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I just found out that these things are pretty much unheard of outside Scandinavia. How the fuck do you non-scandis even slice your cheese?

>> No.16889467

swiss cheese is pretty popular in lots of countries anon

>> No.16889468

>>16889461
have you ever heard of a knife?

>> No.16889474

>>16889468
Yeah but how do you get thin slices with a knife?

>> No.16889479

>>16889461
It's because we don't buy cartoonish big blocks of cheese. Cheese at my grocery store in texas is usually sold in a very small weight. And you'd use something similar to a butter knife or grater to break it down.

>> No.16889482

>>16889461
Why do you keep making this thread? We keep telling you that these things exist all over the world.

>> No.16889502
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>>16889461
Like civilised beings

>> No.16889507

>>16889479
>Cheese
>Texas
>butter knife

>> No.16889513

>>16889461
what would one of these be called in english?

>> No.16889528

>>16889474
cut it thinner

>> No.16889531

>>16889513
Cheese plane

>> No.16889534

>>16889531
thanks fren

>> No.16889552

>>16889502
is that top one for Klingons?

>> No.16889556

>>16889474
I like thick slices personally

>> No.16889582
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16889582

>>16889502

>> No.16889587

>>16889507
Yes these are all words used in his post

>> No.16889589

>>16889461
Non European here and I have at least two at home

>> No.16889593

I cut the cheese everyone complains.

>> No.16889607

>>16889587
And no webm of him slicing Texas cheese with a butter knife. Lame.

>> No.16889614

>>16889593
>cut the cheese
Makes no logical sense at all.

>> No.16889688

>>16889582
more cheese monseuir?

>> No.16889702

>>16889461
Buger here, I have one and so do my bougie ass friends.

>> No.16889713

Why do you need a knife to unwrap plastic?

>> No.16889732

Kraft singles come pre sliced idiot

>> No.16889734

>>16889552
kek

>> No.16889889

>>16889702
Liar. The only cheese amerifats have is fake plastic kraft singles and powdered sawdust.

>> No.16889936
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16889936

>>16889461
I use one of these

>> No.16890147

>>16889474
Threaten the cheese

>> No.16890173

>>16889732
Big if true

>> No.16890249

Are Europeans teeth really so fragile that cheese is too hard for them to chew? Do they really have to shave down their cheese into wafer thin strips to avoid choking? What a sad life.

>> No.16890575

>>16890249
No. We're just not yank gluttons.

>> No.16890579

>>16889468
let's say no

>> No.16890590

>>16889461
they slice it at the deli for you when you buy it.

>> No.16890592

>>16890579
Go ask mommy.

>> No.16890605

>>16890575
Yeah, you definitely don't have a full set of teeth.

>> No.16890606

>>16889461
I bought a dollar store vegetable peeler that I use for shaving thin pieces of cheese, if I need a lot I just use a box grater.

>> No.16890611
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>>16889531
>>16889531
>>16889513

>> No.16890614
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>>16890575
say wha

>> No.16890620

>>16889461
>>16889461
What fucking moron is telling you that cheese slicers are unheard of outside Scandi?

What a retard.

>> No.16890621

>>16890614
That's a very dainty and proper way to eat your cheese anon.

>> No.16890625

>>16890605
Yeah, you're definitely a fat fuck yank.

>> No.16890630

>>16890625
I definitely touched a nerve.

>> No.16890639

>>16890630
you've got a lot of dog shit between your ears, don'tcha cletus?

>> No.16890644

>>16890630
No nerves touched. But you seem touchy about being called out as a tub of lard colonist.

>> No.16890648

>>16890621
I might be a bit rough around the edges at times, but my mother taught me manners.

>> No.16890694

>>16890648
Triple reply? Yeah, definitely touched a nerve.

>> No.16890732

>>16890694
Lame attempt. Try harder lardy.

>> No.16890762

>>16890694
I'm not the triple replier, jackweed.

>> No.16890781

>>16890762
Did I say you were?

>> No.16890784

>>16890694
Triple replies? Heh in your dreams, dweeb.

>> No.16890794

>>16889936
anyone that doesn't love a rolly wire deserves to die

>> No.16890795
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>>16890249
Tête de moine for example is supposed to be eaten paper thin

>> No.16890806

>>16890784
>>16890781
Pls stop retards nobody cares

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>>16889593
Since your forgot I'll just add it.

Ffs Carlos.

>> No.16890822

>>16890806
Obviously.

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>>16890795
>Eat cheese slice papper thin
>not satisfied so eat more than one slice
just eat a bigger slice instead of being a huge faggot with a cheese carousel!

>> No.16890833

>>16890781
yes you didn't you fucking retard
>>16890806
I care

>> No.16890849

>>16890829
>bigger
>huge faggot
We don't want to be like you chunky boy.

>> No.16890892

>>16890829
the texture is different duh

>> No.16890904

>>16890849
Why is it so hard to tell the difference between a homosexual and a europeein?

>> No.16892245

>>16890904
Bcoz euripian is the homo-sexal! Ebig ouned! :D

>> No.16892274

>>16889461
Burger here, definitely had one of those growing up as a kid, though I haven't bothered to buy one for myself since moving out. Would just use a knife if I needed one

>> No.16892276
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>>16889461
One of these.

>> No.16892299

>>16889461
I have one. It's really only good for hard cheeses, it seems to just tear softer cheeses (which are generally more common in America)
>>16889502
For soft cheese I use a knife like on the bottom here.

>> No.16892503

>>16889461
We have them in the UK, and my Norwegian girlfriend at the time used to tell me they were a Scandi invention about once a week

>> No.16892509

>>16890249
Why are children so retarded on the internet

>> No.16892511

>>16892276
Imagine putting yer dick there

>> No.16892527

>>16889528
can't with some cheese. i can make a green onion fall down your pee hole without force but I could never make a see through slice of parm

>> No.16892536

>>16889582
what is it with white people and needing to create a fucking weapon for a simple task more easily done by a standard kitchen knife

>> No.16892558

>>16889461
Lmao I have a scar on my thumb from one of those. I was trying to slice a particularly tough cheese, really pulling on it, and suddenly the cheese gave way and my hand yanked back and I sliced off essentially the left half of the top of knuckle on my left thumb. Bleed like a motherfucker.

>> No.16892642

>>16892536
broken

>> No.16893250

>>16890806
3rd reply

>> No.16893259

>>16892536
>more easily done by a standard kitchen knife
That's where you're wrong.
And then one day a bunch of white people came to your door with guns to claim your country while you never invented something more complex than a knife because it "did everything ok".

>> No.16893278

>>16890829
>just eat a bigger slice instead
The taste is not the same.
The point is to enjoy a good cheese not to stuff yourself with fat.

>> No.16893457

>>16890611
Cheesy gag.

>> No.16893461

>>16889474
sharp knife

>> No.16893465

>>16892536
>ayo watchu mean wypipo don't cut they cheese wiv a sharpened rock

>> No.16894536

>>16889461
I buy pre sliced at my local deli, blocks only for grating

>> No.16894757

>>16892527
Hey just because you suck shit with a knife doesn't mean we all do.

>> No.16894770

>>16889582
works well for cutting pizzas quickly too
>t. ex local pizza place wagie, that's what we used

>> No.16894808

>>16889461
Most cheese graters have a part for slicing cheese.

>> No.16894817

>>16889461
who eats cheese. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.16894833

>>16889461
Yeah its really weird. Its like not having a potato peeler. Non scandinavians are weird.

>> No.16894848

>>16889461
I've owned 2 because the first one's handle snapped from so much use
t. oklahoma asian

>> No.16895769

>>16889474
Potato peeler would work fine

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>>16889474
use the thin-slicing knife