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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.16887798

>>16887624
>visited Copenhagen back when I was a student
>didn’t realise Noma has (had?) a student discount
Probably couldn’t have gone anyway because it was a spur of the moment trip and reservations are snapped up in seconds, but still

>> No.16887832

>>16887798
are you me? I actually made the reservation/request to have the student discount for my gfs birthday, but i never followed up on it and never heard back from them. Learned later on that since they only offer 1-2 discount tables a night you really need to spam them to show your interest or they'll pick someone more enthusiastic.

>> No.16887843

>>16887624
no one cares about your fucking scandi food tourism bullshit. no one wants to eat seaweed.

>> No.16887885

>>16887843
Didn't ask for your opinion, brainlet faggot

>> No.16887895

>>16887885
what makes you think I care about having your permission before getting inside your mind; this is a rape bitch

>> No.16887906

>>16887832
Ah yeah, that would make sense
Still, think it’s good on them to offer the discount at all, even if it is understandably hard to get

>> No.16888159

Fucking LOL delusional faggots.
No wonder Copenhagen starts with COPE.

Best food in the world is found in Tokyo. Period.
>inb4 weebscreeching
Not even talking about Japanese food, faggot. Best Jap food is found in Osaka.
But the best French, Italian, and Chinese food is all found in Tokyo.

>> No.16888165

>>16888159
>the best French, Italian, and Chinese food is all found in Tokyo.
yeah sure, shut the fuck up you tranime retard

>> No.16888169

>>16887624
>euronews.com
yeah I don't care what europoors have to say, sorry

>> No.16888230

>go to copenhagen
>order pœlse
>guy in stand gets mad because i cant understand him
>tell him over and over again i speak english
>finally understand he does too but it is impossible to understand
>he angerly leans out the window and point at the food items to make me understand
>he points at the wrong one
>say ”yes” just to end it
>its a thin ass weener with a thin ass sting of ketchup.
>its pretty good but im still hungry
>go to a supermarket and buy crackers and soda

>> No.16888238

>>16888230
He probably hates americans....

>> No.16888242

>>16888230
Many such cases

>> No.16888294

>>16888165
How about you gargle my balls after making your non-argument, you triple-faggot ass bitch?

>> No.16888298
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16888298

>>16888230
>be you
>complete joke
>went overseas
>shared the joke

>> No.16888303

>>16888294
stop being cringe near me, tranny

>> No.16888305

>>16888303
>obsessing over trannies
Tell me faggot, are the trannies in the room with you right now?

>> No.16888316

>>16888305
I told you to stop being cringe you tranime retard.
That' why nobody loves you.

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16888344

>>16887624
I believe it! Only place where you can get this delicacy.

>> No.16888415

>>16888305
kys tranny

>> No.16888429

>>16888316
>>16888415
Holy moly the poltatds cries out loud

>> No.16888431
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16888431

>>16888429
>Holy moly the poltatds cries out loud

>> No.16888432

>>16888429
why are you exhibiting the behavior of a racist

>> No.16888465

>>16888431
Takes one to know one ladyboy ;)

>> No.16888474

>>16888465
still acting like a racist

>> No.16888557

>>16888474
What IS a racist?

>> No.16888659

In my opinion Copenhagen is a trashy town filled with a degenerate brand of what I like to call untermensch, or more plainly, subhumans. I do not believe the food is any better than the garbage can people clattering around the streets but I've been wrong before.

>> No.16888700

>>16888557
(you)

>> No.16888703

Northern food will always be garbage

>> No.16888738

Guys please stop fighting you're making me sad

>> No.16888790

>>16888700
Takes one to know one ;)

>> No.16888884
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16888884

LADS
is the scam where we feed foreigners sea weed with some mustard, call it art and charge 100 billion € still working?

>> No.16889057
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16889057

>want to visit a michelin star restaurant that seems nice
>they don't take reservations from single people
This is like the meme about movie theaters but they really do that.

>> No.16889086

>>16887885 I actually asked for his opinion, but I did it through astral projection. Sorry for not going through the usual channels of communication btw.

>> No.16889088

>>16887624
Say what you will but Polsen hot dogs are the best

>> No.16889798

>>16889086
We don't need their permission to be us.

>> No.16889829

>>16889057
take a cheap whore there with you... and maybe, just maybe bang her in the vestibule

>> No.16889850
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16889850

>>16888659
Ok chud

>> No.16890229

>>16887624
lol, weed dude!
For when you get the munchies.

>> No.16890241

>>16889850
you're proving his point..... *visible cringe*

>> No.16890254

>>16890241
u r proving the point of being an idiot, where'd you get that elipsis from? You come across as a soccer mom maybe reddit.

>> No.16890260

>>16890241
elipsis is three, no more no less.

>> No.16890269

>>16890254
>>16890260
can't make your mind up, can you? ;^)
keep crying maybe you'll sort it out

>> No.16890275

>>16890229
Apparently weed has become pretty unpopular with the locals over the last decade. They're closer to the EU average for consumption now.

>> No.16890313

>>16890275
That's because most people are morons and act out stupidity by smoking a simple weed, those are the stupid types in the first place, those that make minimum wage for their entire lives.
Little soccer mom sees littyle johnny not getting ahead because he's a moron and wants to ban everything so he can keep up.
Let me guess, you're a biden/kamela supporter?

>> No.16890322

>>16890260
groups of five is what geniuses do

>> No.16890330

>>16890322
the hand

>> No.16890350

>>16890313
I mean, there was also a large increase in gang crime in the district where cannabis laws were loosely enforced, culminating in a shootout with the police which lead to the public dismantling most of the cannabis markets in the area.
Also, I don't know why you brought up American politicians, but I really don't care for those two.

>> No.16890392

>>16890350
I know, and there's a certain demographic that it all boils down to. I didn't bring up pol shit, you did if you're capable of reading through the thread.

>> No.16890405

>>16890392
>you did just read everyone else's post to see how
dumb as a dogshit, ain'tcha?

>> No.16890413

>>16890392
Why does it feel like we're somehow having two completely different conversations at the same time?

>> No.16890415

>>16890350
So you're another egalitarian type that hates the USA in your own words but never states where it's from?
So a hypocrite. Your opinion is worthless.

>> No.16890430

>>16890405
Hit a nerve on that demographic note I see. Don't take it too personal, you are what you are.

>> No.16890432

>>16890415
...What?

>> No.16890437

>>16890330
I personally always just liked grouping things into 5s, 3s aren't bad though

>> No.16890441

Holy fuck, I was just pointing out that weed is no longer popular in Copenhagen. Wtf even is this tangent.

>> No.16890442

>>16890437
Five is natural, like hands and feet, except for mutants.

>> No.16890444

>>16890430
I was calling you stupid

>> No.16890450

>>16890444
But you didn't do it properly, you came across as a fucking retard.

>> No.16890461

>>16890450
lol cope and seethe, shithead

>> No.16890473

>>16890441
>Copenhagen
So because you're from Copenhagen you're the center of marijuana production and consumption. Get the fuck outta Dodge.

>> No.16890498

>>16890473
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm trying to figure out what's going through your head right now.

>> No.16890515

>>16890442
And I hate to be disrespectful to them, but they can stay the fuck down in the sewer where they belong. jk

>> No.16890546

>>16890498
Dont try, you're not capable.
Dollars to donuts you work for free and voted for biden/kamala?

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16890555

>>16890546
For me, it's Joe Biden, the most-voted president in American history.

One time I went to the local American embassy and asked for a mail-in ballot to the presidential election, and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly diplomat laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the embassy staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three mail-in ballots. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local American embassy, I go there at least 3 times a week during the lead up to a presidential election, 1-2 times for senatorial elections, and maybe once for by-elections in contested states.

I even get to vote for dog catcher in some random county! What a great country.

>> No.16890561

>>16890546
If you're pretending to be stupid as a troll it is working very well.

>> No.16890563
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16890563

>>16890515
Yeah, the CHUD.

>> No.16890564

>>16890555
go back

>> No.16890580
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16890580

>>16890563
I have a fren that might pair well with your fren. Maybe something will happen.

>> No.16890588

>>16890555
lmfao

>> No.16890594

>>16890580
I'm looking for a grilfren, nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16890603

Perfecto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVJZ0_zVA5c

>> No.16890604
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16890604

>>16890594
Oh, well he's a duderino. And Swamp Thing don't get down like that. What about picrel, she's a bit dangerous though.

>> No.16890612

>>16890604
Thats not dangerous, she's just a hollywood creation.

>> No.16890616

>>16890612
But it's based on a real person.

>> No.16890624

>>16890604
That would be nothing without CGI, that's no Andrienne Barbou from the real Swamp Thing where she shows titties.

>> No.16890629

>>16890616
What "real person?"

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16890660

>>16890616
>Andrienne

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16890671

>>16890629
Tom Sellecks first wife. jk I don't know if he had more than one wife, or if she was a bitch.

>> No.16890677

>>16890624
>>16890660
I don't remember that. My parents probably covered my eyes.

>> No.16890685

>>16890677
I had a girlfriend who used to cover my eyes, it was pretty funny between us.

>> No.16890689 [DELETED] 

fuck off reddit

>> No.16890693

>>16890685
Well, if you're happy together, I see no problem with averting your eyes, or her helping.

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16890697

>>16890671

>> No.16890704
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16890704

>>16890689
come again, bitch

>> No.16890710

>>16890671
Sometimes you just have to ride off into the sunset and be alone, chicks never understand.

>> No.16890744

>>16890710
I understand that feel. After some reading, it looks like he, at least the story that he tells the public, let the marriage fall apart by being away as his career took off. Which he regretted, for she felt abused, or used. She helped support him while he was trying to get roles, you know that old song and dance.

>> No.16890748

>>16887624
wow cool... uhhh rotting fish... sounds yummy!

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>>16890744
That's what flamenco is for. One can be 100% cool and some chick will feel abused, it's all in fun, they need us as much as we need them.

>> No.16890862

>>16890840
I want something else. I like the dancing element of that person's being.

>> No.16890872

La Lupe - Fever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmAz75pgJKc

>> No.16890879

Who let the schizo out.

>> No.16890882

>>16890862
You need the fever m9, it's not about money, it's soul and having fun and letting others enjoying it.

>> No.16890946

>>16890882
I have no interest in money. I just don't want a women that wants to be abused.

>> No.16891010

>>16890946
They all do, they just want to feel it.

>> No.16891024

>>16888344
God what the fuck are you even supposed to do with that? Use a fork and knife? Why even make it a burger?

>> No.16891049

>>16891024
Fuckin euros, they're all halal and don't what they're on about anymore except for making fun of the USA which is an obvious deflection from their own merkel bullshit.

>> No.16891054

>>16891024
I imagine you would eat it with cutlery like any other hot/wet sandwich.

>> No.16891061

>>16891010
A woman that conflates an adrenaline rush from conflict with love, is not one I want around.

>> No.16891064

>>16891054
I got some cutlery. Right here from an FA-18.

>> No.16891070

>>16891061
HMMMMM..... something tells me you don't have to worry about ANY woman being around you.

*cough* FAGGOT

>> No.16891082

>>16891070
And you'll never be able to keep a woman around. Those childish women are not what you want.

>> No.16891094

>>16891061
With this generation the hottest ones are the most psycho cray bitches. Don't marry them and don't get them preggo.

>> No.16891099

>>16891094
Why the fuck would I ever want to associate with some dumb child

>> No.16891124

>>16891082
After some years then you realise that you don't want to, then you also realise that "i didn't marry this bitch, I didn't have kids with her, I own the keys" tell that cunt to fuck off. You have the force of law on your side.

>> No.16891138

>>16891124
pretty pathetic life you're planning for yourself. good luck with that. I need something more.

>> No.16891159

>>16891138
What more is that?
A shot at the top, power?

>> No.16891178

>>16891159
A relationship

>> No.16891190

>>16891178
Yes and love, that takes work and time.
Most are willing to give that up for a bit of money and fame.

You're born, you take shit
You get out in the world, you take more shit
You climb a little higher, and take less shit
Then one day in the rarified atmosphere you've forgotten what shit smells like.
Welcome to the Layer Cake son.

>> No.16891226

>>16891190
Well, enjoy your Flamenco dance; I want to Waltz. I apologize, for I must leave it here. I need to sort myself out for the morrow. 4 am comes fast.

>> No.16891242

>>16891226
Stopped dumping on the USA for your own propaganda? Now you can piss off. I guess it didn't work out quite the you wanted it?

>> No.16891248

>>16891242
What the fuck are you talking about? Don't even bother replying, cause I ain't gonna read it faggot ass nigger.

>> No.16891286

>>16891248
Of course you'll read my reply, you're a eurocunt and will never stop, kind of like you looking at your tv to "develop" images.

>> No.16892626

>>16891286
take your meds

>> No.16892643

>>16890689
Ya second this, wtf happened itt?

>> No.16892738

>>16889057
What girl would say no to a date at a michelin-starred place? She can instagram whore it.

>> No.16892832

>>16890350
The stalls were up again 2 weeks later retard.
The increase in gang crime is driven by MENA gang full of teenagers that want to be american gangsters.

>> No.16892838

>>16890441
The fuck you mean its no longer popular? City Hall has wanted to do local legalization for decades, but the government wont approve the laws required.

>> No.16893111

>>16888238
american tourists are some of the most hated in denmark, the friendliness to strangers weird majority of us out though being fond of stories i dont mind it that much, had a really nice encounter on the train with an elderly texan couple once as a 12 year old dont remember what it was about exactly but we talked about basic bitch shit like daily life and such and they complimented me on my english which felt great so yea. Just a clashing of very different cultures.

>> No.16893117

>>16888884
clearly