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>>17036107Turkey's fucking gross.
>>17036114Your name is Turkey? Weird.
>>17036118baste
>>17036107Isn't turkey day tomorrow?Good luck thawing that bird if you're only moving it to the fridge now.
>>17036107That should've been done days ago
>>17036107Is it okay to unfreeze in room temperature, some people say it gives time for bacteria to develop in the outer layers, but I've never noticed a difference, except perhaps from some extra oxidation
>>17036107Why do turkeys come seasoned?
>>17036176Because you sees on the turkey dressing and sees out the turkey stuffing.
>>17036168>unfreezethe fact that you dont know there is a word for this, other wise known as “thawing” proves to me you are either underage or fucking retarded and you do not need be giving advice
>>17036206to be fair he's asking for advice and not giving it. learn to read, retard.
>>17036214shut the fuck up retard…you are the one eho cant into reading, you should be fucking hanged by your neck you worthless shitskin
>>17036206Oh look, a snarky English lesson from the guy who thinks "otherwise" is two words.Only retards care about minor errors like that on fucking 4chan, you dumb faggot. Nobody is impressed with you.>>17036171This
>>17036107bro you needed to start that shit a week ago
>>17036218>rageful projection>ehoall credibility lost, just leave now
>>17036114Why is it gross? Give an actual answer please
>>17036206did you know that people even call it "unthawing" or "dethawing" sometimes? Fuckin goofs
>>17036240>dry>too big to cook evenly>tastes like cardboard>extremely low quality meat lacking moisture>constantly need water to eat it because it has the texture of sawdustfucking idiot
>>17036133my mum moved it to the sink this morningthank you, Mumyou have been visited by the mum of turkey thawingrespond to this post or undercooked turkeys will plague your Thanksgiving supper
>>17036240 (You)>dryYou cooked it too long lmao>too big to cook evenlycooked it too long lmao>tastes like cardboardretard>extremely low quality meat lacking moistureno u lol>constantly need water to eat it because it has the texture of sawdustdumb shit>fucking idiotwell maybe
>>17036277oh shit I've responded to meself fuck>>17036252
>>17036282The absolute state of this board
>>17036114based, turkey is like eating bugs
>>17036296lel, sorry for being a dipshitdidn't hurt the overall IQ of this board a bit, really
>>17036282
>>17036310well I am a bit buzzed to be honest
>>17036311>>17036310>DUDE…….ALCOHOL
>>17036303how so?
>>17036316this post is extremely low quality
>>17036319>announcing a report3 days, see ya
>>17036325Never said I reported it. I just expressed my view.
>>17036206>either underage or fucking retardedwhy not both
>>17036166This. It's time to move the turkey into a very large bowl and very slowly run cold water over it for a while. Once it's close to done thawing you can throw it in the fridge and finish thawing it the same way if it's not done.
>>17036166Yeah, I moved mine over on Sunday and am prepping to dry brine right now
>>17036206Having a mental breakdown over synonyms, anon?
>>17036107it's to late now you should have done that on sunday.
>>17036107You should have put it in there two days ago if you wanted it to have a chance to be properly thawed.
>>17036252>dryMeans you didn't brine the bird and then fucked up cooking it>too big to cook evenlyMeans you're probably cooking it way too hot in an oven that is way too small.>tastes like cardboardOnly to tastelets like yourself. >extremely low quality meat lacking moistureNow you're just repeating yourself. >constantly need water to eat it because it has the texture of sawdustStop repeating yourself, you've said 'it's dry' THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING WAYS.