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Name a better breakfast than whatever this is.

>> No.17009985
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17009985

>>17009978
This.

>> No.17009987

>>17009978
looks good my man

>> No.17009992

>>17009985
I had a problem a few weeks ago where I literally could not stop feeling like I had to pee, went to the bathroom, peed a bit, then a few minutes later I had to go again. It put me off eating that much sugar ever again.

>> No.17009993

>>17009978
Comfy

>> No.17010009

>>17009992
Stop sticking objects into your butthole to stimulate your prostate and you won't have that problem

>> No.17010031

>>17009978
Full English
simple as

>> No.17010038

>>17010009
You seem quite well informed about having things stuck into your butthole my friend.

>> No.17010048

>>17009978
Uh wow!!

>> No.17010067

YO maMA'S ASS

>> No.17010069

>>17010038
Your dad likes to talk

>> No.17010095

>>17009992
you unironically have diabetes

>> No.17010134

>>17009978
Piss poor choccuchip distribution, -6/10 kys

>> No.17010641

>>17009992
That's called an UTI retard

>> No.17010678

>>17009978
I can't, the sausage seals the deal.

>> No.17011281

>>17009992
alright this is going to sound weird but
next time you pee liek that
smell the bowl
if it smells sweet you probably have diabetes
im not kidding

>> No.17011292

>>17011281
>>17010095
This. Its a bad sign.

>> No.17011293

>>17009978
Dead drunk mother-in-law with her skirts up up over her head, eating her out. Waifu sleeping next to her. (true story)

>> No.17011614

>>17010095
>>17011292
Not him but what if it happens to you only in the morning? I usually have a big morning piss, and then need to piss again 10 minutes later. But the rest of the day my pissing is fine.

>> No.17011860

>>17011281
>>17011292
If it stops happening is there anything to worry about? It spooked me so much that I decided to change my diet.

>> No.17011942
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>>17009978
Ahem
Wala

>> No.17011972
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17011972

Step aside and admire the greatness that is American breakfast

>> No.17011975

>>17009985
That's not breakfast, that shit's dessert

>> No.17012216

>>17009978
is that a pool of syrup in the eggs?
anything would be better than that

>> No.17012310
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>>17011975
Waffles can be breakfast or dinner, retard.

>> No.17012402

>>17009978
Too much carbs

>> No.17012412

>>17011942
No crusty bread to sop up the remnants?

>> No.17012441

>>17011860
the damage is already done. maybe reversible but who knows. next check up with your doctor ask for a glucose tolerance test. with insulin if possible. that will tell you how far along the diabeetus you are

>> No.17012556

>>17012441
Well I don't have health insurance so I haven't been to the doctor in years. I'll just try to be careful from now on.

>> No.17012707

>>17011281
Not that Anon but what does it mean if my pee smells like buttered popcorn?

>> No.17012844

>>17009978
>kielbasa
>over cooked eggs
>pancake with all chips in the center
>cup of warm sugar milk
Try harder op

>> No.17013461

>>17009992
Urinary tract infection. Others have said diabetes which is possible but UTI causes this temporarily, it’s really annoying too

>> No.17013481

>>17009992
This happens when you masturbate and immediately pee afterward after you have eaten spicy food. The hot spicy pee irritates your urinary tract after the low ph cum has softened it up, and results in discomfort and feeling like you need to pee more for temporary relief.

>> No.17014579

>>17011942
sup joe

>> No.17014585

those aren't chocolate chips
they're raisins

>> No.17016130
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Steak, eggs, hash browns, toast

>> No.17016335

>>17011942
From the Rogan cookbook?

>> No.17016338
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>>17016130
I’m with you bud

>> No.17016346

>>17014585
they look like hershey's kisses, not chocolate chips or raisins

>> No.17016399
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Kneel.

>> No.17016476

>>17009978
>Christmas decoration in November

>> No.17017805

>>17016476
Who gives a fuck about Thanksgiving?

>> No.17017812

>>17009978
Man is there anything better than greasy pan-fried sausage? Yours looks so good

>> No.17017818

>>17014579
Who's joe?

>> No.17017820
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>>17009978
Shakshuka

>> No.17017823

>>17017818
Joe Rogan, ex-Fear Factor host and failed stand-up comedian.

>> No.17017836

>>17011942
Just looking at this made me take a very liquidy shit.

>> No.17017844

>>17017836
I seem to take those every day no matter what I eat.

>> No.17017858

>>17009978
Looks like some good ass hangover food

>> No.17017866

>>17017823
Oh yeah, the guy who always posts mangled-looking eggs on his social media

>> No.17017873
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>>17009978

>> No.17017874

>>17017866
Yep, these are indeed the three things he is most famous for.

>> No.17017891

>>17017823
joe mama haha lol

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>>17017820
Ful medames is superior if we're going for that region

although I think(?) it had a wider range, definitely has an Iraqi version, and gets served at breakfast lunch and dinner depending on where you are

>> No.17017975
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17017975

the best breakfasts are made of leftovers, like corned beef hash

>> No.17018077

>>17009978
pussy

best way to start the day

>> No.17018719

>>17018077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNzrkxc03b4

>> No.17019286

The answer is Butterbrot. Although Brötchen are allowed as well on weekends.

>> No.17019353

>>17019286
What do you think of Lebkuchen? I've been wanting to try that for a while.

>> No.17019365

>>17018077
So all of your days alive so far have been miserable huh

>> No.17019408

>>17019353
Zum Frühstück? Bist du dumm?

>> No.17019437

>>17019408
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe?

>> No.17019438

>>17009978

Pussy, raw

>> No.17019440

>>17019438
Imagine the smell

>> No.17019443

>>17017891
based

>> No.17019445

>>17019408
No, not for breakfast. Just in general. I've been curious about it ever since I saw someone with a bag shaped like a Lebkuchen.

>> No.17019448

>>17019437
Ich mach dich ganz locker platt wenn du dich hier weiter so benimmst, du Spast.

>> No.17019450

>>17019440

sniff the back of your Playstation after an hour of playing