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Would you eat ortolan /ck/?

>> No.17016757

>>17016756
Yea, but not whole.

>> No.17016775

Do the french remove the birdshit before cooking?

>> No.17016805

>>17016756
yes
>>17016775
they drown it in wine so its system is flushed out and filled with wine.

>> No.17016818

>>17016756
nah. eating a whole bird like that seems like an unpleasant experience.

>> No.17016834

Only if I was starving to death and that seems unlikely. Nothing about it makes me curious about the taste.
Tiny bird tiny bones sizzling fat and wine just doesn’t get me excited.

>> No.17016868

>>17016805
>they drown it in wine so its system is flushed out and filled with wine.
yeah I dont think thats how that works

>> No.17016869
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>>17016775
no, it gives a peculiar rich flavor, similar to _une andouillette_

>> No.17018107

>>17016869
>Eating shit
>rich

>> No.17018355

>>17016805
Brandy, not wine

>> No.17018459

>>17016805
oh yeah so everybody who drowns irl just gets the shit flushed out of them huh?

>> No.17018520

>>17016756
I doubt the experience is worth it.

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>>17018355
How do you think brandy is made, anon?

>> No.17018783

>>17018557
Moronic faggot trying to be smarmy, sad

>> No.17018802

>>17018783
Seethe more fag.

>> No.17018832

>>17018783
>>17018802
seething incels, who have never experienced the vile smell of a woman's ass

>> No.17018836

>>17016756
The legend ways you have to hide your face from satan with a satin napkin when you eat it

>> No.17018842

>>17016756
Even the French don't eat ortolans, first it's illegal to hunt and sell them, second it's fucking weird and third it's never been popular, it's always been a weird bourgeois thing.

>> No.17018843

>>17016756
Yes, but I suspect that I would never want to ever again.

>> No.17018874

>>17016869
Andouillettes are made with carefully washed intestines anon and they're absolutely delicious when they're well made.

>> No.17018899

>>17018836
Retard.

>> No.17018974

Everyone says it's incredibly delicious, but eating the head seems extremely weird, with the eyes and beak.
I can eat fish eyes, but I won't eat eyes from land animals. Also, the beak, what the fuck?

>> No.17019108
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17019108

>>17016756
After the little bird is tortured for days, this is what it’s insides look like

>> No.17019223

>>17018974
once cook, those tiny bones are just crunchy :shrug:
>>17018874
uh where did I said otherwise? I know how they taste: I ate one 3 days ago lol

>> No.17020087

>>17019108
so inhumane /baka

>> No.17020089

anyone have the webm of the older french lady rubbing ortolan all over her face then sucking it's ass.

>> No.17020101

>>17019108
>tortured for days
Drowning doesn't take days

>> No.17020110

>>17016868
idk who cares, its a tiny bird. People will eat whole tiny fish and their shit shaft isn't removed either

>> No.17020111

>>17018459
If I take your corpse and run a garden hose through it long enough it'll squeeze all the poop out

>> No.17020127

>>17016756
With these birds, you're not supposed to swallow the bones, right?
Probably not then. I always hate eating food containing shit I have to spit out.
Also eating whole animals always sounded icky to me.

>> No.17020129

>>17020101
The little birds have an exceptional capacity for breath holding. You just have to outlast em by putting them in a little wire cage in the brandy for a few days

>> No.17020581

Yes

>> No.17020606

>>17019108
kek

>> No.17020648

>>17016756
French tv show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEPMuyGe7dg

>> No.17022672

>>17016868
>not shitting out the end of your respiratory tract
Never gonna make it

>> No.17022843

>>17016756
Absolutely, i would eat almost any food as long as its not waste or entirely composed of waste.

>> No.17022867
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17022867

The most decadent thing I ever saw was this French guy feeding ortolans to his dog. The dog ate about 20 of them and I mean he just devoured them, they must have been good he probably could have eaten 20 more

>> No.17022896

>>17020111
lol no it wouldn't you stupid nigger, imagine being this fucking stupid. this is why you're hated.

>> No.17025032

>>17020648
Fucking ghastly

>> No.17025082

>>17022896
>this is why you're hated
did that sound cool in your head

>> No.17025089

>>17016756
No, I would ban the practise.

>> No.17025421

>>17020648
disgusting

>> No.17025474

>>17016756
no, it's clearly just a depraved novelty. I doubt it even tastes good considering the internal organs and shit that's inside.

>> No.17025551

>>17020606
Reminds me off https://youtu.be/dIy1Jma43WI

>> No.17025569

>>17022867
that's heartwarming

>> No.17025573

>>17020648
hot

>> No.17025662

>>17016756
No, it doesn't sound good. Dumb rich people shit.
>>17019108
Kek, those are actually pretty good though