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Reddit-tier wine opener

>> No.16981117

>>16980982
Its just the easiest to use

>> No.16981134

>>16980982
You're a retard. My dad is an actual winemaker and he uses those. Although pic related is my preferred choice.

>> No.16981141

>>16981134

>> No.16981158
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16981158

>>16980982
Fuck those pieces of shit, this style is the best.

>> No.16981160

Only opening bottles with skrews and pliers is 100% trve.

>> No.16981169

>>16980982
How is it even possible to care about something this stupid

>> No.16981173
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16981173

>>16980982
If you don't use a Campagnolo® Super Record® corkscrew you are obviously slow, fat, weak, and poor

>> No.16981174

people who don't live in cities are so stupid

>> No.16981189

>>16981174
Shhhhhhhhhhhh don't wake them up from their 4th alcohol induced nap of the day

>> No.16981193

>>16980982
If you can't open your chateau de enfoncenac 1948 with your bare teeth, you are a rube

>> No.16981196

>>16980982
it's called a fork and a butter knife, pussy.

>> No.16982490

>>16980982
Bent woodscrew back when I used to get wine from a bottle

>> No.16982495
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>>16980982
I have one like this.
You just twist and it starts drilling, a little piece of metal goes up and switches to pulling.

>> No.16982528
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>>16981134
I don't even want to imagine what kind of knuckle-dragging retard your father must be. Using anything besides pic related results in flawed wine.

>> No.16982540
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16982540

>jam hole in middle of cork
>pour it out into cheese cloth to catch cork bits
imagine wanting
women will argue against this

>> No.16982550

>>16981196
>>16982540
For me, it's a pair of scissors.

>> No.16982563

>>16981134
What varietals does he work with? How often do you guys dip into the library?

>> No.16984492

>>16981173
>>16982495
>how to destroy your corks with an overpriced showpiece

>> No.16984530

>>16984492
https://socohomebrew.com/wine-corks-9-x-1-3-4/
a pack of 30 is 5$
corks are just tree bark

>> No.16984709

>>16980982
Hey, I like the robot wine opener

>> No.16984718

>>16981158
Those are good generic bottle openers. I like to drink beer and wine, so that is perfect for me. I still like the robot

>> No.16984786
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16984786

Anyone not using picrel is a fucking plebian

>> No.16984873

>>16981169
4chan.org

>> No.16985439
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16985439

I’ve got your wine opener right here!
>cuts lip on broken glass
>swallows glass shard
>dies

>> No.16985481
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16985481

>he doesnt open bottles with his electric razor

>> No.16985522
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16985522

>higher quality hermetic seal than any cork
>easier to open
>don't require a tool
>less expensive
Take the screw cap pill

>> No.16985533

>>16981173
Imagine thinking Made in Italy equates to quality. Are you an actual boomer?

>> No.16985546

>>16985481
That looks like the massaging stick my mom keeps beside her bed.

>> No.16985547

>>16982528
Looks retarded.

>> No.16985578
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i used a deck screw and pliers last time i opened a bottle of wine and i was ready just to drill a hole in the cork and pour through it because it was a pain in the ass

>> No.16985589
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16985589

I have this. The corkscrew folds into the handle for storage. It was my grandfather's.

>> No.16985676

>>16980982
Wine is for old women and gays

>> No.16985764

>>16980982
The coolest toy in the world when you were 4 years old.

>> No.16985783

>>16981160
Haha. I've lived that life my friend. Sitting on the ground with the bottle between my legs.

>> No.16985794

>>16985522
Doesn't allow for micro oxygenation, so no proper aging.
Oof - yngmi

>> No.16985799
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16985799

nothing personnel

>> No.16985866

>>16985676
You're not on /v/, dumbass.
This board has loads of old women.

>> No.16986049

>>16985866
And gays

>> No.16986060

For me, it's my 30 year old bunny

>> No.16986196

>>16981158
based, ive opened so much wine behind the bar with these, the push two-step lever makes opening bottles easier than cutting butter