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>be me
>go to Chinese restaurant around the corner from my house
>been going there for many years
>sweet older Chinese lady greets me warmly
>small talk
>order large noodles for 4, broccoli beef, pepper prawns, shrimp fried rice, my usual
>enough food for 4 people easily
>get home
>there's only 1 fork, 1 fortune cookie, and 2 napkins in bag
>realize she knows
She used to put multiple forks in the bag when I started going there. How did she know?

>> No.17033431

People can sense frogposters

>> No.17033437

t. fortune teller moonlighter maitre'd customer

>> No.17033494

>>17033424
You probably smelled from a mile away. Take a bath

>> No.17033531

>>17033424
idk maybe she observed you were a massive fat fuck

>> No.17033638
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17033638

>>17033424
OH NO NO NO

>> No.17033679

>>17033424
I might be remembering wrong but didn’t some state mandate that takeout orders only gets utensils for one person (regardless of order size) unless you ask for more? I think the logic is that you probably have silverware at home so it cuts down waste.

>> No.17033687

>>17033424
extra forks = extra loss

>> No.17033887

>>17033494
Start smoking cigarettes chud.

>> No.17034121

>>17033424
you are cancer

>> No.17034151
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17034151

just lie and ask for another set next time for your "girlfriend". your fault for accepting and confirming her assumption.

>> No.17034177

>>17034151
A socially awkward autist like OP would never be able to pull that lie off.

>> No.17034246

>>17033424
cant wait to see this one on instagram

>> No.17034269

>>17033424
ask for more forks next time you go. they're testing you. if you don't then you will have given yourself away as a fat autistic frogposter

>> No.17034274

>>17034151
>>17034269
DO NOT SAY THEY ARE FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR ANYBODY ELSE
you do NOT need to explain yourself
just ask for two more sets of forks

>> No.17034280

>>17034151
terrible advice. once tried to pull this off with a former boss and he stared for a long time then smiled slightly and nodded.

>> No.17034294
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>>17034177
>>17034274
>>17034280
>he didn't fully believe his own lie
ngmi anons...

>> No.17034295

>>17033424
It doesn't take any Chinese voodoo to see a dumb frog and know that they're a fag.

>> No.17034378

>>17033679
I don't remember that law. They got weird about plastic straws for a while, as if killing the plastic straw was going to save the environment. You had to ask for straws, but big chains were exempt because muh corporatism, so it made like no effect at all.

>> No.17034381

>>17034295
Not gonna shit out a kid just for government dollars jamal. Sorry i’m un ironically a traditionalist.

>> No.17034399

>>17034381
You think the benefits even come close to exceeding the cost of raising a child? Not even the retarded poor are that stupid. Birth rates would be way higher otherwise. People bring pregnancies to term because they don't want to abort. Even when moron Christfags make it difficult to abort for nonsensical reasons, they fucking abort that shit.

>> No.17034408

>>17034399
Yeah.