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16978043 No.16978043 [Reply] [Original]

>REEEEEEE BREAD GIVES YOU DIABEETUS
Shut the fuck up and let me eat my delicious bread in peace

>> No.16978053

Who are you quoting?

>> No.16978062

>>16978053
my diabeetus

>> No.16978087

>>16978053
>nobody

>> No.16978157

But Anon... You'll die of beat us!!!

>> No.16978170

>>16978043
Based af

>> No.16978210

>>16978043
Bread is a boring food for boring people. People genetically pre-conditioned to slavery evolved to love it because it kept their ancestors barely alive. Same as rice.

>> No.16978219
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16978219

>>16978210
coping coeliac

>> No.16978229
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16978229

>>16978210
damn it feels good not to be an IBS pantshitter

>> No.16978252

>>16978229
I presume you're saying you don't have to rely on bland foods like bread.

>> No.16978258

>>16978210
chink detected

>> No.16978261

>>16978252
nope, I can eat a sandwich without a diaper on

>> No.16978270

>>16978210
You've never smelled homemade bread cooking or tasted some if you think that way.

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>>16978261
Fuck him. Enjoy this picture of baguette sandwiches instead.

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>>16978210
yea man I agree, all bread has the same boring taste and doesn't vary in quality at all, fucking idiot

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>>16978043
post your bread pics

>> No.16978476

>>16978043
You can eat whatever you want, just work out lol

>> No.16978500

>>16978282
It's not about variance, it's about the upper bar of interest, which doesn't exceed... well, I can't think of anything boring enough to equate with bread's potential because it's so fucking low. Maybe kale. Maybe.

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>>16978476
>just work out lol
FUCK OFF

>> No.16978533

>>16978307
That looks delicious. Is it from today? Can we have a crumb shot?

>> No.16978765

What do you add to your sourdough bread to complement the bread flour? I usually use rye but I might try bean flour next, given how well that works for pizza dough.

>> No.16978833

>>16978765
I am by far an expert. Only made twice, but I use strong white flour in the dough, but I use wholemeal flour in the starter. Have no idea if that's the "right" way of doing it. I'm just following recipes.

>> No.16979013

>>16978229
>IBS pantshitter
Is this a real thing or a /ck/ meme? I never see it mentioned anywhere outside of this board, and the wiki page makes it look like a 21th century version of the marthambles rather than a real illness.

>> No.16979034

>>16978517
I'm gonna assume you're disabled and not just violently lazy.

>> No.16979046

>>16978043
Nobody has ever said that, read a book, the internet is rotting your brain

>> No.16979061

>>16979034
I'm neither. I just like bread

>> No.16979066

>>16978765
Grano arso
Spelt

>> No.16979120

>>16979061
Then just work out if you're not lazy and you can eat way more bread

>> No.16979196

>>16979120
Or I could just eat bread and not give a shit

>> No.16979212
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>>16978043
I know you're supposed to wait at least 1 hour before you cut into a fresh bread from the oven, but I can't even wait 5 minutes. Nothing beats fresh bread with butter.

>> No.16979327

>>16979212
Why do you need to wait?

>> No.16979385

>>16979327
The interior starch of the bread turns into a gummy, paste-like consistency when it cooks. As the bread cools, this interior returns to a solid-state. If we cut too early then it will be difficult to slice cleanly, the bread will tear and the knife will have gummy residue.

>> No.16979393

>>16979327
You're legally obliged to give hobos a chance to steal it as it cools on the windowsill.

>> No.16979396

>>16979393
That's pie you idiot!

>> No.16979417

>>16979013
Irritable bowel syndrome is basically an intestinal disorder where your intestines are always irritated or inflamed
We dont know why it happens yet, it might be genetic but its pretty much real and its not you get constant diarrhea though that can happen, just when you eat you need to shit immediately

>> No.16979439

>>16978210
rich people ate bread all throughout history too, bootlicker.

>> No.16979445

>>16979396
In my state it's all baked goods.

>> No.16979450

>>16979196
Makes sense, just like not a single person on this planet gives a shit about you either

>> No.16979464

>>16979450
In the end, nobody gives a shit. Even those who think they gave a shit only gave meaningless vapor.

>> No.16979466

>>16979464
Cope

>> No.16979473

I'm going to attempt homemade hoagie rolls for sub sandwiches today

>> No.16979489

>>16979450
>not a single person on this planet gives a shit about you
Does that mean they'll leave me alone to eat my bread in peace then?

>> No.16979513

>>16979013
I have it, it's real

>> No.16979522

>>16978043
bread doesn't give you diabetes, being a fat fuck does

>> No.16979528

>>16978053
Americans

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>>16978043
>bread

That looks more like air trapped in a bit of dough, are you a breatharian?