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>> No.16939603

wypipo be like:

>> No.16939607

How do you drink the solid pieces?

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>> No.16939620

That's mostly water, stupid ass bitch

>> No.16939639

does this work?

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>> No.16939672

damn, wouldn't just snapping the neck suffice?
that looks messy

>> No.16939693

It's to cleanly dispose of the esophagus and stomach without vomit spilling everywhere.

>> No.16939694

the ocean is literally the least messy place you could decapitate a bird, dipshit

>> No.16939753

>not my problem

>> No.16939768

>let me show how i learned to cook
>in nutrition class

>> No.16939950

if you have to ask, you should try it

>> No.16940918

god i hate those types. they are unironically the reason "public food" like kindergartens and cafeterias are horrible.

>> No.16940965

White people have no souls. Insects

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>> No.16941216

Ewww thats fucked up

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>> No.16941248

here it comes again

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>> No.16941270

When I see shit like this I wonder if I've just got a weak stomach, because I simply would not be able to take more than a couple bites before puking from the excess sugar.

>> No.16941272

>no new webms

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>> No.16941314

Yea, but you have to keep toasting until done.

>> No.16941369

>some poorfag SEETHING that America has food

>> No.16941389

Revolting, it would be kinder to put him down

>> No.16941396

Will there ever be a webm thread that has actual recipes that are truly a good meal? There has to be some kind of tag for serious webms. These are all plebbit tier reposts.

>> No.16941402

>cinnamon whiskey
gross. Why not just use regular whiskey and real cinnamon?

>> No.16941405

does he have to make it look before he tosses it in? why did he turn it around like that?

>> No.16941408

only if you like your steak extra crispy on the outside and raw on the inside

>> No.16941416

Looks disgusting.

>> No.16941417

Man, one day you're just flying along, being a bird, and a dude grabs you out of midair and pulls your whole god damn head off. Sucks to be a bird.

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It's rare to find videos that edit down well into a webm length recipe.

>> No.16941453

These atrocities are German not US.

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>> No.16941463

this is a good way to start a fire

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Stop replying to him.

>> No.16941481

literal bug people

>> No.16941482

No wonder this guy has to wear a mask. I'd be ashamed to act like that too.

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>> No.16941507

Faroeo Islands. Great technique, part of their culture.

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I still can't believe this chick went on to do something more cringy than the foam video.
It's like back when we thought that playing Wesley Crusher had to be the ultimate low a man could sink to.

>> No.16941568

Must be the most expensive way to catch seagulls

>> No.16941604

Could you post a vaguer video than this?

>> No.16941611

Bad luck to kill a sea bird

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>> No.16941653

Is the gull okay?

>> No.16941661

I thought that was only albatrosses?

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>turns the head around so it can see its own dead body for the last second of awereness

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Gulls are not really seabirds.

>> No.16941717


Dios mios los Blancos....

All whites are insane, genuinely souless beings no wonder so many around the world have suffered to europoors and imperial americants

>> No.16941824


This kills the bird.

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45 minutes or so until /ck/ plays /vr/ in the 4chan autumn babbyc Up.

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I'll get the beers in lads.

>> No.16942421

Why would you season the meat while it is already frying in the pan? And than you mix it with a fork in a Teflon pan. Why?

>> No.16942423

this thread is upsetting i knew this beforehand yet i still opened it and yet i still watched every single webm

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What's the foam video? Never saw this person until the lemon cake.

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No one cares, fuck off shill.

>> No.16942641


get wrecked you fucking pussies this awesome

>> No.16942650

It's not how cringe the whole thing is, or the bit about "tears of racists called out in the media" that pisses me off. It's how it calls sticks of butter "prisms".

>> No.16942658

How do you make taco sauce then, you powdered bitch?

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>> No.16942669

You should probably learn the old fashioned way.

Because cleaning up the grease and juices in that toaster is going to be more trouble than it's worth and you're going to attract pests if left alone.

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I find his belly mesmerizing

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Everyone knows that already

>> No.16942777

>cooking with stella
lmao, you might as well just use water

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>> No.16942851

>Add eggs at the start
>If egg coagulates start a new sauce
Well fuck you

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This looks disgusting. Who the hell wants sugar on their pure sugar? I couldn't imagine anyone eating this abomination.

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This makes me so fucking angry.

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>> No.16942904

What kind of mental illness is this?

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>> No.16942937

I can confirm soaking the fat and juices of cooking meat with pita bread is OG Levant technique. My mother does it.

>> No.16942964

he's Ukranian dipshit

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This kills the seagull

>> No.16942983

>nitro swill

>> No.16943019

Retard forgot to add 1 cup of water with the fries.

>> No.16943294

>beer engine
How's that work?

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Just remember, you asked for it.

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Which would you prefer?

>> No.16943406

Why is it FUCKING RAW?!?

>> No.16943424

FUck that looks good. I want a french grandma to make that for me.

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>> No.16943433

why are spics like this

>> No.16943435

like that's any better

>> No.16943436

smashstack > mincemonster

>> No.16943452


sleep tight

>> No.16943471

for me it's "zest the sour boi"

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>> No.16943705

Looks like one of those Israeli-Russian mass produced for Youtube and Tiktok clickbait videos. I don't doubt that there is actual bad American food, but literally every single thing shown or claimed by the video is wrong.

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There is a lot of bad stuff for sure

>> No.16943991

Why is it always the cute ones that cook like absolute dolts

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>> No.16944003
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There are pipes under the sand.
Here's another neat trick; the beer is already in the glass and the table is heated. The heat makes the beer boil up so it looks like there's more of it.
Classic bar hustle.

>> No.16944010

Based Lighthouse reference

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That bullshit might fool /pol/, but people on this board already know who the PCRM are.

>> No.16944058

pure skill

>> No.16944109

It's hot sand and the little cups have water and super fine coffee and as you run it into the hot sand it quickly boils to the top

>> No.16944214

>why are poor people after free food?

>> No.16944269

>people on this board already know who the PCRM are
Going by the wiki page, PETA tier big pharma falseflaggers.

>> No.16944681

Blue milk is a real thing

>> No.16945132

i think the thing that pisses me off the most is this dumb cunt pouring grease down a drain

>> No.16945200


enjoy knowing your children will die because they can only eat 'natural' foods

>> No.16945212

I took a diet and nutrition class. They did not teach us this.

>> No.16945214

Fuck seagulls.

>> No.16945220

This looks so fucking unappetising.

>> No.16945237

i wish this retard wasnt fun to watch just as a character study

>> No.16945242

Fucking subhuman.

>> No.16945249

Me after tacobelll

>> No.16945252

Does it really makes that much of a difference? Unless you're brining or marinating, the seasoning gets added at more or less the same time in the preparation process

>> No.16945261

Why do meds/ near Easterners have the absolute best for

>> No.16945271

What sad chink made this to cover up the original?

>> No.16945277

It was a euro

>> No.16945327

This place went out of business lol

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>> No.16945537 [DELETED] 

Okay? Is that a toaster, you nigger dickhole?

>> No.16945647

why not at least get some nice bread too? Instead of what looks like basic supermarket bagged bread?

>> No.16945795

Big gainz incoming

>> No.16945893

stop touching my food with your bare hands you fucking monster

>> No.16945932

oh baby

>> No.16945936

not my problem

>> No.16945971
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What section 8 housing and thousands in gibs and food stamps isnt enough anymore? Tell juanita to stop shitting out 10 kids then.

>> No.16945976

werent these c0nfirmed fake?

>> No.16946192
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*tap tap*

>> No.16946222

i think that first tap is to make sure the knife is resting in the hand the right way. like tapping your feet after you put shoes on to make sure they fit and are comfortable.

>> No.16946524

people watch this...?

>> No.16946621

>not knowing foam

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>> No.16946943

diablo que sera esto… mamaguevo

>> No.16947026

my eyes just went wide. this is the same embarrassing fucking creature? god damn.

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Wait. She's one of the girls from foam adventure?

>> No.16947352

You mean how most people like their steak

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>> No.16947441

Yeah we get it pal you're really manly.

>> No.16947442

Had me until she started dumping barbeque sauce on it.

>> No.16947462

hahaha never thought I'd see cobes cooking videos on here

>> No.16947470

This is KingCobraJFS, a weird autistic person. His cooking videos are legendary
This is from his fry video https://youtu.be/7E4StlboB48
at one point he yells at the fire to "stop"

>> No.16947482

there was also a video where he wants to make fries, so he boils potatoes in water thinking that boiling potatoes long enough will turn them into french fries. Then when he realizes it doesn't work, he just takes his boiled potatoes and pours mayonnaise, ranch, and ketchup on them and calls it a "stew."
He's a weird guy.

>> No.16947534

It tastes of nothing m8.

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That's an old school one for sure.

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He's right, though.
For cooking you need a beer with a lot stronger flavour if you actually want to get something out of using beer at all.

>> No.16947709

excuse me "one of the girls" Ill have you know the foam video features one girl and one male specimen with a vagina

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They should be glad I acknowledge them as human.

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>> No.16948088

Some even masturbate to it.

>> No.16948252
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why are wh*teoids like this

>> No.16948336

god i wish my testicles were that tomato

>> No.16948505

Feels like the /ck/ equivalent of foam adventure

>> No.16948506

Doesn't she know how unattractive muscles are on a woman?

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>> No.16948568

obviously a joke

>> No.16948589

when I was a kid, I used to pull cotton candy off the stick, roll it up into a tiny ball, and then eat it like it was a piece of candy

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>> No.16948628

peaking during your tumblr phase and then not growing out of it

>> No.16948790

The butter wasn't combined with the sugar well enough, it was wayyyy too dense, this is one of the most noob mistakes when baking, it actually requires incorporating air to fluff up.

>> No.16948926

I fucking hate you, Ragusea.

>> No.16948967

laughed out loud, have a upboat and gold star, kind stranger

>> No.16948973

its not my gf had this in nutrition class

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non white countries dont have animal protection laws fucking golem

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>> No.16949022

people beat off to this. I wish i was joking

>> No.16949033

Yeah I know, I'm one of them.

>> No.16949038

Always wondered what these were. Explains the trace strange, kind of raw flavor.

>> No.16949068

Damn, a burger that doesn't have the most massive patties in the world? Sign me up.

>> No.16949082

These threads always feel lonely when the BBQ webm isn't posted

>> No.16949101

Wasn't there some explanation for this? Like his noodle arms can't safely tip that giant hot pot of soup using one hand per handle so he had to do that.

>> No.16949606

no one eats this. they just take a photo of themselves holding it and then throw it away

>> No.16949705

Millennialism. If you don't wind up being a bitter, disgusting racist faggot in your 30s you turn into this.

>> No.16949715

fuck I miss having those
why are they so rare

>> No.16949717

Please elaborate

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>> No.16949779

are there seriously no better ways to plate that? that looks messy as fuck, visually very unappealing

>> No.16949808

Imagine getting snatched up in the water and getting your head ripped off by a fucking human, what a stupid animal.

>> No.16949818

The most delicious dish in existence

>> No.16949849

Least sweet american dessert

>> No.16949857

You do realize the webm is posted with that filename to draw out the mutts?

>> No.16949919

i think he said it he didnt know how to do it without spilling and he felt like this was the best option and you can see him hesitate when he pours a bit and then he just says fuck it and commits. i tried to find this video but i have no idea what to even search for, i just skimmed through like 10 videos and couldnt find it.

>> No.16949935

i would be scared of the handle breaking if i had to do this any other way with 1 hand. if it's ceramic and very heavy like mine

>> No.16950076

Why would he transfer the contents of that pot to a pot that looks nearly the same but slightly smaller?

>> No.16950085

dutch ovens are supposed to have a cast iron core

>> No.16950109
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He could have used a ladle or placed the receiving pot lower to ease the transfer.
He didn't because he knew this "method" would get him more attention and therefore more money.

Unless you're filling it with mercury, there is zero risk of that happening. Perhaps not even then.

>> No.16950141

every sip is like eating 100 whole tuna fish.

>> No.16950151

imagine the gainz

>> No.16950766

Looks good. Dunno what the babies are on about.

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>> No.16950891

wow damn nigga that's so funny. It's a nokia. Get it.

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>> No.16951641

I fucking hate Americans.

>> No.16951682

Thought this was the brick webm

>> No.16951706

It won't be long until you start hating humanity as a whole

>> No.16951842
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i had these as a kid
the texture is really great
its like a crispy croissant

i miss that shit so much

>> No.16951871

No. It's a German program about US gastronomy.

>> No.16951908

Am I supposed to be impressed an adult took that much time and effort to dispatch a bird?
What a pathetic faggot.

>> No.16951925

That poster has only one purpose in life and that is posting those webms in every thread he/she/it(probable tranny) can find.
It went from annoying to sad in my opinion.

>> No.16951983

me on the left

>> No.16952050


Oh noez, not the no-no thoughtcrime !
Kys troonfag

>> No.16952084

found the alt-right incel who desperately wants to be a victim

>> No.16952140

no. you have to go back.

>> No.16952235

>pls use plastic gloves over heat

>> No.16952327

They're so fucking good. I think they're particularly hard to get right, the frying process is really temperamental.

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If he became a successful violinist, he may not have turned to mukbang and becoming obese. Like Hitler and art school.

>> No.16953409

found the coddled child that thinks he's a victim

>> No.16953543

meant for >>16952050

>> No.16953596

Imagine seething so much you samefag six hour later.

>> No.16953614

i've done this at all of my apartments and never had any issues

>> No.16953619

literally the most popular way steak is ordered

>> No.16953835
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>Adopted by Americans
>Immediately put on antidepressants at age 7
Do they really?

>> No.16953869

a circle of protection around you fello cobranon

>> No.16953894

Anyone have the brick webm? I saw it about 5 years ago and sometimes find myself thinking about it still to this day.

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>> No.16953942

Someone post ja/ck/

>> No.16953965
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>> No.16954031

well what if I like mine crispy on the inside but raw on the outside?

>> No.16954042

way too many cuts for a minute and a half clip

>> No.16954071

stick a curling iron in it

>> No.16954264

everything about this scenario screams jewish

>> No.16954289

Anyone who enjoys commercial beer is a fool. Guinnessfags are perhaps the most foolish.

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>> No.16954304

No, I wouldn't be caught dead holding a corona.

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>> No.16954341

>hands are clearly not white

>> No.16954376

Technically yes.

>> No.16954628

It looks like a flatten abortion. The tattoos on the "chef" should have warned me.

>> No.16954631

Mexi-shart detected.

>> No.16954643

This cannot be real

>> No.16954650

Thought for sure mayo was going in

>> No.16954793

Not my problem

>> No.16954834

married with two kids, try again nigger.

>> No.16954836

racism is actually soo good.

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>> No.16955016

I'm not sure what we just did or why

>> No.16955114

I can't imagine it. Why are you so angry, incel?

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>married with two kids, try again nigger.

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>> No.16955251

Hot water crust raised pork pie with jelly from the meat stock.

>> No.16955272

>can't imagine what he already did
So you're basically saying you're sub-sentient? Must be a bot.

>> No.16955283

Who are you quoting, schizo?

>> No.16955335

isnt this a VS Commodore?

>> No.16955362

>took Nutrition class
>still use mass produced ground meat

>> No.16955376

that's mutt for ya

>> No.16955614

I want to dispose the contents of my balls on this mare's face and then dispose of her in the ocean.

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>> No.16955781

i've been lurking here for probably 10 years and i never encountered this video
i started watching it on mute
for the first 10 seconds i was expecting a couple of dogs to appear
when 30 seconds elapsed and no dogs had appeared i began to realize what was happening
i take solace in the fact that they will die
and that i'll die
soon we'll all be dead
thank God

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>> No.16955820

>my entire worldview relies on my opponents fitting into an ad hominem slot, therefore you're lying

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He is not that good of a violinist.

>> No.16955861

>my entire worldview relies on my opponents fitting into an ad hominem slot, therefore you're lying
I appreciate the honesty, but what exactly am I lying about, incel?

>> No.16955875

Which neighborhood do you think it happens more often in?
We both know the answer.

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What are you even trying to say, doofus?
That /ck/ doesn't like TNG or that /ck/ does like Wesley?

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>Which neighborhood do you think it happens more often in?
>We both know the answer.
I don't think either of us know which neighborhood has the most stolen candy. However, all the evidence I've seen points to wh*teoids being the race most likely to steal candy during Halloween.

Why are wh*teoids like this?

>> No.16955905

We both know the real truth, but only white neighborhoods actually have cameras. Blacks can't afford cameras, and if they could, they'd just get stolen.

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>but only white neighborhoods actually have cameras
>Blacks can't afford cameras
By this logic, black neighborhoods couldn't afford to put out candy and thus would be going to white neighborhoods with cameras to steal candy.

But wait, there was only one video posted of hispanics stealing candy, no videos of blacks stealing candy and here is a third video of wh*teoids stealing candy.

Why are wh*teoids like this?

>> No.16955950

>only white neighborhoods actually put out candies
Like niggers are gonna share? Top kek.

>> No.16955952

>that hair

not even in america

>> No.16955970

you can't trick or treat in black neighborhoods



I was looking for the second story but it happened again this year lol

>> No.16955994

True, Halloween candy theft is a predominantly white on white crime.

You can't trick or treat in white neighborhoods either, all the wh*teoids steal all of the candy.

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>> No.16956112

>Delicately pipe out sauces
>Slam fruit placenta cake on top
Got a laugh outta me

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Why would they film this?
Are they proud of the way it looks?

>> No.16956184

Did you really think you could sneak those in there?

>> No.16956185

I was thinking "what the fuck is Obey?" then I see the tin. Dumb groids man, at least write it out correctly. It's the same when the Scottish write like how they talk and it just turns into indecipherable shite.

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>> No.16956230

>This confuses the chicken

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>> No.16957073

>third video of wh*teoids stealing candy
That's a spic, sure as hell not white.

Let me enlighten you.

And a couple bonuses, a spic:

And some fatties:

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I'm utterly shocked

>> No.16957197

lying to yourself, your entire view of reality is based on falsehood, otherwise you'd know race is more than skin deep

>> No.16957366

Only way I now it's female and not a tranny is because if it was it would be too lazy to properly shave and thus have a shadow.

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those are from the little hat tribe

>> No.16958770

>eat like a disgusting slob
>get angry when people call you a disgusting slob
Why are Americans like this?

>> No.16958823

Is it too bad if I didn't cringe until 7 minutes in?

>> No.16958858

who is the girl? looks great!

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dude there's no way.
when she was doing the weird shit with the lemons and eggs i was like "fuck this reminds me of the furries buying foam"
what a weird world we live in.

>> No.16959001

do americans really live like that
thats fucked up

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>> No.16959119

Make me faggot

>> No.16959476

Fuck that looks good.

>> No.16959676

I usually dislike the texture of those kinda gooey meat things, but that doesn't mean the taste ain't fantastic.

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>> No.16959839

i have been contemplating the idea of making myself intentionally crazy by consuming mercury

>> No.16959850

>goatse burger

>> No.16959856

looks time consuming, but certainly intriguing

>> No.16959876

my teeth hurt

>> No.16959901

>like tapping your feet after you put shoes on to make sure they fit and are comfortable.
what the fuck are you talking about

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i swear thats a thing, like when you buy new shoes you sort of tap them on the ground or lightly kick it against the wall the make sure it fits well, i have been doing this my whole life, my mum told me to do it, even the show salesman. but i just looked it up and i literally cant find anything.

>> No.16959929

>he doesn't give the shoe a little tappa tappa
Seriously though, people give their shoes a kick to seat them after putting them on. I'm sure I could find an example on video if I searched hard enough, but it's not exactly a gesture that has a particular name.

>> No.16959937

thank god im not alone. i thought i was going crazy for a second. i dont do it every time but i do sometimes need to do it.

>> No.16959951


More butta more betta

>> No.16960070

How does she look like an 8 yo, college cunts have it so fucking easy at least they'll have imposter syndrome the rest of their lives

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the ol' tappa tappa

>> No.16960255

>sugar homonculus

>> No.16960275

How does he get out?

>> No.16960975

How does he get IN?

>> No.16961588

forgot this guys face
could have kept it that way

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