Buffet

[Anonymous No.16963744]

>go to chinese establishment
>see this
what do

[Anonymous No.16963754]

>>16963744
See stupid shit like that, always do a 360.
Is that some west coast USA bullshit?

[Anonymous No.16963757]

>>16963744
>load up first plate or two
>take smaller plates with less food after that
should be doing that anyway. it's kind of sad to see a table of 12 get up and they're all leaving behind plates that are almost full.

[Anonymous No.16963769]

>>16963757
Likely nig types that need their dose of crab legs.

[Anonymous No.16963775]

Why even have a buffet at that point? The business model is not working out for you, try something else.

[Anonymous No.16963780]

>>16963744
What do you mean? That's normal. Take less than you can eat, pay an excess fee. It's all you can eat, not all you can plate.

[Anonymous No.16963783]

>>16963744
be civilized and obey the reasonable policy??

[Anonymous No.16963794]

>Buffets force you to eat nasty food

[Anonymous No.16963795]

Chinese buffets suck anyway, either go to a chinese restaurant or go to an actual buffet

[Anonymous No.16963801]

It means the area is filled with spics. Rodrigo is always filling sacks to feed the goblin wife and 7 kids at home while he's out with his girlfriend she doesn't know about

[Anonymous No.16963807]

>>16963744
>Not sneaking food out in your pockets while the staff aren't looking
...amateurs.

[Anonymous No.16963808]

There’s a sushi place here that does all you can eat. They charge like $2 for any wasted food, and it all gets donated to the local food bank.

[Anonymous No.16963841]

>>16963807
This guy gets it
The chinese buffet business owner fears the man with 175 pockets, they can't check all of them.

[Anonymous No.16963851]

>>16963841
That man... He was all pocket

[Anonymous No.16963856]

>>16963754
> you can't put as much food as you want in boxes and take it home because clearly you cheap fuck will send us out of business in a week
Ahhhhh my freedom, this country is ruined aaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.16963867]

>>16963744
This goes against the very essence of American culture

[Anonymous No.16963937]

>>16963744
i guarantee those rules are 100% in place because of West Taiwanese tourists

[Anonymous No.16963942]

i haven't been to a buffet in years.
do people eat at buffets in current year?
why is it always chinese food buffets?

[Anonymous No.16963946]

>>16963841
>>16963851
>>16963807
It doesn't always work, trying to sneak food out. Whenever I sneak out gummy bears or smaller snacks, nobody ever notices. I try and take a slice of prime rib or a few pieces of fried chicken, or a giant wedge of watermelon, and SHIEEEEET. They catch me deadass fr no cap.

[Anonymous No.16963966]

>>16963856
Yes. What of it? This is not soviet Russia. You could limit it to 1 box or what's on your plate when you ask for a box. The way it's worded makes it out to be nothing but a chinese kike maneuver

[Anonymous No.16964000]

>>16963744
They are punishing people who waste good food, I think it's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.16964022]

The extra fee for wasting food doesn't mean that you are forced to eat it, no one will care if you have like quarter of a plate left because you are stuffed. It's meant to punish people who carry their table fucking full of food and eat only a little.
Those rules in the OP picture are perfectly reasonable and if you disagree, the rules are meant to keep your kind out.

[Anonymous No.16964176]

>>16963966
> This is not soviet Russia.
Says the person who demands to take home buffet food at everyone elses expense. I think you'd fit in well there.
It's their business, their fucking rules. Go to another buffet that allows fat slovenly turds fill up plastic bags with food, enjoy that low quality slop and leave the reasonable people to eat good food in peace.

[Anonymous No.16964196]

>>16963744

[Anonymous No.16964204]

Do people rally want to eat that's been out a whole day in peak germ activity tempature?
Not to mention all the >people couching and touching everything with their filthy paws.

[Anonymous No.16964205]

follow all the rurus

[Anonymous No.16964208]

follow every ruru

[Anonymous No.16964214]

>>16963966
>You could limit it to 1 box or what's on your plate when you ask for a box.
Someone will just take a whole plate of food and then say they can't finish it and ask for a box. The sign is just saying don't waste food and don't stuff your pockets. That should be common sense. A lot of buffets will let you do takeout where you can fill a box and they'll charge you per pound and it's usually pretty cheap.

[Anonymous No.16964224]

>>16964176
oh im sorry i thought this was america
i thought being in america meant you were free to take as much as you want from the buffet.
what do you think we are? china? do you think we are speaking chinese right now and have slanty eyes?

[Anonymous No.16964229]

>>16964204
>whole day
One day does fuck all bacteriawise. And it is not peak "germ activity" temperature, it's higher. AND the food doesn't stand whole day there, it gets eaten and then more is made.

lrn2things before spewing stupid shit

[Anonymous No.16964236]

>>16964022
>no one will care if you have like quarter of a plate left because you are stuffed
The sign makes it seem like they will care about that and will charge you for it if they want to.

[Anonymous No.16964302]

>>16964176
I'll just put it my pockets then, commie fag. They can't stop me

[Anonymous No.16964306]

>>16964214
It's going in my pockets then.

[Anonymous No.16964312]

>>16963744
The sign is in English, meanwhile the asiatics are loading up tupperware containers and filling their bags with crab legs.

[Anonymous No.16964338]

The last buffet I went to was a Korean one and they kept it pretty well. I'm not around that anymore but they did keep it up and I did get some looks being the only white guy there and not being a slob.

[Anonymous No.16964381]

>>16964306
A friend of mine, now a PhD government type used to put pizza slices in his jacket pockets, for later use. Maybe that's why he bothered with the PhD?

[Anonymous No.16964414]

>>16963744
That's not just chink places, there's a really good BBQ place in Georgia, USA that has a buffet, the motto there is something like "take all you want, but eat what you take." Only Americans allowed!

[Anonymous No.16964421]

>>16963946
i want to ride you

[Anonymous No.16964444]

>>16964421
Angery goat wants to ride you

[Anonymous No.16964445]

>buffet has a policy they’ll charge me for leftover food
>get way too much of something or something that’s disgusting
>dump it on the floor under the table and stomp it flat, leave the empty plate in the table
>my waiter’s face when he finds my mess after I’ve already left and beaten the system

[Anonymous No.16964451]

>>16964445
Lots of useless green text for not making a point. What's your point except for the stupid picture which is stupid and repetitive? DUH!

[Anonymous No.16964467]

>>16964445
You might want to learn to use English, your "green text" is full of shit as are you.

[Anonymous No.16964587]

>>16963744
White people always waste food. I normally try a little of everything I can to see if it's good the first time so I don't waste anything. Then load up on what I liked after.

[Anonymous No.16964617]

Every smorgasbord should have those rules.

[Anonymous No.16964622]

>>16963775
It's all you can eat, not all you can out on your plate.

[Anonymous No.16964706]

>>16963744
I'll do what I want. Who's going to try and stop me? You charge me for taking too much, i throw a brick through your window.

[Anonymous No.16964725]

>>16963808
Wtf here is some old sushi, eat that homeless people.

[Anonymous No.16964737]

>>16963744
>We will charge extra if food is wasted
Do you seriously believe the employees give enough of a fuck to look at every customers plate and decide if there is enough food left to be charged extra? They put that sign up to scare people into putting reasonable portions on their plate, they will not actually enforce that rule.

[Anonymous No.16964752]

>>16963937
So Americans?

[Anonymous No.16964777]

>>16963744
Just follow the rules. It's not that hard retard.

[Anonymous No.16964804]

>>16964725
Literally gourmet food to them you retard.

[Anonymous No.16964812]

>>16964737
Ah, so it's like hotels and towels.

[Anonymous No.16964834]

I'll load up my plate with as much food as it can take, then eat as much as I want.

When I get full, I'll walk up to the buffet... and return any uneaten food to the warmer trays.

Can't charge me for it if I returned it.

[Anonymous No.16964848]

>>16963744
I'd do a 360.

[Anonymous No.16964858]

>>16964848
Does that include a moonwalk?

[Anonymous No.16964870]

>>16963744
That's a fairly standard move to keep undesirables out.

[Anonymous No.16964874]

>>16964870
The undesirables run the place though

[Anonymous No.16964885]

>>16964874
Different flavor of undesirable.

[Anonymous No.16964961]

What exactly is wrong with this?
I can only imagine the type of disgusting slobs that would go to buffets. Good to keep those sorts out.

[Anonymous No.16965006]

literally whats the problem, its a buffet so you only get what you want, and it tells you not to abuse it to take home free meals.

[Anonymous No.16965016]

>>16964622
All you can eat, not all you do eat. I'm not obligated to finish it just to prove I can.

[Anonymous No.16965024]

>>16965006
>literally

[Anonymous No.16965027]

>>16963744
>chinese buffet
Hard pass. Usually, the food there is shit even by buffet standards.

[Anonymous No.16965046]

>>16963807
While you were filling up your plate, I studied the pocket.

When you were being denied take-home boxes I mastered the cram.

While you wasted your appetite filling up on noodles and potstickers I cultivated hidden storage..

And now that the check has arrived and the hostess is at the register you have the audacity to come to me for help?

[Anonymous No.16965193]

>>16964725
The money, dummy

[Anonymous No.16965201]

>>16963754
So you'd back inside?

[Anonymous No.16965260]

>>16963769
Rent free, don't you have a bbc thread to secretly post in?

[Anonymous No.16965328]

>>16964229
i've eaten at my fair share of buffets where the food is absolutely luke-warm to mildly cool. mostly indian though, and it's when there isn't enough turnover. always gives me the shits, so i just stopped if the buffet isnt poppin

[Anonymous No.16965438]

>>16963744
This is and has always been very reasonable policy. The only buffet it is reasonable to steal food from is a college dining hall

[Anonymous No.16965517]

>>16963744
there is no reason for buffets to exist

[Anonymous No.16965522]

>>16965016
According to their rules you are

[Anonymous No.16965595]

>>16963754
Black or heeb detected

[Anonymous No.16965631]

What's the issue? This is how every buffet has worked since the dawn of time. The rules didn't need to be posted but everybody knows that wasting a ton of food you aren't going to eat is bad and shameful, so you just take a small, realistic amount of food from each dish you want to sample at a buffet. That's normal.

[Anonymous No.16965657]

>>16963946
Well done sir, I lost

[Anonymous No.16965711]

>>16963808
Raw fish buffet. Never ever. That shit's been sitting under amber lamps since 8AM the previous day.

[Anonymous No.16965727]

>>16965711
Not sure what sort of gross sushi buffets you’ve gone to, because you can usually literally watch them making the sushi and placing it on the belt if it’s conveyor sushi, or if the items are by request, they’re made to order.

[Anonymous No.16965738]

>>16963744
chinese buffets are fucking disgusting. I would walk out and not pay their extra bullshit charge because their shit is nasty.

[Anonymous No.16965752]

>>16965260
"rent free" shut up with your stupid meaningless saying you pathetic nigger, do you get those sayings in school or something? Explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.16965758]

>>16965201
Inside what? You mean prison, nope, never been there, never even seen one. I guess you'd know about that.

[Anonymous No.16965770]

>>16965260
Here come the crickets, the pathetic anon can't explain what "rent free" means but uses it on others. To me, that's biden/kamela pathetic speak.

[Anonymous No.16965771]

>>16963942
Buffets are a great solution for people with specific diets/who are in a hurry/poor in metropolitan areas.

Antwerp, Belgium is a big container port, has important diamond trade as well as an international fashion academy and university.

Buffets catering to students (no money), Hindus (no beef), Jews (no pork) and/or Chinese (lactose intolerant) are fantastic: always fresh, 10 Euro all you can eat.

You do have to finish your plate like a grownup. You can't play with food in a restaurant run by someone who lost family to famine.

[Anonymous No.16965783]

>>16965771
It's also good if for fun if one just happens to be in a place with a buffet.
Now you be a grownup and realize reality, nobody gives two shits about your euros and nobody lives for them either.

[Anonymous No.16965797]

>>16965770
>>16965770
He doesn't have to explain. We all know what it means. We don't handfeed the ignorant here.

[Anonymous No.16965799]

>>16965771
How can you be so wrong?
Are you just out of school or just fucking around, because that's just plain stupid.

[Anonymous No.16965813]

>>16965797
I'm not the one making up terms that make no sense. "rent free" if you can't explain and you're the one using the term then your the ignorant one. I don't use nigger terms.

[Anonymous No.16965920]

>>16965771
I do what the fuck I want you cucked eurofag, because I am the customer and its my home country. If the migrant owner doesnt like it, they can suck my nuts and migrate back to famine town.

[Anonymous No.16966049]

There was this really nice buffet in the town where I grew up. Run by two nice Asian ladies. Spotless inside, everything tasted good/fresh and the only thing they got mad over was people sitting in their for hours doing nothing (they would come in for lunch and pay the fee, eat, fuck around until dinner, eat again so they only pay once). It didn’t shut down because of bad business, they just lost their lease because the property owner thought they could put something more profitable in there. Now it’s been sitting there empty for the past 10+ years. I will never forgive that landcuck, no buffet outside of a really fancy hotel can come close to the perfection

[Anonymous No.16966066]

>>16963744
>we will charge extra if you waste food
>360 and walk out the door
If you try to jack up the price just because I have a half-eaten spring roll on my plate, you can go fuck yourself. I'm already paying $16.99 for about $20 of food on a regular chinese food menu. If you're going to fuck me that bad, at least wear a condom.

[Anonymous No.16966068]

I on a date and the policy was order off the menu or pay a fixed price per person and order whatever. The only catch was anything not consumed will be charged at the regular menu price to prevent waste. We work out pretty quick if we get a couple of dishes each and something to split we come out ahead so we go for it. I order a starter, a meat and vegetable dish and a noodle dish. She starts at the top of the menu and just goes ...

I'll have ... wings, ribs, prawn toast, spring rolls, seaweed, crab soup, wontons, half crispy duck ... like she works down the starters ordering almost every other item. She then starts the same shit working through the beef dishes, the chicken dishes etc picking one dish from every category on this menu with like 300+ items.

Long story short the food arrives and she eats about 2 things. I'm like ... yo we are on the hook for what looks like £300 worth of food here. The staff have all gathered at the side of the room to watch us. She is like ... no problem, whatever. I'm like .... yo do you have enough money to pay for this because I don't. She is like ... oh. like I'll go outside to smoke and then bounce, you follow later to 'see where I went'. I'm like this is a terrible idea can you see how hard they are all watching us? She says ok I'll eat it all, just wait.

I sit for two hours, she is crying. She keeps going to the toilet to vomit food up. I stuff myself stupid. We are there so long that I manage a massive shit and some more food. We basically move the shit around on the plates some more so it just looks like scraps of noodles and rice, I'm prepared at this point to just argue with them about it being a few fucking carbs. They never charge us.

As we are leaving I'm like yo what the fuck was that she says she'd have eaten it all easy but she is on her period and feels sick I said oh right great no sex later then basically waste of a date if you are on your period. She is like no we can still do it, just need to put down towels.

[Anonymous No.16966079]

>>16963754
>always do a 360
mutt education. 360 means a full turn meaning you will face the same direction as you started.

t. non-american snowboarder

[Anonymous No.16966091]

>>16966068
This would look pretty good on your blog.

[Anonymous No.16966106]

>>16965201
>>16966079
I like how retards assume you can't continue to turn after doing a 360.

[Anonymous No.16966107]

>>16966079
newfag
>im so cool i snowboard

[Anonymous No.16966111]

>>16966079
RING A DING DING
RETARD ALERT

[Anonymous No.16966124]

>>16965260
I don't watch pornography, why is big black cock (BBC) so popular as a porn genre? I don't understand why many people enjoy watching black men having sex with white women?

[Anonymous No.16966152]

>>16966124
It's from laying in bed as kid listening to their step daddy of the week DeShawn lay pipe into their whore single mother.

[Anonymous No.16966327]

>>16965016
You literally are though...

[Anonymous No.16966335]

>>16963744
360 no scope the sign off the counter.

[Anonymous No.16966343]

>>16966124
>I don't watch pornography, why is big black cock (BBC) so popular as a porn genre?
It's literally not. It's just pushed on people.

[Anonymous No.16966345]

>>16966066
Don't be a retard.

[Anonymous No.16966379]

>>16966106
That's a 540. I'm a pro a tony hawk's pro skater so I know my turns.

[Anonymous No.16966415]

>>16963744
>what do

Acknowledge that this Chinese establishment is a sensible place to patronize with my monies as I partake in the food they offer.

[Anonymous No.16966891]

>>16966068
Fucking gay story bro.
I have to admit though, I haven't laughed as hard at anything in years.

[Anonymous No.16968922]

>>16966068
>She is like no we can still do it, just need to put down towels.

the fabled bongland 10

[Anonymous No.16968936]

>>16964224
>i thought being in america meant you were free to take as much as you want from the buffet.
you can, and youll be charged for stuff you dont eat because youre wasteful, thems the rules. with that in mind take as much food as you like or go somewhere else

[Anonymous No.16968941]

>"ugh, this chicken is disgusting and dry"
>set plate aside

>WHAT, YOU WASTE DERICIOUS FOOD??! YOU PAY ME EXTRA FIVE DORRA

[Anonymous No.16969360]

>>16964451
>>16964467
t.butthurt chinkoids ready to commit suicide by slitting their throats over their hilariously small penis

[Anonymous No.16969364]

>>16963856
my appetite cuts out suddenly and I don't want to get charged extra because of it

[Anonymous No.16969372]

>>16963757
>eat three meals and three more smaller meals for dinner
why? why isnt one plate enough?

[Anonymous No.16969376]

>>16963841
> thought I had locked myself out again but my keys were just in my other other other other other other other other other other other other other pocket.

[Anonymous No.16969584]

>>16966079
he moonwalks away you stupid newfaggot mcfucking murder suicide yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.16969627]

>>16963744
I've never been to a buffet that didn't have something like that in the 3 countries I've lived in. Obviously if something you try isn't good so you don't finish it they don't give a fuck, nobody is charging extra over 1 chicken wing.
Why are Americans so wasteful that this triggers them?

[Anonymous No.16969803]

>>16965328
Best bet is to go right as they open for the day, it guarantees that the food is fresh.

[Anonymous No.16969805]

>>16965738
>their shit is nasty
Then why the fuck would you be there, faggot?

[Anonymous No.16969856]

>>16963744
All of these are perfectly reasonable. What's the problem? I'm surprised they didn't add rules for hygiene considering some of the absolute animal behaviour that happens at buffets sometimes. Wasting food is terrible. Have discipline and only take what you know you can finish. The purpose of buffets isn't even to see just how much food you can eat, it's the same as any other restaurant, but you're customizing your meal.

[Anonymous No.16969873]

>>16963744
That is standard policy in europe as far as I know.
If you could take food home, the buffets would be incredibly expensive cause every migrant family would pack 50 boxes worth of food before they leave.

Now if you have a problem with the "extra charge for wasted food" then you are just a mongoloid that shouldn't be allowed in there anyway.

[Anonymous No.16970053]

>>16964444
Would you let it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dk63hX96eQ

[Anonymous No.16970280]

>>16963754
There is technically nothing stopping some retard to put mountains of food on his multiple plates and then walk out after a single bite. That's a HUGE loss to the establishment, so I'm pretty much on their side.

[Anonymous No.16970290]

>>16963841
That design is actually pretty good, the pockets act as air pocket insulators when empty.

[Anonymous No.16970332]

>>16963744
I'm not paying for "wasted food" if I'm not eating the food cuz it tasted like shit.

[Anonymous No.16970339]

>>16969372
Why go to a buffet then

[Anonymous No.16970345]

>>16965016
How dark is your skin? If white do you own a menorah?

[Anonymous No.16970348]

>>16965920
Uh oh, you've just alerted the police who happen to consist of those same migrants

[Anonymous No.16970366]

>>16963744
Its' understandable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMVjskBB4w0
Look at how wasteful the Chinese are

[Anonymous No.16970416]

>>16963946
I just Googled no cap. It's official, I don't understand the newest slang. Neet feels.

[Anonymous No.16970453]

>>16963744
>go to chinese buffet
>see this
what do?

[Anonymous No.16970473]

>>16966124
It's not

[Anonymous No.16970480]

>>16969372
I was born with a penis

[Anonymous No.16970486]

>>16965260
>Rent free, don't you have a bbc thread to secretly post in?
not everyone is a disgusting hapa freak

[Anonymous No.16970491]

>>16970453
Giggle, take a picture, show it to friends later or forget about it. Maybe post it here. You?

[Anonymous No.16970527]

>>16965813
Pictured: the "master race" fails to comprehend the speech of "untermensch"

[Anonymous No.16970529]

>>16965260
shut up nigger

[Anonymous No.16970719]

>go to a chinese buffet with some buds
>start getting full
>suddenly have to go for a shit that I didn't even know was brewing
>come back and can manage a couple extra plates

If I could have controlled the turd timing, it would have been a great strategy.

[Anonymous No.16970807]

>>16963775
when you don't take amerifats into account the business model is fairly sound: the biggest expenditure in any restaurant is going to be labor and the buffet model allows you to massively reduce labor costs over traditional full service restaurants. Fewer wait staff, no need for short order cooks since everything is cooked up buffet style.

[Anonymous No.16970829]

>>16966124
Poo in loos are the only true shameless race

[Anonymous No.16970855]

>>16968941
Shouldn't have put 20 drumsticks on your plate then idiot

[Anonymous No.16970880]

>>16963744
All good policies.

[Anonymous No.16971111]

>>16963966
What fucking buffet gives you a box, you eat what you can and that’s it. You can’t take anything home. You fat fucks

[Anonymous No.16971119]

>>16969372
I usually don't eat anything after breakfast the day before going to a buffet, or anything the day of. Not to feel like I "won" the buffet but it's just enjoyable to eat so many different foods for a meal.

[Anonymous No.16971133]

>>16963744
food waste is deleterious
Not that a reduction in food waste actually matters
But I see no need to rationally justify myself

[Anonymous No.16971231]

>>16971111
Ok Zhang

[Anonymous No.16971380]

If I were the owner of an All You Can Eat buffet, my rules would be the following:

>eat all you want
>if you don't eat what you've taken, you pay a fine
>if you don't pay the fine, you'll be banned from coming back

[Anonymous No.16971962]

>>16971231
Ok Mordecai

[Anonymous No.16972018]

>>16965046
lmfao

[Anonymous No.16972023]

>>16963744
I would purposly contract COVID-19, walk into the buffet, and start coughing over every food tray. Oh wait it's a Chinese buffet? Nevermind then all the food has COVID and probobaly a bunch of other yet unknown diseases covering it.

[Anonymous No.16972079]

>>16969856
>Wasting food is terrible
Why? nobody ever eats the exact amount of food that they are capable of without having leftovers, nothing wrong with taking food home with you and they don't deserve to be charged for that at a buffet of all things unless they're taking like ten plates of food with them for free.

[Anonymous No.16972098]

>>16965522
>>16966327
can that even be enforced? somewhat doubt it

[Anonymous No.16972101]

I would not be affected by this because I am familiar with buffet etiquette.

[Anonymous No.16972146]

>>16963744
Buffets used to be really good. Like what the fuck happened over the past 5 years?

[Anonymous No.16972229]

>>16963744
>If you do not eat a meal, inform the desk attendant
Am i retarded? What does this mean? Who goes to a buffet and doesn't eat?
????
please help me

[Anonymous No.16972232]

>>16972229
Maybe somebody just came in to socialize with other people at the table and only drinks a pop or something?

[Anonymous No.16972237]

>>16972146
A rampant widespread communicable respiratory disease that killed 5 million

[Anonymous No.16972257]

>>16972237
6 million lost to covid somehow made buffets have dumb rules

[Anonymous No.16972277]

>>16972237
Hahahaha no it fucking didn’t

[Anonymous No.16972280]

>>16972237
exactly. so we need reparations from the chinese in the form of buffet places and spare ribs

[Anonymous No.16972301]

>>16966079
>>16965201
newfag retards