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17014195 No.17014195 [Reply] [Original]

Name literally a single reason not to do this

>> No.17014204

>>17014195
My braindead rape baby half nig father does it and i hate him. He also does nothing but blare the goddamn tv and make messes for me to clean while coughing all over every square inch of the house. I will fucking cough right on his face in the casket and piss on his grave.

>> No.17014205

>>17014195
MUMMA MIA

>> No.17014208
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>>17014195
>Anon doesn't have a tall straight rimmed cooking pot.

>> No.17014212

Maybe you're cooking for 4-6 people and a big pot is actually needed.

>> No.17014215

>>17014195
In Italy this is considered a felony.
Also, the only people I've seen do this are shitty cooks.

>> No.17014225

because you need them to be a little long if you want to eat them with a fork

>> No.17014227

pieces go flying all over your kitchen and you don't find them all until a month later.

>> No.17014228

>>17014195
>Name literally a single reason not to do this
If you break it, it becomes harder to eat because you can't twirl it around the fork.

>> No.17014289

>>17014195
It's an extra unnecessary action, I won't do it unless you can give me a reason that it's worth the more than zero effort it takes to do nothing instead

>> No.17014293
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>>17014228
Fucking retard

>> No.17014370

>>17014293
There's no way his beard isn't going to be all messy after eating that way. Disgusting.

>> No.17014378
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17014378

>>17014293
based boomer

>> No.17014405

>>17014370
You just use a wet napkin

>> No.17014410

>>17014195
That's not even broken in half, it's just to handfuls of unbroken pasta

>> No.17014448

>>17014195
There's no need to.

>> No.17014507

If you want shorter pasta, just buy some penne or whatever instead of spaghetti, retard. It takes literally one minute for spaghetti to become soft enough to fit into a pot.

>> No.17014558

>>17014507
BUT ONE END COOKS MOAR THAJN THE OTHERE END BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE WATTER LONGER AND THEN ITS TOO DONED ON ONE END ANND STILL RAW ON TEH OTHER

>> No.17014562

>>17014558
nah none of that happens

>> No.17014575

>>17014370
>beard
nigga you gay and straight retarded

>> No.17014604

>>17014575
I don't know, the true retard must be the one that's unable to twirl spaghetti around a fork, lol. Are you literally a cripple?

>> No.17014612

>>17014195
I only buy double length spaghetti so I can do this without ruining the food

>> No.17014727

>doesn't like long spaghetti
cuckolds

>> No.17014884
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>> No.17014901
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>>17014612
You must be rich if you can afford a full pack of double lengthers.

>> No.17015022

>>17014901
why did you massacre the package like that?

>> No.17015029

>noooooo you can’t break the arbitrary length of the noodles!!!

>> No.17015044

>>17014195
high speed spaghetti shrapnels into your eyes

>> No.17015047

>>17015022
to show it whos boss

>> No.17015054
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17015054

>>17014884
Why are Americans like the left one in pic related?

>> No.17015061

>>17015054
paper thin content characters always have the thickest pride

>> No.17015087

>>17015054
you still replied tho

>> No.17015099

>>17014195
>Name literally a single reason not to do this
Name literally a single reason you keep making retarded fucking faggoty daily “lol break pasta” threads, you unoriginal stale faggot fuck. Kill yourself.

>> No.17015182

>>17014195
I like to catch big portions in my fork

>> No.17015320

>>17014204
Move out or underageb&

>> No.17015326

>>17014562
Yes it does. If you could taste properly you would notice.

>> No.17015373

>>17014195
you can't properly slurp short noodles. just get a bigger pot retard

>> No.17015407

>>17015061
which manga was this from?

>> No.17015822

>>17015320
Can’t. Too injured to do higher paying physical labor and too dumb to get gf for cosigner on lease.

>> No.17015830

>>17015373
Slurping is inherently improper.

>> No.17015838

>>17014195
I do this so I can eat it with a spoon.

>> No.17015887

>>17015326
nope that's wrong

>> No.17016037

>>17015830
slurping the noodles is what the romans used to do. it's the most legit spaghetti eating method

>> No.17016043

>>17015822
based black man

>> No.17016081

i like the feeling of long noodles in my throat

>> No.17016170

>>17014195
Long noodles = long life

>> No.17016211

>>17016037
There was no such thing as noodles in the roman period, retard

>> No.17016293

>>17016211
you just made that up