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>>16939294wtf
>>16938501
>>16939593wypipo be like:
>>16938501How do you drink the solid pieces?
>>16939593That's mostly water, stupid ass bitch
>>16939613does this work?
>>16939653damn, wouldn't just snapping the neck suffice?that looks messy
>>16939672It's to cleanly dispose of the esophagus and stomach without vomit spilling everywhere.
>>16939672the ocean is literally the least messy place you could decapitate a bird, dipshit
>>16939593>not my problem
>>16939593>let me show how i learned to cook>in nutrition class
>>16939639if you have to ask, you should try it
>>16939593>nutritiongod i hate those types. they are unironically the reason "public food" like kindergartens and cafeterias are horrible.
>>16939653White people have no souls. Insects
>>16939294>ENJOY
>>16939653Ewww thats fucked up
here it comes again
>>16939639
>>16941251When I see shit like this I wonder if I've just got a weak stomach, because I simply would not be able to take more than a couple bites before puking from the excess sugar.
>no new webms
>>16939639Yea, but you have to keep toasting until done.
>some poorfag SEETHING that America has food
>>16941277Revolting, it would be kinder to put him down
Will there ever be a webm thread that has actual recipes that are truly a good meal? There has to be some kind of tag for serious webms. These are all plebbit tier reposts.
>>16938501>cinnamon whiskey gross. Why not just use regular whiskey and real cinnamon?
>>16939653does he have to make it look before he tosses it in? why did he turn it around like that?
>>16939639only if you like your steak extra crispy on the outside and raw on the inside
>>16939294Looks disgusting.
>>16939653Man, one day you're just flying along, being a bird, and a dude grabs you out of midair and pulls your whole god damn head off. Sucks to be a bird.
>>16941396It's rare to find videos that edit down well into a webm length recipe.
>>16941246>>16941247These atrocities are German not US.
>>16939613this is a good way to start a fire
>>16941453Stop replying to him.
>>16939653literal bug people
>>16941471No wonder this guy has to wear a mask. I'd be ashamed to act like that too.
>>16939653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LUv4sEyfcwFaroeo Islands. Great technique, part of their culture.
>>16941485I still can't believe this chick went on to do something more cringy than the foam video.It's like back when we thought that playing Wesley Crusher had to be the ultimate low a man could sink to.
>>16939653Must be the most expensive way to catch seagulls
>>16941517Could you post a vaguer video than this?
>>16939653Bad luck to kill a sea bird
>>16941611
>>16939653Is the gull okay?
>>16941611I thought that was only albatrosses?
>>16939653>turns the head around so it can see its own dead body for the last second of awerenessbrutal
>>16941611Gulls are not really seabirds.
>>16939653Dios mios los Blancos....All whites are insane, genuinely souless beings no wonder so many around the world have suffered to europoors and imperial americants
>>16939653This kills the bird.
45 minutes or so until /ck/ plays /vr/ in the 4chan autumn babbyc Up.
>>16942393I'll get the beers in lads.
>>16941663Why would you season the meat while it is already frying in the pan? And than you mix it with a fork in a Teflon pan. Why?
this thread is upsetting i knew this beforehand yet i still opened it and yet i still watched every single webm
>>16941517What's the foam video? Never saw this person until the lemon cake.
>>16942393No one cares, fuck off shill.
>>16939653>>16939672>>16940965>>16941481get wrecked you fucking pussies this awesome
>>16941485It's not how cringe the whole thing is, or the bit about "tears of racists called out in the media" that pisses me off. It's how it calls sticks of butter "prisms".
>>16939593How do you make taco sauce then, you powdered bitch?
>>16939639You should probably learn the old fashioned way.Because cleaning up the grease and juices in that toaster is going to be more trouble than it's worth and you're going to attract pests if left alone.
>>16941277I find his belly mesmerizing
>>16941453Everyone knows that already
>>16942696>cooking with stellalmao, you might as well just use water
>>16941461>Add eggs at the start>If egg coagulates start a new sauceWell fuck you
>>16941251This looks disgusting. Who the hell wants sugar on their pure sugar? I couldn't imagine anyone eating this abomination.
>>16942665Beautiful
>>16941485This makes me so fucking angry.
>>16941485What kind of mental illness is this?
>>16942904TikTokitis.
>>16942665I can confirm soaking the fat and juices of cooking meat with pita bread is OG Levant technique. My mother does it.
>>16941277he's Ukranian dipshit
>>16939653This kills the seagull
>>16942420>nitro swillBleh
>>16941517Retard forgot to add 1 cup of water with the fries.
>>16942983>beer engine>nitroHow's that work?
>>16942523https://youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpkJust remember, you asked for it.
>>16943380Which would you prefer?
>>16943388Why is it FUCKING RAW?!?
>>16942688FUck that looks good. I want a french grandma to make that for me.
>>16943380brilliant>>16943388terrible
>>16943368why are spics like this
>>16942964like that's any better
>>16943388smashstack > mincemonster
>>16942523sleep tight
>>16942650for me it's "zest the sour boi"
>>16942861>Who
>>16942641
>>16941673WTF HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>16943479Looks like one of those Israeli-Russian mass produced for Youtube and Tiktok clickbait videos. I don't doubt that there is actual bad American food, but literally every single thing shown or claimed by the video is wrong.
>>16943705There is a lot of bad stuff for sure
>>16939613Why is it always the cute ones that cook like absolute dolts
>>16941824Kek
>>16943701There are pipes under the sand.Here's another neat trick; the beer is already in the glass and the table is heated. The heat makes the beer boil up so it looks like there's more of it. Classic bar hustle.
>>16941611Based Lighthouse reference
>>16943749That bullshit might fool /pol/, but people on this board already know who the PCRM are.
>>16942665pure skill
>>16943701It's hot sand and the little cups have water and super fine coffee and as you run it into the hot sand it quickly boils to the top
>>16943433>why are poor people after free food?
>>16944012>people on this board already know who the PCRM areGoing by the wiki page, PETA tier big pharma falseflaggers.
>>16943705Blue milk is a real thing
>>16939593i think the thing that pisses me off the most is this dumb cunt pouring grease down a drain
>>16943479enjoy knowing your children will die because they can only eat 'natural' foods
>>16939593I took a diet and nutrition class. They did not teach us this.
>>16939653Fuck seagulls.
>>16939294This looks so fucking unappetising.
>>16941277i wish this retard wasnt fun to watch just as a character study
>>16939653Fucking subhuman.
>>16943302Me after tacobelll
>>16942421Does it really makes that much of a difference? Unless you're brining or marinating, the seasoning gets added at more or less the same time in the preparation process
>>16942665Why do meds/ near Easterners have the absolute best for
>>16943479What sad chink made this to cover up the original?
>>16945271It was a euro
>>16943380>>16943388This place went out of business lol
>>16939653>FATALITY
>>16941259Okay? Is that a toaster, you nigger dickhole?
>>16941471why not at least get some nice bread too? Instead of what looks like basic supermarket bagged bread?
>>16941264Big gainz incoming
>>16943388stop touching my food with your bare hands you fucking monster
>>16942763oh baby
>>16945132not my problem
>>16944214What section 8 housing and thousands in gibs and food stamps isnt enough anymore? Tell juanita to stop shitting out 10 kids then.
>>16943479werent these c0nfirmed fake?
*tap tap*
>>16946192i think that first tap is to make sure the knife is resting in the hand the right way. like tapping your feet after you put shoes on to make sure they fit and are comfortable.
>>16941277people watch this...?
>>16942523>not knowing foamNewfag
>>16941663diablo que sera esto… mamaguevo
>>16943368my eyes just went wide. this is the same embarrassing fucking creature? god damn.
>>16941517Wait. She's one of the girls from foam adventure?
>>16941408You mean how most people like their steak
>>16939694
>>16942777Yeah we get it pal you're really manly.
>>16939613Had me until she started dumping barbeque sauce on it.
>>16941517hahaha never thought I'd see cobes cooking videos on here
>>16941604This is KingCobraJFS, a weird autistic person. His cooking videos are legendaryThis is from his fry video https://youtu.be/7E4StlboB48at one point he yells at the fire to "stop"
>>16947470there was also a video where he wants to make fries, so he boils potatoes in water thinking that boiling potatoes long enough will turn them into french fries. Then when he realizes it doesn't work, he just takes his boiled potatoes and pours mayonnaise, ranch, and ketchup on them and calls it a "stew."He's a weird guy.
>>16947441It tastes of nothing m8.
>>16947482That's an old school one for sure.https://youtu.be/bllo-y-37Xo
>>16947441He's right, though.For cooking you need a beer with a lot stronger flavour if you actually want to get something out of using beer at all.
>>16947343excuse me "one of the girls" Ill have you know the foam video features one girl and one male specimen with a vaginahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OS2qN80J7s&t=481s
>>16947709They should be glad I acknowledge them as human.
>>16941517
>>16946524Some even masturbate to it.
>>16943433why are wh*teoids like this
>>16947718god i wish my testicles were that tomato
>>16941485Feels like the /ck/ equivalent of foam adventure
>>16947718Doesn't she know how unattractive muscles are on a woman?
>>16948506Homosexual.
>>16939593obviously a joke
>>16941251when I was a kid, I used to pull cotton candy off the stick, roll it up into a tiny ball, and then eat it like it was a piece of candy
>>16948589
>>16942904peaking during your tumblr phase and then not growing out of it
>>16941485The butter wasn't combined with the sugar well enough, it was wayyyy too dense, this is one of the most noob mistakes when baking, it actually requires incorporating air to fluff up.
>>16948790I fucking hate you, Ragusea.
>>16939753laughed out loud, have a upboat and gold star, kind stranger
>>16948568its not my gf had this in nutrition class
>>16942641non white countries dont have animal protection laws fucking golem
>>16941277people beat off to this. I wish i was joking
>>16949022Yeah I know, I'm one of them.
>>16941443Always wondered what these were. Explains the trace strange, kind of raw flavor.
>>16943380Damn, a burger that doesn't have the most massive patties in the world? Sign me up.
These threads always feel lonely when the BBQ webm isn't posted
>>16949005Wasn't there some explanation for this? Like his noodle arms can't safely tip that giant hot pot of soup using one hand per handle so he had to do that.
>>16941251no one eats this. they just take a photo of themselves holding it and then throw it away
>>16942904Millennialism. If you don't wind up being a bitter, disgusting racist faggot in your 30s you turn into this.
>>16941443fuck I miss having thosewhy are they so rare
>>16949705Please elaborate
>>16941517masaokis?
>>16947295are there seriously no better ways to plate that? that looks messy as fuck, visually very unappealing
>>16939653Imagine getting snatched up in the water and getting your head ripped off by a fucking human, what a stupid animal.
>>16942688The most delicious dish in existence
>>16941251Least sweet american dessert
>>16941453You do realize the webm is posted with that filename to draw out the mutts?
>>16949101i think he said it he didnt know how to do it without spilling and he felt like this was the best option and you can see him hesitate when he pours a bit and then he just says fuck it and commits. i tried to find this video but i have no idea what to even search for, i just skimmed through like 10 videos and couldnt find it.
>>16949101>>16949919i would be scared of the handle breaking if i had to do this any other way with 1 hand. if it's ceramic and very heavy like mine
>>16949919Why would he transfer the contents of that pot to a pot that looks nearly the same but slightly smaller?
>>16949935dutch ovens are supposed to have a cast iron core
>>16949005>>16949101>>16949919>>16950076He could have used a ladle or placed the receiving pot lower to ease the transfer.He didn't because he knew this "method" would get him more attention and therefore more money.>>16949935Unless you're filling it with mercury, there is zero risk of that happening. Perhaps not even then.
>>16950109every sip is like eating 100 whole tuna fish.
>>16950141imagine the gainz
>>16939294Looks good. Dunno what the babies are on about.
>>16941277
>>16947342wow damn nigga that's so funny. It's a nokia. Get it.
>>16941277>>16946524>>16949022>>16951306I fucking hate Americans.
>>16939536Thought this was the brick webm
>>16951641It won't be long until you start hating humanity as a whole
>>16941443i had these as a kidthe texture is really greatits like a crispy croissant i miss that shit so much
>>16941453No. It's a German program about US gastronomy.
>>16939653Am I supposed to be impressed an adult took that much time and effort to dispatch a bird?What a pathetic faggot.
>>16941453That poster has only one purpose in life and that is posting those webms in every thread he/she/it(probable tranny) can find.It went from annoying to sad in my opinion.
>>16942763me on the left
>>16949705>racistOh noez, not the no-no thoughtcrime !Kys troonfag
>>16952050found the alt-right incel who desperately wants to be a victim
>>16941517>weno. you have to go back.
>>16945893>pls use plastic gloves over heatdumdum
>>16949715They're so fucking good. I think they're particularly hard to get right, the frying process is really temperamental.
>>16941277>>16942964If he became a successful violinist, he may not have turned to mukbang and becoming obese. Like Hitler and art school.
>>16952084found the coddled child that thinks he's a victim
>>16953409meant for >>16952050
>>16952084>>16953409Imagine seething so much you samefag six hour later.
>>16939593i've done this at all of my apartments and never had any issues
>>16941408literally the most popular way steak is ordered
>>16953040>Adopted by Americans>Immediately put on antidepressants at age 7Do they really?
>>16941517a circle of protection around you fello cobranon
>>16951682Anyone have the brick webm? I saw it about 5 years ago and sometimes find myself thinking about it still to this day.
>>16945976yes
Someone post ja/ck/
>>16941408well what if I like mine crispy on the inside but raw on the outside?
>>16953965way too many cuts for a minute and a half clip
>>16954031stick a curling iron in it
>>16953835everything about this scenario screams jewish
>>16953965Anyone who enjoys commercial beer is a fool. Guinnessfags are perhaps the most foolish.
>>16954289>t.
>>16954302No, I wouldn't be caught dead holding a corona.
>>16941256what?
>>16941256>american>hands are clearly not whitewhat?
>>16954304Technically yes.
>>16947295It looks like a flatten abortion. The tattoos on the "chef" should have warned me.
>>16951641Mexi-shart detected.
>>16939294This cannot be real
>>16941267Thought for sure mayo was going in
>>16945132Not my problem
>>16952084married with two kids, try again nigger.
>>16949705racism is actually soo good.
>>16955013I'm not sure what we just did or why
>>16953596I can't imagine it. Why are you so angry, incel?
>>16954834>married with two kids, try again nigger.
>>16955016Hot water crust raised pork pie with jelly from the meat stock.
>>16955114>can't imagine what he already didSo you're basically saying you're sub-sentient? Must be a bot.
>>16955272Who are you quoting, schizo?
>>16939536isnt this a VS Commodore?
>>16939593>took Nutrition class>still use mass produced ground meathmm
>>16954341that's mutt for ya
>>16947429I want to dispose the contents of my balls on this mare's face and then dispose of her in the ocean.
>>16939653neat
>>16943368i've been lurking here for probably 10 years and i never encountered this videoi started watching it on mutefor the first 10 seconds i was expecting a couple of dogs to appearwhen 30 seconds elapsed and no dogs had appeared i began to realize what was happeningi take solace in the fact that they will dieand that i'll diesoon we'll all be deadthank God
>>16955701Huh.
>>16955116>my entire worldview relies on my opponents fitting into an ad hominem slot, therefore you're lying
>>16953040He is not that good of a violinist.
>>16955820>my entire worldview relies on my opponents fitting into an ad hominem slot, therefore you're lyingI appreciate the honesty, but what exactly am I lying about, incel?
>>16948252Which neighborhood do you think it happens more often in?We both know the answer.
>>16952140What are you even trying to say, doofus?That /ck/ doesn't like TNG or that /ck/ does like Wesley?
>>16955875>Which neighborhood do you think it happens more often in?>We both know the answer.I don't think either of us know which neighborhood has the most stolen candy. However, all the evidence I've seen points to wh*teoids being the race most likely to steal candy during Halloween.Why are wh*teoids like this?
>>16955901We both know the real truth, but only white neighborhoods actually have cameras. Blacks can't afford cameras, and if they could, they'd just get stolen.
>>16955905>but only white neighborhoods actually have cameras>Blacks can't afford camerasBy this logic, black neighborhoods couldn't afford to put out candy and thus would be going to white neighborhoods with cameras to steal candy.But wait, there was only one video posted of hispanics stealing candy, no videos of blacks stealing candy and here is a third video of wh*teoids stealing candy.Why are wh*teoids like this?
>>16955905>only white neighborhoods actually put out candiesLike niggers are gonna share? Top kek.
>>16955947>that hair>whitenot even in america
>>16955950you can't trick or treat in black neighborhoodshttps://nypost.com/2021/11/04/indiana-man-charged-with-shooting-trick-or-treaters-killing-one/https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27482694I was looking for the second story but it happened again this year lol
>>16955950True, Halloween candy theft is a predominantly white on white crime.>>16955970You can't trick or treat in white neighborhoods either, all the wh*teoids steal all of the candy.
>>16939653>ISaidJustALittleOffTheTopYouFuckingCunt.jpg
>>16947295>Delicately pipe out sauces>Slam fruit placenta cake on topGot a laugh outta me
>>16947295Why would they film this?Are they proud of the way it looks?
>>16942893Did you really think you could sneak those in there?
>>16941663I was thinking "what the fuck is Obey?" then I see the tin. Dumb groids man, at least write it out correctly. It's the same when the Scottish write like how they talk and it just turns into indecipherable shite.
>>16944214>Food
>>16939412>This confuses the chicken
>>16941517twu
>>16955947>third video of wh*teoids stealing candyThat's a spic, sure as hell not white.Let me enlighten you.niggers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiM6XgdxsUk&ab_channel=Vivinthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db9Z5YB_p-0&ab_channel=InconvenientTruthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVRO5ulVfSA&ab_channel=UditKrishnasaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My3OSUyeJvU&ab_channel=ViralSnareRightsManagementhttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3d5z4zAnd a couple bonuses, a spic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsjmcXoiMjo&ab_channel=ABC10And some fatties:https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5436u5
>>16941485I'm utterly shocked
>>16955861lying to yourself, your entire view of reality is based on falsehood, otherwise you'd know race is more than skin deep
>>16941485Only way I now it's female and not a tranny is because if it was it would be too lazy to properly shave and thus have a shadow.
>>16943433those are from the little hat tribe
>>16941246>>16941247>eat like a disgusting slob>get angry when people call you a disgusting slobWhy are Americans like this?
>>16943368Is it too bad if I didn't cringe until 7 minutes in?
>>16951306who is the girl? looks great!
>>16941485>>16941517>>16943368dude there's no way.when she was doing the weird shit with the lemons and eggs i was like "fuck this reminds me of the furries buying foam"what a weird world we live in.
>>16941246do americans really live like thatthats fucked up
>>16943388Gross
>>16941471Make me faggot
>>16942665Fuck that looks good.
>>16959476I usually dislike the texture of those kinda gooey meat things, but that doesn't mean the taste ain't fantastic.
>>16950109i have been contemplating the idea of making myself intentionally crazy by consuming mercury
>>16955840>goatse burger
>>16955701looks time consuming, but certainly intriguing
>>16941251my teeth hurt
>>16946222>like tapping your feet after you put shoes on to make sure they fit and are comfortable.what the fuck are you talking about
>>16959901i swear thats a thing, like when you buy new shoes you sort of tap them on the ground or lightly kick it against the wall the make sure it fits well, i have been doing this my whole life, my mum told me to do it, even the show salesman. but i just looked it up and i literally cant find anything.
>>16959901>he doesn't give the shoe a little tappa tappaSeriously though, people give their shoes a kick to seat them after putting them on. I'm sure I could find an example on video if I searched hard enough, but it's not exactly a gesture that has a particular name.
>>16959929thank god im not alone. i thought i was going crazy for a second. i dont do it every time but i do sometimes need to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0YVcYdzu8More butta more betta
>>16939593How does she look like an 8 yo, college cunts have it so fucking easy at least they'll have imposter syndrome the rest of their lives
>>16959901the ol' tappa tappa
>>16944214>sugar homonculus>food
>>16959724How does he get out?
>>16960275How does he get IN?
>>16951565forgot this guys facecould have kept it that way