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Does anyone just eat "an egg" as in one?

>> No.16928184

Sure.

>> No.16928185

>>16928178
no i always have three because im not an eighty pound woman

>> No.16928189

>>16928178
I've never eaten less than 2 at a time.

>> No.16928396

>>16928178
3 scrambled eggs with 4 slices of bread. anything more or less is anorexic or obese.

>> No.16928401

>>16928178
yes i always have one because i am an eighty pound woman

>> No.16928416

Do you mean a single egg with nothing else? Or are you including a single egg with sausage, potatoes, toast, coffee, and orange juice as an option?

>> No.16928418

>>16928178
i have two because i am a 160 pound woman

>> No.16928446

>>16928178
only when I have hard boiled eggs

>> No.16928455
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>>16928418
disgusting

>> No.16928504

>>16928185
>Larps about being manly on 4chan
>only has three eggs

How do you fail at everything

>> No.16928523

>>16928418
hot if you're tall

>> No.16928529

>>16928178
When I ate eggs I'd scramble 4 or 5

>> No.16928541

>>16928178
Never. I usually boil 4 at once and supplement when with as many vegetables (cucumbers, tomatoes, bell peppers) I can fit on a plate.

>> No.16930025

Jews and women mainly.
Or basically any Australian sodomite

>> No.16930027

>>16928178
Yeah, I have done this as a quick snack before since frying an egg takes maybe 5 minutes or so.

>> No.16930028

>>16928178
if i forgot to buy more

if i only had one if probably hard boil it so it would be less clean up for just one egg

>> No.16930033

If hard boiled and I'm headed to work yes. If I sit down to eat on my day off, 3 minimum

>> No.16930035

>>16928178
I make an egg sandwich with only one egg.

>> No.16930075
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>>16928178
Only time I only cook one egg is if it's going on a sandwich or in a another dish. Otherwise, I have a 4 egg omelet.

>> No.16930279

>>16928178
No I have two every time, but those are both on separate sandwiches. If I eat them solo, it's five-6 eggs, scrambled.

>> No.16930290

>>16928178
absolutely, when i make fried eggs always try to eat the yolk whole so you dont lose any yolk on the plate

on second read i realize you mean to eat a single egg as a meal. never, always at least two eggs if its meant to be a meal or if its just one egg, its meant to be a part of another dish like soft boiled egg in ramen

>> No.16930629

yes

>> No.16930633

I'm obese but I only ever eat two eggs at a time because thats enough eggs in any situation.

>> No.16930634

>>16928178
I eat "no eggs", as in, none.

>> No.16930638

>>16930634
>7 grams protein per egg
>180 calories
>good cholesterol
Do you hate healthy eating?

>> No.16930649

>>16930633
Obese from what? If you're not eating a lot of eggs then what the hell is making you fat? Cheetos and beer?
I suggest eating more eggs.

>> No.16930651

>>16928178
yeah, just one over some toast is nice. that consistency in pic is perfection. based and chilled.

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>>16930638
>good cholesterol
>healthy eating
You don't need to eat cholesterol.

>> No.16930663

>>16930649
Liquor

>> No.16930666

>>16930662
You literally do, unless you're weak-gened

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16930667

What's the best way to cook simple fried eggs? When I cook them on medium heat, they always get too "big" in the pan, to remedy this I start with high heat so the whites solidify before they crawl across the whole pan, but even when I turn the heat down right away the whites end up too rubbery

So what's the best way to have smaller width eggs?

>> No.16930670

>>16930663
Well, that'll do it. I eat like a bird but enjoy my beer. Yes, I'm fat.

>> No.16930673

>>16930667
Cook in plenty of oil and use a tablespoon to spoon the hot oil onto the eggs

>> No.16930677

>>16930667
Buy an egg pan

>> No.16930681

>>16930673
I use butta

>> No.16930683

>>16930667
do you mean they spread out too much?
your pan/stove probably isn't level
put some water in your pan and crack the eggs wherever the water flows to, or you can adjust the level of the burner with aluminum foil or something

or just get egg rings

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>>16930666
You probably don't even know that your own body makes cholesterol.

>> No.16930686

>>16928178
Yes I do, and very rarely at that. I'm not trying to max out my cholesterol and have a heart attack
>>16928185
>>16928504
>>16928189
>>16928396
>>16928418
>>16928529
>>16928541
>>16930279
>>16930638
Yeah, your cholesterol is high and your blood pressure probably is too. Ask your doctor next time and (s)he'll tell you.

>> No.16930695 [DELETED] 

Okay, kids, here it is:
HDL = BAD cholesterol
HDH = GOOD cholesterol

>> No.16930699

>>16930686
There is no correlation between dietary and blood cholesterol levels.

>> No.16930700

>>16930695
Fuck... I'm drunk - I mean LDL = bad and HDL = good.

>> No.16930703

>>16930667
crack low above a pan which has some melted butter going. you should hear a gentle sizzle. little bit of salt and pepper (the star should be the egg so buy some nice ones) and cover. done quickly, perfect texture like op pic

>> No.16930704

>>16930699
Did you fail your college nutrition course, bru?

>> No.16930717

>>16930704
Your body does not magically absorb cholesterol from your diet. You can have a diet consisting of high in HDL and still be healthy as long as you balance it with vegestables and healthy fats.

https://www.healthline.com/health/cholesterol-and-heart-disease

>> No.16930725

>>16930686
>I'm an old bitch who's afraid of death so I brag to mongolian basket weavers about my perceived dietary choices

>> No.16930731

>>16930667
Cold eggs

>> No.16930736

>>16930704
Literally only women go into nutrition and they tend to be stupid. How'd you do?

>> No.16930746

>>16930704
>>16930717
Also, do you want to know what fucks up the cardiovascular system more than a high fat diet? Sugar.
High sugar blood levels will cut tears into your veins, which will heal and form scar tissue. This tissue is perfect for calcium and HDL to deposit and form blood clots. And that is if you're lucky.
If your insulin levels and production instead get so low that it simply stops existing your cells will no longer be able to absorb nutrients, and your blood cells will no longer be able to transport them. Your tissue will simply start to die and rot. If sepsis doesn't kill you, your organs will simply shut down, and you'll die in agonizing pain.
Stay away from sugar, gentlemen.

>> No.16930752

>>16928178
I make a boiled egg sandwhich when I eat eggs. recipes like parika, chicken salt, leafy greens, little bit of vinegar mayo mixed with boiled eggs not too small not too big other than that dont eat em on there own

>> No.16930790

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt3E1_oNoA

>> No.16930798

Eggs are a blessing provided to us from our chicken brethren. Every day I pray for bountiful ovum and delicious egg

>> No.16930801
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>>16930736
Nutrition was an obligatory course for my EMS degree. I'm a paramedic.

>> No.16930822

>>16930686
Jokes on you, I haven't even eaten an egg in a year

>> No.16930834

>>16930822
Natures gift to humanity - IGNORED
Step up on your nutrition, bru.

>> No.16931030

>>16928178
I only have one egg if I go to my sister's house and tell her to make me and my nephew an egg and she doesn't tell me to leave

>> No.16931039

>>16931030
Your sister, as mine does, ought to spoil you rotten.

>> No.16931045

>>16928178
Two if fried, four if scrambled
Idk what kind of voodoo magic goes on when scrambling eggs, but it always feels like way less than it is

>> No.16931135

>>16928178
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown i eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

>> No.16931161

>>16931135
>four dozen eggs every morning
Perhaps you ought to take a minute to revise your statement.

>> No.16931201

>>16928178
I don't like odd numbers so I always have 2 if I'm not following a recipe

>> No.16931204

>>16931161
u might have autism

>> No.16931222
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16931222

5 eggs scrambled with a can of tuna mixed in

>> No.16931233

>>16931222
BRAP on brother, BRAP on.

>> No.16931323

>>16930686
>your doctor
I don't have a doctor

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16931436

>>16930667
come out to your friends and family they'll get you one of these for christmas

>> No.16931441

>>16928178
Hell yea.
I'd rather have toast and bacon with it, but Walmart not being open all night is really fucking me here since I work the evening shift at my joint. (Because apparently we have a pandemic of... vampires?)

>> No.16931446

When I’m at a restaurant/diner I’ll always get two but at home I now make just one. I find that I get bored and somewhat sick of it within the second egg and one is better: leaves me wanting more and thoroughly enjoying it.

Not the case for scrambled eggs of course, where one is not enough.

>> No.16931450

>>16930667
I just shimmy the edges back with my spatula.
I gotta flip the oil up on top of em anyhow.

>> No.16931452

>>16931045
I know, right?
That happened to me just the other day.
3 fried eggs is the perfect amount for a drunk snack, but I scramble them instead and it's like a quarter too little eggs.