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>>16939294
wtf

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>> No.16939603

>>16939593
wypipo be like:

>> No.16939607

>>16938501
How do you drink the solid pieces?

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>> No.16939620

>>16939593
That's mostly water, stupid ass bitch

>> No.16939639

>>16939613
does this work?

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>> No.16939672

>>16939653
damn, wouldn't just snapping the neck suffice?
that looks messy

>> No.16939693

>>16939672
It's to cleanly dispose of the esophagus and stomach without vomit spilling everywhere.

>> No.16939694

>>16939672
the ocean is literally the least messy place you could decapitate a bird, dipshit

>> No.16939753

>>16939593
>not my problem

>> No.16939768

>>16939593
>let me show how i learned to cook
>in nutrition class

>> No.16939950

>>16939639
if you have to ask, you should try it

>> No.16940918

>>16939593
>nutrition
god i hate those types. they are unironically the reason "public food" like kindergartens and cafeterias are horrible.

>> No.16940965

>>16939653
White people have no souls. Insects

>> No.16941196

>>16939294

>ENJOY

>> No.16941216

>>16939653
Ewww thats fucked up

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>> No.16941248

here it comes again

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>> No.16941270

>>16941251
When I see shit like this I wonder if I've just got a weak stomach, because I simply would not be able to take more than a couple bites before puking from the excess sugar.

>> No.16941272

>no new webms

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>> No.16941314

>>16939639
Yea, but you have to keep toasting until done.

>> No.16941369

>some poorfag SEETHING that America has food

>> No.16941389

>>16941277
Revolting, it would be kinder to put him down

>> No.16941396

Will there ever be a webm thread that has actual recipes that are truly a good meal? There has to be some kind of tag for serious webms. These are all plebbit tier reposts.

>> No.16941402

>>16938501
>cinnamon whiskey
gross. Why not just use regular whiskey and real cinnamon?

>> No.16941405

>>16939653
does he have to make it look before he tosses it in? why did he turn it around like that?

>> No.16941408

>>16939639
only if you like your steak extra crispy on the outside and raw on the inside

>> No.16941416

>>16939294
Looks disgusting.

>> No.16941417

>>16939653
Man, one day you're just flying along, being a bird, and a dude grabs you out of midair and pulls your whole god damn head off. Sucks to be a bird.

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>>16941396
It's rare to find videos that edit down well into a webm length recipe.

>> No.16941453

>>16941246
>>16941247
These atrocities are German not US.

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>> No.16941463

>>16939613
this is a good way to start a fire

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>>16941453
Stop replying to him.

>> No.16941481

>>16939653
literal bug people

>> No.16941482

>>16941471
No wonder this guy has to wear a mask. I'd be ashamed to act like that too.

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>> No.16941507

>>16939653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LUv4sEyfcw
Faroeo Islands. Great technique, part of their culture.

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>>16941485
I still can't believe this chick went on to do something more cringy than the foam video.
It's like back when we thought that playing Wesley Crusher had to be the ultimate low a man could sink to.

>> No.16941568

>>16939653
Must be the most expensive way to catch seagulls

>> No.16941604

>>16941517
Could you post a vaguer video than this?

>> No.16941611

>>16939653
Bad luck to kill a sea bird

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>> No.16941653

>>16939653
Is the gull okay?

>> No.16941661

>>16941611
I thought that was only albatrosses?

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>>16939653
>turns the head around so it can see its own dead body for the last second of awereness
brutal

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>>16941611
Gulls are not really seabirds.

>> No.16941717

>>16939653

Dios mios los Blancos....

All whites are insane, genuinely souless beings no wonder so many around the world have suffered to europoors and imperial americants

>> No.16941824

>>16939653

This kills the bird.

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45 minutes or so until /ck/ plays /vr/ in the 4chan autumn babbyc Up.

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>>16942393
I'll get the beers in lads.

>> No.16942421

>>16941663
Why would you season the meat while it is already frying in the pan? And than you mix it with a fork in a Teflon pan. Why?

>> No.16942423

this thread is upsetting i knew this beforehand yet i still opened it and yet i still watched every single webm

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>>16941517
What's the foam video? Never saw this person until the lemon cake.

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>>16942393
No one cares, fuck off shill.

>> No.16942641

>>16939653
>>16939672
>>16940965
>>16941481

get wrecked you fucking pussies this awesome

>> No.16942650

>>16941485
It's not how cringe the whole thing is, or the bit about "tears of racists called out in the media" that pisses me off. It's how it calls sticks of butter "prisms".

>> No.16942658

>>16939593
How do you make taco sauce then, you powdered bitch?

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>> No.16942669

>>16939639
You should probably learn the old fashioned way.

Because cleaning up the grease and juices in that toaster is going to be more trouble than it's worth and you're going to attract pests if left alone.

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>>16941277
I find his belly mesmerizing

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>>16941453
Everyone knows that already

>> No.16942777

>>16942696
>cooking with stella
lmao, you might as well just use water

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>> No.16942851

>>16941461
>Add eggs at the start
>If egg coagulates start a new sauce
Well fuck you

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>>16941251
This looks disgusting. Who the hell wants sugar on their pure sugar? I couldn't imagine anyone eating this abomination.

>> No.16942883

>>16942665
Beautiful

>> No.16942893
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>>16941485
This makes me so fucking angry.

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>> No.16942904

>>16941485
What kind of mental illness is this?

>> No.16942910

>>16942904
TikTokitis.

>> No.16942937

>>16942665
I can confirm soaking the fat and juices of cooking meat with pita bread is OG Levant technique. My mother does it.

>> No.16942964

>>16941277
he's Ukranian dipshit

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>>16939653
This kills the seagull

>> No.16942983

>>16942420
>nitro swill
Bleh

>> No.16943019

>>16941517
Retard forgot to add 1 cup of water with the fries.

>> No.16943294

>>16942983
>beer engine
>nitro
How's that work?

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>>16942523
https://youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk

Just remember, you asked for it.

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>>16943380
Which would you prefer?

>> No.16943406

>>16943388
Why is it FUCKING RAW?!?

>> No.16943424

>>16942688
FUck that looks good. I want a french grandma to make that for me.

>> No.16943425

>>16943380
brilliant
>>16943388
terrible

>> No.16943433

>>16943368
why are spics like this

>> No.16943435

>>16942964
like that's any better

>> No.16943436

>>16943388
smashstack > mincemonster

>> No.16943452

>>16942523

sleep tight

>> No.16943471

>>16942650
for me it's "zest the sour boi"

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>> No.16943483

>>16942861
>Who

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>>16942641

>> No.16943701

>>16941673
WTF HOW DOES HE DO IT

>> No.16943705

>>16943479
Looks like one of those Israeli-Russian mass produced for Youtube and Tiktok clickbait videos. I don't doubt that there is actual bad American food, but literally every single thing shown or claimed by the video is wrong.

>> No.16943749
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>>16943705
There is a lot of bad stuff for sure

>> No.16943991

>>16939613
Why is it always the cute ones that cook like absolute dolts

>> No.16944001

>>16941824
Kek

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>>16943701
There are pipes under the sand.
Here's another neat trick; the beer is already in the glass and the table is heated. The heat makes the beer boil up so it looks like there's more of it.
Classic bar hustle.

>> No.16944010

>>16941611
Based Lighthouse reference

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>>16943749
That bullshit might fool /pol/, but people on this board already know who the PCRM are.

>> No.16944058

>>16942665
pure skill

>> No.16944109

>>16943701
It's hot sand and the little cups have water and super fine coffee and as you run it into the hot sand it quickly boils to the top

>> No.16944214

>>16943433
>why are poor people after free food?

>> No.16944269

>>16944012
>people on this board already know who the PCRM are
Going by the wiki page, PETA tier big pharma falseflaggers.

>> No.16944681

>>16943705
Blue milk is a real thing

>> No.16945132

>>16939593
i think the thing that pisses me off the most is this dumb cunt pouring grease down a drain

>> No.16945200

>>16943479

enjoy knowing your children will die because they can only eat 'natural' foods

>> No.16945212

>>16939593
I took a diet and nutrition class. They did not teach us this.

>> No.16945214

>>16939653
Fuck seagulls.

>> No.16945220

>>16939294
This looks so fucking unappetising.

>> No.16945237

>>16941277
i wish this retard wasnt fun to watch just as a character study

>> No.16945242

>>16939653
Fucking subhuman.

>> No.16945249

>>16943302
Me after tacobelll

>> No.16945252

>>16942421
Does it really makes that much of a difference? Unless you're brining or marinating, the seasoning gets added at more or less the same time in the preparation process

>> No.16945261

>>16942665
Why do meds/ near Easterners have the absolute best for

>> No.16945271

>>16943479
What sad chink made this to cover up the original?

>> No.16945277

>>16945271
It was a euro

>> No.16945327

>>16943380
>>16943388
This place went out of business lol

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>>16939653
>FATALITY

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>>16941259
Okay? Is that a toaster, you nigger dickhole?

>> No.16945647

>>16941471
why not at least get some nice bread too? Instead of what looks like basic supermarket bagged bread?

>> No.16945795

>>16941264
Big gainz incoming

>> No.16945893

>>16943388
stop touching my food with your bare hands you fucking monster

>> No.16945932

>>16942763
oh baby

>> No.16945936

>>16945132
not my problem

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>>16944214
What section 8 housing and thousands in gibs and food stamps isnt enough anymore? Tell juanita to stop shitting out 10 kids then.

>> No.16945976

>>16943479
werent these c0nfirmed fake?

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*tap tap*

>> No.16946222

>>16946192
i think that first tap is to make sure the knife is resting in the hand the right way. like tapping your feet after you put shoes on to make sure they fit and are comfortable.

>> No.16946524

>>16941277
people watch this...?

>> No.16946621

>>16942523
>not knowing foam
Newfag

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>> No.16946943

>>16941663
diablo que sera esto… mamaguevo

>> No.16947026

>>16943368
my eyes just went wide. this is the same embarrassing fucking creature? god damn.

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>>16941517
Wait. She's one of the girls from foam adventure?

>> No.16947352

>>16941408
You mean how most people like their steak

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>>16939694

>> No.16947441

>>16942777
Yeah we get it pal you're really manly.

>> No.16947442

>>16939613
Had me until she started dumping barbeque sauce on it.

>> No.16947462

>>16941517
hahaha never thought I'd see cobes cooking videos on here

>> No.16947470

>>16941604
This is KingCobraJFS, a weird autistic person. His cooking videos are legendary
This is from his fry video https://youtu.be/7E4StlboB48
at one point he yells at the fire to "stop"

>> No.16947482

>>16947470
there was also a video where he wants to make fries, so he boils potatoes in water thinking that boiling potatoes long enough will turn them into french fries. Then when he realizes it doesn't work, he just takes his boiled potatoes and pours mayonnaise, ranch, and ketchup on them and calls it a "stew."
He's a weird guy.

>> No.16947534

>>16947441
It tastes of nothing m8.

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>>16947482
That's an old school one for sure.
https://youtu.be/bllo-y-37Xo

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>>16947441
He's right, though.
For cooking you need a beer with a lot stronger flavour if you actually want to get something out of using beer at all.

>> No.16947709

>>16947343
excuse me "one of the girls" Ill have you know the foam video features one girl and one male specimen with a vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OS2qN80J7s&t=481s

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>>16947709
They should be glad I acknowledge them as human.

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>>16941517

>> No.16948088

>>16946524
Some even masturbate to it.

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>>16943433
why are wh*teoids like this

>> No.16948336

>>16947718
god i wish my testicles were that tomato

>> No.16948505

>>16941485
Feels like the /ck/ equivalent of foam adventure

>> No.16948506

>>16947718
Doesn't she know how unattractive muscles are on a woman?

>> No.16948511

>>16948506
Homosexual.

>> No.16948568

>>16939593
obviously a joke

>> No.16948589

>>16941251
when I was a kid, I used to pull cotton candy off the stick, roll it up into a tiny ball, and then eat it like it was a piece of candy

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>>16948589

>> No.16948628

>>16942904
peaking during your tumblr phase and then not growing out of it

>> No.16948790

>>16941485
The butter wasn't combined with the sugar well enough, it was wayyyy too dense, this is one of the most noob mistakes when baking, it actually requires incorporating air to fluff up.

>> No.16948926

>>16948790
I fucking hate you, Ragusea.

>> No.16948967

>>16939753
laughed out loud, have a upboat and gold star, kind stranger

>> No.16948973

>>16948568
its not my gf had this in nutrition class

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>>16942641
non white countries dont have animal protection laws fucking golem

>> No.16949005
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>> No.16949022

>>16941277
people beat off to this. I wish i was joking

>> No.16949033

>>16949022
Yeah I know, I'm one of them.

>> No.16949038

>>16941443
Always wondered what these were. Explains the trace strange, kind of raw flavor.

>> No.16949068

>>16943380
Damn, a burger that doesn't have the most massive patties in the world? Sign me up.

>> No.16949082

These threads always feel lonely when the BBQ webm isn't posted

>> No.16949101

>>16949005
Wasn't there some explanation for this? Like his noodle arms can't safely tip that giant hot pot of soup using one hand per handle so he had to do that.

>> No.16949606

>>16941251
no one eats this. they just take a photo of themselves holding it and then throw it away

>> No.16949705

>>16942904
Millennialism. If you don't wind up being a bitter, disgusting racist faggot in your 30s you turn into this.

>> No.16949715

>>16941443
fuck I miss having those
why are they so rare

>> No.16949717

>>16949705
Please elaborate

>> No.16949721

>>16941517
masaokis?

>> No.16949779

>>16947295
are there seriously no better ways to plate that? that looks messy as fuck, visually very unappealing

>> No.16949808

>>16939653
Imagine getting snatched up in the water and getting your head ripped off by a fucking human, what a stupid animal.

>> No.16949818

>>16942688
The most delicious dish in existence

>> No.16949849

>>16941251
Least sweet american dessert

>> No.16949857

>>16941453
You do realize the webm is posted with that filename to draw out the mutts?

>> No.16949919

>>16949101
i think he said it he didnt know how to do it without spilling and he felt like this was the best option and you can see him hesitate when he pours a bit and then he just says fuck it and commits. i tried to find this video but i have no idea what to even search for, i just skimmed through like 10 videos and couldnt find it.

>> No.16949935

>>16949101
>>16949919
i would be scared of the handle breaking if i had to do this any other way with 1 hand. if it's ceramic and very heavy like mine

>> No.16950076

>>16949919
Why would he transfer the contents of that pot to a pot that looks nearly the same but slightly smaller?

>> No.16950085

>>16949935
dutch ovens are supposed to have a cast iron core

>> No.16950109
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>>16949005
>>16949101
>>16949919
>>16950076
He could have used a ladle or placed the receiving pot lower to ease the transfer.
He didn't because he knew this "method" would get him more attention and therefore more money.

>>16949935
Unless you're filling it with mercury, there is zero risk of that happening. Perhaps not even then.

>> No.16950141

>>16950109
every sip is like eating 100 whole tuna fish.

>> No.16950151

>>16950141
imagine the gainz

>> No.16950766

>>16939294
Looks good. Dunno what the babies are on about.

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>>16941277

>> No.16950891

>>16947342
wow damn nigga that's so funny. It's a nokia. Get it.

>> No.16951306
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>>16941277

>> No.16951565
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>> No.16951641

>>16941277
>>16946524
>>16949022
>>16951306
I fucking hate Americans.

>> No.16951682

>>16939536
Thought this was the brick webm

>> No.16951706

>>16951641
It won't be long until you start hating humanity as a whole

>> No.16951842
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>>16941443
i had these as a kid
the texture is really great
its like a crispy croissant

i miss that shit so much

>> No.16951871

>>16941453
No. It's a German program about US gastronomy.

>> No.16951908

>>16939653
Am I supposed to be impressed an adult took that much time and effort to dispatch a bird?
What a pathetic faggot.

>> No.16951925

>>16941453
That poster has only one purpose in life and that is posting those webms in every thread he/she/it(probable tranny) can find.
It went from annoying to sad in my opinion.

>> No.16951983

>>16942763
me on the left

>> No.16952050

>>16949705
>racist

Oh noez, not the no-no thoughtcrime !
Kys troonfag

>> No.16952084

>>16952050
found the alt-right incel who desperately wants to be a victim

>> No.16952140

>>16941517
>we
no. you have to go back.

>> No.16952235

>>16945893
>pls use plastic gloves over heat
dumdum

>> No.16952327

>>16949715
They're so fucking good. I think they're particularly hard to get right, the frying process is really temperamental.

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>>16941277
>>16942964
If he became a successful violinist, he may not have turned to mukbang and becoming obese. Like Hitler and art school.

>> No.16953409

>>16952084
found the coddled child that thinks he's a victim

>> No.16953543

>>16953409
meant for >>16952050

>> No.16953596

>>16952084
>>16953409
Imagine seething so much you samefag six hour later.

>> No.16953614

>>16939593
i've done this at all of my apartments and never had any issues

>> No.16953619

>>16941408
literally the most popular way steak is ordered

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>>16953040
>Adopted by Americans
>Immediately put on antidepressants at age 7
Do they really?

>> No.16953869

>>16941517
a circle of protection around you fello cobranon

>> No.16953894

>>16951682
Anyone have the brick webm? I saw it about 5 years ago and sometimes find myself thinking about it still to this day.

>> No.16953927

>>16945976
yes

>> No.16953942

Someone post ja/ck/

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>> No.16954031

>>16941408
well what if I like mine crispy on the inside but raw on the outside?

>> No.16954042

>>16953965
way too many cuts for a minute and a half clip

>> No.16954071

>>16954031
stick a curling iron in it

>> No.16954264

>>16953835
everything about this scenario screams jewish

>> No.16954289

>>16953965
Anyone who enjoys commercial beer is a fool. Guinnessfags are perhaps the most foolish.

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>>16954289
>t.

>> No.16954304

>>16954302
No, I wouldn't be caught dead holding a corona.

>> No.16954333

>>16941256
what?

>> No.16954341

>>16941256
>american
>hands are clearly not white
what?

>> No.16954376

>>16954304
Technically yes.

>> No.16954628

>>16947295
It looks like a flatten abortion. The tattoos on the "chef" should have warned me.

>> No.16954631

>>16951641
Mexi-shart detected.

>> No.16954643

>>16939294
This cannot be real

>> No.16954650

>>16941267
Thought for sure mayo was going in

>> No.16954793

>>16945132
Not my problem

>> No.16954834

>>16952084
married with two kids, try again nigger.

>> No.16954836

>>16949705
racism is actually soo good.

>> No.16955013
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>> No.16955016

>>16955013
I'm not sure what we just did or why

>> No.16955114

>>16953596
I can't imagine it. Why are you so angry, incel?

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>>16954834
>married with two kids, try again nigger.

>> No.16955248
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>> No.16955251

>>16955016
Hot water crust raised pork pie with jelly from the meat stock.

>> No.16955272

>>16955114
>can't imagine what he already did
So you're basically saying you're sub-sentient? Must be a bot.

>> No.16955283

>>16955272
Who are you quoting, schizo?

>> No.16955335

>>16939536
isnt this a VS Commodore?

>> No.16955362

>>16939593
>took Nutrition class
>still use mass produced ground meat
hmm

>> No.16955376

>>16954341
that's mutt for ya

>> No.16955614

>>16947429
I want to dispose the contents of my balls on this mare's face and then dispose of her in the ocean.

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>> No.16955719

>>16939653
neat

>> No.16955781

>>16943368
i've been lurking here for probably 10 years and i never encountered this video
i started watching it on mute
for the first 10 seconds i was expecting a couple of dogs to appear
when 30 seconds elapsed and no dogs had appeared i began to realize what was happening
i take solace in the fact that they will die
and that i'll die
soon we'll all be dead
thank God

>> No.16955806

>>16955701
Huh.

>> No.16955820

>>16955116
>my entire worldview relies on my opponents fitting into an ad hominem slot, therefore you're lying

>> No.16955840
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>>16953040
He is not that good of a violinist.

>> No.16955861

>>16955820
>my entire worldview relies on my opponents fitting into an ad hominem slot, therefore you're lying
I appreciate the honesty, but what exactly am I lying about, incel?

>> No.16955875

>>16948252
Which neighborhood do you think it happens more often in?
We both know the answer.

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>>16952140
What are you even trying to say, doofus?
That /ck/ doesn't like TNG or that /ck/ does like Wesley?

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>>16955875
>Which neighborhood do you think it happens more often in?
>We both know the answer.
I don't think either of us know which neighborhood has the most stolen candy. However, all the evidence I've seen points to wh*teoids being the race most likely to steal candy during Halloween.

Why are wh*teoids like this?

>> No.16955905

>>16955901
We both know the real truth, but only white neighborhoods actually have cameras. Blacks can't afford cameras, and if they could, they'd just get stolen.

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>>16955905
>but only white neighborhoods actually have cameras
>Blacks can't afford cameras
By this logic, black neighborhoods couldn't afford to put out candy and thus would be going to white neighborhoods with cameras to steal candy.

But wait, there was only one video posted of hispanics stealing candy, no videos of blacks stealing candy and here is a third video of wh*teoids stealing candy.

Why are wh*teoids like this?

>> No.16955950

>>16955905
>only white neighborhoods actually put out candies
Like niggers are gonna share? Top kek.

>> No.16955952

>>16955947
>that hair
>white

not even in america

>> No.16955970

>>16955950
you can't trick or treat in black neighborhoods

https://nypost.com/2021/11/04/indiana-man-charged-with-shooting-trick-or-treaters-killing-one/

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27482694

I was looking for the second story but it happened again this year lol

>> No.16955994

>>16955950
True, Halloween candy theft is a predominantly white on white crime.

>>16955970
You can't trick or treat in white neighborhoods either, all the wh*teoids steal all of the candy.

>> No.16956093

>>16939653
>ISaidJustALittleOffTheTopYouFuckingCunt.jpg

>> No.16956112

>>16947295
>Delicately pipe out sauces
>Slam fruit placenta cake on top
Got a laugh outta me

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>>16947295
Why would they film this?
Are they proud of the way it looks?

>> No.16956184

>>16942893
Did you really think you could sneak those in there?

>> No.16956185

>>16941663
I was thinking "what the fuck is Obey?" then I see the tin. Dumb groids man, at least write it out correctly. It's the same when the Scottish write like how they talk and it just turns into indecipherable shite.

>> No.16956218

>>16944214
>Food

>> No.16956230

>>16939412
>This confuses the chicken

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16956523

>>16941517
twu

>> No.16957073

>>16955947
>third video of wh*teoids stealing candy
That's a spic, sure as hell not white.

Let me enlighten you.
niggers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiM6XgdxsUk&ab_channel=Vivint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db9Z5YB_p-0&ab_channel=InconvenientTruth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVRO5ulVfSA&ab_channel=UditKrishnasai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My3OSUyeJvU&ab_channel=ViralSnareRightsManagement
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3d5z4z

And a couple bonuses, a spic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsjmcXoiMjo&ab_channel=ABC10

And some fatties:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5436u5

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>>16941485
I'm utterly shocked

>> No.16957197

>>16955861
lying to yourself, your entire view of reality is based on falsehood, otherwise you'd know race is more than skin deep

>> No.16957366

>>16941485
Only way I now it's female and not a tranny is because if it was it would be too lazy to properly shave and thus have a shadow.

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16957427

>>16943433
those are from the little hat tribe

>> No.16958770

>>16941246
>>16941247
>eat like a disgusting slob
>get angry when people call you a disgusting slob
Why are Americans like this?

>> No.16958823

>>16943368
Is it too bad if I didn't cringe until 7 minutes in?

>> No.16958858

>>16951306
who is the girl? looks great!

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16958872

>>16941485
>>16941517
>>16943368
dude there's no way.
when she was doing the weird shit with the lemons and eggs i was like "fuck this reminds me of the furries buying foam"
what a weird world we live in.

>> No.16959001

>>16941246
do americans really live like that
thats fucked up

>> No.16959041

>>16943388
Gross

>> No.16959119

>>16941471
Make me faggot

>> No.16959476

>>16942665
Fuck that looks good.

>> No.16959676

>>16959476
I usually dislike the texture of those kinda gooey meat things, but that doesn't mean the taste ain't fantastic.

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>> No.16959839

>>16950109
i have been contemplating the idea of making myself intentionally crazy by consuming mercury

>> No.16959850

>>16955840
>goatse burger

>> No.16959856

>>16955701
looks time consuming, but certainly intriguing

>> No.16959876

>>16941251
my teeth hurt

>> No.16959901

>>16946222
>like tapping your feet after you put shoes on to make sure they fit and are comfortable.
what the fuck are you talking about

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>>16959901
i swear thats a thing, like when you buy new shoes you sort of tap them on the ground or lightly kick it against the wall the make sure it fits well, i have been doing this my whole life, my mum told me to do it, even the show salesman. but i just looked it up and i literally cant find anything.

>> No.16959929

>>16959901
>he doesn't give the shoe a little tappa tappa
Seriously though, people give their shoes a kick to seat them after putting them on. I'm sure I could find an example on video if I searched hard enough, but it's not exactly a gesture that has a particular name.

>> No.16959937

>>16959929
thank god im not alone. i thought i was going crazy for a second. i dont do it every time but i do sometimes need to do it.

>> No.16959951

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0YVcYdzu8

More butta more betta

>> No.16960070

>>16939593
How does she look like an 8 yo, college cunts have it so fucking easy at least they'll have imposter syndrome the rest of their lives

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16960175

>>16959901
the ol' tappa tappa

>> No.16960255

>>16944214
>sugar homonculus
>food

>> No.16960275

>>16959724
How does he get out?

>> No.16960975

>>16960275
How does he get IN?

>> No.16961588

>>16951565
forgot this guys face
could have kept it that way

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