/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17033772]

Admit it /ck/. Majority of you have never cooked anything besides pasta.

[Anonymous No.17033787]

I'm the minority.

[Anonymous No.17033836]

pasta is high on carbs which give you literal energy which contradicts your picrelated
the body runs on glucose

[Anonymous No.17033839]

>>17033836
kek youre a retard and dont even know it

[Anonymous No.17033843]

>>17033772
I am actually a pretty good cook and I've cooked all sorts of things.

[Anonymous No.17033869]

>>17033836
Except carbs really make you sleepy. Look at fatfucks and vegans, all they eat are carbs and they have no energy without coffee.

[Anonymous No.17033907]

>>17033869
>>17033839
go read about bodily conversion
everything is glucose

ketolards need to rope

[Anonymous No.17033917]

>>17033907
Everything is glucose, unless you want to optimise your body. Then it becomes ketones.

[Anonymous No.17033921]

>>17033917
I will not join your hairloss reddit cult, sorry tranny

[Anonymous No.17033935]

>>17033772
I lurked this board for the first time today and all the proof I really need that the average 4channer is a single male living alone hovering just over the poverty line

[Anonymous No.17033955]

>>17033921
It's just temporary shedding. Genuine hair loss is permanent. But I don't care if you don't see the light. It just means I get to be superior to another person.

[Anonymous No.17033970]

>>17033955
sure thing ketoshill, I'll remember that after I do keto never not once because it's a reddit hairloss cult

[Anonymous No.17033971]

>>17033772
I worked in a kitchen for years.
Pasta is something I rarely cook actually.

[Anonymous No.17033980]

>>17033970
>>17033955
>>17033921
You lose hair from excess DHT, not from your diet. Carbs are peasant food, nothing more nothing less.

[Anonymous No.17034014]

>>17033980
I will never do your tranny keto reddit diet.

[Anonymous No.17034024]

>>17033772
you don't cook pasta.
you cook water.

[Anonymous No.17034027]

>>17033917
>unless you want to optimise your body. Then it becomes ketones.
you do know that the keto diet was started to slow brain function in hyperactive patients, don't you?
keto literally makes you dumber.

[Anonymous No.17034041]

>>17033772
>>17033772
>>17033772
I actually need help, how do I learn how to cook? You guys don’t have a sticky

I bought chicken breasts but like what do I do with them? Serious answers only, I’ve only made eggs all my life

[Anonymous No.17034049]

>>17034041
>chicken breasts
marinate them over night in the fridge.
oil a skillet.
place them in skillet on medium heat and cover for 15 minutes.
flip, cover, 15 more minutes.
cut thickest part of breast to make sure juices are clear and chicken is cooked.
eat chicken.

[Anonymous No.17034066]

>>17034049
What do you mean marinade?
Like put salt on it? Also when I put it on a skillet I put like corn oil or something right?

[Anonymous No.17034214]

I made chicken enchiladas yesterday friend

[Anonymous No.17034217]

>>17034214
Nice

[Anonymous No.17034272]

>>17034014

Have fun with your high carb diet and the respective insulin resistance, hypertension, cardiac disease, fatigue, constant weight gain, depression

[Anonymous No.17034382]

>>17034024
you cant be serious

[Anonymous No.17034384]

>>17034066
google you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17034385]

>>17034272
I wanna die for isreal, not grow old.

[Anonymous No.17034416]

>>17034384
I did, that didn't help at all
https://www.google.com/search?q=you+fucking+retard&oq=you+fucking+retard&aqs=chrome..69i57.4938j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

[Anonymous No.17034504]

>eat a small meal - still hungry
>eat a big meal - get sleepy

[Anonymous No.17034522]

>>17034504
Eat a medium meal you dick snag.

[Anonymous No.17034546]

>>17033980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c

[Anonymous No.17034624]

>>17034416
kek alright man got me there
To marinade just take your preferred spices throw em together with the chicken and let it sit in the fridge for a bit usually overnight, remember to have wet ingredients water can be just fine but if you want soy sauce works good as well just be careful with the salt

[Anonymous No.17034799]

>>17034272
>Have fun with your high fat diet and the respective insulin resistance, hypertension, cardiac disease, fatigue, constant weight gain, depression
ftfy

[Anonymous No.17034829]

>>17034799
All lies. If anything you get leaner from lack of carbs

[Anonymous No.17034831]

>>17033907
> high school level education
> thinks he can teach us anything
Kek, go to fucking College

[Anonymous No.17034892]

>>17034831
>reddit diet
>newfag meme arrowing
like clockwise

[Anonymous No.17035113]

Just fast from time to time

[Anonymous No.17035122]

>>17033772
I made the mistake of being a line cook for half a decade. At least I didn't become a smoker, alcoholic or drug addict in that time.
Now I'm neet, ten times happier and actually have fun cooking again.

[Anonymous No.17035442]

>>17033772
You don't cook pasta, moron, you rehydrate it

[Anonymous No.17035451]

>>17035442
Unless it's instant noodles (which have already been cooked), you do actually cook pasta. Raw flour isn't properly digestible until it's been broken down by the heat of cooking. You can leave dry pasta in cold water until it reconstitutes, but it's still raw flour and would taste horrible.

[Anonymous No.17035507]

>>17034027
>slow brain function in hyperactive patients
you might be retarded

[Anonymous No.17035535]

>>17033980
It only worked because they rode horses in combat
Olympic runners need to consume a fuckton of carbs for energy for example, if you had to fight on foot you would need some sort of carbs in your diet

[Anonymous No.17035559]

>>17035535
Unholy cope.

[Anonymous No.17035593]

>>17035559
The romans depended on wheat. And, unlike the mongols, they were able to properly establish an empire that spread its culture across the world AMD survived through multiple generations and governments (kingdom, republic, AND empire).
Meanwhile, the moguls were destroyed by some rough winds and rice eating islanders with no greater imperial ambitions who got cucked by the chinese.

[Anonymous No.17035607]

>>17033772
Ironically enough, I've cooked plenty of things but never pasta.

[Anonymous No.17036828]

>>17033772
wrong

[Anonymous No.17036830]

>>17036828

[Anonymous No.17036834]

>>17036830

[Anonymous No.17036835]

>>17033772
jesus that makes me want to cook pasta

[Anonymous No.17037619]

I need to go buy some raw ingredients tonight so when my parents come here tomorrow they think I cook and don't just eat fast food. Any ideas

[Anonymous No.17037663]

I'm cooking right now and it's not pasta.

[Anonymous No.17037667]

>>17037619
avocados and bread

[Anonymous No.17037701]

>>17033772
What brand of dog is in op? I want to have two for pets.

[Anonymous No.17037746]

>>17033772
I admit that the hardest dish I have made is pizza and bread but I still cook most of my food.

[Anonymous No.17037752]

>>17033787
go back to your home country then

[Anonymous No.17037771]

i made ramen noodle

[Anonymous No.17037772]

>>17037752
Just try and deport me bitchtits

[Anonymous No.17037900]

Before I got into cooking I could only make pasta It's all I ate with fast food for 6 years. My poor organs

[Anonymous No.17038004]

>>17037772
back to thailand with you......ladyboy farting up my
lands

[Anonymous No.17038136]

ive never cooked pasta before
I just eat meats and veggies

[Anonymous No.17038154]

>>17038004
Open borders for western nations you supremacist cunt

[Anonymous No.17038184]

>>17033772
I can make some good breakfast food

[Anonymous No.17038207]

I almost never eat pasta. My go to carbs are rice and bread.

[Anonymous No.17038209]

>>17038184
That's literally canned hash and two overcooked eggs.

[Anonymous No.17038242]

>>17034049
>cut thickest part of breast to make sure juices are clear and chicken is cooked.
I always fail in this step, the chicken is cooked on both sides but raw in the middle....

[Anonymous No.17038250]

>>17038209
It’s more than pasta though

[Anonymous No.17039043]

>>17033772
I only cook the fancy pants food to show off on holidays.

[Anonymous No.17039654]

>>17033772
I cook at least twice a day and I haven't cooked pasta in like a year, I could go the rest of my life without pasta and wouldn't miss it at all

[Anonymous No.17040204]

>>17033772
fuck you OP

[Anonymous No.17040518]

I can cook, I made this a while ago.
>store bought oatbread
>minced meat, cow and pig
>a bit of salt, black pepper and bag of Santa Maria taco spicemix
(Spices (cumin (15%), chili pepper (11%), garlic (7.9%)), grape sugar, onion (17%), salt, oregano (4.5%), yeast extract, potato starch, anti-caking agent (silica), spice extract (paprika).)
>one onion cut into the mix and fried
>some raw onion on top of it
>few slices of pickeld gherkins
Tasted amazing. Like sex on my tongue. The raw onion was the best part. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.17040526]

>>17037752
>tfw white minority master race

[Anonymous No.17040609]

I cucked a dook the other day.

[Anonymous No.17040725]

>>17040518
I would add cheese but that’s just me. Looks tasty anon.

[Anonymous No.17040787]

>>17033772
If that makes you feel better about having basic cooking skills then yes we all cook pasta in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.17040828]

>>17033772
Jokes on you, I can't stand pasta.

[Anonymous No.17041972]

I have also made a potroast

[Anonymous No.17042096]

>>17033772
I'm too lazy to cook consistently, but I do occasionaly do simple soups, stews or stuff like steaming beef, grated carrot, onion and garlic in a wok with boiled rice.

[Anonymous No.17042139]

Just cooked a salmon fillet and some poached eggs for thanksgiving desu

[Anonymous No.17042149]

>>17033772
This is my first year doing the dinner, and I've been having a blast because I didn't go fully traditional, or at least, did a lot of things my family never did all these years. Charcuterie board with brie, a dish of huckleberry compote, salami I've been fermenting myself just for today, plenty of cornichons and walnuts, and crostinis. Brined the bird for two days and quartered it deboned it, rubbed the skin down with a lemon pepper rub, simmered the stock with the bones and giblets since 6am, fucking dried off and cooled off, then breaded and deep fried a lot of the meatier bones like the neck bone and wing tips, that was a hit. Bird's finally in the oven, gonna go with twice baked potatoes and gravy and regular stove top turkey dressing, and of course green bean casserole because you just can't beat the classics. Also been drinking mulled mead all day and watching football with the old man whenever I have a break. Vikings came in clutch.

[Anonymous No.17042157]

>>17042149
Also I fried up some of the skin scraps from the butchering in a frying pan, absolutely incredible on a crostini holy fuck this is the best Thanksgiving of my life.

[Anonymous No.17042158]

>>17033907
shut up idiot, you're a retard

[Anonymous No.17042852]

>>17040518
Looks nice

[Anonymous No.17042869]

>>17033772
I actually cooked pasta today kek, with tuna and mayo

[Anonymous No.17042932]

ive cooked fried garlic bread cheese tomato sandwiches

[Anonymous No.17043412]

>>17042869
based

[Anonymous No.17045317]

>>17033980
>t. the spirit of a very obese and smelly Henry VIII.

[Anonymous No.17045337]

>>17034027
>keto diet was started to slow brain function
Didn't know it definitely worked on you.

[Anonymous No.17047294]

>>17042932
That sounds amazing

[Anonymous No.17047309]

>>17033772
Shit, you're right. You got me. The only thing I've cooked in my life is pasta. I've never cooked anything else. Just boil a pot of water, throw some pasta in, drain, and fucking eat it plain. I've literally never cooked anything besides that. Ever. I think I have a problem...

[Anonymous No.17047423]

I've never even cooked pasta before, most complicated thing I ever do is heat canned soups on the stovetop. I have never used a frying pan, I operated the oven once or twice to reheat something but most of my "cooking" is done with the microwave.

I just shitpost about peoples bad taste in food, all my culinary expertise comes from eating at restaurants

I'm 30 btw

[Anonymous No.17047430]

>>17034382
hes right. you cook the water and then the water cooks the pasta.

[Anonymous No.17047442]

>>17038242
how do people undercook chicken? i actually dont get it.
>look up recipe
>cook x for x amount of time
>do that
>serve perfectly cooked x
its LITERALLY that easy.

[Anonymous No.17048181]

I cook more in a day than you have your whole life

[Anonymous No.17048502]

>>17033907go read the heart association and dept of health 's guidelines for the past 50 years, then look out the window at all the fat folks following it. carbs are good in amounts smaller than is recomended

[Anonymous No.17048821]

>>17040518
based

[Anonymous No.17048834]

>>17047430
Water doesn't even eat water you stupid faggot and who the fuck cooks water for food?

[Anonymous No.17048842]

>>17033772
I rarely eat pasta. I don't care for it. I don't get people's obsession. It's just boiled bread

[Anonymous No.17048861]

>>17048834
>he's never cooked and eaten water
get a load of this faggot.

[Anonymous No.17050430]

>>17033772
I've cooked a few different things, probably about 20-30 good recipes.
My favorite is honestly pretty easy, maybe more easy than pasta. Put a rubbed beef steak in a hot smoker until its almost desired temperature on the inside, take it out, then put it in the smoker at a searing temperature. Then just have an oven roasted sweet potato w/ a little butter and a salad.

>>17034041
Having a /ck/ sticky would be great. Considering the near infinite recipes, it couldn't be all-encompassing, but stickies just have to be helpful not perfect.

[Anonymous No.17050463]

>>17050430
I'll have a slice of your prime cunny

[Anonymous No.17050473]

>>17034066
Go to the grocery store and buy some marinade you think sounds good and throw it on the grill. Wahlah