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16902571 No.16902571 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to KFC! What can I make for you today?

>> No.16902581

TENDIES
>uuuh uuh we're out of tendies
OK POPCORN CHICKEN
>uhhh what sauce
HONEY MUSTARD
>we're out of honey must-
*start driving away towards popeyes or raising canes*

>> No.16902595
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16902595

Five of these, use your time machine

>> No.16902603

KFC gives me the shit sometimes
I rather go to Church chicken and
>only legs thighs
Why is that?

>> No.16902672

There were more than 2 cars ahead of me so I've already been waiting for 30 minutes just give me anything that I won't have to wait another 10 minutes for

>> No.16902686
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Molly wops your kfc

>> No.16902690
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I usually get this. Price is in Canadian.
I ask them to replace the soda with a small gravy and replace the cookie with a BBQ sauce pack.

>> No.16902692

>>16902571
Waqenesha's spicy butthole please, with extra gravy if it's not too much trouble

>> No.16902693

>>16902571
For me it'll be Beyond Fried Chicken, Secret Recipe Fries, and KFC Sauce!

>> No.16902812

>>16902571
Yeah, can you record yourself eating a bullet?

>> No.16902821

>Twister
>medium order of fries
>one medium and one large order of macaroni salad (one for now, one for the next two days)
Fucking love KFC macaroni salad.

>> No.16902870

>>16902571
Reheating fried chicken from a grocery store deli in the microwave is honestly better than KFC. Worst fast food in existence

>> No.16902874
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>>16902571
I want an original Chicken Little.

>> No.16902886

>>16902870
the one by me gives you the chicken in bag that has foil on the inside, pop it into the toaster over at 300F for 20mins. delicious.

>> No.16902946
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>>16902571
Some triple D's please

>> No.16902977

>>16902946
Man, I really have to visit America someday.

>> No.16903026
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>>16902977
It's from the philippines

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>>16902686
you gimme that fuckin chicken and a bo berry biscuit right the fuck now and nobody gets thrown into the sweet tea vat

>> No.16903100

>>16902571
damn the american kfc menu really does look like shit

>> No.16903176

>>16902686
Based. My gf says their chicken is dry. I should dump her.

>> No.16903201
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16903201

I want the three piece box without any goddamn wings this time

>> No.16903210

>>16902571
>make
?

>> No.16903253

>>16903026
Chicken cracklings?

>> No.16903255

>>16902571
I want 99 chicken breasts please, I understand it will be approximately a 2 hour wait and you need to call in your manager to verify ad approve the order first.

>> No.16903258

>>16902686
>molly
>wops
get the fuck out of here with your anti-irish and anti-italian racism abraham

>> No.16903263

>>16902690
I can't get anything at my Canadian KFC anymore, because the last whitey who worked there retired and it was only staffed with Indians after that and it proceeded to go out of business within 3 or 4 months because of rodent infestation.