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Kino webm /ck/ thread?

>> No.16988341
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>> No.16988345

I came to /ck/ expecting humans discussing quality meals, but instead I get porcine Americans discussing their favourite trough composition.

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sounds like you need a good sloppa to take the edge off

>> No.16988356
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I am the bone of my egg
Shell is my body
And yolk is my blood
I have created over a thousand eggy breads
Unknown to sanitation
Nor known to health inspectors
Have withstood heat to create many omelettes
Yet, those hands shall never leave the fort

Here I come, Surly King of Heroes. Do you have enough eggs in stock?

>> No.16988473

how does he get out?

>> No.16988483

he's not allowed to leave until all the eggs have sold

>> No.16988486
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Why would he want to?

>> No.16988508
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eggs fry when they are cracked

>> No.16988541
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>> No.16988567

why not just snip your scissors a bunch of times through the whole stack of pasta at the start so you don't have to awkwardly hold them for the entire meal? better yet use a knife

>> No.16988637

He's doing it to piss off his wife

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>> No.16989094

Based egglander

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>> No.16989187

Not again.....

>> No.16989188
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>> No.16989258

say what you will but the guy is entertaining, he's like a real life looney tunes character

>> No.16989261

I've done this before. It's not bad, you don't taste too much tea though.

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>> No.16989397
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One thing to look forward to in Korean barbecue. The meat is always guaranteed fresh.

>> No.16989474

>trying REAL HARD to get (yous) by naming all their webms American

>> No.16989516
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>> No.16989521

Never fails to hook them in.

>> No.16989523

now that are what I am call flame grilled

>> No.16989536

The same webms coming in similar orders makes me check the date to confirm its actually a new thread.

>> No.16989608

I got the reference cookbro

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>> No.16989639

It adds almost no tea flavor that way.
When you make the coffee put the teabag on top of the grinds instead.

>> No.16989642

What is that? Eel?

>> No.16989644

do g*rmans really?

>> No.16989645

This guy and his family is gonna get diabetes.

>> No.16989651

>implying it's not just an abomination he made up for views

>> No.16989656

I think I got diabetes just from watching that.

>> No.16989755

It worked then.

>> No.16989761

I love how happy he is. I hope this is for his birthday party!

>> No.16989910
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I haven't laughed this hard in ages, talk about making the best out of a shitty situation

>> No.16989936

Macht die Deutscher wirklich?
Don't know how to really say it, high school German class was ten years ago.
High school was ten years ago...

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>> No.16990460

by using the scissors at random you're not guaranteed to not pick up a long spaghetti. this way he's safe

>> No.16990483

like the town fool

>> No.16990494

adding lots of sweet things together doesn't make you a good cook

>> No.16990502

honestly the person who made this is seething about white people

>> No.16990505
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Mmmmm, posthumanism

>> No.16990552

The pizza looks a little spicy but ok

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>> No.16990653

how the fuck do people like this afford so much food, is food that cheap in germany?

>> No.16990673
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>> No.16990675

It's basically the same as murrica. Cheap ass trash in abundance.

>> No.16990680


>> No.16990713
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>> No.16990745

>Fat - Check
>Ear gauges - Check
>Knuckle tattoos - Check
>Unshaven slovenly appearance - Check
>Wigger Apparel - Check

He is put together as well as one of Jack's recipes.

>> No.16990758

I wanna beat this guy with a bag of oranges till he cries!

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I wonder how many people we have left here who know who that is.

>> No.16990893

made for

>> No.16990941

That makes it harder to pick em up with a fork, then he would have to switch to a spoon.

>> No.16990957

Boxxy isn't particularly obscure.

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Maybe he should just still his face in the plate like the fat pig he clearly is.

>> No.16990959

These look horrible ngl

>> No.16990960
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>> No.16990964

You get to have sex with her and use her as your personal cum dumpster for one night,
BUT you have to eat an entire plate of insects

Do you do it?

>> No.16990976

At this point I think replying like a retard is a meme in and by itself

>> No.16990980

I don't get it

>> No.16990985

Good webm ruined. This is why you read the filename first folks.

>> No.16990986
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I would not go through the trouble of unbuckling my belt for that chick.
Does she really look that good to you?

>> No.16990991

I've always maintained that Jason Derulo is a fucking android. He has absolutely zero SOVL and his facial expressions are uncanny and rehearsed. Fuck Jason Derulo. Fucking soulless tinman.

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>> No.16991006
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just relax and enjoy american cuisine

>> No.16991011
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>> No.16991012
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It works as a webm on /ck/ but I can't imagine sitting through a half hour episode of whatever that shit is.
Who are the people who watch this?

>> No.16991013

a solid 7+
considering the median girl is like a 5 that's pretty good

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>> No.16991083

it really bothers me that they cut all the hot dogs individually instead of lining them up and cutting through all of them

>> No.16991086

>Tfw no dipping nub on my hand to assist me in eating
Life's not fair anons

>> No.16991114

I have never, ever witnessed a webm thread on /ck/ that actually showed recipes or food preparation. Only garbage meme restaurants with gaudy sauces poured on them, or literal retarded people eating and cooking disgusting food. There should be some kind of “serious” recipe video tags, it’s unbearable.

Really there is a great market for these. You could have recipe threads, knife skill threads, cooking threads, the demand is there.

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Here i think this is one from the thumbnail preview OR it might be porn

>> No.16991156

Do Slovaks really eat that??

>> No.16991407

Those do not look like croisants at all, they look like sweet rolls shaped like croisants

>> No.16991468

That's straight cannibalism

>> No.16991567
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>eat sandwich like taco
>eat taco like sandwich

>> No.16991615

60% of the time it works everytime

>> No.16991629

Not my problem

>> No.16991633

Ok, here's the thing. You have to fuck all the women. The closer you get to fucking every single woman the better.

>> No.16991679

That was oc from a /ck/ poster who was brave enough to post herself on the board. You can imagine what happened.

>> No.16991704

why bother taking the time to cut off the corners of the dorito bag... or take them out 1 by 1

>> No.16991733


those are cheerios...

>> No.16991741


>> No.16991745

i got such a caffeine rush off of this that i felt like i'd just done a fat rail. crashed hard though

>> No.16991755

This would be completely fine if the dogs were completely dry and not piping hot when plated. You can have a tomato based sauce on the side to dip them in or something, and you could probably add yogurt to the berries and cereal, but at that point you might as well just cook normal food and not be fucking around i guess

>> No.16991756

>directed by gaspar noe

>> No.16991770

american here. in my hometown, this is a typical light breakfast.

>> No.16991798

idk if ur makin fun of ppl 4 eatin cereal u mite be petty

>> No.16991801

>cooking pasta for 15-20 minutes

>> No.16991845

no preparation what is this fuck talking about

>> No.16991874

it looks like it could be very easily removed. idk why you'd choose to have some shit hanging there that you could basically remove with a razor blade and some gauze.

>> No.16991884

Shawn Wayans fell off hard tho.

>> No.16991898
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>You can imagine what happened.
Nothing very serious, which is why she kept tripfagging and posting OC afterwards, you drama queen.

>> No.16991917
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based and bugmen-hate pilled

>> No.16991919

Dunno, by what little I have seen of him, his once every minute NOW I TALK EXTRA GAY, EXTRA FAST AND BITCH FOR NO REASON REALLY REALLY LOUD shtick gets old fast.

>> No.16991959

If this didn't have nutella it would be actually good.

>> No.16991966

Yeah mates don't worry we already know

>> No.16991967

You dirty birdies uwu

>> No.16992080

Didn't realize drinking water was a white thing

>> No.16992148

>Eating candy

>> No.16992650

Eating some crunchy bugs is one thing but you would need to make an offer that atleast sets me for a year before I'd eat grubs in general, never mind this size and alive.

>> No.16992655

this is awesome

>> No.16992696
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Step aside.

>> No.16992702


>> No.16992750

What a stupid fucking retard

>> No.16992753

I watched this exact video while eating alone at a Korean BBQ months ago, so you cant fool me.

>> No.16992754

Yes. They skin the eel alive, and then delight as it suffers the most hellish existence it can suffer...and then it's dead and they eat it.

>> No.16992774

>a solid 7+
your brain on yellow fever

>> No.16992780

based raw egg drinker, i wish her some gains

>> No.16992783

>stupid fucking retard
Double negative

>> No.16992798

im happy that she's happy

>> No.16992818

Who's that? I need to see the rest.

>> No.16992833

>not immediately turning off the gas

>> No.16992834

how does he get IN?

>> No.16992852

I see he's paired a bold red with that steak. Good taste.

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>> No.16992859

How does he get real?

>> No.16992887

Good zone boys only eat white foods

>> No.16992898

>make it an extremely big deal that she's breaking the noodles

>> No.16992901

Koreans are vile people.

>> No.16992909

do the Chinese really?

>> No.16992996
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>not 56% of the time
missed opportunity anon

>> No.16992998

Is /ck/ a /cm/ or /a/ pro-board?

>> No.16993027


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>> No.16993070

Imagine the smell

>> No.16993077

is this what they mean when they say 'blacks season their food'?

>> No.16993329

What is this from?

>> No.16993387

take ur god damn watch off bro

>> No.16993391

I think it's from season 1 of the Twilight zone. Not sure which episode

>> No.16993443

As a picky eater, your neck has already been sized and an appropriate rope has been assigned to you.

>> No.16993544

>they boil it


>> No.16993554

Egg cat if he real

>> No.16993588


>> No.16993608

this is the most sickening thing i've ever seen on this board

>> No.16993615

I got into /cm/ after a while because I kept doing a typo when trying to come to /ck/

>> No.16993617

Why are webms so shit in safari?

>> No.16993627


>> No.16993638


>> No.16993687

Yo no cap fr i be on that bruh

>> No.16993692

Because it's a toy browser, not an actual one

>> No.16993722

seen it

>> No.16993798
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>From all our cooking the one webm that sticks is production of some libtard shitpaper blogspot which is owned by some german-swiss group of dish that never existed before
>This is after me making more than 50 WebMD

>> No.16993910

Anybody got the webm of a Japanese woman exageratedly enjoying some sashimi and beer? I think it was squid and might have been part of a movie

>> No.16993920

fucking dying

>> No.16994016

I often watch Korean food and they are sickening. Absolutely American tier.

>> No.16994326


So this is how we get that buttery texture.

>> No.16994332

>eating alone at a Korean BBQ
Why don't you have any friends?

>> No.16994341

>tfw I'm the one who started the "how does he get out?" meme

>> No.16994346

>make the surface smooth
>ruin smoothness with more wiping
What exactly is she trying to achieve?

>> No.16994349

O fuck i know that frozen pizza its from trader joes.

Its not bad. But i am not even considered fully white and this is my diet at one point.

>> No.16994351

We all dont have friends cookbro dont bully him and dont lie that you do.

>> No.16994357

Always remember this is what you're afraid to talk to, anon.

>> No.16994358

She's my type

>> No.16994368

Why do you have to notify the entire thread? Why can't you just skip it?

>> No.16994407

>triggered wh*toid

>> No.16994412

Is Zuck just eating plain toast

>> No.16994414
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>> No.16994418

Boy that seems safe

>> No.16994432
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How will you get out of being a faggot?

>> No.16994447
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He is consuming carbohydrates for caloric energy in the normal human fashion, duh

>> No.16994453

How does one even come up with these "recipes"

>> No.16994480
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>people like to eat these things more or less separately, wot if we put them all together?

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>> No.16994492

literal insect niggers

>> No.16994498


>> No.16994508

Anyone else have a boner?

>> No.16994516
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All I see is 2 sigmas enjoying each other's company, not a beta female in sight

>> No.16994528

it has a title and if you search for it leads to a youtube video

>> No.16994558

I used to just be disgusted by him, but I've come to appreciate his commitment to being the biggest retard fatso possible and delivering content like this, godspeed to this faggot

>> No.16994569

I can't listen to his youtuber yelling, but watching him bounce around like a jolly Grecian santa claus is hypnotizing

>> No.16994573

have you come out yet?

>> No.16994629

That would make my mom so happy you have no idea anon. I think she'd be weird about if I was a tranny but she would score so many points with her friends for having a gay son it's a miracle she didn't make me wear dresses growing up

>> No.16994737

yeah that really makes it entertaining, I've never watched a video of him, but somehow when he does this retard emoting shit that is usually just pathetic, it becomes so over the top retarded that it's humorous again. Especially if you know the old pictures of him when he was thin

>> No.16994754
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>> No.16994762

Was on board til the clamato. What the fuck?

>> No.16994767
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you may be a faggot but you will never be as much of a faggot as the guy on the left

>> No.16994775

>til the clamato
hope you don't have a history of heart disease in your family anon

>> No.16994784

staged for butthurt
doesn't mean he's not actually a poof

>> No.16994814

Nope, Chinese. Gum lei mouh a heart disease la

>> No.16994829

That's wicked.

>> No.16994839

The ending of Ice Cold in Alex.

>> No.16994847
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It's not sashimi, but I have this.

>> No.16994862
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>> No.16994868


>> No.16994900

I want to eat her clam

>> No.16994918

Live action Wakakozake.

>> No.16994930

Most of these aren't even american. Rent-free

>> No.16994932

Hey, fuck you man. Don't disrespect Japanese people like that, you stupid faggot.

>> No.16994968

I'm fucking seething right now at this stupid asshole who thinks he can just talk about pure Nihon waifus like that because of his privilege or whatever. Literally kill yourself

>> No.16994997


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>> No.16995025

Stretching it a bit

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>> No.16995116

God turkish coffee is gross. Literal mud.

>> No.16995131
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>> No.16995144

when they serve shredded cabbage like that do they do anything to it or is it just raw?

>> No.16995173

Pandemonium Wong's

>> No.16995186

Could I get more servings of cute Japanese women eating food? Source too?

>> No.16995205

and decent webms only attract meme ironic replies instead of proper discussion

>> No.16995227
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That one's from Hondana Shokudo. I'm afraid that's the only clip I have, you'll have to make do with a severe Japanese man eating food.

>> No.16995267

kino knife skills baby. wish i had muscle memory like that

>> No.16995275

The egg cooks the rice due to a superheating effect caused by putting baking soda in the egg when mixing it.

>> No.16995308

holy shit that's the worst camera work I've ever seen. So infuriating trying to watch something that is happening out of frame

>> No.16995316

Fucking hell they really can't kill their fucking right

>> No.16995392
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more like a Borneor lmao

>> No.16995423
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you dont understand, he's on a mission from god
he should go on joe rogan

>> No.16995453

This movie is the definition of overhyped celebshit.

>> No.16995478

I want to use a nail cutter and snip that bitch so bad

>> No.16995493
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it's headless.
Just like you every night

>> No.16995498

I can't believe this actually works

>> No.16995531
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What's this stuff I've been hearing about Featureman liking them a bit on the young side?
I'm sure we all knew he was gay, but people are talking and saying he's got pics of 18-year-old boys on his Instagram or something.
Not illegal, but not very fitting for his wholesome image either.
It works, but you gotta know what you're doing.
If you get the ratios wrong you might cause a thermobaric explosion with the panko and the fire.

>> No.16995543

>3DPD niggertacos
ayyyy lmao

>> No.16995546

Just raw.

>> No.16995548

Evil. Needless suffering for what? Eating animals is one thing, torture is another. Fuck these wretched people.

>> No.16995560

It's already dead. It's just muscles spazming since it's been killed recently and neurotransmitters are firing, causing muscle contraction due to salt/soy sauce/heat

>> No.16995561
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Which is more incompetent here?
The cook or the cameraman?

>> No.16995567

that's some upscale prisonfood shit
gas all darkies, btw

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>> No.16995586

It doesn't work you fucking retard, they were in that flame for .2 seconds. It's impossible for the shrimp to get cooked that quickly. God i hate this fucking board.

>> No.16995601

This would not have happened with a ManGrate

>> No.16995612

You have literal video proof, dipshit. Is scientific and video proof not good enough for anyone these days? I bet you haven't gotten the vax either LMAO

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>> No.16995681

he was born in the egg fort

molded by it

>> No.16995691
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You obviously have no idea of how hot those Asian gas cookers get. They're practically small jet engines.

>> No.16995697

Literally me in 40 years.

>> No.16995736

>*Powerhouse by Raymond Scott Quintette plays*

>> No.16995739

It's cool and all that but at 10s machines misses the pan with whatever there is chopped in a container and right after that, on the next station you can see same shit drying up near the cooker. No way that's good for your books after a 100th portion, also a potential fire/smoke hazard

>> No.16995740

We already see him what's the fucking difference

>> No.16995765

thx i'm going to send it to my bf :3

>> No.16995818

I kind of want some dorislocos.

>> No.16995863
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>> No.16995965

Removes the calories

>> No.16996011

You mean Nippon

>> No.16996051

That's just a cannibal sandwich without bread.

>> No.16996056

Is this not how they do it in italy?

>> No.16996085

back when he could multitask :( better times, better times.

>> No.16996131
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>phone in the Styrofoam meat tray
every time

>> No.16996201

Nigger tacos
Awww shieeet

>> No.16996249

Its not stupid if it works. Seems like you're the retard here.

>> No.16996261

Actually it isn't. He was just using 2 adjectives. Stupid and retarded.
It would only be a double negative if he said something like "can't shouldn't" in the same sentence. That being said, he's still a retard because obviously the sketti scissors work.

>> No.16996263

Just another fake mukbang whore. Stop being a fag ass simp.

>> No.16996272

I mean, I eat plain toast sometimes. Nothing inherently wrong with it.

>> No.16996279

No. Its just some asian bitch drinking egg. But you're too deep in the cumbrain mode that you cant crawl out of your festering jizz hole.

>> No.16996286
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I'll never forget the day I learned fried bologna makes little sombreros.

>> No.16996354

It's one of those creatures that is just too stupid to know that it is dead. There is no head, so all you are seeing is post-mortem muscular contractions.

>> No.16996401

A cake that is perfectly acceptable for a 2 year old.

>> No.16996452

Never gets old

>> No.16996458

I know this gets tossed around here a lot, but trust me that I sincerely want you to take your own life. I'm imagining you hanging your retarded coomer self from a rope, and it makes me happy. Kill yourself you useless fucking simp.

>> No.16996503

Name had me expect a french school...

>> No.16996521

I do that unironically if the pizza is too greasy

>> No.16996571

It sucks we can't cook for anyone. Feelsbadman

>> No.16996596

racist nigger

>> No.16996601
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Must be this place.

>> No.16996653

It's the little things that wear down my faith in humanity

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wtf is hanging in the background?

>> No.16996695


>> No.16996701

Hang tight, I'm making a meme for you

>> No.16996710

>being that palsied
>placing styrofoam plate right next to a burner

>> No.16996711

Why would you not just tie some floss around that thing and let it drop off?

>> No.16996714


>> No.16996740

The man is nearly 100 cut him.some fucking slack, he makes wholesome videos and is loved by many on here so I suggest you wind your neck in

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Here you go anon >>16996701

>> No.16996753

it's neither the palsy nor the age called into question here; it's the wisdom of placing a foam plate next to a burner when you can barely control your hands as it is.

>> No.16996782

He's fucking mostly senile of course he's gonna do inadvisable things without realising what are you not getting retard

>> No.16996796

he takes the toast ftom the toaster then remembers the toast is hot so he isnt supposed to hold it so he deposits the toast on the plate then picks it up an eats it

>> No.16996912

Don't believe I didn't get anything; see >>16996710

>> No.16997034

mechanical movements

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>> No.16997039

kek based

>> No.16997045

is that a dog in the background?

>> No.16997047

doesn't this vaporize the non-stick coating and create fumes?

>> No.16997063
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>like a jolly Grecian santa claus

>> No.16997091

poor guy needs help with his food

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>> No.16997142

Good boy.

>> No.16997282


>> No.16997317

No that's a pajeet

>> No.16997326

Who's this strange man munching wunching on lomticks of toast?

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>> No.16997369

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU anyone got the webm?

>> No.16997406

>the nonstick coating
that's clearly an iron wok??

>> No.16997421

is it possible he's doing this on purpose? like he's being a freak alien just to get buzz? cause it almost seems movielike, like, he's acting more like startrek data than a true sperg.

>> No.16997438

the only real prep is boiling some egs. the veg cutting takes 5 minutes. so a 20 minute dish, that's faster than french scramble and slower than a quick shitty scramble, i think the comparison is fair

>> No.16997467

this is wrong in all sorts of ways but at the end of the day it's 100% passable comfort food

>> No.16997475

mediocre webm saved

>> No.16997504

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.16997580

Why the fuck would you eat shellfish with chopsticks anyway?

>> No.16997628

>He posted it once again
>third person

>> No.16997752

I think what irks me is his lack of evenly spreading the toppings like beans. Fag is so lazy he usually only throws it on his closest side unless its the sauces.
Idk. May be camera angle.

>> No.16997760

It only looks like that because of the shutter speed on the camera. In real life it probably looks like blurry shit

>> No.16997790

the theory a friend has is that he has a humiliation fetish.

>> No.16997801

how does it work?
>pipes under the sand
fucking retard anon its just the coffee foaming up since its heated sand, you cunts make the same exact joke every thread
>seethe and cope

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>> No.16997836

lmao, blessed anon.

>> No.16997875

Do sweater Americans really?

>> No.16997908

>a humiliation fetish
a what?

>> No.16997910

he gets off on people mocking him, allegedly.

>> No.16997975

that makes some sense in a private setting, but having random people putting you down publicly sounds extremely psychologically corrosive color me skeptical it's intentional in the sense of a fetish

>> No.16998004

Jesus, NO.
Why are people like this free to roam around in public?

>> No.16998612

I demand your death

>> No.16998651

fb literally hired psychologists to help teach zuck to act more like a person
he's not normal

>> No.16998790

old retard cant even cook a proper meal

>> No.16998812

>look up MANGRATE™
jack LOVES gadgets especially shitty ones

>> No.16999010

>they actually believe regular flame completely cooks it in one milisecond
if you put your hand in flame for 1 second you won't feel any burning

>> No.16999027

as an american this makes me pig biting mad

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>> No.16999305

he spat that out, no way it was all eaten

>> No.16999311

>Dumb poo people
>Euro chefs and cooking is the height of food. No not even Japs can get close even though they joined the game late

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>> No.16999412

That's czech and it's a meme cooking show, much like ja/ck/ only actually airing on TV. I remember this cancerous episode, it was supposed to resemble a soccer ball for an euro cup night or some shit.

>> No.16999512

he has a weight gain AND humiliation fetish

>> No.16999723

People who doe this should be castrated without anesthesia

>> No.16999733

What a fucking cuck

>> No.16999789

>he barely touched it
That's going to end up in the trash isn't it

>> No.16999834

>bologna egg and cheese sammich isn't a "proper meal"
nigga please

>> No.16999844

Wow. I guess men are the disposable gender in every society, huh?

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