Foods that are not native to earth.

[Anonymous No.16965549]

[Anonymous No.16965563]

[Anonymous No.16965567]

>>16965549
>>16965563
LITERALLY looks like my penis

[Anonymous No.16965591]

>>16965567
post pics

[Anonymous No.16965615]

I've only ever seen it as a powder
What do they taste like?

[Anonymous No.16965634]

>>16965615
surprisingly mild flavor

[Anonymous No.16965871]

>>16965549

[Anonymous No.16965970]

>>16965615
nearly no taste, very underwhelming. nice for decoration i guess.

[Anonymous No.16965983]

>>16965615
Fresh taste. The flavor isnt overwhelming. Kind of like apples? Its sweet and thats it. Ofc thats when you get them ripe from the desert. Hopefully in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.16966030]

>>16965615
Disappointing, the ones I got came from Vietnam so I don't know how old they were.

[Anonymous No.16966053]

>>16965615
Depends on what variety you get. The one that's white inside is kind of like a soft, mild apple. It's pretty nice in hot weather but not super sweet. The kind that's purple inside is sweeter and more flavorful. It's not as common but you can also find some that are yellow outside and white inside that's supposed to be really sweet.

[Anonymous No.16966081]

>>16966053
only the yellow ones are good tasting

[Anonymous No.16966122]

I've heard lion's mane is good if you fry it up in butter. apparently has a lobstery kinda taste. looks like it would grow on another planet though.

[Anonymous No.16966134]

[Anonymous No.16966141]

[Anonymous No.16967298]

>>16965615
Sort of like watermelon in that it's mostly just sweet and watery. It's a bit denser and softer texture-wise, and with a slightly more citrus note.

[Anonymous No.16968777]

[Anonymous No.16968805]

Alternate Earth Strawberries

[Anonymous No.16969097]

>>16965615
unlike fruit that's cultivated and industrialized by the artifice of man, the dragonfruit is merely "sweet" by mother nature's pathetic standards
like an unripe pear

[Anonymous No.16969241]

>>16968777
Is that...chitin?
Based trips

[Anonymous No.16969258]

>>16968805
do they taste the same?

[Anonymous No.16969305]

>>16966081
The purple ones are good if you let them get really ripe. I think that's good advice in general. Fruit tastes best when technically overripe in my opinion, usually just more flavorful and sweeter.

[Anonymous No.16969339]

Tamarillos taste like tropical tomatoes

[Anonymous No.16969341]

>>16969305
>Fruit tastes best when technically overripe
it also becomes more bioavailable, i grew a purple one it took over my clothe line post and you're right but they need tio be ripened on the plant which just isn't something you're going to get in a grocery store.

[Anonymous No.16969633]

Saw it in the supermarket one time after seeing it in star trek or something. Couldn't believe it was real.

[Anonymous No.16969639]

>>16969258
they're very tasteless.

[Anonymous No.16969642]

can't believe its actually a fruit

[Anonymous No.16969643]

>>16969642
cool tree

[Anonymous No.16969646]

>>16969643

[Anonymous No.16969654]

>>16969643
ngl looks like my penis

[Anonymous No.16969661]

>>16966122
If you can get you're hands on one you should try it. Very tasty

[Anonymous No.16969667]

>>16969642
wow I didn't think the baobab could be any worse than the worst tree in the world, but now I see it grows rock fruit?

[Anonymous No.16969967]

>>16965615
Exactly kiwi + pear

[Anonymous No.16969979]

>>16969642
love me some chalk

[Anonymous No.16970046]

>>16969633
too bad it's glorified cauliflower

[Anonymous No.16970056]

>>16966122
mushrooms do come from outer space tho

[Anonymous No.16970062]

>>16965549
piss in my mouth

[Anonymous No.16970065]

>>16965615
They are mild in flavor, but the purple ones are great for coloring punch.

[Anonymous No.16970073]

>>16970062
damn you sound just like your mom

[Anonymous No.16970112]

>>16970056
Explain.

[Anonymous No.16970130]

>>16970112
no

[Anonymous No.16970138]

>>16970112
aeverything here in me planet came from space! earth life come from? You guess it spacer
so ye know now :)

[Anonymous No.16970219]

>>16969341
>>16969305
>>16965615
this
dragonfruit is only good if you literally grow it yourself, the stuff you get at the store is just decorative salad filler.
it's a meme to say they have no flavor, fresh ones are ridiculously sweet. I don't even mean "I bought this at the farmers market in town" fresh, I mean literally "I live on a tropical island and have a garden" fresh.

[Anonymous No.16970259]

>>16965871
That looks like a packet of synthetic weed

[Anonymous No.16970269]

>>16969633
Fibonacci/10. Tool could write a song to that

[Anonymous No.16970441]

>>16965634
These are great. Taste like lemony cucumber.

[Anonymous No.16970547]

almost every non-european fruit tastes like disappointed

[Anonymous No.16970586]

>>16970547
good ol apple and strawberry.
Wtf european fruits are the mayonaise of the fruit world.

[Anonymous No.16970587]

>>16965549
I like my horseshoe crab with chili sauce

[Anonymous No.16970673]

>>16970586
>apple
not even european

[Anonymous No.16971058]

>>16969258
tastes like the opposite of a strawberry

[Anonymous No.16971210]

>>16970587
blue blood and all

[Anonymous No.16971225]

>>16970547
These are very impressive, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.16971965]

>>16969241
Those are abalone. Eaten very popularly in italy and the Mediterranean

[Anonymous No.16972425]

>>16970547
...but how?

[Anonymous No.16973768]

>>16969258
reportedly, they taste like strawberries.

[Anonymous No.16973780]

>>16965549
What do you mean by "native"?

[Anonymous No.16973900]

>>16970673
Europeans bred apples tasty.

[Anonymous No.16973958]

>>16965549
Human meat

[Anonymous No.16973977]

>>16971210
yeah this is some alien shit

[Anonymous No.16973997]

ackee looks like spider eyes fruit

[Anonymous No.16974002]

>>16965549
these things are like some kind of gourd or something

the shell dries up, little holes open near the top cap and the seeds are spread by the wind

[Anonymous No.16974013]

>>16974002
I find it funny how police tries to destroy flowers and then one or two years later they grow everywhere

[Anonymous No.16974025]

>>16974013

[Anonymous No.16974031]

>>16972425
I guess you just use pic related and then draw, starting with lineart
maybe add some sugar so you get darker browns

[Anonymous No.16974079]

>>16970547
Damn, that's really cool.

[Anonymous No.16974182]

>>16974013
or it might be me with my drone that has a solo cup with a hole poked in the bottom that i fly around raining poppy seeds. Im not technically breaking any laws.

[Anonymous No.16974183]

>>16974025
you even taste one? it's a bitter unlike anything else on this planet

[Anonymous No.16974254]

The cucamelon, a watermelon turned into a grape.

I like these because they make me feel like a giant.

[Anonymous No.16974321]

>>16974254
>a watermelon turned into a grape.
you sure it wasn't the other way around

[Anonymous No.16974335]

>>16965563
Anons, I had this about a week ago for the first time. Actually it was more of a red color inside but it tasted like fuckign nothing. Did I just buy a bad one or does dragonfruit taste like nothign?

[Anonymous No.16974351]

I remember when I had thos for the first time when I move to SEA. I wondered why I never saw the in my homecountry but apparently you can't get them in my home country because of import laws or something like that. Still, they weren't easy to find in SEA. Easily one of the best fruit I've ever had, ranks even higher than honeydew melon. The taste is really hard to describe, obviously reminds you of strawberry but it has such a weird twist to it.

[Anonymous No.16975022]

>>16965549
While not very good, this mushroom is still edible with the proper preparation.

[Anonymous No.16975169]

It's not a popular fruit. You literally have no flavor palette in which to judge it, and are 'taste blind' to Dragon Fruit.

What would an Apple taste like if the flavor of 'Apple' hadn't already been condensed, distilled, and reproduced literally everywhere, including in candy and in juices where it packs more of a PUNCH?

[Anonymous No.16975174]

>>16975022
ohh is this the slimy fucker that smells like literal death?

[Anonymous No.16975183]

>>16969643
>splits apart your tiny planet
heh, nothin personnel, kid

[Anonymous No.16975195]

>>16975183
Our tiny little planet is what keeps you alive you pathetic space alien.

[Anonymous No.16975212]

[Anonymous No.16975222]

>>16975212
That needs bunny slippers.

[Anonymous No.16975321]

>>16971965
Also very popular in Hong Kong! Practically a staple at fancier restaurants, especially on wedding menus.

[Anonymous No.16975375]

>>16974183
True, which is why laudanum (opium alcohol solution) was (and still is) administered via injection or in water. I shudder to think of the innumerable cases of doctors prescribing it for babies undiluted.

[Anonymous No.16975466]

>>16969642
>>16969667
>>16969979
Baobab seeds are a GOAT-tier snack and are a common delicacy in my country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElLmWrL9-8Y

[Anonymous No.16975593]

>>16970547
hayasaka bros...we win again

[Anonymous No.16976288]

>>16969633
What is it? Reverse image search isn't helping. I'd grow the shit out of this in my garden.

[Anonymous No.16976354]

>>16976288
Romanesco cauliflower or Romanesco broccoli or just Romanesco.
Tasty. It's a really heavy feeder that's work to grow.

[Anonymous No.16976510]

>>16965615
A kiwi without the tartness, fresh ones are actually rather sweet but if you don't live in the tropics, you're out of luck.

[Anonymous No.16976525]

>>16969341
how long does it take to grow?

[Anonymous No.16977319]

>>16968805
They're white because they're all sugar

[Anonymous No.16977436]

>>16976525
Not that anon, but it took the ones in my home garden a week to a month from flower bloom to fruiting in the late summer.

[Anonymous No.16978532]

>>16977436
>>16976525
yea about 2 weeks to a mouth for the fruit but the plant/cactus seems like it took mine 2 years to grow to that size but i never really took good care of it, i just stuck it in the ground after it was was big enough (the sprout tiny and stay that way for a while then grow straight up and deadlock out at the top )

[Anonymous No.16978546]

https://youtu.be/D_REgze773M

[Anonymous No.16978551]

>>16969643
Imagine being a beaver and stumbling across this beast

[Anonymous No.16978655]

[Anonymous No.16978727]

apparently a lot of people don't know you can eat these
they are delicious

[Anonymous No.16978736]

Finger limes?

[Anonymous No.16978741]

>>16971058
nice

[Anonymous No.16978832]

>>16965615
White ones can be slightly tangy, but they taste kind of like coconut flesh
Magenta ones remind me of kiwi, but without the sourness or tartness, can be very sweet if you get some good ones.
If you're unlucky, then imagine eating a ripe honeydew melon with no taste to it, that's the type that other anons complain about. It all depends on your luck

[Anonymous No.16978852]

>>16975321
Based Hong Kong :)

[Anonymous No.16978932]

>>16970547
What's an european fruit? Oranges and tomatoes aren't from Europe you know

[Anonymous No.16978945]

>>16965567
gtfo out xenofag

[Anonymous No.16978951]

>>16969097
>A god I am upon this humble earth, for I am Human; the greatest creation given birth by this pathetic universe.

[Anonymous No.16979015]

>>16969667
This is how a little kid would draw a tree. wtf is this shit

[Anonymous No.16979022]

>>16970219
>whitepeople.exe
you know you can live on a tropical island and buy stuff that other people grew and it can still be good, right?

[Anonymous No.16979036]

>>16979015
You're confused, there are several well known works of so-called "children's lit" that feature baobab trees. If you drew those as a kid, you were just imitating something an adult pedophile drew to groom you

[Anonymous No.16979038]

>>16978932
raspberry, blackberry, strawberry, blueberry (bilberry), cherry, crabapples, (European) plums, olives, figs, medlar, pears, rowanberries, buckthorn

I can kinda see what he meant - they are all fairly flavorful, tangy, have slight bitterness, etc.
there's no European fruit that's just slightly sweet with nothing else going on
It's still a dumb generalisation though.

[Anonymous No.16979043]

>>16970112
Not him but mushrooms are weeeird. They are not plants, they are not animals, they do have their own category that plays by their own, weird rules.

Some of them are poisonous, some of them look like penis, some of them are unhealthy mold, some of them form those weird circles, some of them grow and parasite on other things.

[Anonymous No.16979062]

>>16965615
its painfully obvious they were bred for their outlandish looks and not for flavor

[Anonymous No.16979076]

>>16972425
by the power of autism

[Anonymous No.16979088]

These are called percebes and they are FUCKING delicious. Ashamed they are so expensive

[Anonymous No.16979106]

>>16979015
they are some dinosaur-tier tree from africa I bet

lots of older lifeforms that haven't evolved as much yet still live in africa and on islands and stuff

[Anonymous No.16979205]

>>16969633
>>16970269
>Oooh my romanesco concioussness this struggling vampire
>Open your third eye and SHOVE IT UP YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

[Anonymous No.16979337]

>>16975169
Based Gigan poster.

[Anonymous No.16979434]

>>16969643
GIRTH

[Anonymous No.16979474]

>>16979106
Australia

[Anonymous No.16979476]

>>16965634
this fruit always reminded me of the spiky ones you use to hit giant bugs with in the Dr. Brain games

[Anonymous No.16979519]

>>16975466
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.16979551]

>>16978727
>be riding up mountain on bike
>forget water
>assume it’s 1.5 miles
>halfway up it’s already 2 miles in
>mama didn’t raise no bitch
>go all the way up
>4 mile ride
>on the way down contemplating jumping peoples fences to get at their hose
>see one of these
>oh thank fucking god
>peel that nigger with my bare fucking hands
>eat it seeds and all
>one of the best things I’ve ever tasted
I recommend

[Anonymous No.16979775]

>>16969967
>Exactly kiwi + pear
this, with lots of stupid-ass seeds, worse than like kiwis and watermelons

[Anonymous No.16980058]

>>16979519
... But enough about your mum's boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.16980104]

>>16970547
>make a pancake shape
>draw on it
>add some mix on the back
>start recording and flip it over
WOW GUYS

[Anonymous No.16980453]

>>16968777
"I'm ready to settle down now"
and nice trips.

[Anonymous No.16981717]

>>16974031
from watching pancake art the darker parts are just the first things drawn, its done on a very low heat on a pan with even heat distribution or even an electric hotplate so you get even coloring.

[Anonymous No.16982753]

Hasperat

[Anonymous No.16982847]

>>16965634
I love the texture of these, it's like what jelly candy wishes it was.

[Anonymous No.16983057]

>>16965634
how do you eat this?

[ieatinmycar No.16983060]

>>16965549
Pussy.
Because I seem to leave my terrestrial coil whenever I cum.

[Anonymous No.16983500]

>>16978551
>if I take this bitch down I'll be able to retire