/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17008485]

>Oh god...oh no...i-is that? Is that BEANS?!?! NOOOOO GOD WHY!!! WHY GOD! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!! CHILI IS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST MEAT AND SPICY TOMATO SAUCE, NOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, YOU CANT JUST ADD SUBSTANCE AND FLAVOR NOOOOO I'M MELTING, IM MEEEELTIIIING

[Anonymous No.17008501]

making some chili tonight bro, want it over shells or elbow?

[Anonymous No.17008509]

>>17008501
Cold, overcooked spaghetti noodles for me, with a pound of shredded cheddar, thanks.

[Anonymous No.17008511]

>>17008501
Elbow feels comfy. I'll take that please.

[Anonymous No.17008513]

>>17008501
why not on squishy spaghetti and finish with shredded cheese

[Anonymous No.17008516]

>>17008511
Chili Mac night was my favorite dinner night as a kid. Sometimes, ma even made actual chili with mac, instead of warming up a couple of cans.

[Anonymous No.17008537]

>>17008485
YWNBAW and you will NEVER win the chili cook-off.

[Anonymous No.17008545]

>>17008485
I never used to put beans in chili until I figured out it makes people mad on the internet. Now I do it every time and post pics of it everywhere specifically to cause autistic shit slinging

[Anonymous No.17008548]

>>17008485
What a rare meme. I never thought I'd see this reposted, but here we are. It happened.

[Anonymous No.17008553]

>>17008537
My chili's always a hit at my church's potlucks. Born and raised right here in Plano, Texas, God's country.

[Anonymous No.17008560]

>>17008548
I'm the originator, I've only posted this once before, as a response, not a whole thread, strange that you remember it.

[Anonymous No.17008562]

>>17008516
My mom doesn't like chili for some reason so I didn't have it until I made it myself at like 26. I'm sure I had one of those canned chili macs before though.
Fuck, chili is pretty based

[Anonymous No.17008568]

>>17008485
>omg are those beans, like I can't even. Don't you know beans make you gassy and farty? Uggg how gross is that
Beans are for people that appreciate a manly breaking of wind. Plus the fiber is good for digestion.

[Anonymous No.17008575]

>>17008562
It's very versatile. I only make it without beans if I'm having a barbeque, I use it as a condiment for my dogs.

[Anonymous No.17008577]

>>17008560
I am an ancient edifice. You said it in response to someone who said something 'wasn't chili' because it had beans in it.

[Anonymous No.17008582]

>>17008577
You're right, that anon insisted that beans meant it was stew, to which I responded "what about beef stew, it doesn't have beans".

[Anonymous No.17008587]

>>17008582
Yeah fuck that guy. I made some chicken chili earlier and it was great.

[Anonymous No.17008596]

>>17008587
Southwestern chicken chili with lots of green Chile peppers is good shit with tortilla chips. I make it so thick it's more like a dip.

[Anonymous No.17008668]

Who else puts cocoa powder in their chili?

[Anonymous No.17009529]

>>17008509
Based and Cincinnati-pilled

[Anonymous No.17009604]

Beanless chili is based as a topping for hot dogs or whatever else. By itself though I don't see the point, beans make it its own meal.

[Anonymous No.17009608]

>>17009604
>beans make it its own meal
that's what crackers are for

[Anonymous No.17009613]

i don't care what you do, but there's zero doubt you're missing out on a variation of a meal
>whynotboth.jpg
sometimes i add pinto beans, sometimes i don't
not a lot of though goes into it other than
>where do you want to go today?
simple
as

[Anonymous No.17009626]

i like beans for most chilis, no beans for texas red when I’m using chunks of chuck roast