuban bread, cooked flat like a cuban.

[Anonymous No.17048512]

>>17048499
>>17048503
oh, and obviously swiss cheese, since it's on both

[Anonymous No.17048514]

>>17048501
>Which planet are you from?
Earth, west of the Mississippi.

[Anonymous No.17048542]

>>17048512
>>17048503
I'm going to agree with all of this. I think a good kraut would add a nice crunch to a Cuban.

[Anonymous No.17048551]

>>17048542
and corned beef instead of ham would make it a little bit more interesting

[Anonymous No.17048552]

>>17048514
>west of the Mississippi.
oh never mind

[Anonymous No.17048561]

>>17048434
You're a dangerous person. So fucking stupid, you think you're smart. Go jerk off to infowars.

[Anonymous No.17048563]

>>17048552
Las Vegas, maybe you've heard of it.
Where are you from, newfriend?

[Anonymous No.17048594]

>>17048444
Checked and based Cuban/Reuben poster

[Anonymous No.17048654]

>>17048561
>So fucking stupid, you think you're smart
you would be surprised how true that is
Then again they wouldn't know why they park the firetruck a half mile from the house

[Anonymous No.17048671]

>>17047538
banh mi a'la outofgum

[Anonymous No.17048688]

>>17047538
I like any sandwich as long as it doesn't have lemons, limes, and ham in it

[Anonymous No.17048706]

Monte Cristo

[Anonymous No.17048728]

Chopped cheese mayo mustard lettuce tomato onion yuuheard

[Anonymous No.17048738]

eggplant parmigiana on garlic bread

[Anonymous No.17048767]

for me it's a cuban

[Anonymous No.17048822]

i'm allergic to gluten
kill me

[Anonymous No.17048841]

Proper toasted hoagie bun
Proper ham
Capicola
Nice prosciutto

Lettuce tomato. Sparse salt into the oil and vinegar. Xtreme crushed black pepper.

Top with banAannual peppers

[Anonymous No.17048844]

>>17048841

[Anonymous No.17048867]

>>17048844
Two words pal


Met-a-mucil

[Anonymous No.17048870]

>>17048841
>banannual
i eat bananas like once a year, so i'm going to start using this word to describe it

[Anonymous No.17048874]

>>17048870
Carb. The fuck up. Or your on the gas

[Anonymous No.17048877]

For me, it’s baloney and cheese on white, the simple man’s sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17048926]

>>17048767
if that;s a Cuban you're in the the wrong planet

[Anonymous No.17049272]

>>17047899
rent free, goatfucker

[Anonymous No.17049318]

>>17048874
What's my on the gas?

[Anonymous No.17049333]

Personally my favorite sandwich is the double bacon cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.17049566]

Monte Cristo

[Anonymous No.17049577]

>>17047538
Reubin and BLT

[Anonymous No.17049832]

>>17048926
Based cubanbro

[Anonymous No.17050264]

Reuben with thousand island on the side because sometimes I want bites without any dressing to mix it up a bit.

[Anonymous No.17050305]

>>17048654
>Then again they wouldn't know why they park the firetruck a half mile from the house
What did he mean by this? Firetrucks in neighborhood are always parked in the fire house when they're not being driven or used in an emergency. And if that wasn't the, he's right it would confuse me. Why even have the fire station if you're not gonna use it?

[Anonymous No.17050333]

Give me a chicken salad any day.

[Anonymous No.17050426]

>>17050305
you have to pay the fire department or they won't put you house out, most places it's baked into the cake but not everywhere or they know for a fact there are explosives in the house. So they just come close enough to watch it burn.

[Anonymous No.17050450]

>>17050426
I don't pay shit they put my truck out for me no problem. They just made me help em out with information like truck year make model shit.

[Anonymous No.17050456]

>>17047538
Roast beef on dutch crunch with gouda and all the vegetables but what's real important here is that it's gotta be shredded iceberg. I can't do romaine on much outside of salad, you want a good sandwich, it's gotta be iceberg.

[Anonymous No.17050621]

>>17047538
this is a very good club sandwich, proper composition and no mayo or other shitty sauces because you don't need sauces when you got saliva and tomato

[Anonymous No.17050629]

>>17047953
this is a very bad club sandwich, poor construction and slathered in fart-flavored sperm sauce and the fries are haphazard and inappropriately cooked

[Anonymous No.17050630]

>>17048444
These and banh mi. Simple as

[Anonymous No.17050635]

>>17048156
this is an extraordinarily bad club sandwich, extremely poor construction, entirely wrong ingredients (why is there what appears to be an egg in there??) and the most awful mushy tomato along with iceberg lettuce and undercooked bacon, and lacking in meat. the fries look good though.

[Anonymous No.17050640]

[Anonymous No.17050645]

>>17047538
I order the club sandwich all the time and I ain't even a member.
I dunno how I get away with it.

[Anonymous No.17050647]

>>17050640
THIS IS AN ABOMINATION OF A CLUB SANDWICH, IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHATSOEVER

[Anonymous No.17050667]

>>17050645
"I like my sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts."
WELL YOU'RE NOT IN THE FUCKING CLUB

[Anonymous No.17050677]

>>17050647
why, because there's little saturation and contrast in the photo. monkey brain need vibrant food adhering to the principles of color theory to make mouth water.

[Anonymous No.17050692]

>>17050677
no because 1) it doesn't have any turkey and instead has watery canned undercooked ham; 2) it is completely inappropriate in construction (you don't put every ingredient in each layer); 3) it uses only a small amount of shitty iceburg and obviously watery flavorless tomato, neither of which extends to the ends of the bread or beyond; 4) it has absurd amounts (i.e. any) of cum; 5) it doesn't have any fries or pickle spear; 6) the toothpicks are uncentered and don't even extend through the entire sandwich; 7) it has barely any bacon at all, and what bacon there is looks to be thick cut and undercooked; 8) even if the ham was acceptable there's barely any of it

[Anonymous No.17050705]

>>17050647

[Anonymous No.17050749]

>>17050426
>>17050450
I can't follow this fire truck discussion for shit. Am I retarded? or is this gobldegook?

[Anonymous No.17050784]

>>17050749
you're retarded. the point is that fire trucks are for stupid people, like you.

[Anonymous No.17050806]

>>17050784
yeah but how did firetrucks enter the discussion?

[Anonymous No.17050849]

>>17047696
A sturdier bread would work better to compress the sandwich though? You're so hyped to insult americans you don't realize you make yourself look like an idiot to do so.
>>17050456
I like butter lettuce myself.
>>17049566
I miss Bennigan's so much. Haven't found any other place that makes one. I tried a couple times, turned out ok but not as good, and so much work.

[Anonymous No.17050917]

>>17050749
As a participant in that discussion desu I couldn't follow it either. Probably gobbledygook

[Anonymous No.17050922]

>>17050917
DID SOMEBODY SAY GOBBLEDEGOOKER??

[Anonymous No.17051235]

>>17050692
Tell me you're autistic without telling me you're autistic.

[Anonymous No.17051249]

>>17050630
I almost included the banh mi in my post. based.

[Anonymous No.17051309]

>>17051235
go back

[Anonymous No.17051336]

>>17047538
im mexican and no one in my family knows what a club sandwich is

[Anonymous No.17051419]

>>17048156
>>17050635
Clubsandwichreviwes dot com, the news authority that is to club sandwiches what the the Wall Street Journal and Financial Times are to the stock market, says that that pictured club sandwich is the greatest club sandwich in the whole world
http://www.clubsandwichreviews.com/top-club-sandwiches/

[Anonymous No.17051470]

>>17051419
this picture is far too small and has a bunch of things unrelated to the club sandwich, which suggests to me that this review site is full of itself and paid off by cheese and mayo shills. that said, this club sandwich is a disgusting deviation from the ideal. there is a tiny lopsided pile of cheese, a very thin layer of turkey, the ham is fine if you were to accept ham (I do not, but I understand it as long as there is also turkey). the tomato looks decent but it's so damn tiny that it throws the entire composition off and causes the bread to bulge like that, which means the bites at the flat end of the triangle will be just bread and maybe a hint of lettuce and ham in this case. this is obviously a case of someone skimping on ingredients and overcharging. the fries look microwaved, and there's no pickle spear visible. the lettuce is iceburg and underwhelming, but not the worst thing on the sandwich (that would be the cheese - cheese does not belong on a club, because it overwhelms the carefully designed complexity of other textures and flavors). the bacon looks like it would be good if they used enough of it, but there's nowhere near enough of it. the overall composition of ingredients is foul and misshapen; the layers should not be so disproportionate to each other. the toothpicks are good though, and I don't see any creamy fart sauce so that's a plus. I have no idea why there's a piece of paper on the plate to hold the fries when the fries are obviously dumped out, this is the place where you could put a pickle spear or two and balance the plate more appropriately.

[Anonymous No.17051477]

>>17047538
for me i like a nice reuben

[Anonymous No.17051492]

>>17047538
>>17047581
>monte cristo
is the standard sandwich by which i judge all diners when I'm jet-setting around the world. Has to be real honey-baked roast ham (not lunchmeat) and I give extra points if they put the home-fries inside the sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17051496]

>>17051419
ok I have confirmed it this site has no idea what a club sandwich is and is paid by hoteliers to boost their SEO ratings. look at this picture, this is beyond abomination and into full TENTACLES I'M GOING INSANE territory. it's not a club by any stretch of the imagination, rendering this site completely useless for its stated purpose.

[Anonymous No.17051516]

>>17047538
Thanksgiving leftover Turkey Club

[Anonymous No.17051523]

>>17051516
are those martin's chips?

[Anonymous No.17051551]

>>17051496
Yeah it's not a club sandwich, but ham egg and cheese with avocado is pretty great. That is, if the toast was made with a bit of butter and you add a bit of mayo, maybe a spicy mayo, and some lime juice.

[Anonymous No.17051565]

>>17051551
I have no problem with it as a SANDWICH, although I personally do not like runny egg. the bread probably doesn't need butter because the avocado, once bitten, will supply the necessary lubricant and texture and fat that any sauce or butter would provide, while the runniness of the egg would soften the bread quickly enough once properly assembled. but it is NOT a club sandwich, and any site purporting that it is should be shamed and removed from the search engine rankings.

[Anonymous No.17051571]

>>17051565
I like butter though. Some things that I do, are not for utility alone.

[Anonymous No.17051585]

tongue sammich...................

[Anonymous No.17051601]

>>17051585
tortas are good

[Anonymous No.17051629]

>>17051601
Yes. I always order lengua every time I can. If they don't have that, then I am not a big fan of a lot of sandwiches. Maybe egg sandwich is my second favorite. Between two bagels with cream cheese...

[Anonymous No.17051632]

>>17051419
That club looks AWESOME!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17051646]

>>17051496
This looks like a very delicious club sandwich!!!! Thanks for posting!

[Anonymous No.17051675]

>>17051470
I didn’t read your novella. I’m too busy thinking about eating delicious club sandwiches

[Anonymous No.17051678]

>>17051646
∩(◣_◢)∩

[Anonymous No.17051686]

>>17051675
nice try but there's only two slices, not a club, not my problem

[Anonymous No.17051701]

>>17051523
Wavy Lays

[Anonymous No.17051702]

>>17051686
meant for >>17051632

>>17051675
this is just more of the same of the above, everything is bad about it except for the quality of tomato and turkey. it doesn't even have bacon and seems to replace it with roast beef, which is a bold move but removes it entirely from the running from club sandwich and into some other post-subway monstrosity.

[Anonymous No.17051717]

>>17047538
God I live club sandwiches!!!!

[Anonymous No.17051730]

>>17051516
That’s the kind of club sandwich they serve you in prison

[Anonymous No.17051731]

>>17051717
this is unironically a pretty decent club sandwich. the only qualms I have are that the bacon is undercooked, that the composition is doubled unnecessarily, and the addition of cheese (although it looks like in this one, the cheese is of a more subtle and complex nature that might add to the overall sandwich, as opposed to a sharp cheddar or american as other pics have)

[Anonymous No.17051749]

>>17047538
>ctrl+f
>"Muffuletta"
>no results found
bad thread

[Anonymous No.17051758]

>>17047538
Why the humble penis pot pie samdwich of course!

[Anonymous No.17051784]

>>17047538
>>17047953
>>17048156
>>17050640
>>17051419
>>17051496
>>17051632
>>17051675
>>17051717
Guys, you’ve got me hungry for some delicious club sandwiches!!!!

[Anonymous No.17051896]

>>17047538
Club sandwhich is my favourite too but they're getting harder to find, it's already impossible to get one with turkey anymore. A "classic" club should never contain cheese, ham, or chicken.

[Anonymous No.17052002]

>>17050647
THEN POST A PICTURE OF WHAT YOU THINK ONE SHOULD LOOK LIKE INSTEAD OF SPERGING OUT ALL OVER THE THREAD LMAO

[Anonymous No.17052293]

The chad jambon beurre for cold sandwiches and prosciutto + pesto + mozzarella panini for hot ones.

[Anonymous No.17052562]

>>17052002
there are only two things missing from this one: a pickle spear and toothpicks

[Anonymous No.17052579]

>>17051749
Too many variations. Many are hood, some taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.17052602]

>>17052002
here I drew this for you

[Anonymous No.17052624]

>>17052562
close but no cigar, it's only 2 slices instead of the 4, no toothpick or pickle spear as you said, and the composition is slightly off. otherwise this is a fairly good example, though the fries seem undercooked.

[Anonymous No.17052636]

>>17047538
Im a Cuban guy

[Anonymous No.17052641]

>>17052562
I looked at this one again, literally all you had to do was cut it in half again and move the tomato to the top layer underneath the lettuce, throw a pickle spear and toothpicks in there and cook the fries to golden brown instead of greasy yellow and you'd be perfect

[Anonymous No.17052647]

>>17052602
80s computer sandwich blueprint

[Anonymous No.17052657]

>>17047576
>banana bread PB and J
How fucking colossally fat are you?

[Anonymous No.17052661]

>>17047576
>>17052657
finna make banana bread specifically to do this

[Anonymous No.17052699]

>>17052657
I'm husky
>>17052661
I'm sure you'll enjoy it. It's a great dessert. If you make your banana bread not super sweet, it's not a bad snack.

[Anonymous No.17052821]

>>17052699
I got carried away and added semi-sweet chocolate chips and a bit of coconut because I only had a bit left of each, I dunno if this will still go well with PB+J but at least it should be tasty by itself even if not

[Anonymous No.17052844]

>>17052821
Chocolate definitely is great mixed in banana bread batter, and goes with peanut butter nicely. I've never done coconut though, but I'm pretty sure it goes with everything. Your Saturday evening is shaping up to be something quite nice.

[Anonymous No.17052882]

>>17050749
bots

[Anonymous No.17052900]

>>17051516
>turkey leftovers sandwich
>not drowned in the leftover gravy
what the fuck are you doing boy

[Anonymous No.17052906]

>>17051516
>>17052900
he put cheese and pickles on a sandwich and called it a club. there's no hope.

[Anonymous No.17052960]

>>17048434
just slide the sandwich off the tooth pick retard its litterly not that hard to eat.
>>17049566
that looks pretty tasty, never had any.
>>17051496
What in the fuck? I mean if all the reagents are smaller and fit between the bread that would be great but this looks like a legit mess.
>>17051632
I don't trust food that comes on those plates, it means i'm going to spend an arm and a leg and still get fucked for mediocre food.
>>17051784
beautiful.

[Anonymous No.17052971]

>>17050264
yeah

[Anonymous No.17052981]

>>17050667
How about spinach?
Then you can be like popeye.

[Anonymous No.17052995]

Great sandwich

[Anonymous No.17052997]

>>17051717
How the heck is someone supposed to eat that without some crazy big mouth?

[Anonymous No.17053006]

>>17052602
>>17052647
That's not my 1980's green screen or amber screen.

[Anonymous No.17053014]

This might be goofy but nobody's mentioned duck on rye.

[Anonymous No.17053023]

>>17052995
this club sandwich hurts me on several levels but despite its lackluster presentation it is fairly close to appropriate in construction and ingredients. the biggest issue is that, like many others in this thread, whoever put this together did not understand that you are not to put each of the ingredients on both layers, but rather arrange them for optimal texture complement throughout the biting process (with practical considerations for juices/slipperiness/etc. as a side benefit). the dickfart sauce is extremely unfortunate and even if one were to accept it as an ingredient, the quantity used here is abhorrent. just use a spoon in a jar of mayo, fucking slobs. the bread needs to be toasted. the tomato and turkey and bacon and lettuce all look fine, the toothpick is there doing its best, the pickle has been chopped up but at least it's present, and the fries look nicely done, albeit poorly seasoned and clearly from a frozen bag of ore-ida. I do appreciate that there are two types of lettuce, though I fail to see why you'd bother with the iceberg on top. the styrofoam has clearly steamed the sandwich which was already suffering from being a wet mess due to the inappropriate saucing and untoasted bread. I would eat this with gusto if there were no mayo.

[Anonymous No.17053030]

What you do is get a whole duck from a Chinese restaurant then put it on rye or pumpernickel.

[Anonymous No.17053039]

>>17052997
Honestly getting rather tired of this meme

[Anonymous No.17053040]

>>17052997
one bite at a time

[Anonymous No.17053060]

>>17053040
Well yeah, nodoby can argue with that.

[Anonymous No.17053072]

>>17053060
>takes a bite
>takes another bite before swallowing
FHHUGHK YUGGHH AUGH WOGHNT DU WGHAT YUGH TEGGHLL MGHEE

[Anonymous No.17053234]

>>17052562
Lol wtf is that? That's just a turkey sandwich with an extra slice of bread. Gtfo
And you said my club was trash, jfc dude

[Anonymous No.17053245]

>>17051784
Oh fuck, that looks like a pretty kino one too

[Anonymous No.17053372]

>>17047684
Ah yes, how could I have been so foolish. There's nothing I love more than crushed sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17053383]

>>17053372
Yeah, the only thing worse is crushed potato chips, am I right.

[Anonymous No.17053487]

'wich I ate in Hong Kong

[Anonymous No.17054747]

>>17047538
I like my club sandwich

[Anonymous No.17054957]

>>17053487
Chicken or duck?

[Anonymous No.17055166]

>>17052657
i used to eat french toast pb and j a lot. was really good. i'm 6'1" 150lbs

[Anonymous No.17055662]

>>17051492
Why do you give them extra points if they make the sandwich wrong?

[Anonymous No.17055676]

>>17054747
https://youtu.be/cyFvGL3Z5F8

I am a proud member of that fine club

[Anonymous No.17055752]

>>17050806
Damn dude you're so dumb you probably don't even know why they park the firetruck a half mile from the house

[Anonymous No.17055763]

>>17048561
If I wanted to jack off to gay frogs I'd just hang around here.

[Anonymous No.17055774]

>>17048671
Here ya go frand

[Anonymous No.17055836]

I like club sandwiches too

[Anonymous No.17056393]

>>17047538
>favorite sandwich

Kowalski smoked liver sausage
horseradish white cheddar cheese
onion

[Anonymous No.17057378]

Someone from McDonald’s once ate one of these and was like “why not a burger like this?”

[Anonymous No.17057771]

Grilled bologna sandwich
ingredients
5 slices garlic bologna
2 tablespoons oil, more if needed
5 slices onion
1 slice Swiss cheese
1 onion roll
Mustard
Pickle slices
Handful of Potato chips

[Anonymous No.17057862]

>cheesesteak
>Ruben
>Cuban

[Anonymous No.17059059]

>>17047538
does hamburger count?