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Whats an ideal size for a burrito?

>> No.16945262

>>16945258
>cheese stuffed pepper in a carne asada burrito
this combo never entered my mind before but it sounds really fucking good
the ideal burrito size is one that weighs more than you did when you were born

>> No.16945264

Should be able to enclose it with index and thumb.

>> No.16945287

>>16945258
the forearm of an avarage heavyweight boxer

>> No.16945295

>>16945258
size of a small cat i'd say

>> No.16945496

>>16945295
Small cat has always been my go to metric for burritos

>> No.16945532

>>16945258
about the size of a size 9 shoe in mens, but Id be willing to go size 11

>> No.16946174

>>16945258
where did that burro come from? Its amazing

>> No.16946179

>>16945258
if you can fit a whole chile de relleno in a burrito, then that must be a massive burrito.

>> No.16946480

>>16945262
fpbp
>>16946174
Where OP? We need to know.

>> No.16946788

>>16946480
this

>> No.16946799

>>16945258
I want one

>> No.16946822

probably the size of an NFL football

>> No.16947460

>>16945258
the size of your shoe

>> No.16947465

>>16945262
I weighed 11lb when I was born and my grandma was 14lb

>> No.16947763

>>16945258
About a foot long but the circumference of an axe bottle (i know because i used to shove them up my butt)

>> No.16947787

>>16945258
something you can manageably eat without stuff falling all over the place, like this guy's gyros: >>16942665

>> No.16948239

>>16945262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbCfIUJPKyE

>> No.16948284

>>16948239
That guy did it all wrong

>> No.16948315
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16948315

>>16945262
>call it cheese and peppers
>still be a faggot and say carne asada
pick one language, you insufferable pompous ass

>> No.16948424

>>16945258
fugg that looks incredible. I must steal this idea...

>> No.16948435

>>16948315
Eat shit you autistic weeb

>> No.16948445

>>16947465
Your grandma was 14 lbs when you were born? Is that the weight of her urn?

>> No.16948748

>>16948284
How did he do it wrong?

>> No.16948772

>>16948435
Nah he's right you're a fucking loser lmao. Fucking faggot fuck off back to redit.

>> No.16948871

>>16945258
God DAMN I want to fuck that burrito.

>> No.16949072

>>16945258
should be capped at .5 lbs or 226.8 grams

>> No.16949092

>>16945258
Enough that if properly swung, you can give the cashier who hands it to you a concussion and or braindamage with it

>> No.16949889

>>16947465
That's a big burrito

>> No.16950065

>>16949889
For you.

>> No.16950970

>>16950065
I would be incredibly painful

>> No.16951388

>>16945262
fpbp

>> No.16951710

>>16945258
I like a burrito that's at least 1.3 meals. Something so good about a refrigerated burrito.

>> No.16951719

>>16951710
good

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16951856

>>16945258
You'd have to ask the experts at Taco Bell.

>> No.16951868

>>16945258
This is average in swus.

>> No.16952570

I mean it really depends on how big your asshole is

>> No.16952588

>>16948315
I think it's time for your nappys you little autistic fuck

>> No.16952633

>>16945258
Anywhere between giant infant and small toddler.