/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16987431]

What combination of foods will cause the most toxic and powerful farts?

[Anonymous No.16987437]

bw3 hotwings, whisky, and whitecastle sliders.

[Anonymous No.16987438]

>>16987431
Brussels sprouts and most legumes.

[Anonymous No.16987439]

All cheese.

[Anonymous No.16987448]

>>16987431
Fresh garlic and beans.

[Anonymous No.16987450]

Just chili

[Anonymous No.16987457]

>>16987439
>All cheese.
A lactose tolerant person wouldn't say that.
Cheese does nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.16987485]

>>16987431
large bowl of homemade chili and cabbage

[Anonymous No.16987494]

>>16987431

Few things can match Subway's mayonnaise for me.

[Anonymous No.16987503]

2 multivitamins, and 36 hardboiled egg whites

[Anonymous No.16987525]

>>16987450
Chili is a good one
>plenty of beans
>meat
>hot peppers
>cumin
>sour cream
all of these contribute

[Anonymous No.16987527]

>>16987431

one tablespoon each of granulated garlic and dried onion flakes in anything with make you wish you never farted again (and everyone around you which is who im assuming youre trying to annoy)

[Anonymous No.16987640]

>>16987431
Look up weightloss cabbage stew, but add chicken + stock, garlic, ginger, fish sauce, anything fermented. Eggs, coffee, etc. for breakfast, you'll also want some fiber to push digestion and gas. Then eat specifically and entire bag of sugar free gummy bears. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.16987664]

>>16987431
Vegan diet, hands down.

[Anonymous No.16987745]

>>16987431
Something involving these fuckers right here

[Anonymous No.16987768]

i had huevos rancheros with black beans for breakfast and drank a lot of beer. egg farts are gross

[Anonymous No.16987823]

>>16987431
you'll just have to trust me on this one.
>tostitos salsa con queso
>michelob light
the next day... there is nothing like it.
it burns your sinuses.

[Anonymous No.16987830]

Once not long ago, all I ate on that fateful day was 1kg steamed and then grilled Brusselsprouts.
I like to think one of the farts I let go that night actually woke up my dorm neighbors.
Pure powerbuild however, they didn't smell to any noteworthy degree.

[Anonymous No.16987840]

>>16987431
Dog treats. Gassed a school bus full of kids like it was auschwitz. Tasted pretty good though and didn’t cause any intestinal distress or illness. Just some god awful farts. I think i maybe had diarrhea i can’t recall honestly.

[Anonymous No.16987904]

>>16987640
I want to holocaust my roommate not shit my pants dude

[Anonymous No.16987910]

>>16987904
Sacrifices must be made for the war effort.

[Anonymous No.16988547]

eggs and protein powder, ask /fit/ about their farts, read the greentexts, pretty good for a laugh.

[Anonymous No.16988552]

>>16987431
Halal in general, but especially falafel. I just end up ripping major ass after it

[Anonymous No.16988645]

>>16987431
Cabbage, beans, and chili peppers

[Anonymous No.16988648]

>>16987431
whole grain rye bread and pea soup with a glass of milk

[Anonymous No.16988654]

>Del Taco burger and fried chicken quesadilla stuffed taco
>Portuguese chorizo

[Anonymous No.16989111]

>>16987664
not really. in the beggining u fart from the beans but after some weeks your body is used to beans. i eat beans almost every day and no fartparty here.

but everything depend on your stomach, my ex could not eat meat so he became vegetarian

[Anonymous No.16989115]

>>16987431
Onions, garlic, beans, lentils, cabbage, leeks,

[Anonymous No.16989166]

>>16987431
dont know about farts but i got a recipe for horrendous burps
costco's ling ling dumplings with tabasco as dipping sauce

[Anonymous No.16989205]

>>16987431
Switch from a meat centric diet consisting mostly of chicken, burgers, and sausages that you've been on as long as you can remember to drinking over a quart of smoothies a day id make in bulk that morning (lots of spinach or kale, a bunch of yogurt, and milk, frozen apples, bananas, grapes and/or mixed berries id pick from for the fruits). I smelled like a dead body just lingering about God forbid you had to endure one of my farts in real time. I farted at burger King and they kicked everyone out and closed for the day so a plumber could come in and find the leak. My room still smells sometimes year after stopping if I flop too hard on the bed.

[Anonymous No.16989285]

>>16987431
A lot of protein. Protein fart and shit stories on /fit/ are a thing for a reason. But this anon >>16987439
is probably right. It's condensed milk so good source for this.

[Anonymous No.16989287]

>>16987437
Based college-age alcoholic