brother coming over tonight and wants to order mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.16949999]

how do i break it to him mcdonalds delivery service is retarded and the food will most definitely arrive cold like every other time before?

p.s. not american so not interested in cold food

["blood on the fries" No.16950003]

Take him to an ethical restaurant instead.

[Anonymous No.16950007]

>>16949999
you tell him what you just told me
also checked

[Anonymous No.16950009]

>>16950003
i'll provide more context: his kid is diabetic and he wants to calculate his intake of things easily

there's not alot of options beside cooking them a bland meal

[Anonymous No.16950021]

>>16950009
>i will feed my diabetic kid mcdonald's!

["blood on the fries" No.16950025]

>>16950009
Pizza doesn't use those delivery services right? The kid will know how much a slice is and if he doesn't it's easy enough to look up.

[Anonymous No.16950055]

>>16950025
that's true, but I can't handle that much milk
our genetics are pathetic I know

>>16950021
diabetic doesn't necessarily mean overweight, you can still treat your kid sometimes. Don't want to them to miss out on everything

[Anonymous No.16950062]

>>16950009
>i'll provide more context: his kid is diabetic and he wants to calculate his intake of things easily
Are you sure you're not American?

[Anonymous No.16950063]

>>16950055
>diabetic doesn't necessarily mean overweight, you can still treat your kid sometimes. Don't want to them to miss out on everything
McDonalds is not even good. There are other things that both adults and children enjoy.
For example you could roast a chicken with potatoes and some veggies. Much healthier and everybody enjoy that, including children.

[Anonymous No.16950068]

>>16949999
The only thing that is worse when cold is the fries. Just don’t order fries, fries are gay anyway.

[Anonymous No.16950661]

>>16950068
Do american really...

[Anonymous No.16950793]

>>16950661
no, just the retard ones

[Anonymous No.16952228]

>>16950068
true american
>catered with the most american thing possible

[Anonymous No.16952254]

Can't you go in a car together?

[Anonymous No.16952268]

>Lazily order McDonalds delivery
>The place is literally a 2 minute drive away
>Takes 30 minutes to arrive and is stone cold, delivered by surly Paki/Turk
Well that served me right

[Anonymous No.16952311]

>>16952254
We don't have a vehicle or drivers license. My mom usually drives us around when we need to go to hospital or pick up prescriptions

[Anonymous No.16952318]

>>16950063
>For example you could roast a chicken with potatoes and some veggies. Much healthier and everybody enjoy that,
lol

[Anonymous No.16952322]

The fucking state of you

[Anonymous No.16953257]

>>16950068
I miss you every day, Trump-sama

[Anonymous No.16953265]

>non Americans plan meetups around McDonald's
do they really

[Anonymous No.16953266]

>>16953257
same i just want him back bros it hurts so much

[Anonymous No.16953274]

>>16949999
Uhhh buy it yourself or microwave it (they literally microwave their burgers).

[Anonymous No.16953278]

>>16950063
>diabetic
>eat potatoes
lol

[Anonymous No.16953287]

>>16950068
Unironically the burgers and most else is microwaved, you can re-microwave it. It doesn't work as well for the fries but oh well.

[Anonymous No.16953296]

>>16949999
Disassemble them, reheat the meat, the buns, and the potatoes, reassemble and fucking eat that shit.

[Anonymous No.16954082]

>>16952311
get your fucking license then
its so easy. so easy that most people shouldn't even be allowed to drive lmao

[Anonymous No.16954162]

OP here, didn't think this would still be up.
The food came in still warm so everything turned out OK.

Not the license poster but that was funny.

Thanks for stopping by, hope everyone had a good time

[Anonymous No.16954176]

>>16949999
I get McDonald’s delivered all the time. Heat is fine, worst it’s ever been the fries were luke warm. I guess it depends how far away you live from a McDonald’s though. More than 10 minute drive away I wouldn’t bother.

[Anonymous No.16954781]

Dont get mcdonalds, im boycotting mcdonalds as far as im concered there is “blood on the fries”

[Anonymous No.16954806]

>>16954781
quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.16956012]

>>16954806
“blood on the fries”, period

[Anonymous No.16956018]

Shut the fuck up about Americans you weird smelly foreigners

[Anonymous No.16956025]

>>16949999
Tell him is isn't worth getting McDonalds since they got rid of the old good Vegetable Deluxe.

[Anonymous No.16956033]

Just have dinner ready so he can’t argue lmao

[Anonymous No.16956076]

>>16953278
They just came out with this new miracle drug called insulin.
Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.16956106]

>>16949999
McDonald's has not been good since they gave into liberal pussies and got rid of the McDLT

[Anonymous No.16956127]

>>16956106
>the hot side stays hot
>the cheese side stays unmelted
ishygddt