/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17010767]

What is the real deal with Salt Bae and his steakhouses?

[Anonymous No.17010778]

He's all show, no form. He can barely even cook.

[Anonymous No.17010785]

>>17010778
I was shocked to see the rave reviews of his steakhouse. It looks filthy watching the salt bounce of his hairy arm, people are eating steaks covered in gold foil, and the reviews are like “5 stars, amazing!” Have people become that stupid and brainwashed?

[Anonymous No.17010810]

>>17010767
He was a meme in like 2016, and seems to have been riding off that fame ever since. I have never heard a single thing about the actual quality of the food served there, so I assume it's mediocre and just covered in gold leaf. It's amazing what you can sell to rich people with enough hype.

[Anonymous No.17010815]

>>17010785
yes

[Anonymous No.17010895]

>>17010767
Looks like a homosexual. Give me a positive reason why I should go to a homosexual internet "steakhouse?" and pay extra money because your stupid enough to not only pay into it but expect others as well?

[Anonymous No.17010906]

>>17010767
I don't pay into your hollywood bullshit when I can not only do better myself but if I take people out it wont be some hollywood/las vegas bullshit.
Deal with it you fag.

[Anonymous No.17010931]

>>17010767
Do you need some stupid show to confuse you and your guests that not only the food sucks ass but the show sucks ass as well?

[Anonymous No.17010968]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.17010980]

>>17010968
Fuckin suckers, I hope you got that on some expense account.

[Anonymous No.17010981]

>>17010968
>An extra 4,829 euros because fuck you

lol

[Anonymous No.17010990]

>>17010968
Bean counters on my expense account would have me explain in writing why I would have to do that.

[Anonymous No.17010994]

>>17010981
>euros
pounds sterling

[Anonymous No.17011006]

>>17010968
apparently it's not even that good, AND you only have 90 minutes from when you sit down to finish your meal
that 90 minutes includes the time you have to wait for your food to come out

[Anonymous No.17011007]

>>17010968
At least they didn't charge extra for the red bulls, I might get away with that one.
Maybe some bottles of rye and bourbon.
I'd like to see what the suites are costing whoever/company is paying for it, including the hookers.

[Anonymous No.17011016]

Maybe it's some scumbag company courting some DoD types?

[Anonymous No.17011022]

Literally just a meme.

I'm happy for the guy though, he was born poor and now gets to rip off influencers and footballers

[Anonymous No.17011039]

>>17011022
You're a meme.
Who precisely do you mean, Ronaldo?

[Anonymous No.17011050]

>>17011022
Cubanos are just twats that couldn't do jack shit vs either the US or Mexico, and left to their own do nothing. Keep worshipping castro you dumb cunt.
How much do you keep others down in your country to keep driving fancy cars that you've gotten from the USA?

[Anonymous No.17011064]

>>17011022
You do you know that the USSR is dead and nobody except for some hardliners are left, nobody there wants the kgb, secret police, gru or whatever on them 24/7. Talk to them, you'll see.
That shit doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.17011068]

>>17011039

Probably, I've seen a couple on /sp/ like Franck Ribery here.

>>17011050

No hablo, Pablo. I'm a Norfman lel

[Anonymous No.17011073]

>>17011064
???? What does this have to do with Salt Bae

[Anonymous No.17011076]

>>17011068
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.17011079]

>>17010994
Oh right I forgot about your autistic divorce

[Anonymous No.17011082]

>>17010767
Two words: Hype

[Anonymous No.17011086]

>>17011079
... Careful we've got a brain surgeon loose

[Anonymous No.17011091]

>>17011073
Never heard of a "salt bea" and don't care, why should I?

[Anonymous No.17011099]

>>17011091
Why the fuck did you click on the Salt Bae thread? Are you slowly recovering from a serious brain injury?

[Anonymous No.17011121]

>>17011099
I click on any thread that I want to, and yours seemed pretty stupid so needed correction. So give me some "salt bae" hollywood bullshit that nobody in the USA needs to give two flying fucks about. What the fuck is a salt bae, murdered some people as a claim to fame, don't be an asshole, that's not a claim to fame.

[Anonymous No.17011131]

>>17011099
Why did you post that in a cooking thread? You dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.17011133]

>>17011121
>>17011064
Meds

[Anonymous No.17011141]

>>17011133
Seems like you need some meth for posting bullshit in a cooking thread, unless your cooking up some drugs which is all you seem to be capable of with that salt bae thing.
Sucks doesn't it when someone comes back against you.

[Anonymous No.17011144]

>>17010994
>Their money is measured in weight
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.17011166]

>>17011144
Colombian friends tell me it's Plata o Plomo, but that's from the old times.

[Anonymous No.17011174]

Boys want to grow up to be like him.

Women want to make love with him.

Men want to watch their wives get ravished by him.

[Anonymous No.17011179]

>>17011141
This was my first post in this thread schizo, also what kind of retard clicks on a thread about some turkish meme man and then complains people are talking about the turkish meme man.
Ah alright the kind of retard that immediately spergs out when he sees a picture of Fidel Castro like a trained dog without any context or reason, when all it actually was is some turkish meme man showing of his cuban cigar because he is a fucking clown.
And now fuck off

[Anonymous No.17011185]

>>17011068
kek the guy is playing a caricature or cartoon figure and it's funny as hell.

[Anonymous No.17011187]

>>17011064
who let the seniles loose on /ck/

[Anonymous No.17011189]

Boys aspire to be him. Women want to fuck him. Men want to watch their women fuck him. Your insipid iodized salt dreams of being a coarse sea salt running through his strong calloused fingers and gently cascading through the coarse black hair on his masculine forearms to feel the freedom of falling midair and coming to rest on his exquisite culinary creations. God I wish I was that salt. Who wouldn’t?

[Anonymous No.17011200]

>>17011179
Castro and his trained dog kid were trained dogs by the USSR at the time, the USSR is gone and now the people there want something more than what castro allowed? Why deny that at a government level? Let their people do that for themselves.
Cuban ladies are quite beutiful and smart, why not let all of them decide for themselves?
I was in Florida when they were washing up shore, maybe castro was trying to dump people on the USA. They're cool folk.

[Anonymous No.17011206]

>>17011189
>God I wish I was that salt. Who wouldn’t?
Pepper

[Anonymous No.17011214]

>>17011068
I hope he got that one for free. Like the teenage whores PSG provided.

[Anonymous No.17011218]

>>17011206
Pepper is happy it is pepper only because it is more likely to become trapped in his arm and chest hair.

[Anonymous No.17011229]

Cuban ladies do have a cute accent, some of us born in the same place Miami.

[Anonymous No.17011258]

This is their "Spaghetti".

[Anonymous No.17011266]

>>17011206
Chile peppers for the win

[Anonymous No.17011274]

>>17011258
Looks like shit so it's ghetti bea now? Is that the new hollywood / las vegas crap?

[Anonymous No.17011278]

>>17010968
What is petrus, either a win or car

[Anonymous No.17011283]

He's a poser

[Anonymous No.17011285]

>>17011258
That's just kebab anon

[Anonymous No.17011299]

>>17011258
It sure looks better than that skyline shit with cinnimon in it where is shit from Cincinnati? GTFO! What kind of fucking moron is so pathetic as to put cinnimon in chili. Now that doesn't pass, maybe it passes for ex-communists from the ex-ussr, but that shit doesn't pass in the USA.

[Anonymous No.17011304]

Maybe cinnimon in chile passes for only two people, san francisco homos and cin types. Bleah!

[Anonymous No.17011306]

>>17011299
Skyline is shit but the actual homemade stuff is legitimately pretty good, especially if you make it spicy.

[Anonymous No.17011308]

>>17010968
and cooks there make $16/hr
i would be spitting in every single person's food

[Anonymous No.17011309]

>>17011306
No shit sherlock.

[Anonymous No.17011310]

>>17010968
>11.- for a red bull

[Anonymous No.17011313]

>>17011308
No you wouldn't, why would you? That's dishonest. Even nignogs wouldn't do that.

[Anonymous No.17011320]

>>17010968
>37 thousand pounds for din-din
>a steak about 900 pounds
>a serving of fries 10 pounds
>a mushroom, mashed taters and veggies from 12 to 18 pounds
>A FUCKING CAN OF RED BULL 11 pounds.
>over 30 thousand pounds in wine
do richfags really?

[Anonymous No.17011329]

>>17010778
>>17010785
>>17010810
>>17010815
>>17010895
>>17010906
>>17010931
>t.

[Anonymous No.17011332]

>>17011320
Fuckoff frogposter, being able to buy a burger at the best place doesn't make one a billionaire and the best place isn't what was on the faked out reciept. That's just for assholes who have to fake out expence accounts to the bean counters. I've never done that but I know what to do if I had to.

[Anonymous No.17011335]

>>17011329
That multi posting bullshit means so means, try English next time you fucking cunt, I'm not looking into your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17011342]

>>17011332
what the fuck are you on about actual schizo

[Anonymous No.17011350]

>>17011342
How am I "schizo" in you disagreeing with you, I guess everyone that disagrees with you is wrong. Take your meds fag.

[Anonymous No.17011354]

>>17011342
Some nice relaxing shock therapy might go well with you and you.

[Anonymous No.17011366]

>>17011350
I disagree with this, though I know I'm right. Capisce?

[Anonymous No.17011376]

>>17011366
I disagree with your disagreement.

[Anonymous No.17011379]

>>17011350
>>17011354
what the fuck is up with you I just said that the prices were expensive and attached a frog in shock, 11 pounds for a redbull is too much and I'm not sure it's a money laundering scheme as you said you might want to lay off the eleven pound energy drinks and get some 14 pound chamomile tea

[Anonymous No.17011380]

giving a turk your business and then being surprised you're getting taken advantage of is like kicking a hornets nest and being surprised you got stung

[Anonymous No.17011382]

[Anonymous No.17011387]

>>17011379
Frogs? Who cares about a bunch of Frenchies? Maybe we're talking different stuff here.

[Anonymous No.17011389]

>>17011380
Atleast the hornets don't clown on me during it

[Anonymous No.17011391]

>>17011387
shut up and let me kiss you on your hot lips

[Anonymous No.17011392]

[Anonymous No.17011400]

>>17011391
Betty Boop's open for you...

[Anonymous No.17011474]

>>17011392
kek this is fucking ridiculous

>>17010968
Is that really his restaurant? Holy shit. I figured he had some lower mid-tier place

[Anonymous No.17011480]

Someone post the webm with Maradona

[Anonymous No.17011495]

>>17011474
What? have you not seen all the webms with classless but rich celebs, like rappers and divegrass players, at his place?

[Anonymous No.17011652]

>>17011079
But they never had the € to begin with, how uneducated are you?

[Anonymous No.17011667]

This guy appears to be living a good life. I hope he saves up money and can retire well when the train runs its course.

[Anonymous No.17011734]

>>17010767
There is this rumor these 'sexy manly hands' are always fisting the dishwashers and noob servers when he's back in the kitchen. Faggots love him.

[Anonymous No.17011746]

>>17011734
But muslims can't be gay???

[Anonymous No.17011749]

>>17011495
No, never seen them. To be honest I thought he was some eccentric Turk who owned some moderately expensive restaurant in Turkey and was just some flash in the pan meme. I had no idea he had absurdly expensive restaurants and a huge following.

>>17011667
I saw a clip of him grilling meat rolled with processed cheese slices and raw asparagus kek. But I agree, he looks like he is living life to its fullest and apparently has 9 kids too. He’s living like a king even if he might be a charlatan.

[Anonymous No.17011755]

>>17011746
Do you like getting stoned?

[Anonymous No.17011757]

>>17011746
Is he actually religious though? You can be a Turk and not be a Muslim.

[Anonymous No.17011763]

>>17011734
Did you notice the gloves? No, cause there are none. Not muslim.

[Anonymous No.17011767]

he's a 9gag tier meme scamming gullible normies with bland, uninspired food while maintaining his shitty, unfunny, incredibly forced persons.
can't say I blame him though, I'd do the same thing

[Anonymous No.17012180]

>>17011320
>eating 900 pounds of steak
>10 pounds of fries
>12 pound mushroom!
>drinking 30 thousand pounds of wine
do britfags really?

[Anonymous No.17012220]

>>17010785
Yes

[Anonymous No.17012235]

>>17012180
they do

[Anonymous No.17012354]

>>17011382
God this man is a faggot

[Anonymous No.17012453]

>>17011380
this
anyone stupid enough to fall for this shit deserves to get ripped off

[Anonymous No.17012536]

>>17012180
>>17011320
I'd still want to know if it's just ESL at work or if you really just get one Mushroom

[Anonymous No.17012550]

>>17012536
just the one

[Anonymous No.17012558]

>>17011652
That just furthers my point, bitchish people are the worst.

[Anonymous No.17012577]

>>17011382
I hate him as a cook but I have a lot of respect for someone who can scam mouthbreathers so well. I hope he knows that he is schlock incarnate. If he's self aware he's based, if he isn't he's cringe

[Anonymous No.17012579]

>>17011335
>means so means
>try English next time you fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.17012581]

>>17011767
Dunno about the other shit he has on offer but the meat in these webms really does look very nice.
Also isn't he actually a butcher?

[Anonymous No.17012603]

>>17011382
Looks like someone creampied a horse anus

[Anonymous No.17012717]

>>17012180
What kind of moron names himself "salt bae?" That's pretty fucking gay, I bet he needs security people around him 24/7.

[Anonymous No.17012737]

>>17012581
That little cunt is too young to be a proper butcher. Just sayin'

[Anonymous No.17012756]

>>17011382
>it's ends like all my hentai videos

[Anonymous No.17012793]

>>17012737
The guy has like a dozen children dude.

[Anonymous No.17012886]

[Anonymous No.17012948]

>>17012886
Kek

[Anonymous No.17012979]

>>17012793
D00d, that's really nothing to be proud of unless he can take care of them all and from the looks of it, he's here today, gone tomorrow so to speak.

[Anonymous No.17012995]

>>17012793
How much time does he spend being a father to those misfits? They'll all grow up to be whackjobs. Yeah the world needs more of those.

[Anonymous No.17013002]

>>17012995
Yeah they'll grow up to be freaks who sperg about muh absent father figure on the internet

[Anonymous No.17013006]

>>17012793
He's a talentless one time wonder that can't fill a stadium, I pity those children that you specify, all of them, they should be put into adoption and the records sealed then they might become useful.

[Anonymous No.17013010]

>>17013002
That and dr shill selling books to stupid soccer moms.

[Anonymous No.17013024]

>charlatan scams retarded richfags out of their money
Pretty based ngl

[Anonymous No.17013036]

>>17013002
Call me now!
100% he's a sucker for this psycic pay by the minute shit.

[Anonymous No.17013051]

>>17013024
The thing is if you go down that route then you loose all credibility in the real world for fucking with old ladies. No thanks. I'm not cheap and easy.

[Anonymous No.17013064]

>>17012886
this nigga having an orgasm

[Anonymous No.17013080]

Show the one where the girl was twerking in his restaurant and some guy got jelly caused a huge fight

[Anonymous No.17013088]

>>17013064
maybe that nigga's not eatin his beans

[Anonymous No.17013095]

>>17013080
I don't go those demographically challanged restaurants but we all know those exist in New York and we know where they are, they're to be avoided. I don't need some black chick twerking on me. NO THANKS! Do what you want but not on me.

[Anonymous No.17013097]

>>17010767
>Have people become that stupid and brainwashed?
Have you stepped outside lately?

[Anonymous No.17013099]

>>17013097
Even worse, thinking if sleepy Biden stopped then Kamala would be better, hence a way to impeach her for a better thing when / if Biden bails.

[Anonymous No.17013105]

>>17013097
The real question is what country are you from and what buiness of the USA is it of yours you hypocrite fuck?

[Anonymous No.17013225]

>>17012886
I can't tell if this is reversed or not.

[Anonymous No.17013951]

>>17010968
>go to 900 bux/serving steak house
>what'll you have to drink Anon
>uhhhh a Red Bull please

[Anonymous No.17013970]

>>17013951
Did you miss the 3bottles of whine/rose for a combined 3000bux?

[Anonymous No.17013974]

>>17013970
5 bottles actually

[Anonymous No.17014006]

>>17013225
it's reversed

[Anonymous No.17014013]

he is literally a meme

[Anonymous No.17014014]

>>17011068
>la routourne tournera

>frank ribiery, french soccer player

[Anonymous No.17014017]

>>17011313
people just do it for fucking fun.
the taco bell I worked at in high school had cameras in the kitchen, pointed at the lines, just to make sure people wouldn't do that shit

[Anonymous No.17014020]

>>17013970
That's 30,000 (THIRTY thousand) not 3,000
and that's also POUNDS, not dollars, meaning it's actually closer to $40,000

[Anonymous No.17014042]

>>17010968
this is more than I make in a year :(

[Anonymous No.17014073]

>>17010968
That's $50k in weak Ameridollars

Shit

[Anonymous No.17014092]

>>17010785
it's still top tier meat they're serving, even if it's suboptimal, it's going to be a mind blowing culinary experience for the podunk nouveau riche tourists that are his primary customer base, just because of how high grade the beef is

[Anonymous No.17014097]

>>17011308
it's in the middle east, so the working class is basically slaves, and you would be snuck into a medical dumpster of you spit in the food of the honored patronage

[Anonymous No.17014101]

>>17011749
>No, never seen them. To be honest I thought he was some eccentric Turk who owned some moderately expensive restaurant in Turkey and was just some flash in the pan meme. I had no idea he had absurdly expensive restaurants and a huge following.
should instantly have realized it wasn't moderately expensive just off the marbling on his steaks

[Anonymous No.17014106]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.17014107]

It's obviously overpriced as many have said but reviews also say you're only allowed to be there for a couple of hours and that can apparently change, probably depending on how much you order so they will rush you and ask you to leave after a while regardless of whether or not you've finished eating.

[Anonymous No.17014110]

>>17011278
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A2teau_P%C3%A9trus

Pretty much the most prestigious winery in Bordeaux.

[Anonymous No.17014112]

>>17014097
That receipt is from London lad, guy has like twenty restaurants now

[Anonymous No.17014114]

>>17014112
so the working class at that particular restaurant is treated even worse

[Anonymous No.17014216]

>>17011299
Dude, what do you not understand about meds, now?

[Anonymous No.17014663]

>>17014106
Salt Bae, noooooo!

[Anonymous No.17014824]

>>17014106
I can't believe Salt Bae is dead

[Anonymous No.17015050]

salt bae a cutie

[Anonymous No.17016064]

>>17010968
Realistically, what can they even do to stop you from dining and dashing on a check like this

[Anonymous No.17016233]

>>17014112
>London
Like he said, the Middle East.

[Anonymous No.17016249]

>>17010785
No people have always been this way and we have instances throughout recorded history

[Anonymous No.17016270]

>>17011079
You retard I'm a mutt and even I know the they never used euros. Not every country in Europe uses the euro, just the poor ones

[Anonymous No.17016283]

>>17010767
Just some meme, all style no substance. Plebs are just dumb like animals and fall for it.

[Anonymous No.17016288]

>>17011079
Bait. No one is this stupid not even burgers.

[Anonymous No.17016423]

>>17010968
Let’s disregard the prices for a bit, 3 bottles of Pétrus and 2 bottles of Dom Pérignon among 4 people?

[Anonymous No.17016495]

>>17016423
Easy

[Anonymous No.17016521]

>>17016423
That's not too bad. If anything I think the amount of main courses is a bit low. I gues the golden tomahawk steak is huge, but is it enough for four people?
Guess they loaded up on baklava afterwards, but still.

[Anonymous No.17016533]

Why are you pushing this salt bee shit?
How much are you shills being paid off?

[Anonymous No.17016541]

>>17010810
It's steak, what is there to talk about?

[Anonymous No.17016550]

Honestly I don't care what uncultured retards spend their money on. If he can swindle certain groups of rich people into spending exorbitant amounts of money on his food then all power to him

[Anonymous No.17016582]

>>17016533
Ah yes, yes we are trying to get our fellow 4channelers to eat at one of Mr. Gökçe´s famous Nusr-Et brand establishments and spend 40.000$ on wine.
Meds

[Anonymous No.17016852]

>>17011310
ordering a red bull at a "fancy" restaurant is arguably more retarded then selling red bull for 11 clams

[Anonymous No.17017247]

>>17016852
Dude was sleepy

[Anonymous No.17017883]

>>17016064
considering that the materials for this were probably like 10000 pounds? a lot I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.17017969]

>>17010968
>go there
>only order red bull and mashed potato

[Anonymous No.17018064]

>>17010895
Yep. Definitely gay.
>>17015050

[Anonymous No.17018452]

>>17010767
The viral salt meme went straight to his head, literally nothing special about him

[Anonymous No.17018822]

>>17012558
are you mentally disabled

[Anonymous No.17018997]

>>17010968
>golden tomahawk or 850 bucks
I Can buy a good one for 100 where I live

[Anonymous No.17019942]

>>17011050
you guys tried to invade them and failed hilariously, then threw a hissy fit and placed a bunch of embargoes against them. you have only embarassed yourselves

[Anonymous No.17019950]

>>17011200
they were escaping your embargoes, retard

[ieatinmycar No.17020105]

>>17018452
He also doesn't own his restaurants. It's a restaurant group that does and he just puts his name on it. Everything about this guy is fake as shit, but I say good for him. There are retards willing to part with their dollars and that's capitalism baby.

[Anonymous No.17020583]

>>17011068
> franck ribery eating a your restaurant
not a sign of quality

[Anonymous No.17020649]

>>17011382
>0:50
>After you take her up for coffee.and jyou sous vide it.

[Anonymous No.17021197]

kek

[Anonymous No.17022304]

>>17021197
Wat?

[Anonymous No.17022333]

>>17021197
what's happening here

[Anonymous No.17022395]

>>17011382
Why do white people do this

[Anonymous No.17022399]

>>17020649
Man, could you keep your NPC humor on YouTube please?

[Anonymous No.17022489]

>>17022304
>>17022333
Boyfriend got mad at girlfriend for twerking in public

[Anonymous No.17022617]

>>17021197
Why'd he open the door?

[Anonymous No.17022752]

>>17010968
I don't mind paying a premium for a fine dining experience, but this is ridiculous. Even a 1- or 2-Michilin star restaurant in my city would only cost between $300-$800. Probably double that if you get a bottle of wine.

Imagine paying tens of thousands of dollars for a meme. But on the other hand, this is the age of NFTs and Dogebonk, so I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised.

[Anonymous No.17023450]

This is easily one of the best threads of all time.

[Anonymous No.17023490]

>>17010767
Gimmicky scam artis

[Anonymous No.17023534]

>>17011068
>>17011382
>>17011392
>>17012886
i wonder how much salt this guy has to order weekly
also isnt he sprinkling a lot of salt?

[Anonymous No.17023583]

>>17023534
Eh, that shit ends up everywhere but on the food, just look at the webm with the burger again and its pretty coarse, so what actually hits the food wont stick so easily.
The chance of him oversalting his food like this is pretty low, it's all just for show.

[Anonymous No.17023606]

Funny seeing how much this guy makes anons seethe

[Anonymous No.17023658]

>>17023583
that makes sense, the salt actually looks pretty chunky even from video
its definitely for show, dude probably needs the money for like his 12 kids
im not kidding