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>>16979041it's weird that they take the cotton candy which is supposed to be puffy, and smush it down into a burrito, other than that this is just ice cream with too many toppings.
>>16979041fun fact: cotton candy was originally called fairy floss
>>16979122It is called Candy Floss in the UK.
>>16979122>>16979228Stupid British fags think this is ok. No one cares if the British were first.American English is the only real English
>>16979041Fucking disgustingHow would you even eat this?
>>16979194posting this webm should result in an immediate banI refuse to believe that this is an actual dish
>>16979405Yeah, most of the differences in spelling originate from Noah Webster working to cut out redundant artifacts that Brits continue to cling to. Simplifying is one way to describe it. Streamlining is another.
>>16979421The Mutt FEARS unsimplified words.
>>16979448wtf is he doing
>>16979194"we only have blueberries, some hotdog, spaghetti, and some cereal. how do we make this as repulsive as possible?
>>16979465Some retarded myth if I remember correctly, he thought it was like taking a lick of salt and lemon before a shot of tequila.
>>16979421simplified has less of a negative connotation at this point.
>>16979465He did this to treat his eye infection instead of going to the doctor
>>16979651did it work?
>>16979524>>16979611>all those eggs with no one to guard themdream come true for me, yummy
>>16979787>flaccidThis is very unsettling.
anyone got those crab videos? some japanese guy making all kinds of crab-centric dishes
>>16979651>demonstrating eye infection on your cooking show
>>16979524Why did he place that giant pot covered in eggs on top of the burner at the end?
>>16979657of course not
>>16979787a similar bakery opened in my city last month!! I HAVE to get one of these funny thing for my bf hehehe
>>16979897I've yet to see anyone show why this is a bad idea.
>>16979443>>16979645why does he spin the borgar
>>16979194holy shit, I was always wondering what you were supposed to do first- boil the pasta first or pierce the sausages with itnow I know
>>16979910>boil the pasta firsthow the fuck would that work
>>16979524how are they able to leave those forts?
>>16979904(taking the b8)the grease will fucked up the toaster after 1 toasting and it's certainly a fire hazardand the heat is too strong: it'll burn the outside and the inside won't be properly cookedand it's a fake tiktok meme anyway
>>16979912you're supposed to boil it first and then tread a needle with themyou should preferably use a longer needle as it would make it easier to go through the sausages
>>16979904that's about an entire bottle of steak sauce; that's why
>>16979922> they have to eat all the eggs
>>16979041Do Wom*n really?
>>16979818What kind of chromosomes deficiency are we dealing with here?
>>16979922Why would they ever leave?
>>16979891what a fat fucking ass. lol
>>16980102WHAT A LIFE
>>16979787Someone redpill me on the sissyfication of south koreaIs it the Chinese? The north Koreans? Japanese?
>>16979787>semen resembling dipping sauce
>>16979117agreed, it just looks like a sugary messbut dammit yknow id try it out of curiositythats 100% how these gimmick restaurants get any money- they set up in tourist locations and get people who will try anything once. yknow no one will ever come back. yknow no one will say 'oh man i want some fast food. burger? pizza? no, lets go grab that weird sugary load a trash we had in that overprices new york cafe that paid off buzzfeed employees to go in and take selfies with their weird food.'in a way i have to respect it.
>>16979194yknow shits going down when you see that student kitchen lookin ass backdropalso im pretty sure this is like.... autism food.... looks like something youd make a 6 y/o kids
>>169796425 bucks says this belongs to a chick
>>16979824>food actually looks fucking great thoi can only imagine the amount of hair in it
>>16979906It's his passion and the only thing that brings him joy in life.
>>16980330why are tiktokers such attention whores? some of the stuff they do doesnt even seem impressive or nothing, its just a weird need to be looked at
>>16980349Because that's the entire purpose of the app? Literally what it was designed for.
>>16979824I'm generally indifferent to furries, but the way fursuiters move in irl videos irritates the fuck out of me for some reason. It reminds me of the exaggerated tiktok stuff.
>>16980382When you don't have facial features to express emotions you have to convey more through movements and your body. It's completely understandable.
>>16980382its actually similar to the way mascots are trained to walk, since theyre so big and bulky and lack a lot of fine movements or facial features, they reeeeally have to exxagertaeits understandable, but also fair that itd annoy you
>>16980368chang ate the dog after that right?
>>16980619low effort joke, 2/10
>>16979880It's almost cartoonish.
>>16980102holyshit kids are so dumb FUUUUCK THAT I hate them so much
>>16980204imagine she spits in one, pees in one and farts in mine
>>16980833its so weirddammit im gonna try it
>>16979524how does he get into the fort?
>>16979922they use the eggsit...duh
>>16980102Me at 1am trying to get a refill
>>16979405fake. Anyways, besides some Western European countries, never forget the entire world learns English to do business with Americans consume American media (for better or worse) and browse American websites. British people in Britain would find it hard to notice, but Britain is not a globally relevant country when compared with America. It was not globally relevant since the end of the empire in the 60's, and the end of British industry in the 70's.Cope, Britain. Cope all you want. But this is the cold hard fact. I am filming your pathetic cope with my vehicle so smile for the camera, Bong boy
>>16981273also how do I make the license plate censorship darker? I need help
>>16979524Stop posting this. I heard from somebody that this man finally got out
>>16980391Same reason why movements in theater is very exaggerated and large, because people in the back can't see the facial emotions
>>16981293I was about to make fun of her for treating a pound of steak as if it's OUTLANDISHLY HUGE but... holy shit...
>>16981312In the actual video does it have these edits? Because if it does, she aint eating those Big Macs.
>>16979041i can feel my cavities burning just looking at this shit
>>16980619There used to be three dogs.
>>16981306It's purely for visual effects anon.You look great btw
>>16979443>>16979645G rated and fun to watch.
>>16979891>>16980095i bet you would still suck on those tiddies
>>16981252should have liveleak watermark
>>16979465He's trying to treat pinkeye with cayenne pepper.I wonder who put that idea in his dumb head...
>>16980368I hate cunts like this.Don't just sit their staring at the dog like it's your 20-something year old friend who's just said something kinda inappropriate. Discipline the fucking thing or it will keep stealing food. Yell at it, put it out side, give it a firm but gentle whack on the snout, whatever, but don't just let it get a way with misbehaving.
>>16981273So what you're saying is that English spoken in England is old and a more traditional version of the language, while English spoken in the US is more relevant to international business and media and as such is simplified to allow for better communication?
>>16981911Except American English is closer to the traditional English than what's spoken in most of the UK.
>>16979465Looking at the replies to this post and in utter disbelief at the monumental retardation of this /ck/retin
>>16981969Ja/ck/ is a national treasure.
>>16979446even if it's fake I still believe the majority of those things eat like this
>>16979448would have been more effective to just mace himself
>>16979651God bless the USA
>>16981911>>16981936This is what happens when you break off a language. In the US, they still use the Arabic loanword "candy", which was adopted around the same time sugary sweets were introduced into the UK through France. Meanwhile, in the UK, they've since simplified their language and nowadays use the colloquial term "sweets" to refer to what they used to call candy.Which is why the joke in: >>16979405 kind of falls flat. But hey, it makes for le ebin memes, amirite? Just ignore the fact it's an American company.
>>16980102fucking lost to this one lmaothe kid has a surprisingly mature response to slipping and eating shit after spilling his drinks twice
>>16981332>>16981312Its all fake unless they have the clock counting down
>>16982117The truck vs lorry thing is another example. The original term "truck" goes back to the Latin and Greek words for wheels and wheeled vehicles. Meanwhile "lorry" came about from some 19th century slang about hauling things, lugging and lurrying, etc.
>>16979891MFW I was the one who made this webm. My old HDD died but I'm happy to know my OC lives on.
>>16982213Literally nothing about this is impressive or interesting.
>>16979787>flaccidThose are cocks motherfucker
>>16980177It is because the country is run by a feminist death cult that wants to turn everyone into women. Not even joking.
>>16982151You should be proud.That thicc pastries webm has derailed so many threads on /v/, /tv/, /fit/ and /ck/
>>16982338should have shown how to cut apples and snickers, i cut my fingers
>>16982333Rename your files.
>>16982377Stop replying to him.
>>16982333Why are Americans like this?
>>16982338Friend got upset when I called it dessert. It apparently holds the same weight as a side. The ABSOLUTE STATE of Iowans
>>16979194Do Poles Motherfuckin' Really?
>>16979611EGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EGG HOW DOES THE CAMERAMAN ESCAPE EGG AHHHHH
>>16980102Me slipping on my piss after being too lazy to turn on the bathroom light at 2am
>>16982425white people be like>parmesanXD
>>16979787>they had to show a white girl eating the darkest one
>>16982679she probably chose it
>>16979891is that Alegra Cole?
>>16980256i despise zoomers they must die
>>16980839mmmm yum i'll take the piss one
>>16982710Oh boy, I sure love my burger being completely soggy and inedible
>>16982227wtf why so mad lol. that your daddy or something? lol kek did daddy beat ya or somethin
>>16980102We are no different young man.
>>16982710>>16982780Wet burgers are a cheapo Istanbul street food thing, but the extra sauce on top is just egregious tiktok bullshit.
>>16982130I'm NOT mad at all!
>>16982710>tortas ahogadas american version
>>16982101we hold up our pans with our hands to catch them, we drink them up, eat them up, up, up
>>16982213He would do it faster without the stupid flair.
>>16983074So he brought out 21 quarters = $5.25He then gets a tray of large drink, pie dessert, salad tray, large fries, and a double whopper. Is this realistic? I don't think so. Especially when this is an airport Burger King, so things are more expensive.Yeah fuck this movie.
>>16983116Movie inspiration took place 1988. Wiki claims dude was stuck in French airport from 1988-2006, and movie was released on 2004. It mightbhave been possible.
>>16979041I have never been this angry before in my entire life.
>>16983141oh. fuck this movie
>>16981873The problem with well-behaving dogs is you can't milk 'em for epic social media content.
>>16979824Well. Ive run out of reasons not to kill these freaks. Seeing them cook in their sexsuits was the last straw.
>>16979891>fat>upper 40's>eats like shitEch. Like a disgusting wine aunt, and not the sexy kind.
>>16982327>>16982323This looks like mental illness to me. 90% of fatties are subhuman filth but some are kinda just fucked.
>>16979891Who is this?
>>16983187>sexsuitsYou can't fuck in a traditional fursuit, you have to use something called a "murrsuit" and they don't look even half as nice as that.
>>16981740No. Only you, you granny fucking cuck.
>>16982101>gay anime about glamping.>dumb bitch copying gay anime, probably doesn't actually camp.>anime in general, still exists.God fucking damnnit I hate this planet.
>>16979611There are fields, Neo, endless fields where human beings are no longer born. We are grown..
>>16981273whoever did this picture did a fantastic job censoring the license plate.
>>16982088He believes it's fake
>>16983204I will kill you for this knowledge alone, and instilling that disgusting tripe into my mind.
>>16983204>thinks animal fucker suits look nice.To the Gulag with you, post haste.
>>16983242Together we can bear the burden of knowledge.
who was in the wrong here
>>16982266I've been looking to learn more about this, can you redpill me on this one bro?
>>16979651>>16979657>>16979862>>16979895>>16981802Hahahhahahaha my sidesPlease my sides holy moly I'm gonna die, Fucking jack ahahahahah
>>16982323>American Cooking>Is German
>>16983074>entire movie is a Burger King commercialFuck Burgers
>>16983441>>16983418All fat people are honorific Americans
>>16980102While I absolutely despise parents filming their kids and posting it online, this one made me feel good.I still hate the parent though
>>16980256is this vtm:b?
>>16981273people learn english cause it's the easiest language to learn
>>16980833>not using sky meat
>>16982264how does the cat get out??
>>16983532English isn't easy to learn shut yo stupid dumb dumb head mup da doop po didda git dat tum muhfugen bix nood up before I kill you.
>>16982213The secret ingredient is cocaine
>>16983119it looks like prosthetic
>>16979194WE WERE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU FROM THISalso knedlíky fucking suck
>>16982425What is that last video? He takes somthing round dips it in the soup and hands it to the kid?
>>16981873odds are that dog was trained to act cuteof course some dogs simply cant be trained, not to an extent where they overcome their instincts. but thats not a chihuahua or something, looks like a golden retriever to meso unless this one is a special case- it shouldnt be hard
>>16982151>p-please maam stay away i dont have any money
>>16982227nah man hes just havin a blast look at him go!its never a bad time for a party in your head
>>16979041i have an iphone and i cant watch these wtf
>>16982323real talk isnt this some kinda reality show? one of those 'woah heres how those freaks live!' kinda tv shows? the people who invite these producers to their house are pretty much never innocent animals in the zoo who dont realize theyre being watched. they CALL THEM UP so they can come in and film em being weird- theyre 99% of the time attention whores (unless they really are mentally ill or clueless, in which case its someone in their life whos the attention whore and is pimping out their disabled family member for clout). the show creators will often ask em to do something unusually ridiculous and amp it up for the cameras, and theyll do it.
>>16982213What an annoying ass
>>16982323>>16982327>>16982333>>16982338>>16982340>>16982369>filenamesabsolutely fucking rent free innitim pretty sure the first three arent even american
>>16983097that made me think, why are like, 90% of tf2 cosplayers, fanartists and general content creators women? esp with such a large male playerbase? esp when it feels like most men who play the game dont engage in fandom, and most women who engage in fandom dont play the gamethis has to be one of the biggest disparities between a piece of media's playerbase and its fanbase
>>16981337I'd love to see her belly after that.
>>16980102Cleaning it up each time? Good for him.
>>16980330this woman is pretty cool, she tackles a lot of retarded buzzfeed tier cooking shitshows, 'life hax' and attention whoring tiktokershttps://youtu.be/nwQvMF-Rm4khttps://youtu.be/Hf9lD523C_k
>>16982151>accept, decline, declineFree Monster Energy with a side helping of seethe
>>16982151I'd fuck his ass, but only if he still has his penis. no homo.
>>16983705where the hell are you niggers finding all these colorful monster energy drinks? i live in a middle of nowhere shithole, all we got is standard green, standard blue low carb, boomer white and mango loco
>>16980833Kind of like armadillo eggs.
>>16980059Looks like he a brazillian extra ones.
>>16981244>mfw a chink eats a bat and shuts down travel so I haven't been able to go to Japan, get drunk, and leer at teenagers in McDonalds.
>>16983731>he fell for the 'chink ate a bat, now were all fucked' memeyesh shtoopid american, brame da cihitizen!
>>16983659actually this is entirely scripted, the women is an actress hired to play this role and there's some sort of script in place. Further, this actress has been hired multiple times to play the role of fat disgusting slob women in a variety of these scripted reality TV shows that enjoyed somewhat infamous popularity in Germany. Her name is Dominique Gregori, and playing a retard on TV just seems to be her acting niche.
>>16983743>Implying the same people who can't build a vegan escalator can develop viruses in labs.
>>16979818so someone fucked an ape and this is the result right?
>>16983226It's from the live action adaptation (the not JAV one).
>>16982323>>16982327>>16982333>>16982338>>16982340'America was a mistake'Christopher Columbus
>>16983703i fell in love with her, is this bad?
>>16980368It's a dog eat dog world.
>>16983379Is that a fake fish?
>>16983731now Im glad it happened
>>16983763>implying the average chinese dirt farmer that sends their kids to build your nike shoes is the same person as their elite scientists
>>16983757please tell me this is out of context, and that they didnt ACTUALLY think painting a lady with fireplace soot is gonna make people think shes black or something
>>16983777i like these weird stop motion cooking art pieces
>>16983905i meanshes married with kids so i dont think youre in luck, but hey nothing wrong with that
>>16984126It's about her being addicted to tanning, so they just paint her and have her tan in increasingly ridicules ways the entire time. Of course she's still eating like a slob during the episode, but that's just the subtle B-Plot. Also the actress seems to have lost about 200lbs since filming this
>>16984182yeah thats reality TV for ya, especially 'freak TV'its 100% a meme
>>16980839haha that would be yucky, where would you get that tho haha!
>>16981244the ending where they revert back to being in school going to sports againdamn japan really knows how to make me feeland i didnt even like school
>>16984119Your right. They get dibs on what ever creatures the peasants catch while farming.
>>16982474>It apparently holds the same weight as a sideWhat the fuck.
>>16983626https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PanipuriThey taste pretty great
>>16983683The vast majority of yaoi artists are women. Put two and two together.
>>16982968It's Turkish. Look up islak burgers.
>>16979824What kind of dog has wings?
>>16982130fuck you, fuck you
>>16980102Every day I live without having children, my soul sinks ever-deep into despair.
>>16981273Pic is your average anon's car
>>16979228I've seen some folks call it candy floss here too. Might be a regionalism still here.
>>16983703>making ice in a microwaveAre people seriously this retarded?
>>16982130That first one of cutting the bagel poorly only brought great sympathy and commiseration from my heart. I've been there too, girl.
>>16982010Is he making a saw?
>>16982213does he have a movement disorder
>>16984623Those videos often have hundreds of millions of views. Multiple times, if they're made in several languages.
>>16979194What the fuck did I just watch?
>>16982130chaos is just order supreme.
>>16983763America created it, China leaked it.
>>16984646God damn I hate anime.
>>16984434well yeah no shit, and the vast majority of yuri artists are men. people be straight and like to see people kiss n fuck. but why TF2, is the question? it aint the only game with an all-male or majority-male cast, and there is tons of media thats why more accessible to secondaries than a video game. its not even the only fangirl bait video game.
>>16984623she says exactly what ive been sayin for ages- people dont know how their tech works anymore. the world is both more complex, and simultiounsly way simpler to live in. people think everything is magic, appliances are all voodo, food gets bippidy-boppity-brought into existence right in the stores, and smarter people are there to hold their hand because theyre too stupid to figure anything out themselves.
>>16982101is she having a stoke when breaking the pasta
>>16982323She's breaking through to new vistas, cutting through a thicket, to new and secret gardens of her own design.
>>16983097someone post the Christmas one PLEASE
>>16983532Wrong. the easiest language to learn is Arabic and Chinese (mandarin and Canto)"Bing Chilling"t. John
Post more cute furries
>>16984752blah blah anime website food and cooking board
>>16979443This used to be how we determine the President
>>16982151Sorry, mister. I only drink the sugar free Monsters.
>>16980619Not before brutally torturing it
>>16983712Ultra Sunrise is where it's at
>>16983683because women crave attention, anon. Are you old enough to be on this site?
>>16981293>>16981304>>16981312How the fuck do these mukbang videos even work? I mean, surely jewtube isn't actualy throwing so much money after mukkers that they both break even on the food and can make an actual living from it. R-right?Taking those vides as examples, that amount of macdicks, or 5 1pound steak dinners for that matter, aren't exactly cheap in nip land.
>>16982970Finally, an excuse to post this.
>>16982010ho boy it's about to get litty in here
>>16982010This one always kills me
>>16982010Jack is so retarded lol
>>16983631>but thats not a chihuahua or something, looks like a golden retriever to me>Implying chihuahuas can't be trained
>>16985321Weird seeing him with two working arms
>>16982764>getting angry at young coworkers just doing a little dance to lighten up their mood and boost morale at their workwhy are you like this?
>>16985343Feels like a different lifetime.
>>16985321the fact that he hasn't yet killed himself with food poisoning is crazy
>>16979194laughed out loud,that's really funny
>>16985426Well, he cooks pretty much only for his videos, so that's that.
>>16982227>>16983109he's just goofing around and enjoying making his crepes why u have to be mad
>>16985234How was someone posting an old meme an excuse for you to post the same old meme?You don't have to announce that you "get it" every time you do, man.>>16985321Did he ever manage to sell any of the recipes or patents or whatever we're calling it?
>>16979818Do Brazilians really?
>>16984646this reminds me of my job at mcdonalds, except my senpai was a bald and sweaty ex-stock trader in his 40s who smoked meth in the disabled toilet that was always out of order
>>16985346i wish i could punch his stupid face in
>>16985979I'd like to see you try.
>>16986009lmao look at that withered chicken wing of an arm
>>16986009ja/ck/ is a BEAST, he will beat down anon faster than he beat down his 14 year old son for smoking pot.
>>16986075DOWN TO THE GROUND!
>>16986055i thought you were taking the piss butgoddamn youre right. hes twice my size and his arm is the size of mine
>>16986274are you 10?
>>16986009How does that body shape happen? It's like he's got a beer belly but only around his diaphragm.
>>16986324He's like 5'5
>>16982141Honestly looks good
>>16982224>there must be more to life.png
>>16982224Can you say the same, Imperial?
>>16979194is this suppose to be funny or creative?
>>16983612Say that again motherfucker and I shove a whole loaf of knedliky up your ass
>>16986372where did he hide the bodies?