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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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16991835 No.16991835[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Come on in, pull up a chair! Already got the rice cooker goin for ya

>> No.16991840

>>16991835
Do incels really

>> No.16991841

>>16991835
Why are you cooking in a bathroom?

>> No.16991853

HAHAHAHAHA SO RANDOM AND CRAZY! CLASSIC REDDIT OOPS I MEAN 4CHANNEL! THE ONLY PLACE YOU FIND THIS KIND OF INSANITY!

>> No.16991858
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So anyways get it all good and spread out. Turn the fan on- or don't! Sometimes ya like to get a lil greasy, I get it

>> No.16991864

>>16991858
LMAO BRO YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS! WHAT THE FUCK BRO I CAN'T EVEN XD

>> No.16991871

>>16991853
>>16991864
Meds

>> No.16991872

>>16991841
I thought it would be funny :D I'm kind of a crazy guy

>> No.16991875

>>16991872
Double dose

>> No.16991876
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16991876

>>16991858
xD

Is someone

Going
To
Screencrap
This
Madness?1

>> No.16991880

>>16991876
Nurse we got another!

>> No.16991881

>>16991871
You spelled "mods" wrong you absolutely crumby mongoloid pigfucker.

>> No.16991885

>>16991835
Posting in an epic thread

>> No.16991887

>>16991885
stop replying to yourself

>> No.16991888

>>16991881
Why would I call for mods? No one said the n-word

>> No.16991890

>>16991872
It's definitely crazy how much cock you take up your ass on a daily basis.

>> No.16991893

>>16991841
My parents kicked me out and the only place I could find was a friend's bathroom

>> No.16991894

>>16991835
OP post more bathroom sloppa and clean that filthy toilet

>> No.16991895

>>16991835
This is fucking retarded but I kind of want to see the finished product.

>> No.16991896
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>>16991871
>>16991880

Okay, rabbi.

*Takes big dick medicine to reduce the size of penis to logically human proportions to make microdick incel bathroom chefs feel better about xirselves*

>> No.16991900

>>16991835
filthy animal

>> No.16991903

>>16991893
Wait, do you sleep in the tub or something? Idgi, you should crash on the couch and use his cooking facilities m8

>> No.16991909
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16991909

Wowie, this thread sure brought the crazies out.

Anyways.

Once your 93% beef is browned up you're gonna wanna add about 3 grams of delta 8 THC sauce per serving. Be mindful of your terpene profile!

>> No.16991923
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16991923

Once you have that stirred in with the seasonings, its time to add our rice from before as well as the chicken

>> No.16991926

>>16991923
TOASTING IN A EBIN BREAD! INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP! KEEP GOING YOU WHACKY BEAUTIFUL MAN!

>> No.16991933

>>16991909
>Thread brought the crazies out
>Cooking where you shit

Are you okay OP?

>> No.16991940

>>16991933
OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT OKAY HE'S FUCKING INSAAAAAAANE LOOK AT THIS CRAZY SHIT HAHAHAAAA WHAT A MAD LAD!

>> No.16991941

>>16991909
DUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

DDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16991943

there's shit and piss articles all around that room you dirty motherfucker

>> No.16991944

>>16991909
Nigga there's like no fat in chikken. Unless you're going to decarb that with sesame oil not only are you dumb but also an idiot.

>> No.16991953

>>16991940
Maybe if he didn't get high all the time he wouldn't be living and cooking in a bathroom LMFAO

>> No.16991955

>>16991903
Yeah I'm sleeping in the tub. He doesn't feel comfortable having me around his kids so I'm living in the bathroom for now

>> No.16991957

imagine how racist we would be if OP was black????!???!

>> No.16991964

>>16991955
LMAO YOU ARE LEGIT INSANE BRO! I'M FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW! WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON HAHAHAHA

>> No.16991965

>>16991955
That's kind of not a very good friend guy. I have kids and would let you crash the couch or floor as long as you weren't a pedophile. Go sleep under a bridge or in a tent like a man. Save yourself your dignity holy shit. How do you deal with the fumes?

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16991971

You all need to relax. Anyways now that our fried rice is good and mixed lets plate it up for dinner.

>> No.16991972

>>16991965
it's not actually real, retarded incel

>> No.16991974

OP I'm afraid I cannot grill you any longer as this thread is so pathetic it's not good for my mental health to witness the slip n slide known as your life. I hope you'll be okay and sorry for trolling you. Daym.

>> No.16991985
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>>16991944
Distillate is already decarbed plus binds with beef fat

>>16991974
Life is good my friend! Go with God

>> No.16991983

>>16991971
THAT LOOKS ACE BRO! HECKIN WHOLESOME COOKALONG! WOULD SMASH!

>> No.16991988

>>16991972
Sorry ,what bitch? I don't recall addressing you first even if my comment hit close to home. Shut your dog mouth I'm not your boyfriend or your mommy nobody cares for your opinion. I'm here to read OP's trash opinions not yours. Sorry you're so assblasted by someone saying incel once before you had the brilliant idea to throw it around with zero context. Maybe make some life adjustments and get some pussy instead of taking dick all day, yadonkey

>> No.16991989

how do you make good rice in your rice cooker? mine never turns out thaT GREAT

>> No.16991990

>>16991909
THIS POST VIOLATES A US LAW! THIS POST VIOLATES A US LAW!

>> No.16991993

>>16991985
I can see how you're trying to take the high road here to seem intelligent but you sleep in a tub and I have my own place and family. I'm literally above you, like your oppressor. Also beef=\=chicken

>> No.16991998

>>16991971
Eww. Do they really?

>> No.16992001

>>16991983
Would you eat it if the only surface to sit and eat at was the toilette?

>> No.16992005
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>>16991993
I'm not sleeping in the tub ya goober. Also if you re-read the thread, you might notice that our fried rice tonight has both beef AND chicken! Gotta get the gains

>> No.16992006

>>16991971
Looks like decent sloppa, bon appetit my nigga
Hope you don't get poo germs in the air floating on to your food

>> No.16992008

>>16991971
sloppa

>> No.16992012
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16992012

WHOLESOME AF THREAD

>> No.16992021

>>16992005
jesus fucking christ, what are you doing to yourself

>> No.16992028
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16992028

this thread is hella wack

>> No.16992033

lost /qa/fags seething itt

>> No.16992039

>>16992006
not op, you can decrease the amount of fecal matter around your bathroom by lowering the lid before you flush.

>> No.16992041

>>16992028
lmao that's right dude /ck/ is a fucking crazy place!

>> No.16992060

>>16992005
gains are not what you need right now. what you need right now is to cut.

>> No.16992068 [DELETED] 

>>16992060
>>16992021
BATHROOM
U
L
L

>> No.16992071

>>16992068
>>16992060
BATHROOM
U
L
K

>> No.16992075

>>16992068
OH GOD THIS NEEDS TO BE A NEW MEME RIGHT NOW!

>> No.16992076 [DELETED] 

>>16992005
You simultaneously look like both the proteins you are cooking plus a pig. I think you should be losing not gaining, unless trucker who loves off 711 food is the body you're looking to acquire. Jesus >>/fit/

>> No.16992185

Schizo thread on all accounts

>> No.16992387 [DELETED] 

i don't understand what's with all the shitposting. did this thread get raided by /b/ or something?

>> No.16992403
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>>16991853

>> No.16992404

>>16992387
This board always spazzes out when someone actually cooks something instead of just posting about fast food or deenz.

>> No.16992434
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16992434

>>16992005
Thiccc

>> No.16992462

>>16992404
Has nothing to due with OP's disregard for his living circumstance, food safety or his Christmas ham of a body. This comment sounds like it was made by OP's friend's children he regularly has sex with in the shower.

>> No.16992474

OP, you going to do your dishes in the toilet or what?

>> No.16992515

>>16992387
gues thats why they call it randumb xD

>> No.16992526

>>16991990
It doesn't. thc-8 isn't federally prohibited provided its extracted naturally from hemp. 2016 farmers act.

>> No.16992529 [DELETED] 

>>16992462
>>16992515
die kike

>> No.16992542

>>16992529
Thats a racism

>> No.16992543

>>16992526
I heard of that stuff recently, hows it work for stuff like sciatica? And will it show up on a piss test? My company tests semi regularly

>> No.16992555

>>16992543
Its good

>> No.16992558
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16992558

can this one schizo please fuck off

>> No.16992563

>>16992558
Don't interact.

>> No.16992578

>>16992558
Mine says 25.

>> No.16992585

>>16992578
because that post was the first time I posted in this thread

>> No.16992591

>>16992543
Its basically just slow acting weed (dude lmao). I find it doesn't give me any of the anxiety I've gotten from the regular shit and when I googled around I saw similar stories. So if dude lmao helps this probably will too.
No idea how it shows up on drug panels though and it's expensive as shit because of how it has to be produced (like $40 for an oil cart)

>> No.16992604

>>16992543
>>16992591
Also availability is subject to your local state laws. If you can buy it any CBD shop should have it.

>> No.16992622

>>16992578
Yep 25 of 79 posts. It will say 26 after I post. How has this thread triggered the schizo so much.

>> No.16992629

>>16992622
And then anon was the schizo

>> No.16992675

OP you could go to prison for fucking those kids. Shame on you.

>> No.16992684

>>16991853
Thank you

>> No.16992872

>>16991835
>>16991858
>>16991909
>>16991923
>>16991971
>>16991985
>>16992005
unironically repost this entire thread on /fit/ and you will be a legend

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16992893

>>16991835
Not a bad set up but the bathroom is pretty far to go when you're waiting on things to cook.

>> No.16992904

>>16991990
Posts, aka communication, are incapable of violating US law.

>> No.16992936

This is the best thread on /ck/. My pronoun is zer/zim btw.

>> No.16992950

>>16992005
based
keep going king
you'll get that body you've always wanted
remember to stretch.

>> No.16992962

>>16991985
>Soda drinker
>Christ fag
>Vape fag
>Marihuanas smoker
>poor hygiene (cut your fingernails)
Make like a Canadian and leave

>> No.16992968

>>16992893
>monitor 3 inches from the pillow
Jesus man

>> No.16992990

>>16992936
seeth

>> No.16992992

>>16992893
This is pathetic

>> No.16992999

>>16991985
>letter
Is that your job's vax mandater?

>> No.16993001

>>16992990
I want to seeth you.

>> No.16993024

>>16992005
nice left titty

right one could use some work tho

>> No.16993030

>>16992893
kino set up, i envy this person

>> No.16993058

>>16992893
Bottom right better be piss, nigger. Only pussies have apple juice in their anime caves

>> No.16993065

>>16993058
Based. I too, love drinking piss.

>> No.16993072

>>16993065
This guy fucks (and drinks piss).

>> No.16993073

>>16993065
you sound just like your mom

>> No.16993111

>>16991841
You've never stayed in a hotel and wanted to cook your own meals?

Put me in the screencap

>> No.16993192

>>16992005
Post cock

>> No.16993208

This is the worst thread on a blue board afte >>>/qa/ died

>> No.16993264

>>16992005
In absolute awe of this physical unit

>> No.16993276

>>16991909
TRIM YOUR NAILS, FAG

>> No.16993295

>>16992893
you coulda spent 5 minutes with a garbage bag and at least pick up all the piss bottles and empty boxes and shit before taking this picture. Your monitor and light placement looks like there'd be glare problems.

>> No.16993321

>>16992893
I hope you situation improves

>> No.16993363

>like warm condiments
>no minifridge
>no...sunlight?

What kind of NEET monster are you?

>> No.16993368

>>16993321
I hope it worsens to the point of OP dying, for his own mercy and the shame he's brought upon his family. Also wtf no Jamaican noname root beer. Pussy-fruit.

>> No.16993373

>>16991835
(You)

>> No.16993389

I would only eat bathroom cooking from a cute girl. preferably if it was around while she went potty in the toilet.

>> No.16993398

>>16993389
What if she was trans?

>> No.16993434

>>16991909
DUDE FAKE WEED LMAO

>> No.16993439

>>16993398
>What if he was trans
I would lock him in the bathroom and burn the house down

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>>16992005
You will never surpass dinotendies.

>> No.16994177

>>16992005
is this fucking wayne lambright?

>> No.16994184

>>16991943
Damn man what kind of newspaper are you reading

>> No.16994205

if i post in this thread will i automatically lose iq points?

>> No.16994211

>>16994177
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
THE FUTURES BRIGHT LAMBRIGHT 2020

>> No.16994226

>>16992005
I can see that you already lost a bunch of weight. Good for you, dont give up!

>> No.16994345

>>16994205
yes. Can confirm
t. posted in this thread

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>>16991923
Thats chicken??

>> No.16995203

>>16991955
Responsible parenting. Keep a guy locked up in the bathroom.

>> No.16995208

>>16991835
Isn't this how Chris-chan burned his house down?

>> No.16995214

>>16992893
i dont even throw out wrappers in the trash can in my room to keep the bugs away
i cant imagine living like this