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*gives you cancer*

>> No.16954648
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*gives you cancer*

>> No.16954655
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*gives you cancer*

>> No.16954656

>>16954645
bruh you are fucking stupid

>> No.16954663
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>>16954645
>bazzle

>> No.16954669

>>16954656
Ok enjoy your carcinogenic food

>> No.16954687

>>16954655
Based

>> No.16954689

Living is not healty, nobody lives forewer.

>> No.16954695

>>16954689
Leben ist Leiden

>> No.16954728

>>16954695
https://youtu.be/0xxxxBXhFoQ

>> No.16954730

how?

>> No.16954779

>>16954669
Are you the one posting this exact line in every thread?

>> No.16954786

>>16954645
Is there fucking anything that doesn’t give us cancer these days? The globohomo elite need to pay.

>> No.16954798

>>16954786
just die early lol

>> No.16954800

Microwaves kill cancer i thought

>> No.16954814

>>16954798
Thank you, Mr Shekelgruber.

>> No.16954837

>>16954648
this, kys op

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*gives you cancer*

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>>16954645
Sugar is worse .

>> No.16956059

>>16954645
Microwaves have less energy than visible light. You are more likely to get cancer from a lightbulb than a microwave.

>> No.16956183

>>16956059
if light is so much stronger then why doesn't it heat my food? idiot

>> No.16956284
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16956284

The radiation used in a Microwave isn't ionizing, it won't fuck with your dna or that of your meal nor will it make anything radioactive.
The sole reason it's dangerous is because it can give you thermal burns, which is kinda expected for something supposed to heat up stuff.
>>16956059
>>16956183
UV light will actually give you cancer, it's ionizing radiation and skin cancer is a result of this. If you don't think visible light can heat stuff, hold your hand in front of a 30 Watt laser in the visible spectrum and report back. Or look into a 1 Watt one, those burns in the retina are permanent.

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>>16956183
>if light is so much stronger then why doesn't it heat my food?
Why are you gay?

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>>16956284
Sure, that's what Big Microwave wants you to believe...

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>>16956284
The irony is that it’s not the cooking method in question that will give you cancer, but the food you’re cooking with it.
>picrel

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>>16956554
>it’s not the cooking method in question that will give you cancer
One could argue it's safer using a microwave to heat or cook stuff than, say, an oven. it's less likely to superficially burn/brown stuff, which in itself seems to come with a high cancer risk. So there's that.
Enjoy your cancer non-microwave fags, I guess.
>>16956441
I need them shekels.

>> No.16956658

>>16954645
I haven't owned one in 10 years since it's only good for making popcorn. Any other food that goes inside those shitboxes comes out tasting like depression itself.

>> No.16956704

>>16956615
>burn/brown stuff, which in itself seems to come with a high cancer risk
Not really. Browned food has acrylamide but not enough to actually give you cancer. Cigarette smokers are exposed to triple the amount of acrylamide, but it mostly seems to be an issue when dealing with pure acrylamide.

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>>16954655

>> No.16957511

>>16956554
that looks like straight dog food but i would eat the shit out of it

>> No.16957518

>>16954645
Microwaves are non-ionizing, all they do is cause water to vibrate and heat up.

>> No.16957525

>>16957486
do i have triple monkey aids now?

>> No.16957622

>>16954656
No cap frfr

>> No.16957628

>>16957511
It looks even worse when you open it. I had one of those once and the texture alone was enough to make me wanna throw it out. But hey, I was hungry.

>> No.16957730

>>16954645
>*gives you cancer*
how? explain in detail. show your work and peer reviewed double blind studied.

>> No.16957751

>>16954645
great bread

>> No.16957756

>>16954645
Calm down, Becky. You'll b'y'aight.

>> No.16958015

It isn’t the cancer that you need to worry about with microwaves. It’s being a fat and/or lazy piece of shit who can’t be assed to do any proper cooking. Your Hungry Man meals and hot pockets and sedentary lifestyle are gonna kill you way before microwave cancer.

>> No.16958028

>>16954786
The number one thing correlated with cancer is aging.

>> No.16958066

>>16958028
Even babies can get cancer.

>> No.16958086

>>16958066
Weak gay babies get cancer. Real ass babies don’t fuck with unrestrained cellular division.

>> No.16958138

>>16958015
>microwave cancer
What the fuck is "microwave cancer" you imbecile? Nothing about cooking food in a microwave makes it more harmful than other methods.

>> No.16958141

>>16954645
So does your cell phone

>> No.16958163

>>16958141
Neither of them do ass clown. Stop getting all your knowledge from facebook clickbait.

>> No.16958173

>>16958066
I really hope more babies get cancer. I'm sick of them.

>> No.16958179

>>16958163
It's scientifically proven that keeping a phone in your pocket reduces your sperm count and the size of your package.

>> No.16958197

>>16958138
I was quoting OP, you maroon. Obviously the danger with microwaves isn’t cancer but being a dumb fat lazy piece of shit.

>> No.16958260

>>16954645
my cousin used to eat a lot of microwaved food

he died of cancer a few years ago

>> No.16959128

>>16958260
You make a convincing argument. I should throw out my microwave

>> No.16959197

>>16954645
I don't own a microwave and haven't for 2 years. It just stopped working one day and I haven't felt a need to replace it.

>> No.16959371

>>16959197
We're all soooooooo impressed. Let me guess, you don't watch tv either? Yawn.

>> No.16959458

>>16959197
Got you beat, homie. I’m in my 30s and have never owned a microwave as an adult and there wasn’t one in my home while growing up.

>> No.16959466

>>16959197
>>16959371
>>16959458
And I don't own either. Had a nukerowave in the mid 2000s and haven't owned a TV in 9 years

I don't haven't anything against either I just don't need them

>> No.16959469

>>16954645
i mean, lol
it's basically radionizing your food to heat it up
therefore you're eating radio waves in your food
it's called radiation for a reason
it's fucking radiating waves into your food and you're eating it lmao

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>>16959469
I agree

>> No.16959506

>>16954656
They were fine until a few years ago ago when they started installing mobile 5g hotspots in them.

>> No.16959767

>>16959506
You don't have to turn the hotspot on.

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>>16956284
Thinking that not knowing the mechanism of action means something is safe is peak midwit. Non-ionizing EMF is dangerous in ways we don't completely understand. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0013935118300355

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*gives you cancer*

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16961111

This thread gave me cancer

>> No.16961148

People who think microwaves are unhealthy are the same types who think you can't leave your fan on at night.

>> No.16961161

>>16961148
>who think you can't leave your fan on at night.
Don't come crying to me when your penis gets chopped off

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>>16958066
everyone gets cancer, most people just get over it without even realizing they ever had it.

the problem is when you go to the "doctors" and they "find" it in a "screening test" and put you on "chemotherapy" with mustard gas chems in your IV and irradiating your body... yeah, that's totally going to help you recover. What a racket, people have beaten cancer with IV vitamin C and others with water fasting, but of course that's not FDA approved because it's not as lucrative as endless medical treatment in hospitals that only ever get bigger. If they were any good at preventing or curing disease, they wouldn't need so many rooms and they wouldn't be making so much money.

>> No.16961188

>>16954786
mrna research is probably gonna cure cancer in our lifetime desu

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blake griffin, pic related, says he doesn't trust microwaves and doesn't have one in his house. so I threw mine out as well

>> No.16961959

>>16961100
kek

>> No.16961965

>>16961178
Dumb piece of shit

>> No.16962013

>>16961222
is that like some sort of mega mutt?
looks like the human equivalent of a pibble

>> No.16962743

>>16960891
>That internet box will fuck with your balls

>> No.16962751

>>16954669
>says the man most likely cooking his food in vegetable oil