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>american cheese melts good
Who started this fucking meme? Since when did turning into liquid shit cheese whiz slop equate to "melting good"? I don't think there's a cheese out there that melts worse than american, american cheese has no creamy stretch, it just turns into disgusting goo, who the fuck would prefer this over cheddar or muenster?

>> No.17023317

>>17023312
Melts well meaning it doesn't separate into liquid fat and solids, it emulsifies retard.

>> No.17023318

>>17023312
rent free

>> No.17023320

>>17023312
The world you're looking for emulsifies retard.

>> No.17023323
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>>17023318
Op here, I'm american, from texas, american cheese sucks shit through a straw and gets mogged by literally every other cheese. cheese should look like this when it's melted

>> No.17023333

>>17023312
2 uses for american cheese and 2 uses only. burgs and grilled cheese. It is an objectively shit cheese outside of its specialized uses.

>> No.17023339
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>>17023333
Except even in burgs and grilled cheese it still gets mogged by cheddar, mozzerella, and plenty of other cheeses.

>> No.17023343

>>17023333
Checked.
It also goes good with steak sandwiches. I stopped using provolone in favor of processed cheese.

>> No.17023356

>>17023320
like anyone gives a fuck, shut your stupid ass up, nerd.

>> No.17023365

>>17023333
It is also extremely useful for helping other cheeses emulsify so they don't separate, like in mac and cheese. Obviously not the wrapped slices, but get a small block of a nicer American cheese at the deli counter. American cheese is essentially a mixture of domestic cheese scraps that have been emulsified, mainly cheddar.

>> No.17023366

>>17023356
Please remain calm "xir".

>> No.17023371

>>17023356
meds

>> No.17023372
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>>17023356
>like anyone gives a fuck
oh I think you'll find they do anon. I think you'll find they do.

>> No.17023373

>>17023366
No, you're acting like a faggot and i'm going to verbally body you every chance i can get. Eat shit faggot.

>> No.17023380

>>17023371
Meds don't make kraft singles go away, they don't make shitheads like you realize you're using the WORST cheese you possibly can for your dishes.

>> No.17023386

>>17023373
You're going to verbally blow my body, but through text?
Seems way too erotic, fag. I'm not into your gay larp harlequins.

>> No.17023387

>>17023372
He's right, no one cares, stay on topic and defend your shitty cheese or fuck off.

>> No.17023391

>>17023373
T. Suburban white kid that listens to too much rap.

>> No.17023392

>>17023323
No you don't you larping faggot

>> No.17023396

>>17023387
>he
It's she/her.

>> No.17023398

>>17023392
Yes I do, keep staying asshurt you can't use "huuuurrrr obsessed euro" on me you worthless little faggot.

>> No.17023405

>>17023396
You wish, virgin.

>> No.17023412

>>17023339
>an illegal "migrant" that illegally entered texas
You're just going to have to get used to Muhammad.

>> No.17023418

>>17023412
Mexican, and that was udreds of years ago. Again, stay mad you sad faggot.

>> No.17023435

>>17023418
Don't give up.

>> No.17023453

>>17023435
Of course not, maybe when me and my people are done taking this shithole country over we can introduce some actual cuisine to you uneducated shitheads. Cheesewhiz in cheesesteaks over provolone is an actual embarassment

>> No.17023456

>>17023339
>mozz in grilled cheese
it doesn't stay melted long enough, it firms up too quickly
>>17023333
nacho cheese and mac and cheese tho
the salts in it make it the king for melting/sauces

>> No.17023472

>>17023453
>beaners from a shithole have the ability improve a different country

>> No.17023489

>>17023453
You just have bad taste bean bro. Provalone, and mozzarella are too mild for a savory steak sandwich, and they don't hold a proper melt.

>> No.17023494

>>17023365
You can just use sodium citrate to emulsify, they use something similar to make American cheese. Most people will probably find it more convenient to just use American cheese though.

>> No.17023504

>>17023333
I like it on egg sandwiches. But I only like it in grilled cheese when it's mixed with some other cheeses, otherwise it's just too soft to work on its own.

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>>17023489
>"""proper melt"""
ok lol

>> No.17023536

>>17023509
>shows staged photo from food photography
How dumb are you?

>> No.17023574

>>17023312
>I don't think there's a cheese out there that melts worse than american
is it because you're retarded?

>> No.17023645
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>>17023536
>staged
Jesus christ get a load of this pathetic colossal cope. Staged? For what? For who? American cheese is probably THE most popular cheese produced by hundreds if not thousands of delis and megacorporations across the world, and you think someone paid some nobody cooking article website to fake a grilled cheese comparison? Hate to burst your bubble but you love solidified cheese whiz, it is what it is, this is how it melts you delusional faggot. It turns into thick liquid shit rather than melty stretchy goodness other cheeses turn into.

>> No.17023667
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>>17023489
Sorry but a cheddar pepper jack and mozz grilled cheese btfos any drippy kraft single grilled cheese all days of the week
>b-b-but it melts slow and you'll burn the bread!!!
place bread on skillet at med heat and toast slices, then place cheese combo on bread slices and combine slices, turn heat to low and be patient while flipping occasionally, bread stays nice and toasty while the cheese inside melts without becoming fucking liquid, it's not hard. i'm pretty sure american cheese is loved exclusively by impatient dumbfuck poorfags.

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>>17023456
How long does it take to eat a grilled cheese?

>> No.17023694

>>17023386
>mind instantly thinks of gay sex fetish shit
Good one, sgt. walmartinez, you really got him.

>> No.17023745
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For reference.
A slice of processed cheese looks nothing like the painted blocks of slime used in food photography.

>> No.17023750

>>17023694
>textually sexually assualted by some degenerate commie faggot
>lul why did you make it about commie sex???

>> No.17023758

>>17023667
Nobody should take you advice on how to cook food you drugged up pedo.

>> No.17023769

>>17023750
>sexually assaulted
>by someone calling you a faggot and threatening to knock your teeth in
Masochistic homosexual spotted

>> No.17023782

>>17023769
>sexually assaulted
Yes. All commie transgendered like you are convicted sex offenders just looking for your next victim.
Please stop communicating with me. I'm not interested in you, or your kind. What you're doing is harrassment, and is probably against your parole.

>> No.17023866

>>17023782
Lmao, shut up you sexually frustrated fag

>> No.17023872

>>17023745
that isn't a grilled cheese you disengenuous cocksucker

>> No.17023873

>>17023866
T. Gaige, and his post op bicepgina.

>> No.17023877

>>17023872
It's an egg and cheese you dumb faggot. Notice how the cheese doesn't drip around like it's nacho cheese dip?

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>>17023312
>american cheese melts

>> No.17023888

>>17023877
I see, not a grilled cheese, make it or fuck off

>> No.17023889

>>17023873
who?

>> No.17023897

>>17023888
>grilled cheese
OP is being a hyperbolic time faggot about american cheese while showing a sketchy photo of cheese sauce.

>> No.17023900

>>17023877
OP provided examples of grilled cheese, stop playing stupid like a 2 slice kraft grilled cheese is the same as an egg and cheese.

>> No.17023902

>>17023889
Your hero cumrade cheese tit.

>> No.17023907

>>17023900
OP provided stock photo of a food photograpers artistic rendition of what a cheese sandwich is. It's not real life, and you're a retard.

>> No.17023909

>THAT ARTICLE IS FAKE
>why?
>IT JUST IS OK?

>> No.17023915

>>17023907
>stock
It's from an article comparing grilled cheeses you fag.

>> No.17023918

>Food photography isn't a thing, and is scientific proof
>big macs look like the advertisement
Good lord op is brain damaged.

>> No.17023923

>>17023915
>it's from a scientific study
So it's not op's photo of a grilled cheese xe made xerself, and it is now outed to be from an article that was never mentioned?
Holy fuck op has shit communication skills.

>> No.17023928
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a lot of seethe in this thread over something that isn't even legally allowed to be called cheese. 99.9% chance the same subhumans defending this garbage also frequently enjoy: seasoned salt, bbq sauce, ketchup, premixed spice blends, large bags of chips, gas station "food", soda, crab rangoon, pornography, and the frozen aisle of their local grocery store if/when they ever make it there. american singles are and always have been dogshit and so is your pathetic existence. go fuck yourselves - thanks.

>> No.17023932

>>17023928
I use the version that can legally be called cheese.

>> No.17023943

>>17023928
Reverse migrate back to you shitopia.

>> No.17023976
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17023976

>>17023943
>seething mutant still seething
lmao... assblasted into the next dimension. priceless.

>> No.17023980

>>17023976
You're misreading the situation again Pepito.

>> No.17023984
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>>17023980
>seething mutant still seething
lmao... assblasted into the next dimension. priceless.

>> No.17023988

>>17023984
Don't post Terry. He despised your kind.

>> No.17023990

>>17023333
Erm, nachos...

>> No.17024002
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>>17023988
>seething mutant still seething
lmao... assblasted into the next dimension. priceless.

>> No.17024007

>>17024002
>muh seething
Leftyfags always repeat the sameshit over and over again. You're not convincing anyone paco tulio.

>> No.17024014

>>17023984
Daaamn. Luke Wilson be lookin like a cancer patient. Holy shit!

>> No.17024074
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17024074

>>17023923
>>17024007
No, regardless of political background disengenuous and insufferable faggots repeat the same ad hominem that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, probably because you don't actually have a single decent argumemt as to why american cheese isn't anything more than solidified cheese whiz only enjoyed by low class scum, so you have to keep hammering in the idea that everyone who disagrees with you is mexican (as if that even matters, as if OP somehow didn't already btfo into oblivion) even when OP is the only confirmed bean here. I could give a shit what side of the political spectrum you're on or anyone else here for that matter, whatever the case you will always be a little bitch ass faggot who can't argue like an adult. Throughout this whole thread not a single of of you marks has provided a single legitimate answer as to why american cheese isn't shit, you queers just fly off the handle calling OP a mutt even when ironically american cheese is more often than not enjoyed by poor people (niggers) because that's what they can afford. Seriously what fucking logic is that? If you berate a poorfag cheese only enjoyed by people on welfare and instead enjoy more expensive cheeses you are a low class paco?

>> No.17024099

>>17023897
It's american cheese you dumb fuck, OP is literally showing you what american looks like when it melts, sure it's probably way more than necessary which is why is looks extra gooey and gross like in OP's pic but that's what the test is about, it's showing the different ways different cheeses melt and american looks the worst for a reason you delusional fucktard. And you think making a egg and cheese sandwich with one measly slice of cheese is going to prove OP wrong? Get real, I know exactly why you chose not to make a grilled cheese and instead made something easier to hide, you're afraid to make a grilled cheese with american because chances are it's going to look like OP's pic.

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>>17023758
Not an argument, stay seething, loser.

>> No.17024107

>>17023745
goddamn that sandwich would be so much better with some pepperjack

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>>17023928
>S-SHUT UP TRANNY PEDO BEANER, YOU'RE JUST LEFTY SCUM FUCK OFF TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE

>> No.17024127

>>17023418
Mexicans are disgusting.

>> No.17024132

>>17024099
>i-t's american cheese
Shut the fuck up you whiny faggot.

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>>17023928
i know it's truly pathetic, i don't even understand the point, most people here in america understand kraft singles and shit like it is the lowest of the low class cheeses only used for it's convenience and availability, the idea that it's in any way better than quite literally ANY other cheese is retarded beyond belief. i'm not saying it doesn't serve a purpose for a certain group of people but goddamn there is zero reason to be on a high horse about it.

>> No.17024137

>>17024132
Less seethe, more valid arguments, please.

>> No.17024177

>>17024074
>leftoid wall of text nobody reads
lmao seethe more faggot

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>>17024177
not an argument, faggot. you don't refute anything that's been said about your mutant dogshit "cheese" because there is no defending it. like dating some abhorrent hogbeast and then calling people jealous when they point out how hideous your overweight coomsleeve is.