/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17031357]

Best donut and it’s not even close

[Anonymous No.17031360]

That thing needs a tampon homie

[Anonymous No.17031395]

>no custard
sad. many such cases

[Anonymous No.17031481]

>>17031357
fuck ye

[Anonymous No.17031504]

>>17031357

[Anonymous No.17031623]

>>17031357
Looks like a bleeding asshole.

[Anonymous No.17031629]

>>17031623
Stop looking after you get gaped

[Anonymous No.17031636]

>>17031357
>>17031481
Ich bin ein one of these.

[Anonymous No.17031650]

>>17031357
Love me some JFK's.

[Anonymous No.17031656]

Bear claws cuck every other donut at the store

[Anonymous No.17031677]

>>17031357
*blocks you're path*

[Anonymous No.17031678]

>>17031357
Step aside for the crullers you cocksucking fags

[Anonymous No.17031713]

>>17031395
Yeah I'm not seeing any custard either, OP probably just posted the wrong pic.

[Anonymous No.17031715]

>>17031357
I like blueberry filling. There used to be a bakery near me that sometimes screwed up the rolling up of croissants so that they were misshapen. They couldn't sell them as croissants so they deep-fried and iced them and sold them as doughnuts. They were better tasting than standard doughnuts.

[Anonymous No.17031722]

>>17031713
OP is clearly a faggit

[Anonymous No.17031795]

>>17031678
>>17031677
I refuse to believe a single human being exists who likes maple bars or crullers

[Anonymous No.17031802]

id rather have a bagel with cream cheese. that being said it’s a long john for me

[Anonymous No.17031851]

>>17031357
love 'em, can't ever find them

[Anonymous No.17031902]

>>17031357
That's not a Chocolate Cake Donut with Maple Frosting.

[Anonymous No.17031939]

Apple turnovers: Woke, broke, or joke?

[Anonymous No.17031950]

>>17031357
All replies disagreeing with OP are wrong.

[Anonymous No.17031953]

>>17031939
>triangle
>chunky filling
>flaky pastry crust
Not a donut.

[Anonymous No.17031971]

>>17031357
Kräpfen are godlike.

[Anonymous No.17031979]

>>17031357
>not bavarian longjohn
>not cider donuts
Fag

[Anonymous No.17032003]

>>17031939
They're okay, but
A. Not Donuts
B. Inferior in every way to Strudel

[Anonymous No.17032140]

>>17031939
If you said apple fritter, I'd say based.

[Anonymous No.17032147]

>>17031979
Looks like shit mate

[Anonymous No.17032178]

>>17031504
Lent can't come soon enough bros.

[Anonymous No.17032218]

There unironically isn’t a better donut than apple cider donuts yet they’re never available

[Anonymous No.17032229]

>>17031939
Inferior to cherry turnovers.

[Anonymous No.17032246]

Agreed
It's the only doughnut that's worth the calories, i'd rather one of these then than 10 standard glazed doughnuts

[Anonymous No.17032263]

>>17031357
thats me after my thursday night cramming session

[Anonymous No.17032273]

yall know me
i gotta go with the 'tard 'nut

[Anonymous No.17032277]

>>17032218
>apple cider donuts
Sounds like some r*ddit flavor of the month meme that will never stand the test of time

[Anonymous No.17032286]

>>17032277
Oh i forgot flyovers don't have apple trees, just soybean and corn fields

[Anonymous No.17032291]

Naw, boston creme or apple fritter beats it pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.17032331]

>>17032277
It’s literally older than any donut itt
If there is a Reddit donut it’s Cronuts. The craft beer of donuts

[Anonymous No.17032369]

>>17032286
Um, no, sweetie. I am a coastie and we never speak of apple cider donuts. Around here we have korean bakeries and commercial shit like dunkin/krispy kreme and grocery store donuts. Maryland is extremely shit I wish I was in the midwest. At least there is some good food there.

[Anonymous No.17032380]

Best donut

[Anonymous No.17032398]

>>17032369
Lol fucking Maryland. You are just as trash as any land locked shit pile in this country

[Anonymous No.17032405]

>>17031979
>based taste
>shit pic example

[Anonymous No.17032406]

>hfcs and Red #40

If Im going to thrash my body I want more of a high than a sugar rush.
You sell yourself cheap, homie.

[Anonymous No.17032413]

>>17032369
Maryland just has a dark, evil aura about it. hard to really put into words but you'd know it if you've lived there.

[Anonymous No.17032424]

>>17031802
Gotta have that open faced with cream cheese and chives on it and Scottish salmon on top.

[Anonymous No.17032435]

>>17032413
That has a lot to do with the demographic living around there.

[Anonymous No.17032440]

>>17032413
Just go to the eastern shore or western maryland, the evil concentrates in the swamp, where I live.

[Anonymous No.17032468]

>>17032440
I lived in Annapolis. Whole state had the darkness, though. Weird looming dread. Friends who visited noticed it too.
>>17032435
I stayed out of Baltimore as much as possible. My area didn't have that problem.

[Anonymous No.17032525]

>>17032468
There is a vein of evil stretching all around, the swamp tentacles stretch everywhere, but you can feel the relief the further you get from the center.

[Anonymous No.17032533]

>>17032525
>>17032468
>>17032440
New England gay Lovecraft syndrome

[Anonymous No.17032543]

>>17032533
Maryland has nothing to do with New England though.

[Anonymous No.17032576]

Good taste OP. Sometimes I just want a cake old fashioned into some black coffee; sometimes I want a Boston cream, let all that cream shoot ropes onto my tastebuds; sometimes a strawberry frosting is the only thing that will do because it's sort of the most pure, as a confectionery; but I'll be damned if that jelly filled motherfucker ain't somehow the best of them all. Not even sure why.

[Anonymous No.17032680]

>>17032525
I'd agree except that I've been to Delaware and that place was absolutely miserable.

[Anonymous No.17032693]

>>17032680
Delaware is halfway an extension of Maryland and halfway and extension of New Jersey, blended together.

[Anonymous No.17032708]

for me its the apple fritter with the bear claw (with almonds and raisins) being my favorite pastry in general

[Anonymous No.17032773]

>>17032708
>with raisins

[Anonymous No.17032794]

>>17031504
Local place stopped selling them. I am going through withdrawals.

[Anonymous No.17032827]

this is extremely autistic but ever since i installed the slocum's joe creation club content for fallout 4 i have become donutpilled, i started like donuts after building a donut empire in a video game and now they are my favorite. i fucking hated them before i played this game. also pink strawberry icing with sprinkles is peak /donutcore/ aesthetic, and tastes pretty good too, but the custardlads are right about taste.

[Anonymous No.17032869]

>>17032773
yeah I like raisins with almond paste

[Anonymous No.17032878]

>>17032827
based donutpunk

[Anonymous No.17033199]

No joke most overrated donuts ever I hate jelly filled

[Anonymous No.17033219]

I haven't had a donut in years. Shopper's colossal donuts are the best. They seem to be dying off, though.

[Anonymous No.17033238]

My mini glazed donuts are better than every other donut far more powerful

[Anonymous No.17033353]

>>17033238
looks like little butteholes

[Anonymous No.17033366]

They're top tier. But only fat retards eat donuts

[Anonymous No.17033662]

>>17031678
Crullers are amazing, what makes the texture so unique? They're fluffy but kind of chewy at the same time.

[Anonymous No.17033677]

>>17031357
Yes. The only thing to argue about is which jam to use, I prefer strawberry myself

[Anonymous No.17033720]

>>17031795
Filtered

[Anonymous No.17033888]

>>17033353
Thats my secret recipe

[Anonymous No.17033939]

>>17032413
Based x files poster

[Anonymous No.17034222]

>>17033939
bout time someone got the ref

[Anonymous No.17034225]

>>17031357
You posted wrong pic, sir

[Anonymous No.17034327]

>>17032827
>i fucking hated them before
How can anyone hate donuts? I get being indifferent to them or even not being particularly fond of them, but hate? You must have been raped repeatedly as a child or something and it fucked up something in your brain, then playing video games somehow fixed you. Proud of the progress you've made Anon.

[Anonymous No.17034340]

>>17034225
looks kinda foot fetishy

[Anonymous No.17034343]

Simplicity wins

[Anonymous No.17034364]

>>17031677
based
>>17031678
good but if you don't eat it right away it glues itself to the bottom of your pink cardboard box.
>>17031795
faggot detected

[Anonymous No.17034380]

>>17034343
sometimes i wonder how many of these bad boys i could wolf down if i really put my mind to it

[Anonymous No.17034397]

>>17034364
Yeah, that's true. They do harden up like hockey pucks if not eaten right away.

[Anonymous No.17034429]

I don't know what would be worse, gnawing on an old car tire or having to eat some dried up hard old cruller?

[Anonymous No.17034447]

No matter how you look at it, it's a bad situation.

[Anonymous No.17034452]

>>17031979
That is only good if you're high. Really high.

[Anonymous No.17034457]

>>17031357
Amateurs the lot of you.

[Anonymous No.17034716]

>>17031357
>doing kinky stuff on their period

[Anonymous No.17034722]

>>17031795
faggot

[Anonymous No.17034969]

https://youtu.be/aMP7VhJOtso

This type but not home made rather bought at a fair/show. red hot and covered in sugar. Just the smell of them is amazing

[Anonymous No.17034971]

>>17032380
t. Brock

[Anonymous No.17034985]

>>17031623
A bleeding asshole with diabetes sitting in cocaine

[Anonymous No.17035059]

>>17032380
kek

[Anonymous No.17035253]

>>17031395
Please post the custard filled ones OP

[Anonymous No.17035876]

>>17032406
we actually have laws that prohibit them from mixing crap wit 99% sugar and calling it jam, unlike you Amerimonkeys

[Anonymous No.17035975]

>>17032273
this is it. basic, delicious. i would prefer it without a sugar coating but regardless.

fuck all your strawberry fillings and shit

[Anonymous No.17037795]

Is you ever eaten a pokemon donuts?

[Anonymous No.17037871]

>>17035876
>implying we don't have regulations
There's classifications of "preserves". The lowest class (c) usually doesn't bother and just calls itself jams rather than put a trash label on the bottle.

[Anonymous No.17038586]

>Slaps your girl on her ass

[Anonymous No.17039010]

>>17031795
Maple Bars are the patricians donut. Pairs excellently with black coffee

[Anonymous No.17039023]

>>17031357
The perfect pastry and it’s not even close.

[Anonymous No.17039058]

>>17032140
This is the correct answer. Although one time I had a catered lunch where the dessert was a churro-style french cruller and I still think about that sonofabitch from time to time.

[Anonymous No.17039355]

>>17031357
Shut the fuck up iPhonenigger

[Anonymous No.17039366]

>>17031357
local place has apple fritters with chocolate frosting. Sounds like a combination that doesn't make sense. Whatever I love it.

[Anonymous No.17039482]

>>17039355
>poor and jealous

[Anonymous No.17040228]

>>17031481
>thread topic is donuts
>posts kreppel
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17040234]

>>17031357
I'm sorry you were born with shit taste

[Anonymous No.17040235]

>>17032794
just make them yourself, it's not hard.
>balls of yeast dough
>deep fry them
>fill with whatever
>flip in sugar
done

[Anonymous No.17040249]

>>17040228
nevermind that, apparently I am retarded.
best version coming through

[Anonymous No.17040276]

>>17031357
Those donuts just lost their virginity.

[Anonymous No.17040318]

they're all good

[Anonymous No.17040694]

>>17031357
I like glazed and sugar donuts

[Anonymous No.17040751]

>>17032286
The best apples unironically come from flyover states
>>17032140
Apple fritters are the correct answer, yes.