WEBM Thread: Thanksgiving Edition

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WEBM Thread: Thanksgiving Edition Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:13:31 2021 No.17041316 [Reply] [Original]

Any webms welcome, bonus points for anything Thanksgiving related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:15:44 2021 No.17041324 File: 2.78 MB, 1076x1080, fall sangria.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect drink for the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:36:24 2021 No.17041389 File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, OCD Cutting Board.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:38:58 2021 No.17041396 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, TURKEY RILLETTE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041316

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:40:31 2021 No.17041403 File: 2.91 MB, 540x540, Butter Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:43:23 2021 No.17041416 >>17041316 Not murrican. Isn't turkey usually stuffed? And don't people love the stuffing? Won't it be missed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:44:33 2021 No.17041422 >>17041416 make it on the side

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:45:05 2021 No.17041424 >>17041416 You can make stuffing just as well without stuffing the bird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:45:11 2021 No.17041425 File: 1.38 MB, 480x854, no thanks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >webm thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:56:21 2021 No.17041463 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, Vegan ice cream (could be sold to gays).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041316

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:59:30 2021 No.17041478 >>17041316 >spend $50 in oil no

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 13:59:44 2021 No.17041479 >>17041424 Literally impossible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 14:04:31 2021 No.17041495 File: 2.89 MB, 853x480, Lazy Man's Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 14:09:43 2021 No.17041517 >>17041463 >ensure sugar is vegan Do they think viable quantities of sugar can be taken from animals. Unless you have some way to get the glycogen from the liver without the proteins and fats, I think not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 14:27:25 2021 No.17041592 >>17041517 Some sugar is processed with animal bones, or so they say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 14:31:26 2021 No.17041609 >>17041324 yeah lets fucking choke on a piece of apple you housewife tier normie fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 14:37:40 2021 No.17041637 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, More like Satan Himself Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Deviled Eggs are important for the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 15:41:56 2021 No.17041894 There's nothing like those high fiber dumps that leave your stomach feeling clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 15:49:20 2021 No.17041916 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, How to Make a Doo-Wop Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >another Thanksgiving in prison Such is life

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 15:52:28 2021 No.17041926 >>17041637 >>17041495 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 15:56:34 2021 No.17041941 >>17041389 DONT TELL THE OCD PEOPLE ABOUT MEASURE THEORY!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 17:41:57 2021 No.17042405 File: 2.94 MB, 600x336, Furry Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 17:44:00 2021 No.17042414 >>17041389 I bought the original version of this, the lines were printed so they just wore off after a few months. This looks nice. Might get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 17:49:13 2021 No.17042433 >>17042414 Never mind, looking at the reviews, it's the same junk. It's laquered (red flag right there) and the finish flakes off, and it's crap wood that warps and splits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 17:57:14 2021 No.17042477 >>17041517 Some processors use bone char in the process of purifying molasses into white refined sugar. The use of bone char renders that sugar as non-vegan compliant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 17:59:17 2021 No.17042487 >>17041495 That's not a lasagna, that's a baked ziti. A very common dish in Amero-Italian cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 18:03:05 2021 No.17042505 >>17041403 my arteries hurt

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 18:07:42 2021 No.17042521 >>17041637 Rest in peace to a real one

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 19:35:34 2021 No.17042916 https://youtu.be/jB0YVcYdzu8 More butter more better

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 20:53:19 2021 No.17043222 >>17041316 turkey is way more work than it's worth. exactly why I choose to make prime rib instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 21:32:07 2021 No.17043436 File: 2.88 MB, 480x480, Christmas Appetizers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043222 You made prime rib for all of your friends and family? Must be expensive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 21:35:51 2021 No.17043451 File: 2.57 MB, 640x424, snapdragon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 01:51:31 2021 No.17044337 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 01:55:07 2021 No.17044353 >>17041396 GTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 01:57:12 2021 No.17044366 >>17041425 don't like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 04:16:40 2021 No.17044709 >>17041324 >>17041324 Is there something wrong with this drink? Looks good besides the adding food chunks in the cup part. Is there something better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 05:21:49 2021 No.17044789 File: 845 KB, 800x450, egg cat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17044337

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 05:23:02 2021 No.17044790 >>17041916 If only niggers put half that creativity into their education or some hobby that isn't dealing drugs or rapping

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 05:28:04 2021 No.17044794 >>17044789 how does he real

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 07:06:49 2021 No.17044925 File: 1.29 MB, 406x720, Chicken Tenders.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Nov 26 07:16:09 2021 No.17044943
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>>17041422
>>17041424
You realise you can cook meat pie mix and pie pastry seperately, right, and the pastry stays perfectly crispy? Just serve the meat pie slop and then the pastry on the side, much better.

why not actually stuff the fucking bird
only a retard makes stuffing that needs such cooking that the chicken/turkey goes dry. If you're gonna do it in a seperate tray, don't call it stuffing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 07:19:36 2021 No.17044949 >>17044925 Chickens aren't wired to feel comfort when hemmed in by a hug. That dumb kid is torturing that bird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 07:22:04 2021 No.17044953 >>17042405 Cute and brimming with personality

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 07:32:06 2021 No.17044962 File: 601 KB, 707x836, mug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042521 Sara isn't dead >>17044949 The enjoy warmth and softness, anon. That one just wasn't in the mood at the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 07:49:04 2021 No.17044993 >>17041609 Are you 2 fucking years old?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 07:54:14 2021 No.17044999 >>17041424 >You can make stuffing just as well without stuffing the bird. You literally can not

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 08:05:18 2021 No.17045024 >>17044353 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 08:48:59 2021 No.17045123 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1581932532753.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:06:33 2021 No.17045259 File: 1.75 MB, 640x360, flaming a christmas pudding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:17:02 2021 No.17045284 >>17045259 The shaky ladle... is jack pouring lit alcohol on non keto dishes in 2021??

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:19:23 2021 No.17045290 >>17041389 im mad i saw those pig hands handling anything pink. dunno why this angers me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:28:51 2021 No.17045323 File: 2.92 MB, 700x392, Chicken Francaise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:32:16 2021 No.17045328 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, faggots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:34:25 2021 No.17045332 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, salmon en croute.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:36:12 2021 No.17045336 File: 1.05 MB, 360x640, modern woman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:38:30 2021 No.17045340 File: 2.91 MB, 404x652, cute.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:40:38 2021 No.17045343 File: 2.90 MB, 600x330, garlic butter soy noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:42:20 2021 No.17045347 File: 1.76 MB, 640x360, German potato salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:42:26 2021 No.17045349 >>17045340 Good to see a chink father teaching his son to cook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:56:54 2021 No.17045384 >>17041517 >makes a retarded post about how vegans are retarded Many such cases.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 10:58:49 2021 No.17045391 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, russian_meat_pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:09:02 2021 No.17046087 >>17044789 >>17044794 omg is that get out

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:10:15 2021 No.17046092 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:12:01 2021 No.17046100 >>17045323 10 fps webm strikes again

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:12:23 2021 No.17046101 >>17044794 He just eggzists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:12:32 2021 No.17046102 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, jack28.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:13:22 2021 No.17046109 File: 2.87 MB, 720x404, Perfect Mashed Potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:13:31 2021 No.17046110 >>17046102 what the fuck ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:14:41 2021 No.17046115 >>17046110 do you know a better way to dry a chicken?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:15:30 2021 No.17046116 >>17046115 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:15:54 2021 No.17046120 >>17045349 7/10, smiled

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:19:54 2021 No.17046137 >>17045347 >german potato salad for fuck sake she's speaking american you fucking shitface. It even says "ABC News" in the lower left corner...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:20:01 2021 No.17046138 >>17041463 >Think they are making some kind of custard >Nope shitty icecream that takes 24 hours to make

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:20:41 2021 No.17046142 >>17046116 post it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:20:48 2021 No.17046144 >>17046142 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:21:43 2021 No.17046148 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, jack24.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046144

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:22:43 2021 No.17046153 File: 2.52 MB, 360x640, Cold Stone Capellini.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:22:44 2021 No.17046154 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, jack betrayal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046148

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:23:56 2021 No.17046158 File: 2.78 MB, 1920x1080, jack15.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046154 is that the son he bragged about choking out on a podcast or is it the christian rapper one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:43:21 2021 No.17046246 >>17046158 That's the other one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:44:13 2021 No.17046250 >>17046158 no idea, i didn't even know he had more than one son

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 15:02:14 2021 No.17046323 >>17046154 that kid finna get some strombol

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 15:03:28 2021 No.17046325 File: 2.98 MB, 320x400, seasoning.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 15:06:22 2021 No.17046341 File: 1.50 MB, 1280x720, Jack_Junior.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046250 This is Jack Jr. now, feel old yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 15:23:47 2021 No.17046407 >>17046341 giwtwm

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 15:36:41 2021 No.17046447 >>17045391 I want to try this, any Russians can say if it is an authentic recipe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 16:57:38 2021 No.17046763 >>17045343 why would you post this you faggot. this has to be one of the worst things ive seen posted on this board since i started lurking. you made me post just cause of how infuriated it made me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 16:58:52 2021 No.17046768 File: 2.90 MB, 852x480, Mr Wu's Spring Onion Pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 17:07:09 2021 No.17046800 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Russian Baked Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045391

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 17:10:56 2021 No.17046813 >>17046763 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 17:39:25 2021 No.17046910 File: 2.81 MB, 360x360, Dreidel Pops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 17:44:06 2021 No.17046939 >>17044943 you stupid fuck that's what is known as dressing, because it's not stuffed in the bird

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 17:51:20 2021 No.17046968 >>17046910 DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 17:52:15 2021 No.17046976 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Monster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046968 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:10:58 2021 No.17047060 >>17044949 >t. Mr. Funless McNofunz

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:21:49 2021 No.17047099 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, American Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:22:36 2021 No.17047104 So it begins once again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:22:54 2021 No.17047105 File: 1.95 MB, 720x404, American Cooking part 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:23:26 2021 No.17047106 >>17046910 /pol/sisters... not like this....

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:24:06 2021 No.17047112 File: 2.87 MB, 720x404, American onion stuffed patty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:26:19 2021 No.17047121 >>17041389 >neat chopping board MeNtal iLLne55!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:26:57 2021 No.17047126 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, American salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:33:08 2021 No.17047158 >>17045347 why would you boil a potato whole and then chop it? and then waste it anyway with this abomination

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:37:52 2021 No.17047170 >>17043451 ah, the good old christmas tradition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:48:02 2021 No.17047194 >>17046153 bu y do

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 18:48:20 2021 No.17047195 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, American snack cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 19:00:12 2021 No.17047235 File: 2.57 MB, 576x1024, American mukbanger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 19:55:39 2021 No.17047447 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Turkey Curry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:23:54 2021 No.17047553 >>17041389 >Moving the knife Feed the food into the blade you fucking morons!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:27:27 2021 No.17047575 >>17041416 Don't do that, it can't cook through right and just dries out the bird. Put some aromatics like onion, garlic, apple, citrus, etc., inside instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:29:11 2021 No.17047582 >>17041495 Why is that sauce so neon red.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:32:04 2021 No.17047598 >>17045340 Why does the smaller one keep grabbing his head??

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:40:58 2021 No.17047630 >>17042405 God I hate these mentally ill morons

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:41:32 2021 No.17047635 >>17045347 american hands made this webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:46:43 2021 No.17047659 File: 280 KB, 488x481, 1495352635346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046158 He choked the older one, the younger one raps

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:47:47 2021 No.17047664 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, more pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046341 not the same guy, he has two kids anon you moron, you fucking imbecile

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:50:33 2021 No.17047676 >>17046800 >milksteak

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 20:52:18 2021 No.17047679 >>17047235 i like how he wears crocs to deliberately piss everyone off even more

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 21:24:12 2021 No.17047832 >>17047099 >>17047105 >Hey Ma look I posted the misnamed German show again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 21:28:07 2021 No.17047849 >>17041389 this would actually be really useful for some stuff, especially patisserie

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 21:29:08 2021 No.17047856 >>17047553 uhhhh no

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 21:47:58 2021 No.17047942 File: 898 KB, 625x352, KnifeSkills3StepMotionC[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17047856 Uhhh, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 22:16:21 2021 No.17048060 >>17047942 Pull? What are you pulling on? Pulling the knife sideways towards the uncut section of food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 22:27:33 2021 No.17048107 >>17047942 >>17048060 Stumped ya

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 23:53:07 2021 No.17048386 >>17048060 Pull it up and back as you feed the next section under the blade, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 03:45:14 2021 No.17048893 >>17043222 trips of truth has spoken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 05:05:51 2021 No.17049089 >>17045323 looks pretty damn good. have a Better version?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 05:11:06 2021 No.17049100 >>17046102 god he is such an imbecile

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 05:18:24 2021 No.17049108 >>17046153 she's just flexing her nice solid countertop. for her, this was the equivalent of diving into a pool of gold coins Scrooge McDuck style.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 05:38:39 2021 No.17049135 >>17049108 looks like a garden variety insane woman to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 05:43:04 2021 No.17049140 These top down instagrambait cooking webms somehow offend me to an unreasonable amount. This sterile over-edited meme shit is worse than any Jack webm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 05:53:49 2021 No.17049153 >>17049135 nice catch, i didn't even consider mental illness. it's all making sense now. her husband (who's possibly filming her) even makes her wear a shirt labeling her as "PLANT LADY" to warn others of her mind's near vegetative state.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 06:14:39 2021 No.17049188 >>17041495 this is making me angry

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 06:40:00 2021 No.17049233 >>17046153 Plates were invented for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 08:04:05 2021 No.17049377 File: 2.01 MB, 640x800, 1574918870033.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041316

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 08:08:58 2021 No.17049390 File: 1.57 MB, 472x672, 95638178085546481b5cd0eff278552e.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 08:10:41 2021 No.17049393 File: 862 KB, 492x928, 5479b9baff51cc4ff2883f76ac2f2951.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 08:14:41 2021 No.17049398 >>17049390 Nice waste. I assume it's to mimick a bukkake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 09:06:33 2021 No.17049519 >>17042405 God I love these mentally ill morons

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 09:54:56 2021 No.17049661 >>17046148 >pogchamp

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 09:58:06 2021 No.17049673 File: 1.14 MB, 320x240, 1583489686393.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046153 Imagine walking in on your woman doing this. I don't care how tired, or how long of a day it was, I would just walk the fuck out of the house and leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 10:04:09 2021 No.17049703 >>17046447 Yeah It's legit but pretty basic. You can try looking for even more different filling options online.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 10:13:52 2021 No.17049750 >>17044949 You don't know shit about chickens

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 13:40:55 2021 No.17050504 File: 2.83 MB, 960x540, Kitchen Scissors.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 14:32:09 2021 No.17050728 >>17041916 It's amazing that being this gay doesn't get you beaten up in jail

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 14:33:10 2021 No.17050735 >>17042405 >Catches on fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 14:42:30 2021 No.17050779 >>17042405 if my kid turns out to be a furry, he's sleeping outside

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 15:26:06 2021 No.17050980 >>17050779 >Yay, camping!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 15:49:57 2021 No.17051087 >>17050980 >Yay, winter!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 15:58:22 2021 No.17051132 >>17047832 And you replied to it again. Congrats, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 16:02:03 2021 No.17051153 >>17042405 >bags on the hands to keep the suit from getting dirty Lole

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 16:11:04 2021 No.17051199 >>17046325 I don't see the issue with industrial level measurements if she's doing 5 large trays of Yams. That's a lot of yams.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 16:33:43 2021 No.17051307 >>17050504 I was given one of those, the blade was so sharp and the mechanism so powerful it was almost able to cut through jello without breaking

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 16:35:40 2021 No.17051323 >>17041425 Why would he have any expectations when the box was unlabelled and presumably very light?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 16:45:50 2021 No.17051399 >>17041495 >king of salmonella himself why am i unsurprised

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 17:02:44 2021 No.17051515 >>17045347 This is, at best, a Minnesota version of "German" potato salad. No, I'm wrong. It's just garbage on a plate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 17:05:25 2021 No.17051534 >>17046109 finally, some practical advice I can use

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 17:11:03 2021 No.17051561 File: 184 KB, 807x203, oijfqoziedOIZAJD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041495 i'll never get used to it, i seen it thousand times, i've seen every jack's webm, and everytime, i wanna starve myself to death when i watch his food

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 17:16:02 2021 No.17051588 File: 2.83 MB, 1280x720, 1603117037381.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17051561

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 17:31:13 2021 No.17051677 >>17051515 I'm from Mn and the type I usually prefer is with waxy potatoes that hold their shape instead of being lumpy cold mashed potatoes like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 17:31:28 2021 No.17051679 >>17051588 okay anon, now i'll never eat pasta again

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 17:45:20 2021 No.17051759 >>17051679 Good. Take the leaning keto pill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 18:20:06 2021 No.17051912 >>17041316 >6 quarts boiling water >3lbs ice The fuck is the point of that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 18:32:52 2021 No.17051991 >>17051912 Dissolve or partially cook out all of the other ingredients in hot water, then cool it down and dilute it to the correct strength.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 18:51:37 2021 No.17052119 File: 913 KB, 768x416, Damn it Sam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17047106 >>17046968

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 18:52:35 2021 No.17052124 >>17052119 tesy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 18:54:41 2021 No.17052134 >>17051759 Based ja/ck/er

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 18:58:24 2021 No.17052147 >>17052119 >How idiots lie to themselves the webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 19:19:18 2021 No.17052238 >>17047659 > haven't seen my son in 9 years Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 19:34:39 2021 No.17052315 >>17047060 is a pre pubescent boy hugging a white chicken meant to be 'funny' or am I missing something ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 19:35:40 2021 No.17052318 >>17052315 beside the file name

>>	dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 Sat Nov 27 19:36:27 2021 No.17052323 File: 665 KB, 1024x576, god damnit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17049377

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 19:39:23 2021 No.17052341 >>17047598 nerve gas and covid

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 19:46:07 2021 No.17052367 >>17047235 so fucking kawaii i want to have seks with him

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 19:47:55 2021 No.17052376 >>17049398 genius

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 01:39:55 2021 No.17053720 bump

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 03:56:36 2021 No.17054042 File: 1.55 MB, 406x720, white women cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 04:01:44 2021 No.17054060 >>17054042 Should have skipped those tattoos and spent the money on cooking classes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 04:28:56 2021 No.17054106 >>17054042 what the fuck am i looking at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 05:19:04 2021 No.17054184 >>17051199 those are sweet potatoes not making a distinction now may lead to someone poisoning themselves with an actual yam they didnt cook properly. seriously, why is this legal

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 05:22:15 2021 No.17054191 >>17054106 White trash cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 05:32:12 2021 No.17054208 File: 253 KB, 964x1501, havesex-incel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046910 FUCKING JOOOOOOZZZ

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 05:41:02 2021 No.17054219 >>17044949 Hugless chicken feet typed this post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 05:54:05 2021 No.17054243 >>17049393 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 07:02:02 2021 No.17054357 >>17054042 I wonder what went wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 07:10:24 2021 No.17054372 >>17045340 Serves the finished rice in the same bowl he just took raw meat from

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 07:12:58 2021 No.17054376 >>17041403 disgust.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 08:20:07 2021 No.17054489 File: 151 KB, 1598x900, notice_anything_dumbfuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046910 That retarded shabbos goy wrote the letters upside down >t. actual Jew

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 08:26:30 2021 No.17054504 >>17054489 maybe the hebrew lessons cost too much

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 08:27:00 2021 No.17054507 >>17047195 every time i watch this the vaguely lewd way they lay down the bottom slice makes me angrier

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 09:29:17 2021 No.17054641 >>17054042 damn bitch you live like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 09:37:19 2021 No.17054660 File: 7 KB, 253x199, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17054042 I would EAT her "sloppa" if you see what I mean hehehe

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 11:17:32 2021 No.17054912 >>17046153 Good job staining your countertops idiot. Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 11:21:27 2021 No.17054924 >>17046910 Satanic webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 11:26:57 2021 No.17054943 >>17054042 I want to be between her thighs and eating her sloppy, musky pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 14:55:14 2021 No.17055701 >>17044949 If it felt threatened or unconfortable it would show it and not calmly move towards the fucking kid after he already tried hugging it once

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 15:07:56 2021 No.17055743 >>17046092 such a classic

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 15:10:05 2021 No.17055754 File: 21 KB, 543x428, Kyle rittenhouse thinking confused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041463 >Vegan ice cream (could be sold to gays).webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 15:13:24 2021 No.17055773 >>17041316 >Yaasss That's going in my "words that make you not want to cook a recipe" thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 15:14:33 2021 No.17055778 >>17047121 People these days love showing off their (((labels))). They literally discuss their medications and therapy routines with pride.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 15:16:28 2021 No.17055785 >>17051323 It's in reverse you moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 15:46:36 2021 No.17055885 File: 107 KB, 640x640, 6565565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17044337 >no "how does he get out without breaking all of the eggs" replies Been gone from this place for about a year, holy shit this board is done for. How goddamned sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 16:20:22 2021 No.17056005 >>17055885 >Nooo why isn't anyone repeating my ancient never-funny meme How about you leave for another year?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 16:29:37 2021 No.17056036 >>17046153 >$300 "deconstructed" spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 16:51:15 2021 No.17056106 Anyone have the Ja/ck/ video of him cutting the still raw chicken and that video of that ramen Dorito abomination?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 16:52:44 2021 No.17056115 >>17056005 How does he get out without making all the threads?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 16:57:44 2021 No.17056133 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, 1577399458429.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17056106 >raw *juicy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 17:24:08 2021 No.17056209 >>17054507 Jesus anon there's nothing lewd about a piece of bread get help

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 17:27:44 2021 No.17056219 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, Curried Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 17:40:01 2021 No.17056278 >>17046447 The only illegitimate thing in the video is the cooking spray.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 18:04:38 2021 No.17056372 >>17056133 In his defense, thick pieces of chicken are hard to cook, especially on a grill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 19:40:56 2021 No.17056746 >>17050504 >Clever Cutter let me guess, $19.99 and they throw in a free cheese grater BUT WAIT call now and they'll also add in a second chink gadget cutter for FREE* *justpay4.99shippingandhandlingpricessubjecttoverification

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:24:57 2021 No.17056915 File: 165 KB, 327x316, 1508350063288.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17049188

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:34:51 2021 No.17056953 >>17046102 wtf why is it that colour?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 22:25:15 2021 No.17057303 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Instant Pot Vegan Butter Chicken with Soycurls and Chickpeas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 02:31:35 2021 No.17057920 >>17041316 >150 degrees >no one in thread catches it Yup... this person and everyone here died of salmonella.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 07:58:32 2021 No.17058481 >>17046154 top 10 anime betrayal

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 09:02:50 2021 No.17058589 >>17047598 The worms are eating him from inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 11:09:41 2021 No.17058937 >>17055885 This! So much this! I squirted milk all over my keyboard from my nose while reading this! Would someone buy this based gentlesir 4chan Gold already??? Up freaking voted

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 11:18:09 2021 No.17058970 >>17056372 >grill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 11:22:40 2021 No.17058979 >>17044789 How does the cat get out without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 11:54:57 2021 No.17059088 >>17056278 what do you use? lard? butter? >>17049703 but to start, is this recipe fine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 12:05:57 2021 No.17059115 >>17049390 she should have at least worn something tight for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 12:13:49 2021 No.17059137 >>17058979 I don't think the cat would care about breaking the eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 12:16:44 2021 No.17059150 >>17045349 How many times do you think he cuffed the little kid training him how to do this? All just so papa can film his kid cooking and post him on social media for $5 worth of ad revenue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 15:12:28 2021 No.17059766 >>17054208 Unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:45:01 2021 No.17060832 File: 2.75 MB, 960x540, Za'atar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 22:13:09 2021 No.17061401 >>17041324 looks pretty good, I dont get the meme obv alot of waste but ye

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 22:41:03 2021 No.17061499 >>17046763 >>17045343 are you retarded you nigger faggot this is one of the most based foods garlic, salt, chink noodles

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 22:43:15 2021 No.17061505 >>17046153 would/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 22:46:24 2021 No.17061520 >>17054372 he put it back in the rice bowl you dummy

Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:05:36 2021 No.17061835

>>17045340
Just so you know, this is literally Chinese soft propaganda.

Its supposed to make you say "Wow that little oriental kid sure is smart. Look at him taking care of dinner." and walk away thinking about the 5 year old Chinese kid living in dirt who appears to be more useful than "kids these days".

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:08:38 2021 No.17061849 >>17046153 Cold plastic jar sauce poured right into your counter. Previously forzen meatballs, kraft "parm" power stuff, and spaghettis all dumped onto a stone countertop to get cold. Jesus

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:12:50 2021 No.17061863 >>17056219 This is actually an awesome multi-part series on Indian cooking. Highly recommended.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:47:09 2021 No.17062010 >>17057303 >butter chicken >no butter >no chicken This is the kind of person cancel culture needs to focus on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:50:32 2021 No.17062028 >>17046153 this is fake and is made only for views. same as that toilet one

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:58:06 2021 No.17062064 >>17047112 >>17047105 >>17047099 >American Rent free shit holer

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:21:07 2021 No.17062155 >>17051307 My gf bought one. I thought it was for butter or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:25:30 2021 No.17062179 >>17050504 >that retarded woman dumping her veg all over the floor I love ads

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:26:53 2021 No.17062186 >>17041324 Not enough alcohol. Needs some everclear

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:45:29 2021 No.17062255 >>17041637 WHY ARE THEY GREEN? Green eggs and ham looking shit

Anonymous Tue Nov 30 06:51:50 2021 No.17063022

>>17045347
eh, i will probably try it, just because i have a fuckton of those shitty sausages to dispose of. obviously without the retarded presentation or the fucking picklepocalypse. i think some eggs might fit in, but not sure about them and apples together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 09:14:42 2021 No.17063315 >>17056372 But the thing is, Jack undercooks everything on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 09:26:20 2021 No.17063351 >>17041495 You know, as much as i see ja/ck/ here i almost never see DSP here, which is sad cuz "Poorly Cooking with The King" is pure garbage kino

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 09:45:36 2021 No.17063395 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, where we're going, we won't need fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 09:49:56 2021 No.17063403 >>17057303 >soycurls fucking disgusting name

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 09:49:58 2021 No.17063404 >>17056219 You have the pav bhaji one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 10:20:58 2021 No.17063485 >>17062255 Egg yolk turns green when boiled too long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 10:21:25 2021 No.17063487 File: 134 KB, 1400x700, Event-Horizon-Sam-Neill-in-the-Meat-Grinder-Corridor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17063395 beautiful isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:49:11 2021 No.17064027 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, jcfiogc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17056278 What's the source? I've watched this webm so many times and it looks good but nobody ever says what its from

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:52:02 2021 No.17064040 File: 356 KB, 483x475, 1614748618850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17064027 Shit I actually meant to ask for the source on this >>17056219 >>17061863

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:54:12 2021 No.17064053 >>17060832 How the fuck does somebody have the equipment and desire to make such high production value cooking videos but still doesn't know how to use a pestle and mortar

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:54:21 2021 No.17064055 >>17064040 It's Rick Stein but I can't tell you the exact episode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:14:03 2021 No.17064142 >>17045336 You're literally schizophrenic

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:37:53 2021 No.17064215 >>17042405 HEY GUYS, WE HAVE FOAM!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 14:38:49 2021 No.17064446 File: 50 KB, 703x703, 20201016_162044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041403 hell naw nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:09:28 2021 No.17064547 >>17042405 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:20:11 2021 No.17064581 >>17064040 Rick Stein's India Ep 01, about half an hour in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 16:21:53 2021 No.17064832 >>17055885 lmfao faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 16:39:16 2021 No.17064910 >>17045332 You can just tell how nasty and soggy the bottom layer is gonna be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 16:45:38 2021 No.17064929 >>17057920 that's the correct temp for white meat, but have fun drying it out every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 16:51:08 2021 No.17064952 >>17041495 nothing wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 17:04:49 2021 No.17064994 >>17052238 He said on christmas you illiterate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 17:09:02 2021 No.17065011 Fuck that seems terrifying, I'm sure if I tried that mine would explode cause missed a bit of water

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 17:21:07 2021 No.17065053 File: 2.93 MB, 314x420, .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 17:34:55 2021 No.17065112 >>17065053 what flavour of mental illness is this, extreme narcissism? my kitchen is nearly as bad, but never in a thousand years would i think to shoot fucking vids there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 18:04:20 2021 No.17065209 >>17064053 It's a content farm, it doesn't matter if it's actually a functional recipe as long as it gets clicks for ad money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 18:34:13 2021 No.17065298 >>17041324 To drink sangria in the park is nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:49:02 2021 No.17065664 >>17065053 Worst thing about this was the tiktok filter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:53:05 2021 No.17065683 >>17065053 It was pretty funny but the ending ruined the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 20:13:52 2021 No.17065784 File: 1.96 MB, 360x243, euphoria.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041403

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:35:11 2021 No.17066699 >>17046153 i hate women

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:35:41 2021 No.17066703 >>17065053 this is pure chaotic good

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 01:05:32 2021 No.17066763 >>17041495 Anything Jack does is the lazy man's way of doing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 01:38:41 2021 No.17066845 >>17065053 WTF

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 01:47:41 2021 No.17066866 >>17041422 >>17041424 That would make it dressing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 02:11:30 2021 No.17066929 >>17064027 The hit film Chef (2014) starring award-winning actor, director, and comedian Jon Favreau, of course

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 04:10:03 2021 No.17067288 >>17065053 recipe itself doesnt seem bad, but what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 04:15:45 2021 No.17067307 >>17057303 why not just use coconut milk like indians already would vegans and their fucking nigger meme ingredients

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