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How much food could you handle in one sitting without your body telling you it was a mistake?

Me I could do this no problem. This is child's play.

>> No.16989458

>>16989442
I can do that easily

>> No.16989502

>>16989442
That an appetizer before the real feast

>> No.16989505

>>16989502
That’s a light snack on the way to the location of said appetizer and feast.

>> No.16989512

>>16989505
That's a retarded amount of food

>> No.16989603

>>16989442
A bagel and a half

>> No.16989622

>>16989442
4000 calories. Maybe 5000 if im pushing it

>> No.16989657

>>16989442
Chicken nuggets are easy to gluttonize

>> No.16989679

>>16989505
that's the amount of leftovers in my beard after the light pre-appetizer-and-feast snack

>> No.16989686

>>16989442
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat an octuple helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.16989702

>>16989622
You could eat FIVE THOUSAND nuggets?

>> No.16989704

>>16989702
a captcha was solved for this post

>> No.16989705

>>16989702
>>16989704
5000 calories

>> No.16989714

>>16989512
that’s a small amount of food for an average sized person id say?

>> No.16990606

>>16989442
As I child I could eat much more, but could still down 80 nugs large fry and a mcdouble in 15 minutes

>> No.16990617

>>16989442
Imagine being proud of being a fat fuck.

>> No.16990626

When i was in high school me and 3 other guys had a cheeseburger eating contest. I couldn't even finish 6 and the last one tasted like chalk.
The record was 12. Contest eating is not for me.

>> No.16990817
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>>16989442
when I was 22 myself and two of my friends ordered 100 chicken nuggets, I made it to 32 and on the 33rd I chewed twice before I began to wretch and had to run to the mcdonalds bathroom where I proceeded to repaint one of their stalls. so to answer your question 32 nuggers and a large orange Hi-c with probably a quarter cup of ketchup is my limit.

>> No.16991044

>>16989442
That's nothing. A light snack at most.

>> No.16991117

>>16989442
I could eat an entire little ceaser's hot and ready pepperoni in one sitting, but I think that's my absolute limit. That manny nuggies would kill me

>> No.16991127

>>16990617
It is the nature of man to challenge himself, to achieve greatness. Why does the climber surmount peaks? Because they are there.

>> No.16991128

>>16989442
I could probably do a quarter of that and I'd feel pretty terrible.

>> No.16991148

>>16989442
its more of what type of food youre eating x amount of versus pure quantity. processed chicken nuggs full of sodium would make you feel like dogshit after a certain amount eaten even if you weren't full

>> No.16991152

>>16989442
Yeah I can do this as long as I get an equal amount of a side of fries.
I mean is this even one chickens worth of nuggets?

>> No.16991170

>>16991152
A whole chicken from the store is around 5 pounds (which only has 2 - 2.5 pounds of actual meat). That looks to be around 6 pounds of nuggets.

>> No.16991383

>>16989442
two full plates of pasta and seven large schnitzels

>> No.16991416

>>16991152
"Chickensworth" should be a unit of measurement.

>> No.16991425

>>16989442
Okay but don't forget you have to drink all the sauces too

>> No.16991671

>>16990817
Did your other friends achieve the same amount? If each of you did 32 that's almost the full 100.

>> No.16991690

>>16989442
I'd agree with you especially from mcdonalds. I've routinely had the below order.

>20 mcnuggets buffalo and honey musty sauces
>large big mac meal with diet coke
>mcdouble
>mcchicken
>extra buffalo sauce

I'm not even fat. 185 and 6'2. I'd imagine really big people could put away a ton of food.

>> No.16992127

>>16989442
I THOUGHT I could eat that much chicken in one setting, even after calorie and carb restricting for a week. No siree. I barely ate half.

>> No.16992157

I’d eat the equivalent of this in mash potatoes.

>> No.16992223

>>16989442
probably 12-15

>> No.16992473
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>>16989442
1 nuggen

>> No.16992934

>>16991690
>mcchicken
Serious question. Is it actually the best fast food sandwich?

>> No.16992970

>>16989442
As a teen, my record was six hamburgers (from 2lbs of 80/20) and a shitton of mayo slathered on. But my body told me it was a mistake, as I was in physical pain for a few hours afterwards.

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>>16989705
Each nugget is only 1 calorie sir

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>>16992473
holy FUCK

>> No.16993020

>>16993014
You sick fuck, she's only 17.99 after taxes.

>> No.16993023

>>16993020
Yeah and I'll only jerk off to her 17.99 times

>> No.16993031

>>16991148
came to post this, I could eat a shit load of thigh fillets or something and just feel tired but just half as much heavily processed nuggies would make me feel poisoned

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>> No.16993457

This board makes me hate americans

>> No.16993558

>>16993457
They make that easy enough even without the board's help.

>> No.16994352

Oh REALLY?

>> No.16994359

>>16991671
He managed 37.

>> No.16994375

>>16994359
But you said two friends so there had to be one more.

>> No.16994382

>>16994375
The other friend just watched us do 69.

>> No.16994397

>>16994382
Oh, that makes sense.

>> No.16994400

>>16994359
in a row?

>> No.16994402

>>16989442
There's a highway McDs in Illinois that still does 50 piece nuggies and I ate that once. Was unpleasant after about 35

>> No.16994406

>>16989442
I mean, anything caked with sugar is going to allow you to overeat

>> No.16994410

>>16994406
In what universe are chicken nuggets caked with sugar?

>> No.16994884

>>16994410
Think he means the sauce

>> No.16994890

>>16989442
>nuggets
0. I don’t eat trash for autists.

Wings?

Probably 50

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16995050

>>16991690
>Literal mountain of food
>Diet coke

>> No.16995078
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16995078

>>16989442
Largest meals I’ve had
1. 2 chipotle burritos
2. Triple Whooper large combo (probably more if I didn’t have a soda
3. 16 oz ribeye steak, twice baked potato, wedge salad (quarter of a head of lettuce)
4. 20 oz of Wagyu steak and a order of creme brûlée
5. Half a Oreganos deep dish pan pizza

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>>16995078
Fixed :)

>> No.16996603

>>16990817
I don’t understand how you people literally can’t eat that much. Maybe it’s because I’ve been exercising for my whole life but I could probably eat a hundred whole nuggets easily. I’ve eaten 4 pound burgers when I was trying competitive eating.

>> No.16996761

>>16989442
That looks like ~50? Yeah, I can do that.

>> No.16996778

>>16989442
When burger king used to have those double stackers for $1 I would eat 10 at a time. My usual order from BK was 3 triple whoppers. I would grab a handful of salt packets and put salt on each bite. When I first got into "cooking" my usual go to was 2 lbs of ground hamburger made into meatloaf style burger patties. I would make 4 and top them with mayo, thick cut bacon and 3 cheeses.

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>>16995081
Fixed ;)

>> No.16996868

>>16996778
Why do people like to ruin burgers by adding bacon?

>> No.16996876

>>16996868
I don't know desu. I acknowledge that I am a trash tier American. Burgers are a part of my culture and we are taught early on that bacon goes on everything.

>> No.16997040

>>16996603
Literally doesn't matter, it's just a skill you train. Competitive eating champions are almost all small scrawny dudes and girls

>> No.16997060

>>16996778
I'd say kys, but you are obv a fat fuck and will die accordingly

>> No.16997072

>>16997060
I'd say kys, but you are obv a fat fuck and will die accordingly
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you will die too, buddy.

>> No.16997074

>>16995081
A fine addition to my coomer_spinoffs folder

>> No.16997112

>I could do that easy
There are 120 nuggets there, that's 5740 calories not including any of the dips you fat fucks.

>> No.16997129

>>16989442
I could probably handle 15 of those without feeling too stuffed or ill

>> No.16997135

>>16989442
i bet you are a bodybuilder

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>>16997074

>> No.16997155

>>16997141
Lmao, every comic this guy makes is like his eternal asspain given form.

>> No.16997175

>>16997155
>Lmao
Pretty funny how people who are seething always start their post off with this these days.

>> No.16997188

>>16992981
lol based science-truster

>> No.16997198

>>16997188
How's that horse paste working out for you?

>> No.16997386

>>16997198
I don't know, but when the phizer patent goes through you'll be rushing to use their new treatment which is just that but rebranded

>> No.16997427

>>16997386
>phizer
That says all that needs to be said about you.

>> No.16998080

I'd say between 11 and 12 thousand nuggets and maybe 4 gallons of sauce?

Just built different I guess.

>> No.16998194

I can eat 50 eggs.

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>>16998194
Oh yeah?

>> No.16998207

>>16997175
Must be coincidence, I guess. I use it when I find something funny.

>> No.16998430

>>16989442
this thread has no right to be as funny as it is

>> No.16998647

Standard amerfat diet, bad thread

>> No.16998682

>>16998207
Well I hope you're not the other guy who tried to be all cute, "I don't know what you're talking about teehee~, but also in the same sentence here's my dimwitted take on the thing I'm pretending not to know about, gotta be as vague as possible or it'll be too easy to prove I'm a fucking idiot!" What was he thinking, people saw right through that. Like when you play dumb online people don't look at the discussion and think "Damn that guy's a badass, he sure has changed my mind." They think you're an idiot. They notice what you're trying to pull. So frankly take that New York Post article you regurgitated that opinion from and shove it up your ass.

>> No.17000016

>>16998682
Huh?

>> No.17000107

>>16989714
Based BobMob

>> No.17000254

>>16994382
anon you're fucking hilarious

>> No.17000335
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MCNUGS ARE LOADED WITH GRADE F OIL

>> No.17000346

>>16989442
1 and a half of any fast food hamburger

>> No.17000541

>>17000335
ooooh thats some bad oil
jesus

>> No.17000545

>>16989442
It's also child's food.

>> No.17000546

>>16989442
just one entire pizza to myself

>> No.17000647

>>16989442
I can eat unreal amounts of food at my peak, but I’ve been barely eating for like the past 11 days so I could probably only eat a third of that right now

>> No.17002278

>>17000335
The fuck

>> No.17003123

>>17000335
how can you tell the grade of the oil from this image?