non-kitchen appliances that double as a kitchen appliance

[Anonymous No.16942233]

[Anonymous No.16942262]

>>16942233
How, pray tell, does this double as a kitchen appliance?

[Anonymous No.16942264]

>>16942262
Toasting pannini's

[Anonymous No.16942265]

>>16942262
read the image name

[Anonymous No.16942268]

>>16942264
i got your pannini press right here

[Anonymous No.16942271]

This kitchen appliance serves two purposes. Also great at boiling sausages (I know)

[Anonymous No.16942272]

>>16942262
Phonefig spotted.

[Anonymous No.16942281]

>>16942271
i have something similar to that and would've never thought to use it to boil stuff. it heats up extremely fast, so it makes perfect sense.

[Anonymous No.16942395]

>>16942233
What about kitchen appliances doubling as non-kitchen?

>gf at the time had been living with me for about a year; I’m the cook of the relationship of course
>one day can’t find kitchen shears
>ask gf if she did something with them
>”oh, sorry anon, I must have left them on the bathroom counter”
>turns out she’s been using them for months now to trim her “carpet”, didn’t want to tell me because she “knows how I am about my kitchen stuff”, and forgot to put them back this time
>ask if she’s at least been washing them
>”Excuse me? What’s that supposed to mean? Are you saying I’m dirty??”

[Anonymous No.16942440]

>>16942395
that's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16942459]

>>16942440
not really...

[Anonymous No.16942463]

>>16942395
I would have proceeded to slice her throat with the shears

[Anonymous No.16942480]

>>16942395
>things that totally happend. I SWEAR GUYS.

[Anonymous No.16942496]

>>16942480
>girlfriends don’t exist
>they don’t occasionally do shit you don’t like with your belongings
>they don’t also have a nack for trying to turn it around on you when they’re in the wrong
I’m failing to see anything even slightly unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.16942513]

Mixer

[Anonymous No.16942545]

For opening that jar with crazy sealed lid on.

[Anonymous No.16942644]

>>16942496
>occasionally do shit you don’t like with your belongings
this is the moment you kick them out.

[Anonymous No.16942721]

>>16942233
bulldogs

[Anonymous No.16943054]

>>16942395
Hot.

It's also believable, because women are disgusting. Putting hairy scissors back into the kitchen drawer is just what one would do.

[Anonymous No.16943121]

>>16942233
no lie, hair straighteners are good for ironing clothes too

[Anonymous No.16943323]

>>16943121
Irons are also really good for straightening hair.

[Anonymous No.16943586]

>>16942721
for me, it's clothespins

[Anonymous No.16943626]

>>16942513
Enjoy industrial oil
>>16942545
Weaklet

[Anonymous No.16943790]

>>16942496
>they don’t also have a nack for trying to turn it around on you when they’re in the wrong
and that's when you dump them. never, ever justify a womans manipulative behavior. that isn't cute.

[Anonymous No.16943862]

>>16943626
>Enjoy industrial oil

[Anonymous No.16943913]

>>16942395
I hate women so much bros

[Anonymous No.16945321]

>>16942395
Why did you put carpet in quotes? What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.16945335]

The heavy duty hotdog cooker.

[Anonymous No.16945367]

Turkey baster

[Anonymous No.16945589]

>>16943913
We know man, we know. We all do.

[Anonymous No.16945592]

>>16942513
Wouldn't use as a mixer.
Pork puller, yes.

[Anonymous No.16946015]

>>16945321
pubic hairs surrounding her reproductive organ.

[Anonymous No.16946445]

>>16942233
>wire coat hanger
their potential is unlimited

[Anonymous No.16946457]

>>16945367
would probably work better, never had a turkey baster that didn't suck

[Anonymous No.16946595]

[Anonymous No.16946606]

>>16946445
You can also make a phone stand out of them

[Anonymous No.16946734]