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Who's Joe and why are his burgers so sloppy?

>> No.16913133

I'm Joe and that's the way I like them.

>> No.16913144

>>16913128
Manwich was already taken

>> No.16913169

>>16913128
Stop trying to locate and domesticate him!

>> No.16913185

>>16913128
Cuz I keep fucking the meat

>> No.16913187
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16913187

Joe mama

>> No.16913248

>>16913128
mm sloppa

>> No.16914286

if they belonged to a guy named joe, they would be called "joe's sloppies", not "sloppy joes". in other words, the burgers themselves are joes.

>> No.16914299

>>16914286
wrong, i invented them, and i'm dyslexic

>> No.16914368

>>16914286
t-they made Joe into burgers?

>> No.16914375

most American recipes boil down to taking traditional European food and finding a way to put simple carbs into the dish. Abhorrent.

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>>16914368
>walk into cafe
>ask for a cup of joe
>"sure thing"
>hear the barista undoing his zipper

>> No.16914388

>>16913128
why would you post a pic of a dirty dan?

>> No.16914419

>>16914384
Shut the fuck up

>> No.16914438
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>>16914419
nah

>> No.16914461

Love Disheveled Kevins

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>>16914438
Don't make me threaten you

>> No.16914647

>>16914461
that's clearly an unkempt karen. ass.

>> No.16914704

>>16914647
Its a regional name

>> No.16914730

>>16914286
no...it comes from a guy named joe who used to pay hookers to take dumps on his chest. hence getting a sloppy joe

>> No.16914762

>>16914730
if that's so, then it still holds true that "joe" refers to the burgers.

>> No.16914768
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16914768

i'm joe's retarded cousin, mr. wich.

>> No.16914775

>>16914768
>Hahah, Mr. Wich is my father's name. You can call me Man.

>> No.16915204

>>16913187
That chef looks ridiculously happy.

>> No.16915242

>>16915204
Can't relate.

>> No.16915354

>>16914375
Most European posts start with barging into a thread about literally anything and crowbaring their obsession with Americans into it. Sad.

>> No.16915618

>>16913128
joe my balls lmao

>> No.16915639

>>16915242
do a little dance while cooking

>> No.16915828

>>16913128
Now I want some slovenly Joseph's. :( might make them with ground lamb tommorow.

>> No.16915866

>>16915828
hmmmmm.....lamb.

>> No.16915869
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>>16913128
I always wanted to go to Sloppy Joe's in Key West. They serve Sloppy Joes.

>> No.16915894

>>16915869
and pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain

>> No.16915915

>>16915894
Are the pina coladas sloppy too

>> No.16916502
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>>16913128
his name is Joe Manwich, and put some respect on it you faggot.

>> No.16916503

>>16913187
aw he looks so happy

>> No.16916577

>>16915915
I sure do hope so.

>> No.16916697

>>16914768
Man put that hurricane away, that shit will rot out your insides. Jesus fucking christ anon.

>> No.16916698

>>16916502
I make this more than I'd like to admit. As a standard it's perfectly fine for boomers/people allergic to spice. I add black and red pepper to mine.

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>>16913128
>You don't know joe?

How could you have not ever met your momma?

>> No.16916730

>>16916698
yeah I honestly don't see much wrong with it. brown some meat and throw in the sauce, season as desired, and cook it on low for a little bit. super easy meal, I've eaten it normally as a sandwich, put it on a baked potato, and sometimes I put it on that frozen cheese garlic bread from the store, cook em up and just put the sloppa on top and eat it like an open face sandwich.

>> No.16916748

>>16916713
I'm a dude, duderino.

>> No.16916923

>>16916730
It's s sweet though.

>> No.16916941

>>16916923
and not difficult to make on your own, and control the sweetness

>> No.16917144

>>16914704
Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "unkempt karen."

>> No.16917176

>>16917144
aurora borealis?

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>>16916697
lmao more than any other kind of swill?

>> No.16917408

>>16916730
Lotta people call it chili. Mostly people not from Texas

>> No.16917413

>>16913128
joe couldn't keep his patties together and just said fuck it

>> No.16917414

>>16914768
Why do you have a can of manwich if you're making it from scratch?

>> No.16918866

>>16917369
Absolutely, that high gravity shit does a number on your pancreas and stomach lining.

>t. Anon with bleeding stomach ulcers from being a degenerate.

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>>16914384
>walk up to vending machine
>get a cup of joe
>my friend joe keels over in pain, dies later the same day

>> No.16919659

>>16913128
He was a chad, chicks loved his sloppy meat between their spread buns.

>> No.16919772

>>16913128
The big question is why is there no fast food slippy joes?

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16920194

*unsloppies your joe*

>> No.16920232

We call them sloppy joes because it was a hilarious thing to serve GI's after they came home from the war. Joe was a common term for a soldier. So to really get their shell shock flared up we served them sloppy joe to remind them of the mince meat that would be left of their battle buddies after a bombing

>> No.16920239

>>16915869
Their sloppy joes kind of suck. The conch fritters are legit though

>> No.16920256

>>16920194
Firm Joe

>> No.16920285

>>16913128
Joe is a really common name. Some random sandwich shop guy named Joe probably started selling sandwiches of that sort and the name caught on and became a menu item elsewhere. Same as Fettuccini Alfredo.

>> No.16920305

>>16920256
>Precise Joseph

>> No.16920339

>>16913128
He must be a good man if he is a fan of SLOPPA

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>>16914384
>it's not piss
>it's diarrhea

>> No.16921379

Around here we call them Shitty Craigs

>> No.16921380

>>16913128
Joe mama

>> No.16922064

>>16913128
Onions fucking ruin them and make them inedible

>> No.16922257

Who's Joe and why's HE getting sloppy?

>> No.16922328

>>16913128
AAHAAHAHHAHAHA HAVE SOME MORE SCHLOPPY JOES I MADE EM EXTRA SCHLOPPY FOR YA MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

>> No.16922386

>>16922328
fuck you Joe, cunt

>> No.16923366

https://blog.blueapron.com/a-history-of-the-sloppy-jo/

>> No.16923422

what do anons like to put in their joes? i sautee onion, green pep, japs, garlic and put it in the beef with ketchup, mustard, bbq, worcestershire, paprika, cayenne, salt and pepper. and some times a little beer if its not shloppy enuough