As an American, I've never eaten the pic on the left

[Anonymous No.16903511]

So I question whether the right is really a typical English thing. Do Brits really start the day with a plate full of beans so they can fart literally all day? Why would you do this to yourself?

[Anonymous No.16903580]

>No toast
>No black pudding
>No hash browns
>The beans are in the centre and touching EVERYTHING

Christ alive

[Anonymous No.16903584]

>>16903511
If beans for breakfast were good enough for the pioneers and cowboys who built this nation they’re good enough for a limp twisted faggot like you.

[Anonymous No.16903587]

>>16903580
No fried bread either or brown sauce either.
Clueless.

[Anonymous No.16903589]

>>16903584
people work in offices now. that meal is literally built for the intention of crop dusting other cubicles. sorry but people don't eat breakfast and go work in a field by themselves for 5 hours before talking to someone. you can't do this when you live in a society.

[Anonymous No.16903594]

>>16903584
They were hardy europeans not the safe space seeking, mutt fags that modern Americans are.

[Anonymous No.16903600]

>>16903511
Beans never make me farty. Why does everyone else get farty.


And I only ate that american breakfast at diners.

[Anonymous No.16903609]

>>16903594
>mutt
EU says 100,000 Somalians a day for Europe to survive

[Anonymous No.16903624]

Breakfast is for fat people.

[Anonymous No.16903628]

>>16903624
factually incorrect but ok. eating breakfast is key to weight loss.

[Anonymous No.16903651]

>>16903511
Not every day. A fry up, as it is more properly called, is a common go-to when you're looking to treat yourself at breakfast.

[Anonymous No.16903694]

>>16903511
how the fuck have you never had eggs, bacon, hash browns and pancakes? are you 1 year old?

[Anonymous No.16903695]

>>16903511
It's just baked beans. They don't actually make you fart like in children's cartoons anon.
>>16903580
Anon, c'mon. It's a bit cheeky to call it a full English if it's not, you know "full", but it's not like a fry up is some sacred dish where you have to have everything or it's the end times. It is a shame there's no black pudding though, they're the best part.
>>16903589
Nobody who works in an office is likely to be eating a fry up -- not traditionally, anyway. Do people abroad not know that it's associated with the working class?

[Anonymous No.16903704]

>>16903695
>working class
>work in an office
>work
anon

[Anonymous No.16903708]

>>16903511
Thats for a family, right?
People dont actually eat this much?

[Anonymous No.16903721]

We've had this thread several times now. It's clear neither of those are proper representations of indulgent breakfasts of either nation.
And for fuck sake when will people who do not live in the US realize "breakfast" means hugely different things depending on which state you are in.

[Anonymous No.16903736]

>>16903704
Working class is the lowest social class, and it's usually associated with low-education jobs, i.e. hospitality and "blue collar" work. Ofc it also has a shitload of other stuff to do with culture and accent and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.16903739]

>>16903708
There's a reason the working class is ballooning into fat fucks. Heavily processed food and lots of greasy fry ups eaten by former rugby lads who now sit on their arse watching Dave on tv.

[Anonymous No.16903740]

>>16903589
Im a JBS labourer who studies part time and I lift thousands of 30kg-60kg lamb and mutton carcases onto racks per day, which I consider on the tougher side of labouring, and Im also good with a knife and Ive never had breakfast that calorie dense. Just a 3 egg omlette and a piece of bread.

[Anonymous No.16903741]

>>16903511
You've never been to a diner?

[Anonymous No.16903851]

>>16903580
>>16903587
Too many fuckin' tomatoes taking up valuable space. And no fried green tomatahs on the American plate either.

[Anonymous No.16903868]

kek that full english is so lopsided. soooo much tomato and mushroom. usually you get like two of each. beans are a bit much as well. and who the fuk are you fooling putting herbs on your eggs?

[Anonymous No.16903893]

>>16903708
It's for a person who'll be doing hard manual farm labour all day, and will use up every one of those calories that very morning.

[Anonymous No.16903898]

>>16903580
>noooooo foods can't touch each-other even though they're part of the same meal on the same plate and they're complementary and you'll combine them and eat them in the same bite anyway
Autists are really a different species huh

[Anonymous No.16903914]

>>16903898
and they bitch about italians when they get mad when you break pasta, brits are truly pathetic

[Anonymous No.16903949]

>>16903893
no it isn't. it's for a fat man 'treating himself' at a travelodge.

eating a lot for breakfast doesn't help you work. you got to bring lunch with you

[Anonymous No.16903955]

>>16903511
>15 tomatoes

[Anonymous No.16903984]

I fucking hate this fat cunt

[Anonymous No.16904004]

>>16903511
yeah its Media bullshit

[Anonymous No.16904059]

>>16903949
Spoken like a true NEET
This type of breakfast was made popular by cafes that factory workers went to before work.
The dish itself is a concept, you are supposed to have an element from each;
>Potato - Chips/Homefries/Hash browns
>Meat - Sausage/Bacon/Black pudding
>Roughage - Mushrooms/Beans
>Tomato - Chopped/Grilled/Baby (beans have a rich tomato sauce on them aswell)
>Bread - Toast/Fried bread
>Egg - Scrambled/Fried/Poached if you're a ponce

As long as you have something from each catagory it's a full english.
You can add and sub things out as you want which is what makes the dish popular, but they aren't traditional full englishes.

[Anonymous No.16904193]

>be American
>have a delicious balanced breakfast with tons of energy for the day

>be British
>eat a plate of beans with other stuff that might as well be garnish and then fard and shidd your pants all day

No wonder British births are so low. You spend all day farting at each other. And for those saying beans don't make them fart, don't be trolls. The science is settled and beans definitely objectively make people fart.

[Anonymous No.16904235]

>>16903584
This might be the most based yank bean take I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.16904247]

>>16903721
Those scrambled eggs are disgracefully overcooked.

[Anonymous No.16904248]

>>16904235
>why yes I'm based like the cowboys
>farts

[Anonymous No.16904321]

>>16904248
Kek

[Anonymous No.16904329]

>>16904193
>don’t include any fiber in your diet
>wonder why you fart when your body tries to figure out what to do with it on the rare occasion you eat some

[Anonymous No.16904666]

>>16904329
please post a study that shows that eating more fiber makes you not fart when you eat beans. we're all waiting.

[Anonymous No.16904730]

I never eat breakfast

[Anonymous No.16904736]

>>16903628
consuming less calories than you expend is the key to weight loss, fatty.

[Anonymous No.16904747]

>>16904736
post body

[Anonymous No.16904755]

>>16903511
In my opinion, sterotypical American breakfast is fucking horrible. It's all the same shit:
eggs
bacon
toast
tiny sausage links
waffles
pancakes
hash browns
grits
biscuits n' gravy

Let me order some pork fried rice. Let me order a steak. Let me order lobster risotto. Holy fuck, American breakfast culture is cancer.

[Anonymous No.16904774]

>>16904755
Imagine pretending to be mad about something like this for the prospect of anonymous you's

[Anonymous No.16904786]

>>16904774
I apologize for the butthurt. But I do detest it. Where ever you go for breakfast, even fast food places it's pretty much all the same thing.

[Anonymous No.16904808]

>>16904786
>a country has specific items for different meals of the day
>what the FUCK americans holy fucking shit i actually can't handle this
Go back to your fag country

[Anonymous No.16904820]

>>16904808
The difference in variety for lunch and dinner options is ridiculously more varied than breakfast.

[Anonymous No.16904977]

>>16904059
i know what a builders breakfast is you tourist

people don't eat a full fucking english every day before work. they eat it on sundays after a pissup. the hardest work i've ever done has been working as a beater on a shooting estate in the highlands, and you really didn't want to start with a massive breakfast doing that. maybe a bacon roll at the most. save the big eating for dinner.

[Anonymous No.16905039]

>>16903511
Who it's so many fried tomatoes?

I haven't tried fried tomatoes like that, are they good? How do you make them? Frying them with olive oil in a pan?

[Anonymous No.16905054]

>>16905039
eats*

[Anonymous No.16905083]

>>16905039
I’ve always heard them galled grilled tomatoes. So probably a quick coat of oil, then put onto the flame until the exterior is charred.

[Anonymous No.16905141]

>>16903580
A bit funny innit

[Anonymous No.16905241]

>>16903511
How OLD are those fucking cherry tomatoes? My god. They're mashed to fuck and running all over the damn plate.

Then there're the pancakes. Serviced without syrup and the butter is clearly cold. What the fuck?

And look at that bacon. Its overdone and has a charred black edge.

There's so much salt on the eggs and its so poorly distributed that you can SEE the salt in that image.

And I know we're "American" or whatever BUT WHO THE FUCK eats like 6 pancakes that thick in one sitting? 2 or 3 is fine and normal. 4 would be pushing it, but 5 or 6?? Its not just oh thats unhealthy, no thats just fucking gross. Eat something else if you wanna be an unhealthy fat ass the right way. Only cartoon characters eat like that with just ONE pate of butter on cold ass pancakes.

And why, WHY if we are going full 'murrican is there no ketchup or condiments of any kind?

Then there're the beans. Center of the plate? Really? I could make a tall glass of juice out of the volume of liquid that's seeping into everything else on that plate.

Why is there no toast on either plate? They're classic breakfast staples OF BOTH COUNTRIES and its nowhere to be seen.


...Also what the fuck is up with that left thumb? WTF is that person even okay? It looks like just that one small section is black from gangrene or some shit jesus

[Anonymous No.16905281]

>>16903914
Pasta is meant to be twirled look it up if you're skeptical.

[Anonymous No.16905292]

>>16903511
A typical breakfast outside a diner is like
...anything + eggs
Oatmeal
Cereal

Those are clearly meant to represent breakfast at a restaurant.
Right?
Pleasw tell me they weren't trying to say those are both typical breakfasts...

[Anonymous No.16905296]

>>16903511
Are those ostrich eggs or is the cook a 12 year old? Look at the size of those yolks.

[Anonymous No.16905348]

>>16903898
I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater.

[Anonymous No.16905378]

>>16903511
How can you be american and never eat a breakfast like that? That is classic american diner breakfast. You can literally get something similar from McDonald's ffs

[Anonymous No.16905393]

>>16905292
yeah, they're both supposed to be the fancy restaurant breakfast

[Anonymous No.16905394]

>>16903628
mom science

[Anonymous No.16905414]

>>16904666
>the science is settled!
>post a study!
Anyone who unironically says the former disregards studies they disagree with.
Sorry that legumes make you shit yourself, though.

[Anonymous No.16906753]

>>16905378
Maybe because there is no cultural cohesion anymore. We are citizen of the world and we all eat the same fast food all over the world.

[Anonymous No.16906792]

>>16905083
>galled
:DDD

[Anonymous No.16907916]

>>16903511
You've never had pancakes bacon eggs and hash browns? How? What

[Anonymous No.16907921]

>>16903511
T H I R T E E N
T O M A T O E S

[Anonymous No.16907922]

>>16905394
nah eating the majority of your calories after you wake up instead of before you go to sleep (even if you eat the same amount of calories across the day) will lead to a higher metabolism. just google for studies it not like its a big secret

[Anonymous No.16907996]

>>16903589
Imagine being proud of being a girlyman doing a girlyman job.
Eat the beans and get your first dose of fibre for the month faggot

[Anonymous No.16908119]

>>16903511
>tfw /fit/ and a labourer and you havent had pancakes for half a decade

How can Americans even eat this stuff? Unless youre all fattys whove accepted that youre ok looking like lard asses to live a life of gluttony, this will only give you a heart attack in the longterm. No wonder incelism is on the right, who would wanna date a fatty who thinks a plate of bacon, pancakes, and other crap is good breakfast.

[Anonymous No.16908122]

>>16908119
It is a good breakfast because it tastes good.

[Anonymous No.16908409]

>>16908119
I typically eat that kind of breakfast for dinner desu

[Anonymous No.16908471]

>>16905039
Definitely too many tomatoes. I think they probably went overboard with them for the picture to add colour. If I were using cherry tomatoes I would do this >>16905083 but for regular tomatoes I would half or quarter them and pan fry them.

Those look like beef sausages when 99% of the time they would be pork and judging from the colour of the bean sauce I'd bet it's molasses based. I rate it cream-in-carbonara/10

[Anonymous No.16908474]

>>16903511
I love seeing 50 threads a day with the same thumbnail. Can you also post a thread with the famous "Last Meals" of death row inmates, along with the question, "What would you eat for your last meal?"
Thanks

[Anonymous No.16908527]

>>16908119
A short stack of pancakes only has like 500 calories with butter and syrup, and you’re not eating it everyday since pancakes just take so long to make. So it’s usually a Saturday or Sunday breakfast. The issue with America is the drive through meat, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwiches, along with fast food in general, easy to eat shit like pop tarts and hot pockets, chips and sodas, driving, and office work.

[Anonymous No.16908529]

>>16908527
The issue is not diner food. I forgot to add that part.

[Anonymous No.16908589]

>>16907922
Jesus christ it's so fucking easy to trick retards like you. If you want to cite studies because you hecking love Science™ then at least get enough education to understand them. You can start with googling "false dichotomy"

[Anonymous No.16908595]

>>16903589
>

[Anonymous No.16908606]

>>16904059
>Roughage
I learned a new word today.

[Anonymous No.16908667]

>>16904059
what, you dont need potatoes to make it an english breakfast you tard
i've never had potatoes for either full english or scottish breakfast
also you need sausages, bacon and black pudding, just having one of them doesnt make it full english

[Anonymous No.16908672]

>>16905039
because this ameritard doesnt know what english breakfast is, maybe in some fancy hotels you'd get a few cherry tomatoes, but standard is a large tomato cut in half and then grilled

[Anonymous No.16908684]

>>16908667
Then you haven't had a full English kid.
Read what was said again.

Potatos are a vital part of a Full English.
Usually hashbrowns

[Anonymous No.16908695]

>>16904977
No shit sherlock.
People don't really do hard labour these days.

That's why people are getting fat.
But that's exactly what the dish is made for, to provide labourers everything they need in one meal to get through the working day.
Just because fatasses like yourself eat it every other day and sit around doing nothing doesn't change the point of the dish.
If you were a fucking retard and ate weetabix for dinner does that make it a fucking dinner dish? No.

[Anonymous No.16909257]

>>16908684
>hashbrowns
>vital

you arent actually english are you, or is this some weird southerner thing

[Anonymous No.16909274]

>>16908589
The oldest people in the world promote eating a large breakfast (well, skip morning breakfast, and make lunch your breakfast) and small dinner (especially the Seventh Day Adventists of Loma Lima, CA).
Your largest meal absolutely should not be your closest one to going to sleep. I don’t know why. Maybe gastric distress with digesting that much food horizontally? It’s one of those trial and error health things that old people learn.

[Anonymous No.16909288]

>>16909257
Here’s a survey from the UK. Most brits think the hash brown is more important than the black pudding or tomato. The most vital parts are the bacon, sausage, and toast, however.

[Anonymous No.16909289]

>>16909288
That will never be bacon

[ieatinmycar No.16909310]

>>16903511
OP, go find a decent diner in your area and get it, it's pretty good. I personally skip the pancakes, but a diner breakfast served by a woman that calls you hun is one of the best uniquely American experiences.
>>16903584
Except people ate them because it was cheap and that was available to them at the time. Imagine thinking that anyone that doesn't eat beans for breakfast is a faggot lol.

[Anonymous No.16909319]

>>16909289
Closer than beef bacon.

[Anonymous No.16909335]

>>16909288
I thought the "hash brown" was actually a weird vegetable fritter called "bubble and squeak"?