/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16940238]

Choose 1 (you are held at gunpoint)

[Anonymous No.16940247]

>>16940238
Choose 1 for what? Explode? Gain horrible terminal colorectal cancer? Win a collection of Limp Bizkit's complete discography?
If it's something bad, I want it to happen to the fag, even though I dislike Joshua as well.

[Anonymous No.16940253]

I don't have a problem with either. I guess I'd go with Raguesa. Made recipes from both a few times, and I guess I prefer Raguesa's tastes or lack thereof. Weissman isn't a bad recipe maker though.
Any popular food-related youtuber, besides nick avocado and those two cooks often talked about here who can't make appetizing things, fails to repulse me in any significant way.

[Anonymous No.16940255]

>>16940238
>>16940247

>youtube chefs

reddït moment

[Anonymous No.16940256]

>>16940238
Both are absolutely useless (and annoying) for anybody actually wanting to learn how to cook something. Its for retards that like to watch cooking videos without ever cooking themselves.

[Anonymous No.16940258]

>>16940238
I choose the sweet embrace of death.

[Anonymous No.16940260]

I would chose Daddy Jax Cooginwidablus over either of these closet cases. RIP Big Daddy. He was a real cook and a real mans man. A man who wasn’t afraid to blast everything on a 1000 degree stovetop and the food still came out aces cause he was that good

[Anonymous No.16940261]

>>16940238
I don’t watch either, I don’t even know their names

[Anonymous No.16940264]

>>16940255
if you've got so little to say that you can only criticize by relating them to some site I have no reason to care about, fuck you specifically. This is not a thread on reddit, OP would make it on reddit if he wanted to be a redditor.
Worst comment in this thread.

[Anonymous No.16940274]

>>16940238
a bullet

[Anonymous No.16940277]

Ragusea. Weissman is an attention whore, Adam as an autistic narcissistic food enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.16940289]

>>16940238
raguesa no question

[Anonymous No.16940327]

>>16940255
>uses Reddit spacing
>calls someone else Reddit
The ironing is delicious

[Anonymous No.16940336]

>>16940238
I'm gonna take the weird looking guy on the left out of pure principle. I've copped so many 3 day bans for not treating the Jannies precious Fagusea with child gloves.

[Anonymous No.16940339]

>>16940238
I... don't care?

[Anonymous No.16940346]

>>16940238
best job I've ever had

[Anonymous No.16940354]

>>16940238
i'll take the bullet, thanks

[Anonymous No.16940355]

>>16940238
death plz

[Anonymous No.16940364]

>>16940238
pull trigger

[Anonymous No.16940388]

>>16940238
I’ve never seen anything from either of them, though I know they are both on youtube from /ck/.
I’ll apply the same criteria I use when hiring so I’d choose left because of his skin color.

[Anonymous No.16940391]

>>16940354
>>16940355
>>16940364
samefag

[Anonymous No.16940400]

I choose Chef John from Foodwishes.com

[Anonymous No.16940401]

>>16940388
congrats you base your hiring choices on the lightning

[Anonymous No.16940406]

>>16940400
wwwiiiiiiitthh

[Anonymous No.16940422]

>>16940401
If that’s all I can go on, yes.
Just saw their names though, might have to reconsider if left is a Jew.

[Anonymous No.16940425]

left would probably be a funny guy if it wasn't for libtards ruining comedy

[Anonymous No.16940482]

>>16940238
The gentile

[Anonymous No.16940485]

>>16940238
>Choice between two mutts
>Both mutts are Jews
Nope I take the bullet.

[Anonymous No.16940503]

>>16940425
>opens cabinet
>30 dragon dildos spraying fake cum tumble out smacking him in the face and knock him on the floor
Yeah I can see that

[Anonymous No.16940539]

>>16940425
yeah damn libtards gatekeeping jews out of comedy
grrr if only there were more jews in comedy, that would be great. jews are so underrepresented in entertainment

[Anonymous No.16940575]

>>16940539
That’s not what he meant and you know it. Socially acceptable comedy these days is a one person scold show in which the audience isn’t expected to laugh and the jokes aren’t jokes but rather glib commentary on how the world has wronged the performer.

[Anonymous No.16940579]

>>16940238
i put the gun in my butt

[Anonymous No.16940612]

*SMACKS YOUR CABINET*

vs

i get information from my ass guy

[Anonymous No.16940618]

why i choose a bullet and not weissman or ragusea

[Anonymous No.16940645]

>>16940238
ragusea even if im not being forced to choose at gunpoint

[Anonymous No.16940673]

>>16940391
Two posts are 30 seconds apart

[Anonymous No.16940700]

Babish because you see the food instead of his face.

[Anonymous No.16941017]

I choose the third hero.

[Anonymous No.16941025]

>>16940673
Who's to say the samefag didn't pay Hiro his shekels for a 4chan Gold Account?

[Anonymous No.16941040]

>click on weissman video
>within 12 seconds he's made 4 cringe attempts at """memes"""
>do 360 and click away from the video
raguso seems like a bit of a cuck but watching this other guy makes me suicidal holy shit

[Anonymous No.16941087]

>>16940238
just kill me

[Anonymous No.16941091]

>>16940238
the bullet

[Anonymous No.16941340]

>>16940238
Just fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.16941345]

>>16940238
I'll take the bullet.

[Anonymous No.16941370]

>when you wife has fucked 5 different guys this week already

[Anonymous No.16941373]

>>16940612
you don't trust your ass-guy?

[Anonymous No.16941719]

>>16940238
Weissman because I want to fuck him

[Anonymous No.16941737]

>>16940238
None.

[Anonymous No.16941770]

I choose the bullet.

[Anonymous No.16941963]

i would let ragusea live because he has children but i would maim him severely

[Anonymous No.16941972]

>>16940238
Adam

[Anonymous No.16941980]

Bruno Albouze.

[Anonymous No.16942107]

>>16940238
I choose death

[Anonymous No.16942179]

>>16941980
Chad answer.

That aside I'd choose Ragusea. Joshua tries hard to be an insufferable faggot, Ragusea just sounds a little annoying. Even in their content Ragusea is more informative while Joshua mostly tries to be le epic memer.

[Anonymous No.16942219]

>>16940238
Raguesa’s less annoying

[Anonymous No.16942250]

>>16940238
right
the uwu speech is too retarded for me

[Anonymous No.16942270]

Almost nobody knows who these people are.
Shill somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.16942403]

>>16942270
are you blind or just retarded?

[Anonymous No.16942430]

>weissman: bro this only costs like $3 to make
>*$50 worth of ingredients*

[Anonymous No.16942949]

>>16940247
>Win a collection of Limp Bizkit's complete discography
Fuck yeah I love Wes' guitar work

[Anonymous No.16943086]

You mean to tell me this isn't the same exact guy????I don't understand how people with shit eyes decide they will wear glasses,no you fucking fag they don't make you seem smart and WHY do you always choose the thickest plastic and worst shape you look like a low test beta already fucking shave and get a haircut you mongrel

[Anonymous No.16943095]

>>16942403
are you gay or just a fag?your negative test gay cooking witty youtubers are shit,get a clue.Every time I come here I see these pukes like it's your holy mission to shill them,fuck you and your whole family

[Anonymous No.16943209]

>>16940256
Raguseas videos are good when it’s good science. I don’t watch his recipe videos

[Anonymous No.16943213]

>>16943209
*food

[Anonymous No.16943266]

>>16940238
i dont know either one, but the right one has meat sooo

[Anonymous No.16943307]

>>16942430
i mean, what are you gonna do, buy 25 cents worth of eggs?

[Anonymous No.16944151]

>>16940247
>Win a collection of Limp Bizkit's complete discography?
choose me I love the LB or I'll take you to the Matthews bridge

[Anonymous No.16944523]

>>16940274
npbp

[Anonymous No.16944538]

>>16940238
annoying fags. Raguesa has grown on me though since he moved to the same city as I live in. (Knoxville traffic has gotten horrible recently though because of all the fucking people moving here)

[Anonymous No.16944683]

>>16940238
The one who isn't Jewish and has better recipes.

[Anonymous No.16944821]

>>16943095
ok so you're retarded good to know

[Anonymous No.16944828]

>>16940238
Neither, I am ready to face my final judgement from the Father.

[Anonymous No.16944847]

>>16943209
His recipes are okay, just not amazing or unique

[Anonymous No.16944849]

>>16943307
Are you just buying ingredients as you need them?

[Anonymous No.16944880]

>>16940422
>Just saw their names though, might have to reconsider if left is a Jew.
Joshua Weissman how much more Jewish can it be... if you didn't know he's Jewish just by his face and his behavior, you're done.
You deserve to be replaced by them.

[Anonymous No.16944902]

>>16940238
Just pull the trigger faggot

[Anonymous No.16944909]

why would i listen to either of these whiteoids on how to cook?

[Anonymous No.16944951]

>>16941370
you can really see the east-naples jew in him in this photo

[Anonymous No.16944957]

>>16940238
I don't know who they are

[Anonymous No.16945223]

>>16940238
>held at gunpoint

Any individual that would be trying to force me to choose between one of these two loser beta eunuchs would surely NOT have any firearm or fighting skills, hence, I would simply snatch the gun from said losers hands, knock out his fucking teeth, and go about my business while said pussy lays bleeding on the ground.

[Anonymous No.16945225]

>>16944909
>(((white)))

[Anonymous No.16945235]

>>16945223
yeah must be nice to have all that imagination in your head until it catches a bullet. you're not a hero

[Anonymous No.16945256]

>>16945235
>this seething eunuch
I'd kick the shit out of you too, bitch.

[Anonymous No.16945266]

>>16945256
im thinking a 9mm would make you cry like a bitch

[Anonymous No.16945297]

>>16940238
They are both jews but at least ragusea is just a narcissist and probably not at least a pedophile like weissman and he also taught me how to make easy home made icecream.

[Anonymous No.16945380]

>>16945266
>whiteknighting for beta eunuchs
WTF are you doing with your life, anon?

[Anonymous No.16945415]

>>16940238
I think I'd kiss the one on the left, he looks kinda cute, and the breakup would be mutual. The one on the right looks like he'd only fuck me so he could write about how he had a "bisexual experience" on his blog, then immediately ghost me afterwards.

[Anonymous No.16945431]

>>16940256
I made his non-stick fry-pan pizza and it was unironically really good and I've adjusted my pan pizza recipes to follow his technique on that. I think when he's focused on turning shit into weeknight food he strikes a good balance between convienence/quality.

[Anonymous No.16945508]

ragusea
tried watching a few of the other guy's video but found him really irritating

[Anonymous No.16945781]

>>16945380
no the dumbass thinks he can outpower someone with a gun

[Anonymous No.16945796]

>>16940238
death it is

[Anonymous No.16945811]

>>16945781
Why does scatman john think he is a ninja all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.16945993]

>>16940238
Ragusea is a knob but he attempts to spread legitimate information and creates easily replicatable meals that are decent for beginner cooks. Guy on the left makes incredibly unhealthy copies of fast food or meme recipes (mainly stupid Japanese shit) with insane prep times and ingredient costs and gives zoomers a very unrealistic view of home cooking

[Anonymous No.16946033]

>>16940238
Adam because as much as his jewy, weak-jawed, redditor nebbish nature annoys me, he at least attempts to make meals that can be realistically be made for a middle class family. Weissman's recent gumbo recipe had multiple varieties of crab AND a lobster in it. Plus, Weissman has too much energy in his presentation, its like being in a warzone of cringe zoomer memes being mortared onto my head.

[Anonymous No.16946045]

>>16940238
Ragusea by a mile. His recipes are way more practical. He understands the struggle of home cooking, while Weissman can't imagine a lifestyle where someone doesn't have time to make everything from complete scratch.

[Anonymous No.16946056]

>>16940406
Young human rump roast!

[Anonymous No.16946451]

>>16941017

[Anonymous No.16946544]

>>16940238
I’d rather die.

[Anonymous No.16946579]

>implying I would pick either when based picrel exists

[Anonymous No.16947116]

>>16945781
>still whiteknighting

[Anonymous No.16947299]

>>16940238
Pull the trigger.

[Anonymous No.16947411]

I choose the bullet.

[Anonymous No.16947511]

>>16940327
>mentioning reddit spacing
the irony is actually fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.16948464]

FORCED
KIKE
TRASH
FUCK YOUTUBE FOR ALWAYS SUGGESTING THESE DISGUSTING JEWISH BUGS

[Anonymous No.16948554]

Adam is okay. If you mute him then just follow the recipe, his stuff is pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.16949032]

>>16940575
you have a problem, dude

[Anonymous No.16949065]

>>16943307
not that guy,
but in Weissmen's budget food series, he will mark food remarkably lower than anywhere I can find it (eg: Bell peppers for $1 each, when those fuckers are like $3).
im willing to give a benefit of the doubt that different areas can have such extreme 300% price differences, however I'm completely unwilling to bend to that idea when given the fact that his entire series is built on the foundation of presenting cheap prices with 0 source/accountability

also, this is obviously not a serious thing, it's just that He's kinda a douchebag.

[Anonymous No.16949116]

>>16948464
I always find it a bit funny that anons will go out of their way to be as grating and offensive as possible to prove they are not snowflakes, but if I were to suggest something that you have a choice in like:
>use addons to block those channel suggestions
>just don't click on those suggestions and subscribe/look up videos you actually want to watch
>use another service besides youtube for uploading and viewing videos
I'm either getting no reply, a bunch of derogatory labels that other anons have thrown on me hundreds of times before you, cope/seethe/dilate/etc., or a soijak greentext without a direct reply. Very boring, very impotent responses.

Like goddamn if youtube can rent space in your head so easily just by mere suggestions you don't have to take, what convictions do you actually have?

[Anonymous No.16949136]

>>16949065
>Bell peppers for $1 each, when those fuckers are like $3
bro where the fuck do you live
at aldi's/lidl they're $1 for a pack of 3
walmart has them at 64 cents each

[Anonymous No.16949155]

>>16940238
Fagusea is annoying but sometimes he is so retarded that it ends up being really funny, like when he poured cognac from an open bottle directly into his pan on a gas stove. The jew on the other hand is just completely insufferable in every way, from his voice to his editing style, to his mediocre recipes that act like they are much more sophisticated than they really are. He also just seems to be not genuine at all and just in it for the money.

[Anonymous No.16949171]

>>16949116
You sound like the kind of faggot that fought bullies by trying to ignore them.

[Anonymous No.16949234]

>>16949171
You make it sound like you are equating school bullies with Youtube.
If you don't use Youtube, or if you use Youtube and take means to avoid the source of your ire if it isn't the whole site as a concept, how is it holding sway over (You)?

In a public school it's generally worthwhile to return violence with violence, but that only came up twice in all those years. "Won" one in elementary school but it was lame, got fucked pretty good in highschool but they never bothered after that.
But you're right that I do ignore passive and passive-aggressive shit, like someone recommending me cringe stuff that doesn't align with what I believe, because until they make me use Youtube it's of no consequence to me beyond not enjoying the service as much as I could.

I'm not saying it isn't cringe, but sometimes the solutions to vexations in life are just not based.

[Anonymous No.16949247]

>>16940238
I dont know left and I hate right, so I'll take left.

[Anonymous No.16949296]

>>16949247
im sorry anon but in this case you should pick the right because hes the devil that you know

[Anonymous No.16949455]

>>16949116
go fuck yourself jew

[Anonymous No.16949457]

>>16949455
Thanks I will

[Anonymous No.16949464]

for me it's the third position

[Anonymous No.16949655]

>>16941370
daily reminder that Lauren is into ageplay so Daddy Ragusea is barely one step removed from being a fucking pedo

[Anonymous No.16949920]

>>16949455
This.

[Anonymous No.16949975]

>>16941980
>Bruno Albouze
the man. he's not a valid choice because he's a patissier, though.

[Anonymous No.16950053]

>>16940238
Give me the bullet

[Anonymous No.16950087]

>>16940238
Can I just let the gunman shoot me?

[Anonymous No.16950107]

I choose to hide your gay ass e-celeb thread

[Anonymous No.16950127]

>>16940238
Ragusea is at least self aware, hands down him

[Anonymous No.16951359]

>>16949655

[Anonymous No.16951808]

>>16940277
so basically on of us?

[Anonymous No.16951889]

>>16940238
I've never watched Weissman, so he wins by default. If he's anything like Faguesa I fucking hate his guts though, but I stand by my decision.

[Anonymous No.16952001]

I'm a bit of a size queen so I would need a big pp chad like Ragusea behind me and I guess I could just suck the other guy off.

[Anonymous No.16952021]

>>16940238
Take the gun, pistol whip both, make them eat their oversized glasses, then kick both to death.

[Anonymous No.16952047]

>>16951889
you don't know what you just did

[Anonymous No.16952072]

Max Mariola. Actual chef, Christian (not a jew), Italian (not an amerimutt), has a wife and kids (straight)

[Anonymous No.16952077]

>>16952047
exactly. he has no idea. even just looking at the picture with no context, I don't know how you could look at that face on the left and think "Oh, surely that one is the less fag of the two".

[Anonymous No.16952078]

>>16941980
only watch this dude if you're a flaming homosexual that wants an old man to talk to you like he's going to rawdog animal style as soon as he's done cooking

[Anonymous No.16952081]

I see these people being posted all the time and that's it really. I have no idea who they are and I'm not interested.

I'd never watch a video or buy a book 2nd hand. Even at gunpoint this is utter garbage.

[Anonymous No.16952198]

>>16941980
thanks for this, just watched his pumpkin soup video, very informative and pleasant to watch

[Anonymous No.16952687]

>>16947511
Mentioning irony and not even knowing what it means. Alanis, is that you?

[Anonymous No.16952745]

>>16940238
The left, at least he knows how to cook. Also his gf is cute, which I respect, unlike Adam "I prep my wife not the bull" Fagusea, whose wife is disgusting to look at and only a homosexual would be able to have an erection with. Also he can cook better.

[Anonymous No.16952853]

Both look like they suck cocks as a hobby. I don't know who the left one is but Ragusea can go and die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.16953954]

>>16952687
>Alanis, is that you?
>not getting the song
Filtered. Yes I know this isn't /mu/.

[Anonymous No.16955236]

>>16952745
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.16955249]

>>16940238
ragusea. his recipes are down to earth. weissman is going the path of fagging with babish where his recipes are nothing but memes: overly time consuming, expensive or obscure ingredients, reliance on specialized equipment.

[Anonymous No.16955665]

>>16949136
>bro where the fuck do you live
... California

[Anonymous No.16956118]

Ragusea makes great meals that college students, or low-income family members can make. He may be a bit snide, but hey, he's like fifty.

Weissman only makes the most expensive trash with fifty hours prep and puts annoying zoom-ins in his butt-cheeks whilst making over-the-top uwu jokes none-stop.