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>> No.17018475

all of the batter falling off is the funniest part

>> No.17018567

The lime hot Cheetos would make that disgustingly sour, why would I want sour mac and cheese

>> No.17018573

That strainer upset me more than the Cheetos.

>> No.17018603 [DELETED] 

suburbanite white moms doing something retarded and repulsive in the kitchen I'm pretty sure is just a clickbait strat on tiktok, don't believe they actually eat that shit. it's like those toilet bowl dishes, just performance art

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>> No.17018630

She seems severely mentally ill

>> No.17018639

"I'm the most pathetic person ever" at the end kek
She's not wrong..
At least she knows how retarded she's being

>> No.17018641 [DELETED] 

ofc she knows, she's playing an act

>> No.17018644

That means she's easy head.

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>> No.17018658

Is the food chain another thing vegans don't understand?

>> No.17018669

Keep em coming, I just got done making palak paneer for the first time and want to watch some comfy webm's. I like the tiktok/zoomer recipes that are terrible.

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>> No.17018691

Wypipo food

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>> No.17018697

Attention whore.

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>> No.17018709

Trannies were a mistake.

>> No.17018711

I get Foam Adventure vibes.

>> No.17018716

All that water is too much seasoning.

>> No.17018718

Don't pretend like you don't know it's the same person.

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>> No.17018737

But he didn't do anything

>> No.17018743

derulo is an overrated musician clinging on for relevance.

>> No.17018758

>typical burger food
>don't know how to cook anything besides the most basic stuff
>just stacks food on top of each other
>look at this giant pile of food, I am so good at cooking

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>> No.17018772

>yeah let me just use 500 ingredients and waste 2 hours to make an egg on toast

>> No.17018785

It is?

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Serious question, is the zoom they use at the beginning and the end on the eggyolk in the original, or added as a joke to show how fucking awful it looks? It looks like something in a crime docudrama where they're showing the culprit's mugshot.

Also, jesus fucking christ, if you're gonna use 15 ingredents and spend all this time on this shit, you think you'd end up with something more than yellow gloop spooned out on a cooked vegan egg white. They didn't even bother to try and cook them at the same time so it came out like an egg. I actually feel sorry for vegans having to put up with this shit.

>> No.17018790

>not cheap
>not versatile
>not quick
>not nutritious
What's the point?

>> No.17018794

>Were the coconuts locally sourced? And the Hungarian goulash? And this Himalayan goat curd? How did that get here?
>Truck, truck, boat, train, plane, truck, tanker, moped, truck, unicycle.

Obtaining all those ingredients has a bigger impact that buying a few eggs.

>> No.17018797

No one said vegans were sensible.

>> No.17018799

all that work for a fried egg, sad

>> No.17018811

The zoom is in the original video.

>> No.17018831

>diy fleshlight.webm

>> No.17018844

Good for bulking?

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>> No.17018851

America was a mistake

>> No.17018881

But anon..all those things were already in the store. If I didn't buy them, someone else would. Therefore my purchase did nothing to impact the food already being available in the store! Consumers are carbon neutral.

>> No.17018895

Not my problem

>> No.17018951

>Shakes head no
>"This is so good"
Why do humans have to constantly lie about everything?

>> No.17018954

Rape this cunt with an icepick

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Anyone got the food insider abominations ?

>> No.17018990

Epic Meal Time's Jew has gotten tanned.

>> No.17019007

I hate what they've done here. It's inedible now. You can't even get to the fries. You have to use a fork. Fuck that.

>> No.17019070

that looks disgusting and to tear gas your kitchen just to make it

>> No.17019074 [DELETED] 

most of the stuff she's draining away is water..

>> No.17019081

Wouldnt the fries just get all soggy and weird?

>> No.17019094

Should have just got a mcfish

>> No.17019115

If I come to your house, and you serve me this, we're gonna fight

>> No.17019120 [DELETED] 

Don't worry no one will continue to come to your house.

>> No.17019122

That looks so wet. At least crunch them up, sprinkle them on top and bake them.

>> No.17019132

You will be surprised the number of people who don't like crispy fries and would insist on them being soggy and weird.

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>Attention whore.
Do you not know what tiktok is?

>> No.17019177

He had way too much fucking flour on that dog. Forgot to tap off the excess.

>> No.17019178

social media is so fucking retarded i can't even

i come here so i don't have to look at tik-snap-insta-tok faggotry

>> No.17019180

Yeah, chip shop chips are intentionally soft and soggy already. It's grim.

>> No.17019201

wtf a girl like that would never even talk to me i'm feeling really bad right now

>> No.17019212

She's only there because that's an opportunity for attention whoring. Should be fairly obvious anon.

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>> No.17019217

fuck Karen and her tiger stripe hairdo

>> No.17019219

to be fair i'd probably gag too if i was served a piece of salmon cooked into oblivion

>> No.17019220

her owner is obviously not beating her hard enough

>> No.17019230

Would marry

>> No.17019237

You're acting like she's a 9/10

>> No.17019238

>when u vegan but u want 2 eat egg

>> No.17019244

Bongs are retarded and prefer their fries shitty and undercooked for some reason

>> No.17019254

I don't rate girls like that, it's stupid and meaningless.

>> No.17019256

Pan, nice and cold. Let me put the fucking fish on the wrong side.

>> No.17019266

i have an iphone i cant read this shit

>> No.17019284
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reminds me of my pilonidal cyst

>> No.17019405

deepthroating? definitely
+20% gains if you swallow

>> No.17019933

we need this in the U.S. Not something I would ear every day, but after a night at the bar this would hit the spot.

>> No.17020006

I dont understand why a multimillionaire musician is wasting his time with this garbage. There is no way he doesn't have better ways to spend his time

>> No.17020009

Actual polenta (read: which doesn't taste like horse shit) takes 40+ minutes to cook. Good luck with that egg of yours.

>> No.17020019

Sure that individual ingredient would be consumed by someone else or thrown in a landfill, but if there was no demand, they would need to move less supply. Consumers dictate how much stuff stores need to stock.
Individual consumers are pretty carbon neutral but as a group they are a big part.

>> No.17020021

way better with the audio

>> No.17020048

He's gay, she has no romantic interest in the lard lord

>> No.17020066

>Create a desert "sculpture"
>Throw a bunch of random prepackaged candy in
>Smash it with a hammer like a retard
What was the point?

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>> No.17020096

This is old right? They sell actual cheetos mac n cheese, bought some for the novelty but never tried them as I never crave such a thing.

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>> No.17020143

That's cute

>> No.17020149

>Trivializing the mass extinction of millions of lives

>> No.17020153

>no punchline
Goddamn this shit is so stupid I genuinely thought it was gonna end with a twist like "lol this is delicious why the fuck was I a vegan".

>> No.17020174

I legitimately hate vegans so fucking much bros

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Ok I'll admit that's pretty cool

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>> No.17020233

Do americans really wash their mince meat?

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>> No.17020266

Jesus H Christ....

>> No.17020267

Love a big sweaty kebab me

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>> No.17020272

is this repulsive greasy slop considered delicious in bongland?

>> No.17020277

Rippetoe is right, veganism is a mental illness

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Here you go
It's the formal French style, the dry eggs with bigger curds are country style. Country style is way more popular now but technically this is the original recipe for scrambled eggs

>> No.17020291

It's gonna be weird when these people are old enough to be in nursing homes

>> No.17020296

It is American culture to cut up all your food before you start eating.

>> No.17020307

That's a mother trying to be a parent.

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>> No.17020314

I just found out why Shaniqua has such a problem with her weight

>> No.17020315

How destroyed must their tongues be if they can't taste pasta tomato sauce?

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>> No.17020327

Boy I sure do love fondling cheese with my ungloved hands

t. Peter.

>> No.17020332

i forgive you islam...

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>> No.17020376

Phwoar now that's a lovely gnosh, that is.

>> No.17020390

Even the bread looks gross and the yolk doesn't fucking run.

>> No.17020394

it's raw

>> No.17020405

>Kala namak is a kiln-fired rock salt used in South Asia with a sulphurous, pungent smell.
Replicating shitty overcooked fart eggs.

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>> No.17020424

Damn, I swear to god I'm gonna bite in one of those one day...

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>> No.17020427

growing up in a community where food distribution was sparse, it ticks a primal rage in my brain seeing a bitch cry over her whole foods fish. bitch doesn't realize nor appreciate the fact she lived a lifestyle where she could make the decision to live a comfortable vegan lifestyle. hate this shit.

>> No.17020452

Shitloads of vegans are vegans because their position and upbringing has allowed them to anthropomorphize absolutely every animal and see them on the same level as humans. They don't even think people like you are worthy of being human. The worst vegan I ever met was someone who became a virulent racist because of this, he hates any culture that glorifies eating fish specifically

>> No.17020460

>Damn, that's pretentious. Can I get some bread to eat that or should I lick the table ?

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>> No.17020487

gets my noggin joggin

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>> No.17020507

It's genuinely strange because the majority of Vegans I've met are within left-leaning crowds that fixate on pointing-out privilege, yet they fail to recognize that their lifestyle is very much one that is privileged as well. For most of my childhood, the majority of the meals I ate were out of a backpack program ran through our low-income schools, which has allowed me to gain an appreciation of the food I consume now. I personally don't go out of my way to consume too much red meat, and I recognize now that's not a decision everyone has, but if I were to go over to someone's house and they prepared a nice meal, of course, I would partake regardless of preference. I've met too many people that vilify others for their food consumption, and I can agree that the majority of them come from higher-income families or well-off backgrounds. It's pretty damn disgusting.

>> No.17020508

That looks like it's made of seitan or something. Unnatural. Also, goddamn that usage of plastic is enormous.

>> No.17020511

This guy's ignorance is mind-blowing.

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>> No.17020524

People take food way too fucking seriously in general now, it's insane. I'm reminded of that Ramsay quote where he was shitting on chefs that insisted they needed to do cocaine to do well: "Seriously? It's food, not rock and roll, get over yourself." But yeah, the right wing vegan I met was probably a weird one, not sure what came first his racism or his veganism, but they definitely feed off each other at this point

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>> No.17020540

>batter looks pretty mushy and compact after two sticks of butter
I don't give a damn about colored hair, fat, bad humor and so on, even despite that this video is ridiculous

>> No.17020544

Good convo anon, hope you have a good day bud

>> No.17020546

There's a lesson in it for all of us.

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>> No.17020554

typical niggers. eat so much processed crap you cant taste normal food anymore and somehow its whiteys fault.

>> No.17020569

Still looked pretty good. Also this needs to be made into a webm

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>> No.17020584

This video has lived rent free in my head for months, sometimes I'm just sitting somewhere and I hear "LEMONY SNICKET!" in my head and laugh

>> No.17020590

i like the idea but the execution is terrible

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>> No.17020678

It's childrens food, not a 5-star restaurant.

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>> No.17020707

damn beat me to it

>> No.17020733

They don't have to put up with that shit. They choose to.

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>> No.17020760

that looks insane. love british beige food.

>> No.17020761

I thoroughly enjoyed the kekking Kakunas, saved

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>> No.17020767

>doesn't tell you how to make the cupcake

>> No.17020777

If you've ever wanted to feel fancy when feeding 10 5 year olds.

>> No.17020780

that's absolutely beautiful. its a shame these real kebab shops are hard to find here in France.

>> No.17020782

Just follow the directions on the box

>> No.17020789

i would ask if they are gay, but the british is enough to tell me yes

>> No.17020799

dabbed on

>> No.17020805

i understand that. that doesnt change my opinion

>> No.17020833

I'm vegan, and the picture you are painting is like saying every Trump supporter is a Q conspiracy theorist.
Sure, there are large crowds of leftist vegans and they are very loud, but every single vegan I've met personally (aside from one) are vegans on their own, but will eat meat rarely at weddings or such. Two are even conservatives in the military who are vegan for health reasons and don't give two shits about suffering of animals. I am one for environmental reasons only who also isn't in it for the suffering part and I'm dating a non-vegan.
Of course you'll always meet the screaming vegan who will even call their friends and family pieces of shit for eating meat, but just because we're standing next to them in line at the farmer's market doesn't mean we agree.

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>> No.17020841

What a milf

>> No.17020845

>I'm vegan, and the picture you are painting is like saying every Trump supporter is a Q conspiracy theorist.
That's pretty accurate, though. It's rare to meet one outside of 4chan that isn't one.

>> No.17020867

i literally can't even

>> No.17020879

This. I grew up poor af, like weeks where my mother couldn't even afford a loaf of bread poor. This shit is so entitled and elitist.

>> No.17020893

>implying she was ever a vegan
There are literally 0 diseases that prevent people from being a vegan, she's making it up for views

>> No.17020906

Rare to meet a trumpist who isn't also a qanon? If that's what you're saying then where the fuck do you live? I'm from the deep south and almost every single boomer has no idea who q is while the young republicans just laugh at it. Here out west I work with conservatives who either hated the q movement because it gave them a bad name, or they just ignored it.

Also this. You can even tell the way she's """crying""". There's a smile on her face in half the takes.

>> No.17020961

Slap that on a bun and it would be pretty decent.

>> No.17020963

>salt and pepper on top of the mince
>don't mix the salt and pepper into the mince first

>> No.17020976

She didn't say she had a "disease" stopping her from being vegan retard.
just that the diet was destroying her body and causing medical problems, which happens to vegans all the fucking time.

>> No.17020977

Every nutrient you get from fish can be provided by a vegan source.

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>> No.17020995

>T. delusional vegan cultist

No, they can't .

>> No.17020998

>due to allergies, sensitivities, and medical reasons
2 of those are literally diseases you retard
"Medical reasons" is stated to be vague on purpose because like I said before, there are no known diseases that prevent people from being vegan and healthy and whenever someone is pressed on their medical reason they'll always say "well that's kinda personal lol" because there are none
Name one

>> No.17020999

>Could I get keto fries with that instead? I'm on a diet

>> No.17021011

This mutt's voice is one of the worst things I've ever heard.

>> No.17021012

They're called supplements bro

>> No.17021016

sure and nikokado was also never vegan because he claims veganism gave him a bunch of health problems

>> No.17021019

Too soon, bro

>> No.17021020

Do wh*teoids really?

>> No.17021023

You are genuinely the dumbest person I've encountered on this website.
Good job if you're a troll.
>Name one
Vitamin B12
Omega 3
Vitamin D3

You are dismissed.

>> No.17021025

You can get your RDA of all of those in a multivitamin

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>> No.17021036

If your diet requires that you take supplements so you don't fucking die then something is wrong.

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>> No.17021039

Why? Supplements exist for a reason, they're part of a balanced and ethical diet

>> No.17021043

Why would you take multivitamins if "plants have every nutrient you can get from animals"

>> No.17021044

Vegan supplements are made of plants

>> No.17021045

They're plant derived and concentrated.

>> No.17021054

Andy Capp is God tier

>> No.17021061

Any diet that requires that you take supplements isn't balanced or healthy.

>> No.17021064

Why is he looking like he has never seen eggs on toast?

>> No.17021066

Why not?

>> No.17021068

Not him but nutrients found in supplements are not the same as acquiring them from real foods. They're either not as well absorbed or end up in the wrong places. Look up vitamin toxicity from supplements.

>> No.17021076

Not actually produced by any animal, rather produced by bacteria/algae the animal eats, this is why B12 supplements exist and how most plant milks are fortified with B12 and are still vegan. (Almost all cow milk also is fortified with it too lol)
>Omega 3
Flax seeds are more dense in the nutrient
Humans synthesize taurine on our own, there is no obligation to actually eat it
>Vitamin D3
Produced by lichens for supplements, and my skin when I go outside and touch grass

>> No.17021078

nta. Why pay the premium for the multivitamins when you can get those micronutrients from food that leads to satiety?

>> No.17021084

Because it involves roughly 100% less killing of sentient beings

>> No.17021088

how fucking expensive are the vitamins you are buying lol

>> No.17021093

Because you would die of malnutrition without them, therefore nullifying your claims of the vegan diet being "balanced" and healthy".

A vegan would die of malnutrition without B12 shots or vitamins while someone who eats like a non mentally ill person would be fine.

>> No.17021096

They are part of the whole diet. You eat more than just food

>> No.17021101

Doesn't matter, you can't get it from any plant on this planet.
>Muh vitamins
Your diet REQUIRES that you take vitamins.
It is not healthy or balanced.
End of.

>> No.17021105

at first I assumed this meant "they're white so I don't care if I kill them with corona"

>> No.17021109

It's not grease, it's water. The fat doesn't render out until the water is gone.

>> No.17021112

I love women

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>> No.17021116

>They are part of the whole diet
Then your diet is a meme, and not sustainable, which is why the girl in that webm had to start eating fish otherwise she'd probably die.

>> No.17021128

t. buys fortified food all the time, too stupid to realize that his diet is contingent on vitamins as well as a consequence

>> No.17021133

Is that something that you can say with certainty?
I can't guarantee anything in this life, can you?

>> No.17021140

t. Gets his info from rtard vegan youtubers

>> No.17021142

shut up, I didn't ask you about your dick sucking techniques

>> No.17021145

>Is that something that you can say with certainty?

>> No.17021147

t. gets his info from ketotards

>> No.17021152

if you take away 100% from 0 it's still 0

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>> No.17021157

You just know that it's the kind of bagged parm that smells like barf and sweaty feet.

>> No.17021178

deeply concerning

>> No.17021183
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Vegans and anti-vegans be gone

>> No.17021185

>that god awful editing
>those retarded reactions
TV is so fucking terrible, holy shit.

>> No.17021204

Bitch looks 19 and 39 simultaneously.

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>> No.17021215

I lub Andy Capps.

>> No.17021217

i knew this was ja/ck/ 1 second in

>> No.17021220
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>> No.17021250

This is perfectly normal, really guys, there's nothing absolutely wrong with this at all. We're just biased or some shit.
If there's any ground meat in that slop you know its a good % mystery meat they found on the cheap like horse, dog, cat etc.
Now this looks delish.
Fat fuck liable to eat a car tire or aluminum garbage can lid and make that face if it were slobbered in ranch dressing

>> No.17021265

>wild caught

>> No.17021280
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>> No.17021300

>vegetable oil

>> No.17021304

are you retarded?

>> No.17021307

>holy fucking shit
>It's a dinosaur
>Jesus christ
>what the fuuuuuuck

>> No.17021308
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Why are the japanese so bad at cooking western food

>> No.17021311

no but it's clear that you are

>> No.17021313
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Yes, and?

>> No.17021315

i suggest you get tested by a professional, even a shallow checkup should give you some surprising news

>> No.17021326

typical student stoner food.
what's the point of fridge, and what's the point of sticking it in the oven in the end if the cheese is still in slices and didn't even melt? or is that just them not bothering with baking in the end?

>> No.17021330

it's just incel facial structure. there's nothing to support soft tissue so you age badly but you also have a baby face

>> No.17021347

Not all cheese needs to be melted

>> No.17021353

It's basically just a shooter's sandwich. It's meant to be eaten cold.

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I love it when it comes pre-lubed

>> No.17021357
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>> No.17021360
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>> No.17021365

tomatoes on this side of the pond aren't nearly as good, something to do with selective breeding for growing into/out of cold-season vs actual taste. even heirloom varieties tend to be open-pollinated in areas where they can pick up these taste-killing genetic sequences

>> No.17021370

Tomatoes literally come from the yank side of the pond.

>> No.17021376

yea, that explains why Italians haven't been using them since the beginning of their recorded-history, you're a "genius" bud

>> No.17021384

I wouldn't be surprised if the diet and heavy makeup have damaged her skin.

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>> No.17021388

>lasagna is 70% noodles and 30% filling.
what a fucking ripoff

>> No.17021399

is that kay? if so, she's improved a lot i see. good for her.

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>> No.17021413

I live in Indiana. There are a lot of them, lol. I might be exaggerating a bit but they are pretty fucking common.

>> No.17021419

saved because I eat these for lunch at work sometimes

>> No.17021423

There are arguments that farmed fish are bad for the environment as most aquaculture is in giant nets in the ocean where feces and other contaminants collect and the fish are basically inbred cripples which could pollute the genepool if they ever get out. Also their diets high in bone meal and supplements and general confinement are believed to lower the nutritional value of the meat. The pink color of farmed salmon comes from food dye added to the bone meal as wild salmon acquire that color from eating shrimp and krill. Same thing with flamingos.

Wild caught fish from well regulated fisheries which allow the population to remain at replacement level or above and use techniques that minimize ecological damage such as spearfishing are generally considered the best option but also highly labor intensive and costly.

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british childhood in 1 webm

>> No.17021429

>that will be 600 dollars plus tip monxieur

>> No.17021431

>first robot places bread
>second robot neatens the placement

Why not just improve the first robot?

>> No.17021434

>bon apetit!

>> No.17021436

I was ok until he added the nerds.

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>> No.17021446

When will these subhumans stop trying to market nutritional yeast?

>> No.17021453
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>> No.17021483

I can appreciate a mother going out of her way to the kids eat their peas and broccoli. Everything probably came out of cans and the freezer, but it's surprisingly balanced.

>> No.17021489

that's only one type of tomato. the cheapest tomato you can get, first result of genetic engineering. it's the same outside burgerland, despite what you might believe. you can fix the taste by letting it to ripen first, just be careful about it going mouldy. keep it outside fridge to speed up the ripening process.

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>> No.17021514

Maybe he got covid

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>> No.17021518

because of bread. you don't know what shape it'll come in, plus, as you're placing it down very gently, there's a lot of room for slippages.
it's very likely that the "first" robot got installed afterwards, and replaced a few employees as a result.

>> No.17021531

literal retard

>> No.17021534
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>smashing those yolks
that should be illegal. i bet that person would have been running a few concentration camps back in the day.

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>> No.17021549

It's just greasy vegetables cooked to paste.

>> No.17021552
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fucking gross.

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>> No.17021593

this is what happens when you ignore the max fill

>> No.17021599

god I fucking love me some adana
its a shame that most people likely only know regular kebab

>> No.17021732
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>no trigger warning

>> No.17021748

Jesus what a culture of savages

>> No.17021766

this really activates my almonds

>> No.17021782

Does this activate the almonds?

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>> No.17021801
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that looks nice, but not very cheap

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>> No.17021830

>The Italians Prolapse

>> No.17021838

This video gave me kidney stones

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>> No.17021876

Even ignoring the stupid meme gold leaf, that would so fucking salty, jesus.

>> No.17021900

Imagine the smell

>> No.17021936

I like provolone but that's way too much.

>> No.17021952

I'm so annoyed by this bullshit "tack on as much expensive stuff as you can" shtick. Do you really think a caviar and foie gras pizza with too much truffle would taste good, particularly when you're enjoying it through micron thick foil?

>> No.17021956

It's their vengeance for the california style sushi.

>> No.17021988

i could rly go for some of this rn. this is the kind of vegetarian food i like. the indians know t heir shit, at least their spice their food

>> No.17022002

this is the most bizarre cooking webm ive ever seen

>> No.17022009

fucking lost

>> No.17022066

Literally trying pass off baby food as fine cuisine.

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>> No.17022199

based! I love butter

>> No.17022208

his tongue is also illiterate

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>> No.17022223

that'd make some awesome gravlax

>> No.17022227

dont remind me

>> No.17022230

god, this shit is so fucking performative

>> No.17022246

Pathetic brainlet

>> No.17022255

I don't understand what he's trying to do here.

>> No.17022262

Believe it or not, you can pay women you find attractive to do things for you. This includes sex but also filming YouTube videos.

>> No.17022268

vegans are working with entirely different groups of food and shit, why do they even bother constantly trying to replicate normal food. Seems like you could get way more interesting stuff by just making new shit

>> No.17022277

people are so fucking gay

>> No.17022300

this man needs to be euthanized

>> No.17022305

Did he really have to cum on them at the end?

>> No.17022307

I like their videos. They're very chill and they all sort of look like my uncles.

>> No.17022349

elbow salt

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Because that's not the point they're trying to make. Going months into a vegan diet, they begin to realize just how limited their options are when it come down to cooking with solely fruits, vegetables, and seasonings so they cope by making this kind of shit and forcing themselves to think it's good so they don't regret spending on all those fucking ingredients. It's also a way for them to say WOW LOOK WE CAN ALSO MAKE <insert animal meat here> OUT OF PLANTS N SHIT SO WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL THE POOR ANIMALS STOP EATING MEAT YOU FUCKS. Just like that nasty ass pulled pork sandwich one where they know damn well it tastes nothing like the real thing, but they nod after taking a bite sucking it all in

>tldr it's all just a massive cope

>> No.17022641

why is he cutting into a wooden spoon?

>> No.17022732

To dull it

>> No.17022828

If it's a parent, it's not bad, but I feel it's a R*ddit mod.

>> No.17022847

>Such unbridled faggotry
The stupidity of this fills me with such rage

>> No.17022943

This is just an elaborate threat

>> No.17022945

Why is he like this?

>> No.17023030

What's the deal with all this food stacking? It's very bizarre. Just people with vinyl gloves heaping tons of food and sauces together.

>> No.17023139

I was sure he would forget the fork in the cooker.

>> No.17023256

I used to think the same way, but it's actually fun to experience it in person.

>> No.17023293

1 25 lb bag of sugar is 38,650 calories so each tray has 7730 calories just in sugar

holy fuck

>> No.17023542

Why is a pan acceptable to cook steak in?

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>> No.17023946

>all that extra shit on top
i doubt you can even taste the fucking oreo at the end. which begs the question, why even do this in the first place? i know i know social media crap.

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so close

>> No.17023962

>Japanese Lasagne
thats Il Timpano you fucking stupid retard.

>> No.17024039

>the pond
brit falseflag

>> No.17024067

Is it fun paying out the nose for it too?

>> No.17024324

Every single Republican and Trump voter I have ever met in person thinks Q is retarded. And that's at least 50 people (probably more)
Don't watch so much TV

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