/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16961773]

Are beef testicles worth it as legitimate cuisine?
I feel they're a leftover from old times that isolated people kept up as a novelty.

[Anonymous No.16961824]

>>16961773
Slice, batter in flour and spices, then deep fry. Serve with country gravy.

Calf fries.

[Anonymous No.16961861]

>>16961824
But is it good

[Anonymous No.16961869]

>bite into beef ball
>piss literally squirting out into your eyes
only a third world savage actively seeks out eating throw away foods or looking up "recipes" to eat them
also putting nuts in your mouth makes you a fag

[Anonymous No.16961874]

>>16961869
Pee is stored in the balls

[Anonymous No.16961905]

>>16961773
wtf why are beef sperms so big and dark, you can actually see them in the balls? Or is it just a magnifying lens effect from the curvature?

[Anonymous No.16961910]

They're not particularly good but you can batter and fry them. They're like a weird meatball. No sense in letting good meat go to waste.

[Anonymous No.16961911]

>>16961824
is the semen still inside?
thats kinda nasty

[Anonymous No.16961912]

>>16961773
They make your balls bigger, ir so I heard

[Anonymous No.16961914]

>>16961773
> you WILL eat the bully bollocks

[Anonymous No.16961915]

>>16961869
fpbp

[Anonymous No.16961924]

>>16961911
99.8% of the volume of semen is made in the boypussy

[Anonymous No.16961943]

>>16961912
Why would I want bigger balls? A bigger cock, sure, but balls? What use would I have for my big balls?

[Anonymous No.16961968]

>>16961869
Posting anime does too

[Anonymous No.16961986]

>>16961943
Okay tinynuts

[Anonymous No.16962000]

>>16961874
exactly.

[Anonymous No.16962151]

>>16961905
>wtf why are beef sperms so big and dark, you can actually see them in the balls? Or is it just a magnifying lens effect from the curvature?

ever see a cow? they're huge animals, way bigger than a person. thats why their sperm is bigger than ppl sperm

[Anonymous No.16962157]

>>16961986
nice projection buddy my balls already drag across this bitch of a concrete city
why would I need bigger balls? I don't need to bukkake every bitch

[Anonymous No.16962176]

>>16961905
>>16962151
Seminiferous tubules. not sperm.

[Anonymous No.16962281]

>>16961912
I’ll take your entire stock

[Anonymous No.16962520]

>>16961773
A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

"What's this?" he asks?

"The Matador Special, Senor," the waiter replies.

What meat is it?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "They, are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted; but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious.

In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again.

This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.

"The Matador Special, senor," the waiter replies.

"No, no," the man objects, "I had the Matador Special yesterday and it was much bigger than this."

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not always lose."

[Anonymous No.16962668]

>>16961773
the og deez.

[Anonymous No.16962847]

>>16961869
>animeposter talking about what makes someone a fag
oh the irony

[Anonymous No.16962864]

>>16962520

[Anonymous No.16962876]

>>16961869
yeah

[Anonymous No.16963021]

>>16962176
bulbo

[Anonymous No.16963055]

>>16961773
If you raise cattle you need to castrate almost all the bulls to keep them from rampaging around all the time
Eating the testes is good because you don't waste them
You should always remove them and and cook them right away on a grill right next to the cattle pen so they can see what you are doing
Eat them with relish and make sure to make lots of obvious eye contact with the donor steer
Ultimate power move

[Anonymous No.16963112]

The fact that these are balls creep me out.
If you told me they where i dont know some other part, id be fine but this makes me squeemish

[Anonymous No.16963161]

>>16961773
YOU WILL EAT ZE STIERHODEN!

[Anonymous No.16963805]

A lot of these types of foods just aren’t worth it unless you’re in an actual 3rd world country where it priced accordingly. In America chicken feet on a menu cost the same as steak skewers, hearts are more expensive than steak etc. it’s passable food, but just not worth the money. It really is just a novelty. Why buy chicken feet at the dumpling place when I can get a BBQ pork bun for less?

[Anonymous No.16963948]

Fear factor flashbacks

[Anonymous No.16964031]

>>16962847
is this shopped? or real

[Anonymous No.16964078]

>>16961773
yes, only desperately poor poorfags need to eat testicle and organ meat. there's no point getting used to it if you aren't being forced to eat it

[Anonymous No.16964084]

My late grandmother loved to tell me about a time her son (my father) came home famished from his labouring job, and she served him dinner and watched him wolf it down, encouraging him to finish it all. Then when he was finished she told him "you just ate balls" and he was furious as she laughed her ass off at him.

[Anonymous No.16964087]

>>16964084
LOL i can relate, my wife keeps me in chastity cage and forces me to suck on the balls (and dick lol!) of her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.16964088]

>>16961911
I don't know how bulls work but in human balls there is not much semen. The sperm is created and stored there but the actual semen fluid is created elsewhere. That's why you can still shoot after a vasectomy.

[Anonymous No.16964111]

>>16961773
If you can get it inexpensive, yes, it's good meat. Simmer it for a little while, shock it in ice, then peel off the exterior. Then very thickly slice it. Then grill it or use it in soups or stews or whatever. It will have a very rich, pot-roast flavor.

Watch some videos.

[Anonymous No.16965051]

>>16962520
Seriously, though, bull's balls are a traditional dish in Caucasus countries.
Hell, Azerbayjan people just straight up make shish-kebab out of them.

[Anonymous No.16965066]

>>16962176
I want to eat that bulbo

[Anonymous No.16965092]

>>16961773
>I feel they're a leftover from old times that isolated people kept up as a novelty
And this is based on your having tried them? Or just imagination?

[Anonymous No.16965652]

>>16962520
The oldies are always the goodies

[Anonymous No.16965764]

>>16961824
Why do that over doing the same with any other cut of beef?

[Anonymous No.16965769]

they are actually tasty, i remember when i used to visit my fathers ranch and every so often they rounded up all the male calves and castrated them with a knife no anesthesia applied, they threw all the testicles in a big bucket and we ate testicles for days, my father would make big batches of testicle stew, i loved them until i one day i came back hungry after a long hot day of riding and decided to eat off the stew that had been sitting all day outside the refrigerator, they tasted like fermented organ meat and i never ate testis again

[Anonymous No.16965849]

>>16963055
horribly undervalued post. thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.16965869]

I ate some and the cows at a local farm were checking out my ass. I think one of them even said "he cute for a white boi"

[Anonymous No.16965934]

>>16961861
Yes it is very good. There is a slight organ/kidney flavor, but it melds with the beef and crispy batter very well. Gravy is a must for this dish.

[Anonymous No.16965935]

>>16963805
Once, I was eating dimsum with a bunch of coworkers and I was sitting next to this cute, young, chubby vietnamese chick I know. We all ate the feet and so as we were passing the empty plate to the side, she spills chicken feet juice in my water. Mind you our waiter only showed up once and that was the only water I got (Sunday in a major city at one of the premier dimsums in its Chinatown). Many laughs were had, the feet had too many bones but I liked the flavor if the skin. I would never marry a fat Asian, but I think about it...

[Anonymous No.16966359]

>>16961773
The gayest food possible.

[Anonymous No.16967519]

>>16962176

[Anonymous No.16967815]

>>16961773
Sopa Poderosa >:)

[Anonymous No.16967830]

>>16961824
i feel like i wouldnt know when its cooked

[Anonymous No.16967846]

>>16961869
Is it gay to eat sea urchin?

[Anonymous No.16967942]

>>16965051
in Italy they are called granelli and are considered a delicacy

[Anonymous No.16967953]

>>16967942
forgot pic