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16955825 No.16955825 [Reply] [Original]

Do you always fuck up your first one?

>> No.16955832

>>16955825
i don't eat pancakes.
i don't like them.

>> No.16955838

>>16955825
I fuck up all of them

>> No.16955845

I used to, then my grandmother taught me to wipe out the first batch of oil with a paper towel after it heats up and putting in fresh oil to heat. I don't know why it works. It might just be that it forces you to let the pan heat for longer before you add the batter.

>> No.16955853

>>16955832
Then why did you post in this thread, sillyboi?

>> No.16955857

>>16955853
to let you know that i don't eat pancakes because i don't like them.

>> No.16955891

It's for the dog.

>> No.16956095

>>16955825
i remember having this issue a long time ago. not having it at all currently. Stainless steel properly heated, crepes with smooth batter (better too thin than too thick). Perfect every time.

>> No.16956124

>>16955825
First one always comes out the best

>> No.16956156

>>16955825
No? What are you, retarded?
If anything I "fuck up" my last one by not measuring the amount of dough like an autist, so it's smaller than the rest.

>> No.16956160

the first one is the best one and then I burn the rest

>> No.16956178

>>16955825
Most of the time. I think there was only one time I didn't.

>> No.16956285

>>16956156
Dough?

>> No.16956314

>>16956285
A deer.

>> No.16956355

>>16956285
Yeah? What do you think it is? Are you going to have a melt down because I didn't call it baby batter?

>> No.16956367

>>16956160
>the first one is the best one and then I burn the rest
This

>> No.16956376

>>16956160
Turn down the heat

>> No.16956382

>>16955825
so help me God if you create that mental association between jizz and pancakes for me. i will hunt you down, murder you, and get an internship from the devil himself to torture you for the rest of existence
but yeah i usually mess up the first one

>> No.16956394

>>16955825
It’s a sacrifice to settle the butter distribution so the herd can survive. Just eat it with some dark chocolate pretend it’s a shitty crepe

>> No.16956396

last time i made them they came out a bit dense. i tend to get a better consistency out of my waffle maker than making pancakes. i love me a good pancake though.

>> No.16956449
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16956449

Just the first one, right.
Haha.

>> No.16956482

>>16956382
No one brought this up you degenerate fuck
>>16955825
yeah. Got a recipe? haven't made this stuff in years

>> No.16956514
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16956514

get a load of the illiterate who doesnt know how to make pancakes

>> No.16956571

>>16956482
Read the file name you fucking retard

>> No.16956618

>>16955845
Oil? You pour in the batter, wait like 30 seconds, flip it, wait 30 seconds, pull out. I don’t know how you can fuck up pancakes.

>> No.16956624

>>16956382
Why are you such an asocial freak? Don’t comment ever again you fucking loser.

>> No.16956627

>>16956618
It sounds like your pancakes suck, though.

>> No.16956634

>>16955825
i love dense, slightly uncooked pancakes, i dont care if im at risk of getting salmonella, they are simply just delicious. its like cookie batter with a nice sear on the outside, exquisite cuisine.

>> No.16956639

>>16955825
It's a thing. We were 16. She thought she fucked it up, I thought I was the one who did it. We laughed together and perfected our recipe. That first one fucked up still makes us giggle.

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16956645

>>16955891
>La première crêpe est pour le chien.
Based.

>> No.16957145

>>16956355
Yes

>> No.16957154

>>16956634
absolutely disgusting

>> No.16957161

>>16956618
a pancake without that fried crusty edges is not a good pancake.

>> No.16957168

>>16956634
I tell this to myself when my pancakes don't come out right too.