Deepfrying Turkeys

[Anonymous No.17044135]

>put turkey in whatever object is large enough to hold a turkey
>oil gets everywhere, drenching everyone within 5 feet of the oil was cold, scalding them and starting a fire if the family was retarded
>if even a little bit of hot oil leaks onto the burner, a fire is started
>in some cases the turkey fucking explodes for no reason at all
>can’t settle with a chicken because that wouldn’t be traditional, like deepfrying it is how the pilgrims cooked their fucking food

Nature, experts, firefighters, and probably God are all trying to stop you from deepfrying a turkey, yet families all over the country still do it each year. Why?

[Anonymous No.17044143]

>>17044135
Must be pretty fuckin good if all that can’t stop em

[Anonymous No.17044157]

>>17044135
>"experts"
fuck off libtard

[Anonymous No.17044168]

>>17044135
>Nature, experts, firefighters, and probably God are all trying to stop you from deepfrying a turkey, yet families all over the country still do it each year. Why?
Cause it's good retard like I've had it once and it was shockingly juicy and crispy like goddamn. Trust me while it's a touch risky it's definitely worth it.

[Anonymous No.17044169]

>>17044135
americans are dumb

[Anonymous No.17044174]

seems stupid to do only once or twice a year

[Anonymous No.17044177]

>>17044135
>99.9% of people can fry a turkey without issue because basic common sense
>a few retards who are too retarded to fry something pay retard tax
I fail to see the problem, OP.

[Anonymous No.17044186]

>>17044135
Lived with actual niggers from that shithole Hillary was raping kids from. They wore shoes in the house and chopped vegetables on the kitchen floor.
They fried turkey regularly and never figured out it took room in the fryer that would push oil out.

[Anonymous No.17044269]

I just deep-fried a 17 lb turkey. I followed the general guidelines of 3 minutes per pound at 325 - 350° F, so 51 minutes total plus a few more to get it back up to temp after I put it in the oil. Unfortunately it came out totally overdone with like 205° internal temp. I wanted to cry

[Anonymous No.17044303]

believe it or not, but not everyone is a mouth breathing retard that doesn't understand basic physics like you

[Anonymous No.17044323]

>>17044186
Only faggots want people with bare feet in their home. Ask me to take my shoes off, I will rape you anally and leave you to sob about getting what you wanted.

[Anonymous No.17044332]

>>17044168
Then just fucking smoke it. It comes out both tender and juicy, with a crispy skin.

[Anonymous No.17044341]

>>17044135
>>in some cases the turkey fucking explodes for no reason at all

Frozen turkey. That is what causes explosions when you fry. Defrost your turkey properly (even "fresh" ones are previously frozen).

[Anonymous No.17044425]

>>17044303
>that first dip he takes