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17024966 No.17024966 [Reply] [Original]

Haha ypipo use no sizonings

Also webm thread post food webms

>> No.17024972

He's making prison food. Pretty much everyone regardless of color eats like that in prison

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>> No.17024985

seeing black hands in a pov shot makes me want to vomit

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Yall gotta try some of this seasoning

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>> No.17025140 [DELETED] 

Interesting recipe

>> No.17025144

I don't even want to know

>> No.17025146

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced 'glock nine', and it's no coincidence he's making a prison food video.

>> No.17025244

I'm pretty mad that this guy seems to have a nice kitchen

>> No.17025250

Why is this palm tree talking

>> No.17025257

I'm mad that black entertainers glorify the problems that black communities face instead of inspiring positive solutions, and are congratulated for it and rewarded with nice kitchens.

>> No.17025278

The only positive solution is to remove all agency from the black community. They've shown that this is the best they can do, and it's tragic for everyone involved.

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>> No.17025332

what the fuck is this shit

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anyone have part two for me?

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>> No.17025375

candied yams

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That is not her first rodeo.

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>> No.17025401

Don't be a bigot, it's their culture. >:(

>> No.17025419

what is this supposed to do?

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its true….white people food is INCREDIBLY bland

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"If it's not spicy I'm not eating"
>treats an overboiled egg like it's ambrosia

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Lmao niggers only know how to make jail commissary food. Now make a cake from some honeybuns Tyrone.

>> No.17025522

What are you implying, anon?

>> No.17025540 [DELETED] 

You. Yes, you reading this.

You're not right wing, you're just a larping jobless virgin.

Thanks for reading.

>> No.17025555

When you finally get a threesome and they're lesbian killers

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Joke's on you. I do actually have a job.

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You're not actually progressive; you legitimately think arguing with incels on 4chan facilitates real social change and choose to spend your time this way
You're both pathetic

>> No.17025590 [DELETED] 

You think Murican white liberal betas actually accomplish anything with their gay ass protests and facebook activism? Fuck those white posers

>> No.17025600 [DELETED] 

Where did I say or imply that? They're just as useless and performative.
He should donate to a cause or volunteer. Put your money and effort to where your mouth is.

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THE HORROR......the horror

>> No.17025622 [DELETED] 

Filling out survey forms on prize rebel is NOT a job

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>> No.17025638

There's only one race that eats like that out of prison

>> No.17025659 [DELETED] 

I work Deskside support and essentially get paid to be racist on the internet

>> No.17025660

White people after discovering spice

>> No.17025663 [DELETED] 

yes / no / no

Is this the white man`s burden? you make a free place and it gets invaded by garbage "human" beans that try to destroy it?

>> No.17025672

Damn ypipo are sensitive

>> No.17025678

It's better with the sound so you can hear power tools and people fighting in the background. Just type Brazil pizza on youtube

>> No.17025687

Where's the punchline?

>> No.17025688

it's crazy how this MF is objectively repulsive

>> No.17025694

What in the fuck is wrong with this guy???

>> No.17025725 [DELETED] 

She liked her recipe so much she had to bring it up to show her friend

>> No.17025764

I gave my black friend some chili oil and it made him cry. Bl*ck people like garlic powder and onion powder.

>> No.17025813

based Maïté, her show is on Youtube if you want to check it out

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repulsive, grotesque, kafkaesque even

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>> No.17025923

When your cheese behaves like playdough, you know its that good shit

>> No.17025926

It's just Chef John being an unfunny dumb boomer.

>> No.17025934

The how about you get off your ass and sell some Crack too ?

>> No.17025954

Why are female humans like this?

>> No.17026020

>5 layers of cheese
That boy ain't right

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The PCRM is a PETA front, dummy.

>> No.17026123

I've heard the way they strip the chickens of feathers is by dumping them in a boiling water bath, and that ends up becoming poop soup. So seems they're getting assaulted by poop soup on two fronts. No wonder air chilled costs much more.

>> No.17026405

Do Americans really?

>> No.17026460

>not consuming explicitly orbular food

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>> No.17026553 [DELETED] 

Things are getting pretty interesting.

See you out there, champ.

>> No.17026569

Potion of shit your pants

>> No.17026577

The constant repetitions and checks whether the guy is still listening are really telling. Auntie Fee is used to her audience not following along with a simple fried chicken recipe.

Amazing, isn't it? If Auntie Fee were white, nobody would call her smart, but amongst blacks, at least among her family, she is apparently noticeable above the rest.

>> No.17026602 [DELETED] 

Do nothing bitch who will be gun downed by a person of color national guardsman and cry.

>> No.17026605 [DELETED] 

Would you, /ck/?

>> No.17026626

They HAVE done better in the past. If anything, they need more agency. Black culture has degraded to a state of learned helplessnes. If wypipo are root cause of all hardships, black people don't have to try in life.

>> No.17026638

>american spots a negro
>goes full negro defense mode
why are mutts like this
why are they obsessed over black people

>> No.17026758

>Does Davis really?

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>> No.17026860

>board exists
>random unprompted post seething about black people
why are 4channers like this
why are they obsessed over black people

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Is this a Black people food thread?

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>> No.17027441

My grandpa once recounted a story where he saw a cat dance just like this when he was in Thailand.
Didn't believe him until now.

>> No.17027483

>citation needed

>> No.17027495

Dude, just trust me.

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>> No.17027536

lol no

>> No.17027553

Season your food, Anon

>> No.17027583

kek, I hope that abomination ended up in the trash

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>> No.17027694

Lmao why do chinks use chopsticks for literally everything when there are better specialized multitasking tools out there

>> No.17027716

why is black people food always weird slop?

>> No.17027721

Jesus fucking christ what is this?

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What happens if Davis comes to me?

>> No.17027729

this is who's telling you that you're not seasoning your food

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He serves 3 men

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>> No.17027797 [DELETED] 

>t. white-hot asspain over a child rapist getting plugged

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I love raclettes but hate this trend

>> No.17027832

>instant replay
thanks bro cause I didn't vomit the first time we saw it

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>> No.17027890

those are clearly tongs

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I too enjoy the "Glowing Red Hot Steel Ball Versus" channel.

>> No.17027932 [DELETED] 

how come she's attractive?

>> No.17027952

Holy redditola

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>> No.17028162

>it's 'she/her' now, bigot

>> No.17028168

it's fucking raw

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>> No.17028468

I mean, looks like sugar and cinnamon being added - yams or sweet potato if I had to guess but... my god. Why?

>> No.17028478 [DELETED] 

Nigger, time's nearly up.

>> No.17028502


>> No.17028522

> Moving them one by one
Why does this make me irrationally angry

>> No.17028540

I mean....it looks good but did this motherfucker just cook pork in a shell of pork?

>> No.17028569

Davis I'm gonna have to ask you to step the fuck off

>> No.17028578

Why do black people insist on washing chicken? Has the education system really failed them?

>> No.17028616

>trims the rind directly onto your food

>> No.17028644

Yeah, nothing is fermenting in that fucking jar. When the only liquid you add is vinegar, all the bacteria fucked off and died at that point.

>> No.17028761

That looks very good

>> No.17028781

A brick is a dish that you make in prison, notice how all ingredients are present in federal commisaries, which is the little store for extras in prison, and it only requires boiling water, which you may ask for in federal prisons. It uses no actual utensils to cook, the knife is optional since you tear it all up by hand.
There's a reason it's a nigger cooking it. It's their culture.

>> No.17028791

Just compare todays blacks to the blacks of the 50s/60s on basically any metric. Rate of single motherhood,.drug usage, crime rate, etc.

>> No.17028795

Post the Thanksgiving webm where all the food are sculpted into a pussy. You know the one.

>> No.17028862 [DELETED] 

looks straight from re7

>> No.17028869

this is edited

>> No.17028877

Then you won the prize.

>> No.17028881

This looks delicious but fuck that's an annoying amount of spices to deal with.

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>> No.17028895

why are asians always so obsessed with cutting everything so thin
is it because their peepees are tiny??

>> No.17028902

dis but awmm uniconilly...

>> No.17028937

man if you traveled you'd understand that around blax never relax

>> No.17028940

>lamb shoulder
this is what peasants in Wakanda eat
Bruddas get da whole goat

>> No.17028943

I've fucked seven Asian men and the smallest penis was about seven inches.

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>> No.17029203

gay men don't count

>> No.17029419

Why not

>> No.17029489

Aren't yams sweet enough already?

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>> No.17029515

you will never be a tomato

>> No.17029578

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

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>> No.17029629

Imagine that but with tater tots

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>> No.17029645

I am always sad that it burns before it cooks but such is the nature of red hot steel

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>> No.17029657

>140 calories

per teaspoon?

>> No.17029673

>These grilled cheese nachos look incredible
>Featuring person surprised at taste

>> No.17029689

I wanna know the aftermath of this.
Did she lose her sight?

>> No.17029705

Dying laughing

>> No.17029721

He's correct though.

>> No.17029790

>That blood vessel

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>> No.17029875

Fuckin electric fags. I mean it's cool if you can't afford gas or can't obtain access to it, but don't try and tell me electric is better in any way, shape or form.

>> No.17030249

buenos dias Mandy

>> No.17030260

Huh, so apparently I prep my cabbage like the chingchongs do.

>> No.17030272

fucking KEK, this can't be chef john, can it?

>> No.17030274

pretty clean job, impressive

>> No.17030291

looks good but i hate anise

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>> No.17030307

Not even black people eat like that out of prison
Gaurentee this was just for veiws

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How grotesque, regardless of incarceration the simple negro always eats like this.

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>> No.17030569

the steel ball cooks the egg

>> No.17030572

its the set of a show where rappers who do not and I repeat DO NOT know how to cook, cook.


>> No.17030610

then leave it out

>> No.17030612

yes they do you dumb white liberal in a white neighborhood
t. went to high school in the ghetto

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>> No.17030689

wanna know how I know you don't have any black friends

>> No.17030697

There's only so much schools can do

>> No.17030704

You need to make sloppa in jail since they dont give you time to eat

>> No.17030707

They use shit like the Tuskeegee Syphilis Experiment to distrust modern-day doctors and the CDC
It's pretty sad

>> No.17030776

>watch this tragic video where former chef, now schizophrenic thinks he's cooking

>> No.17030779

Their grandma did it, and she taught them how to cook.

>> No.17030872

What is the source on this video?

>> No.17030915

Why even add beef or shrimp to that? It's just shitty cheese sauce for your nachos you won't be able to taste that nasty shit you just made

>> No.17030926

I want to buy this and use it to kill myself

>> No.17030970

my favorite, undercooked ground beef with reheated boxed mac n cheese, all soaked in a mixture of grease and fake cheese product

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Eelskin is ridiculously strong and has been used as a material in like a million different things since humans first figured out how to catch eels.
It's amazing stuff.

Looks great. Nothing beats a real Chicago deep dish 'za

>> No.17031016

that's a soup with uncut croutons and a lot of cheese

>> No.17031039

I have that exact same spoon

>> No.17031052

I love the wypipo don' season they food stuff, because when people talk about that they're really referring to the bland flavorless 'Chosen' food, but they're too cowardly to say it.

>> No.17031068

Unmelted shredded cheese is the worst.

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>> No.17031077

Just like everything. 'wypipo don' have any culture', 'wypipo have small and ineffectual penises', 'wypipo are responsible for _______ that negatively affects my people to this day' etc, when the entertainment media pushes it it's all referring to themselves. It's actually quite sick and antisemitic how they're able to get away with it.

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I don't think much of the joke, but I must acknowledge those digits.

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>enjoy your pile of pubic hair, that'll be $11

>> No.17031102

Did someone tell him he can't taste it because he has dead palate syndrome? Maybe he could ask for them to sprinkle some sort of FLAMIN' HOT® product on top?

>> No.17031111

White people are simultaneously blessed and cursed with the power of foresight. This means we can consider and anticipate the future and act accordingly. This might involve making healthier decisions at the expense of immediate pleasure. Or choosing to not break the law because we can weight the pros (short term financial gain) over the cons (loss of liberty, effect on employability) and decide which is the more logical decision.

This is the primary reason why many Black people find whites so alien-like and difficult to fathom. They don't understand that we often operate with a more long term vision and therefore our impulsivity is decreased. So it might seem strange that white people enjoy salad if you are operating from the stance of only trying to satisfy your most immediate pleasures without regard to consequences. Under this mentality, it would seem very weird to eat salad instead of fast food or fried, unhealthy foods.

This is why diversity is such a good thing. Cultures can learn from each other and adopt the better attributes from other cultures. Because of various reasons including what I outlined above, Black culture has historically produced more exciting and appealing music and dance than white culture because of their spontaneity and impulsiveness. Black people often live in the moment which can have severe negative consequences but from a Zen perspective it is enviable, it just has to be balanced with reflexive ethics and morals to prevent complete chaos and harmful behaviors.

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>> No.17031123

Bruh that's the best part of raclette, grilled Rind.

>> No.17031127

You're right, this is gourmet home cooked food. Most black people only eat fast food and junk from the liquor store.

t. Grew up in Chicago surrounded by blacks

>> No.17031132

>Most black people only eat fast food and junk from the liquor store.
Then how do they have such powerful builds and thick virile BBCs? Checkmate incel

>> No.17031136

>American cuisine

>> No.17031150

I like Auntie Fee. She has a terrible past, went to jail, turned her life around and lived honestly after that. Her videos never had any racebaiting either. RIP Auntie!

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But that doesn't look anything like a roly poly? It's just a rouladen

>> No.17031274

What the fuck is "Chosen" food? All I can find is some company that makes stuff out of avocado oil.

>> No.17031516

That's a pillbug.

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They are "bench biters" in my tongue, because of their diet of rotten wood.

>> No.17031545

Jewish food

>> No.17031556

the way she washes the chicken is pretty disgusting.
okay you want to wash your chicken? fine.
but sinks (in general) are so dirty and at one point she even let a piece of chicken go into the drain and she got it out. wtf? its actually dirtier than if she never washed it at all

>> No.17031622

>Amazing, isn't it? If Auntie Fee were white, nobody would call her smart
It's called the bigotry of low expectations and closet racist white people express this all the time. See >>17031150

>> No.17031628

So this is the legendary soul food I keep hearing about...

>> No.17031630

who was in the wrong here?

>> No.17031634

How? They're not thinking of deli meats and matzoh balls. They're thinking of mayonnaise salads and mushroom soup based casseroles.

>> No.17031643

The guy dressed in black is always the villain.

>> No.17031675

Retards ruin everything.

>> No.17031708

The guy on the left for that ridiculous arrangement. He must have something wrong with him though, he barely reacts.

>> No.17031734

americans dont even like garlic. they just like the weird seasoning blends they sell at kroger and walmart that are 90% salt and other seasonings and maybe 10% garlic

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>> No.17031817

>Activated charcoal

>> No.17031837

I always tell my gf not to take pictures of her food unless she's going to take pictures of her shit

>> No.17031861

kek based retard

>> No.17031863

>take pictures of her shit

>> No.17031928

It's just not the same without the audio, or edited audio.

>> No.17031934



Literal slop.


>> No.17031987

No. And you're wrong. Plus I've been to jail, with lots of blacks as that's the natural habitat. People new to this stuff think it's the most delicious shit ever because it is while you're in jail without better options. One of the "young bulls" spoke up about this and told the "old head" nigs that they're going to make it when they get out. They laughed their asses off at him because nobody does that. I did meet a half nig when I worked for Firestone that would cut hot dogs up into his ramen, but that was a product of being poor and a dumb kid. He'd never even been to jail. He was a dbz nig, not a crackhead nig. Plus it's a different thing entirely as those were the only two ingredients.

>> No.17031998
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>Black culture has historically produced more exciting and appealing music and dance than white culture

>> No.17032000

You can eat any time you want in jail, and I'm pretty sure in prison too. If you're talking about the food you get by right of being there, then yeah it's a half hour long meal but they only give you enough food to not die so it's easily consumed in like 5 minutes.

>> No.17032019

Very impressive.

>> No.17032033

Can Americans watch one thing without forcing their shitty food into it?

>> No.17032035

On another note, and it's debatable whether they should be considered in prison or not, the guards do eat jail food like chi chi. So in a way, more whites probably eat that shit outside of jail than diversities.

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>black people food
>just middle eastern food

>> No.17032065

There's nothing wrong with taking pictures of food you've made, since it's essentially a temporary piece of art you've made. But taking pictures of food you bought in a restaurant is extremely pathetic and cringe.

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>> No.17032071

I want this now. Right now. I demand it.

>> No.17032079

This is from a very comfy doc called American Burger or Burger America or something like that. Very cute doc about some burger places that probably no longer exist.

But that butter burger is giving me heart pains just looking at it.

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>> No.17032100

you have to cook all the eggs

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>> No.17032136

look what you did you little JERK

>> No.17032145

it was difficult but i managed to fap to this

>> No.17032203

How does he get real?

>> No.17032347

fat people are so disgusting bros

>> No.17032363

huh? i buy bulbs and if a recipe calls for a clove i give it the bulb

>> No.17032389

this is mostly only true for boomers
gen x and younger will add far more garlic than the recipe calls for, like this anon >>17032363 right here demonstrates
Americans *love* garlic, dude

>> No.17032402

I can't believe this gave me a half chub. Then I saw the tits on the white hat/white shirt girl in the back from 0:11 to 0:16 and I'm at full mast right now.

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>> No.17032422

3rd world

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>> No.17033310

Boobfags are the worst. If you think a girl is attractive *despite her ugliness*, BECAUSE she has big boobs, you're a degen and no better than a PAWG chasing bacon n'egger

>> No.17033319

Pretty sure ive seen one like this although they shoved the eel up their cunts. Or maybe it was a dream.

>> No.17033516

imagine malding at nacho dip

>> No.17033537


What would happen if you gave this red ball a quick dip in some lube and then dropped it on someone's bumhole? Would it gently work itself in or just fall right through?

>> No.17033612

>They are "bench biters" in my tongue, because of their diet of rotten wood.
That sounds like some weird name for gays

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>> No.17034254

>dead palate syndrome
Is this a real thing?

>> No.17034297

I always thought it was possible to burn your taste buds if you eat too much spicy or over-seasoned shit, so it would be cool if it was a real thing.

>> No.17034304

Please tell me the guy on the left is just acting.

>> No.17034310

I think if you're from a culture where everything is grossly overspiced for countless generations over a span of centuries it will really kill your ability to distinguish flavors beyond salty, sweet, sour, and Flamin' Hot

>> No.17034371

how fucking loose is your asshole

>> No.17034403

Roundmeal is the fucking future.

>> No.17034668

I'm pretty sure that's just a food processor or blender.

>> No.17034682

>lefty is actually just a huge racist
many such cases

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That is the dumbest thing called Chip I have ever seen

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>> No.17034922

The love you put into it makes it taste better.

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>> No.17034936

>demented chef in an elderly home

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I'd eat that

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>> No.17035030

>Wine, beer, whiskey, port
Are you making gravy or cocktail?

>> No.17035036

They don't make women like that anymore

>> No.17035039

Just buy exlax...

>> No.17035040

these are europeans

>> No.17035053

My eyeballs retard

>> No.17035057

not even true for my boomer mom, growing up everything she made either contained half a bulb of fresh garlic or a lethal dose of garlic powder

>> No.17035076

She might be German by birth, but her mind is American

>> No.17035095 [DELETED] 

It's my day off nigger imma go skiing today you fucking poorfag

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>> No.17035118

It's always white people making this really precisely made shit for those Michelin star places, they could be kickass fabricators or toolmakers but nah math is hard

>> No.17035130

kek based chink

>> No.17035150

Cope rice dick

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>> No.17035313

blessed just dodged a conviction In-N-Out connoisseur

>> No.17035681

it's gonna taste like charcoal
Also, I don't believe that this method of freezing would produce an ice cream texture.

>> No.17035693

Is this Jack? Usually he's the only guy with this much disaster per second

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>> No.17035763

the future is bleak i hate whoever made this

>> No.17035778

What is it with americans and pouring water on their chips? STOP THAT! It completely defeats the point of the chips being crispy and crunchy.

>> No.17035784

It's the kitchen of the rich white girl he's sleeping with.

>> No.17035786

Checked and disgusting.

>> No.17035791

I had a similar realization the last time I made sauce. I rehydrated dried peppers in boiling water and then poured the pepper liquor over everything. I realized that any bacteria or yeast was probably fucking dead so after everything cooled down to room temp I chopped up an extra, fresh jalapeno and tossed it in.

>> No.17035821

Left is just your typical urban male. Right just got out of prison.

>> No.17035843

Kill yourself.
NAH frfr that shit a lie no cap wytes be sayin shit.

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'A' is for 'apple'. 'F' is for 'fruit'.

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looks like goatse lmao

>> No.17036046

what in the fuck is that?
and what in the fuck is this?

>> No.17036073

nope, one hundred per cent real friendo

>> No.17036089

I don't see that slop brick being any more filling than just eating all those "ingredients" by themselves.

>> No.17036102

>Yes, I'll have "The big cheese cum."
>Yes so one "big cheese cum for the table thank you."

>> No.17036106

Still, it would be better to put the Cheetos in the end

>> No.17036113

It's obviously filled with pickled vegetables, not pork.

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>t. i like to make the sandwich in my mouth

>> No.17036810

first davis comes and then so do you.

>> No.17036818

>eating doritos with nacho dip

>> No.17036931

This is what Kyle was protecting.

>> No.17036932

Right is a staged video and the guy knew he was being recorded.

>> No.17036942

Why not unless she's going to feed you her shit?

>> No.17036949

Damn that guy got like a 10 cooking skill in runescape

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>> No.17036991

So Wakanda is in the middle east lol

>> No.17037014

Would fake fur in your food be the same health code violation as real hair?

>> No.17037022

That white people take it upon themselves to solve the problems of black people.

>> No.17037029

Says the one who reels at the sight of a job application

>> No.17037036

This is true.
Europe as a whole is comprised solely of Americans and Syrians.

>> No.17037047

Considering what they do in and how often they clean the suits, probably worse.

>> No.17037068

Contrary to some rumors, most fur suits are not fucked in because they are expensive and hard to clean. If someone does that they normally have a specially designed suit for it.

>> No.17037145

I unironically hope all those guys die horribly

>> No.17037224

10/10 would cuddle the guy on the left

>> No.17037247

I would do this simply because I hate italians

>> No.17037284

I'd rather have the automatic cupboard, to be honest.

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>> No.17037637

guy on the right would be a better cuddler

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>> No.17037738

what a waste of food

>> No.17037765

get your tranny surgery off a blue board

>> No.17037969

just bake the fucking cookies normally jesus christ

>all you have to do is integrate another app/device into your phone to do the most basic of cooking tasks, waiting for cookies to bake just sitting there in the fucking oven

>> No.17038017

thats fucking disgusting, why would you americans want abig dollop of mayonnaise on everything

>> No.17038071

jesus i hope you're ok anon

>> No.17038917

he buggin

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