*snappu"

[Anonymous No.16948108]

Proper pasta technique is to snapp it in half so it fits in the pot

[Anonymous No.16948120]

>>16948108
this kills the italian.

[Anonymous No.16948122]

>>16948108
god I wish those noodles were my dick

[Anonymous No.16948128]

>>16948120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3T1MAcIdc

[Anonymous No.16948134]

snapping pasta in half isn't the worst things nips do to pasta. have you seen their original recipes? vile

[Anonymous No.16948142]

It feels better to eat and somehow seems to taste better at half length. I don't know why they make it so long.

[Anonymous No.16948154]

but does she have spaget scissors?

[Anonymous No.16948552]

>>16948108
why does she have such a hard time breaking the spaghet?

[Anonymous No.16948565]

>>16948122
what

[Anonymous No.16948578]

>>16948108
The Chinese legitimately make a single continuous noodle out of each ball of dough, but it's cut at the end to make it more manageable. Itallians do similar things; thet can leave pasta as long as they want, but it's cut down. If they want to be angry, they should be angry at themselves for cutting the pasta first.

[Anonymous No.16948600]

>>16948552
For some reason Japanese women think its cute if they act like they're retarded and dont know how to do anything
you can see how she purposely makes it harder to break by doing a weird twisting motion at the start before just breaking it normally

[Anonymous No.16948604]

>>16948108
Why does she snap it like that, surerly even a japanese female has the strength to do it in one motion without twisting, I think the twisting might actually make it harder even
maybe she's never done it before this cosplay

[Anonymous No.16948767]

>>16948552
>>16948604
The same reason she pulls that exaggerated facial expression. She has trained acting in kabuki style.

[Anonymous No.16948819]

I hate this fucking anime
>le wholesome haha wooo
>noooo aaaa you can't just lewd the heckin campers
Kys

[Anonymous No.16948864]

>>16948108
asians literally dont know how to act like a human

[Anonymous No.16949105]

>>16948108

[Anonymous No.16949219]

>>16948128
G-d I hate americans so much. They don't give a fuck about other cultures because they don't have one themselves. Even australians have more culture in the way they speak than this dumb bitch making a quirky youtube video.

[Anonymous No.16949236]

>>16948108
Nips have better acting when in 2d.

[Anonymous No.16949237]

>>16948134
post

[Anonymous No.16949303]

>>16948134
>have you seen their original recipes? vile
Such as?

[Anonymous No.16949325]

>>16948108
Why not snap it in quarters so the noodles are kawaii

[Anonymous No.16949332]

>>16948600
>>16948767
Actually Jap women think they are cute when they act childish and she is pretending to have the hand strength of a 6 year old. Its also why they make those squirrel noises in JAV

[Anonymous No.16949340]

>>16949303
Udon is just bloated worthless pasta

[Anonymous No.16949370]

>>16948600
>>16949332
>thinking this is exclusive to japs
Don't forget bimbos and that old meme with the stupid bitch biting a game console controller wire. Yellow bug people might openly fetishize retarded women, but that's really not much different from how being a stupid bitch is considered brave and stunning for Americans.
I'm not defending Japs, I'm telling you this type of thing is everywhere.

[Anonymous No.16949388]

>>16949370
Personally, I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

[Anonymous No.16949407]

>>16948108
Is this some kind of YuruCamp remake?

[Anonymous No.16949423]

>>16949407
It's a live action commercial series for camping goods.

[Anonymous No.16949615]

>>16948108
Snapped pasta is the stupidest thing to get angry about, only 80iq fake italian burgermutts actually care. Pasta already comes in 9001 shapes and sizes, some of them much smaller

[Anonymous No.16949629]

>>16949237
>>16949303
Natto pasta, for starters.

[Anonymous No.16949507]

>>16948120
good, fuck wops

[Anonymous No.16949820]

>>16949629
>secret key to the cream of authentic japanese carbonera is bean snot

[Anonymous No.16949823]

>>16948108
based, fuck italy

[Anonymous No.16949826]

>>16949615
So explain >>16948128

[Anonymous No.16949829]

>>16949370
>openly fetishize retarded women
why would you want a non-retarded woman

[Anonymous No.16949918]

>>16948819
Seems like you just hate the fanbase

[Anonymous No.16949923]

>>16948819
>noooo aaaa you can't just lewd the heckin campers
Doesn't stop anything.

[Anonymous No.16950073]

>>16948134
You don't know shit about fuck. This is a wasabi pasta I had in Saporro, and it was fantastic. Don't go spreading that bullshit when you've seen a few recipes you haven't even tried, and no knowledge of what kind of things people are making.

[Anonymous No.16950638]

>>16948108
>>16948128
I'm italian and my gf is Japanese. Would break up on the spot if she did that.
>>16948134
Also would never let her cook spaghetti at home, she makes JP food and I make Italian.

[Anonymous No.16950744]

>>16949829
Fuck off back to your containment board, frogspammer.

[Anonymous No.16950864]

>>16948134
>>16949237
>>16949303
They tried to replicate spaghetti. The result is “napolitan,” a desperate combination of leftover WW2 rations with ketchup in place of tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.16950900]

>>16950638
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.16950912]

>>16950638
same here pastabro but i have to admit ive had mentaiko spaghetti at a few izakayas and its not a bad combination

[Anonymous No.16950920]

>>16949826
Ah yes I'm sure that video was filmed with a hidden camera and not an orchestrated clip for views with le "italian" getting angry at pasta

[Anonymous No.16950927]

>>16950900
This pasta is getting stale

[Anonymous No.16950935]

Why do Asian women behave like young children when they're trying to be attractive?

[Anonymous No.16950949]

>>16949219
Your culture is to get bombed by Americans - nothing else.

[Anonymous No.16950952]

>>16950935
Because the men are pedos.

[Anonymous No.16951283]

>>16949918
A bad fanbase can ruin anything because I will autistically associate them to said thing

[Anonymous No.16951357]

>>16949407
it's the hd version

[Anonymous No.16951370]

[Anonymous No.16951391]

>>16948120
Maybe it kills the terrone (or more likely burger guidos who couldn't even find Italy on a world atlas), but the average italian breaks spaghetti whenever necessary to fit them in a small pot. Never even heard of this bullshit irl, only in anglo websites.

[Anonymous No.16951420]

>>16951370
this is the kind of man I aspire to be

[Anonymous No.16951668]

>>16948108
why would eye-talians get mad? don't they just make pasta from scratch? or are these italian-americans who pretend they're real italians?

[Anonymous No.16951720]

>>16949829
More important is where you find them. Still looking.

[Anonymous No.16951723]

>>16951370
Why doesn't he just eat fusilli, penne, macaroni? Why does he have to so ignorant, whhy?

[Anonymous No.16951737]

>>16951723
spite.

[Anonymous No.16951741]

>>16948108
I'd break that bitch face in half if she did that in front of me. it doesn't take that fucking long to wait for water to boil holy shit this is annoying.

[Anonymous No.16951758]

>>16951741
I found the fake italian

[Anonymous No.16951942]

>>16950073
that looks like shit you pathetic japanophile weeb cuck faggot

[Anonymous No.16952000]

>>16951758
not really a big deal because I am not italian. I just hate the concept of breaking the pasta, I think people are so lazy that they would rather break the shit in half and sit in front of the tv than wait for the water to boil/or prep and then stir the pasta once it's boiling. it can't be anything else

[Anonymous No.16952006]

>>16948108
if italy got nuked into rubble I wouldn't even crane my head to look at the news. Any noodle abomination is an objective improvement to whatever mutts consider "authentic"

[Anonymous No.16952066]

>>16950073
I bet you paid more than $5 for that 50 cent meal.

[Anonymous No.16952070]

>>16952000
It's better to break it. That's simply the best way.

[Anonymous No.16952095]

Get a proper pasta pot you bunch of poorfags.

[Anonymous No.16952098]

>>16952070
If I had a shitty little Coleman pot on a camping trip, I can see halving it. But at home? No. I have normal sized pots and pans.

[Anonymous No.16952124]

>>16948108
I'm taking over this thread now. What are some food related faux pas in your country? Not serving a taco with 2 tortillas is one for Mexico

[Anonymous No.16952137]

>>16952098
It's easily the best. The pasta cooks evenly, and the strands end up a better size for eating.

[Anonymous No.16952985]

>>16952066
More like 10-15$ lmao

[Anonymous No.16953055]

>>16950073
Why are you eating maggots?

[Anonymous No.16953065]

>>16949219
Not exactly a high bar, but yeah, that's true enough. Having said that Australia is a dictator's wet dream, the people here are fucking useless. I can't wait to get the fuck home from this hellhole.

[Anonymous No.16954887]

>>16953065
Huh

[Anonymous No.16954891]

>>16954887
Just a schizo, no need to be concerned

[Anonymous No.16954893]

>>16948108
Does this bitch have down syndrome or do all Japanese women look like that?

[Anonymous No.16954964]

>>16950900
>why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
The same reason english cuisine is.
War.

[Anonymous No.16955422]

>>16954893
mongoloid is a synonym for retard for a reason

[Anonymous No.16955430]

>>16951370
Man doesn't want to stain his beard. Goddamn Italians.

[Anonymous No.16955435]

>>16948108
does she have 5 o'clock moustache in pic rel

[Anonymous No.16955469]

*burns down your forest*

[Anonymous No.16955520]

>>16955469
What board is that?

[Anonymous No.16955535]

>>16955520
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.16955547]

>>16949829
Novelty.

[Anonymous No.16955551]

>>16949219
Be careful to not cry those salty tears I to your daily ration of gutter oil, chink

[Anonymous No.16955570]

>>16955520
Here's an archive https://archive.nyafuu.org/out/thread/1186752/#1186752

[Anonymous No.16955572]

>>16955535
Rude

[Anonymous No.16955594]

>>16955572
jej

[Anonymous No.16955803]

>>16948108
the anime version is better

[Anonymous No.16955831]

Break that basta like the jews brake their shitty culture with movies and television