Foods you never will get the chance to try

[Anonymous No.16880380]

Ortolan, a small bird eaten whole, bones included, that has a nice hazelnut-like flavor, way better than chicken, but now illegal....

[Anonymous No.16880420]

>>16880380
How do you even fit that whole thing in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.16880423]

>>16880380
Imagining toturing your food before eating it, you chink.

[Anonymous No.16880425]

>>16880380
Is that the thing that you have to cover your head while you eat, to hide your shame from god?

[Anonymous No.16880426]

>>16880423
yeah... imagine

[Anonymous No.16880427]

>>16880420
I put them up my ass

[Anonymous No.16880431]

>Ywn make a pan gravy out of Dodo drippings, fat, and stock.

It hurts. It hurts a lot.

[Anonymous No.16880435]

>>16880427
I'll put something else up your ass, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16880441]

>>16880427
God made your chocolate starfish as an exit only son. find jesus

[Anonymous No.16880445]

>>16880425
It's to keep the fumes in, they say

[Anonymous No.16880449]

>>16880435
Like what dickless chump?

[Anonymous No.16880451]

>>16880449
>dickless
You'll see.

[Anonymous No.16880452]

>>16880441
kek

[Anonymous No.16880454]

Steller's sea cow
>Steller's sea cow was described as being "tasty" by Steller; the meat was said to have a taste similar to corned beef, though it was tougher, redder, and needed to be cooked longer. The meat was abundant on the animal, and slow to spoil, perhaps due to the high amount of salt in the animal's diet effectively curing it. The fat could be used for cooking and as an odorless lamp oil. The crew of the St. Peter drank the fat in cups and Steller described it as having a taste like almond oil.[53] The thick, sweet milk of female sea cows could be drunk or made into butter

[Anonymous No.16880458]

>>16880454
pic related

[Anonymous No.16880461]

>>16880426
That isn’t because we believe the in some voodoo that the suffering will make it taste better like the Chinese do. It’s just to optimize production to improve profitability and affordability.

[Anonymous No.16880466]

>>16880458
> the milk
How did they milk that?

[Anonymous No.16880469]

>>16880466
They probably carved off their mammary glands when they were butchering it and there was milk inside.

[Anonymous No.16880475]

>>16880466
By suckin on its udders obv

[Anonymous No.16880496]

>>16880454
So... sea cowboys were a thing?

[Anonymous No.16880501]

>>16880496
Sea cowboys would imply we domesticated them and sent them on underwater cattle drives. Nah we just speared the fuckers until they were gone.

[Anonymous No.16880515]

>>16880431
imagine if it was better than chicken
and we just... we just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.16880528]

>>16880515
Or it was stinky and we only would value its meat because it's rare

[Anonymous No.16880532]

>>16880528
chickens used to live in jungles. we breed them en masse.
could do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.16880551]

Beef tallow frenchfries from Mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.16880558]

>>16880551
Also kentucky fried chicken before they cut costs and lowered the quality of everything. God damn I hate the modern world.

[Anonymous No.16880565]

>>16880380
The French aren't human

[Anonymous No.16880570]

>You will never sit down in a smokey 50's diner and eat a bunch of stuff fried in trans fats while openly hitting on the waitress

[Anonymous No.16880591]

I actually had this but none of you ever will.

[Anonymous No.16880598]

>>16880431
>>16880454
>>16880458
These make me pretty sad. Imagine if these were like infinitely better then any beef pork or chicken we have today. I would rather then people try to revive these things then dinos or whatever the fuck I love science people say they want

[Anonymous No.16880604]

>>16880591
Oh god when I was with my ex wife I would get things like this as a "snack"

[Anonymous No.16880621]

>>16880598
If it's any consolation, you've probably had zero desire to eat manatee or seal or any of their relatives regardless. I bet if they were still around you wouldn't be eating sea cow. On reddit you'd see people crying and begging to protect the heckin' water-moos

[Anonymous No.16880622]

Got to travel down to the States a year or two back, but I never got to try Chick-fil-A, which I'm still kinda sad about.
>>16880591
>>16880604
Hey, at least it's not that other shake that keeps getting posted that's actually three servings to a cup.

[Anonymous No.16880656]

Aurochs were probably pretty tasty. Ancestors to the modern cow and fucking huge but also leaner, the last recorded one died in Poland in the 1600s. That said it's kind of hard to argue that it would be better than our own cows, we're pretty fucking good at breeding them to be delicious.

[Anonymous No.16880666]

>>16880423
It's French cuisine, doofus.

[Anonymous No.16880688]

>>16880380
Seems a little evil OP

[Anonymous No.16880730]

>>16880461
>ITS OKAY BECAUSE WE DONT BELIEVE IT IS MAGIC
>SURE I COULD EAT LESS OF IT OR WE COULD CHANGE HOW WE RAISE IT BUT LIKE, WE CANT OKAY?

[Anonymous No.16880741]

>>16880431
It's basically a giant flightless pigeon. And it didn't even taste good, the pirates just ate it because there was no other meat on the island

[Anonymous No.16880743]

>>16880380
>eaten whole, bones included
feces included as well?

[Anonymous No.16880756]

>>16880570
I've done this in many greasy spoons throughout this great country. The only difference is the waitresses are 70 years old too, but eh, they have fun I have fun, no worries.

[Anonymous No.16880757]

>>16880445
That's just an excuse to hide your drool and blood from everyone. They actually say part of the "flavor profile" is your own blood from the bones cutting up your cheeks and gums

[Anonymous No.16880773]

>>16880558
you can get KFC's original mix

https://marionkay.com/product-tag/chicken-seasoning-99x/

or UK version

https://gracesperfectblend.com/

[Anonymous No.16880776]

>>16880741
On the topic of pigeons, we also can't have passenger pigeons anymore.
>he flavor of the flesh of passenger pigeons varied depending on how they were prepared. In general, juveniles were thought to taste the best, followed by birds fattened in captivity and birds caught in September and October. It was common practice to fatten trapped pigeons before eating them or storing their bodies for winter.[107] Dead pigeons were commonly stored by salting or pickling the bodies; other times, only the breasts of the pigeons were kept, in which case they were typically smoked.
Given that they were the preferred pigeon of choice, they probably tasted even better than any squab we still have now.

[Anonymous No.16880782]

>>16880776
there were over a billion of these guys less than 100 years ago

[Anonymous No.16880783]

>>16880380
And people fuss about balut . . .

[Anonymous No.16880790]

>>16880776
That's interesting, I had no idea they ate them. We still have obscure pigeons like fruit doves nowadays but you're probably not allowed to eat them

[Anonymous No.16881777]

>>16880621
Now that you mention it, manatees do still exist...

[Anonymous No.16882209]

>>16880743
The feces were cooked and washed away

[Anonymous No.16882264]

>>16880380
>illegal
nigga just go get one and make it yourself
whos gonna know

[Anonymous No.16882272]

>>16880688
I need to open that door though

[Anonymous No.16882465]

>>16880431
>>16880741
Great Auk. So delicious that when i was becoming known it was about to be extinct they intensified the hunting for it because people just couldn't live with not getting to eat it at least one more time.

[Anonymous No.16882501]

>>16880426
>torture
They’re probably unhappy, but torture implies deliberate malice with the intention to make them as unhappy as possible. Negligence is probably a better word for it. Considering chickens aren’t exactly intelligent, there’s very little evidence it has a major psychological effect on them anyway.

[Anonymous No.16882505]

>>16880380
What is special about this bird. Couldn't I just capture a finch and deep fry it

[Anonymous No.16882514]

>>16880431
anon >>16880741 is right, they were most closely related to pigeons. Just go to your nearest city, find one of those winged rats too fat to fly and you've got yourself the taste of a dodo.

[Anonymous No.16882515]

>>16880782
It’s estimated that they at one time comprised the single most abundant vertebrate species on the planet, with anywhere between 5 and 10 billion being alive at any one time. Flocks of them would be tens of thousands deep, extend for miles, and be thick enough to blot out the sun. Their extinction led to a fundamental change in the botany of north america, because the trees they preferred to roost in and eat the seeds of no longer had their main pollinator, leading to completely different species of trees becoming dominant all across the continent.

North America before European colonisation was a very alien place compared to what the wilderness looks like today. The bison used to be common and roam by the millions from Florida to Vancouver.

[Anonymous No.16882521]

>>16880461
retard logic

[Anonymous No.16882523]

>>16880380
Why would it being illegal mean I will never try it?
I've had loads of Heroin.

>>16880420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEPMuyGe7dg

[Anonymous No.16882536]

>>16880380
>illegal
/ck/ does not recognize the authority of State, anon.

[Anonymous No.16882566]

>>16882536
Do you think tiktaalik tasted like frog, or more like fish?

[Anonymous No.16882580]

>>16880380
>you will never eat at mcdowell's

[Anonymous No.16882582]

>>16880622
now you won't be able to get into heaven

[Anonymous No.16882606]

>>16880461
>>16882501
cope

[Anonymous No.16882762]

>>16880461
>>16882501
retard

[Anonymous No.16882781]

>>16880570
You can still do this in Tennessee

[Anonymous No.16882797]

>>16882515
So?

[Anonymous No.16882966]

Do the Chinese eat Ortolans? It seems like something they would really like.

[Anonymous No.16882968]

Niece

[Anonymous No.16882985]

>>16880776
Tea smoked pigeon is some good shit. In China the traditional way of preparing it is to slowly torture the bird for several hours before cooking it

https://thefoodist.uk/2017/12/18/tea-smoked-pigeon-茶香燻乳鴿/amp/

[Anonymous No.16883011]

>>16882985
Ohhh so thats for the reasoning of all my tortured dog videos from overseas and the propane torch burning off hair while squirming.

I always thought better meat was from ones who weren't scared at the end.

[Anonymous No.16883035]

>>16881777
They are a protected species and you will be in jail for years if caught actively hunting them, there's a large fine and maybe even jail time for hitting them with your boat.

[Anonymous No.16883050]

>>16883011
It makes the meat tough and the Chinese believe that eating tough meat will toughen up your own muscles

[Anonymous No.16883054]

>>16883035
I can go fast in no wake zones on my jetfoil and I never hit one yet. Space coast. Also the marine patrol can't do shit to me since I am not making wake.

[Anonymous No.16883062]

>>16883050
Ah you are right I think. You can also season the meat through the throat.

https://litter.catbox.moe/y5fcj9.webm

[Anonymous No.16883063]

>>16883011
I always kinda wonder if the chinks are right and tortured meat tastes better

[Anonymous No.16883077]

>>16883063
I don't like my meat overly tough. Might as well eat leaner cheaper cuts.

[Anonymous No.16883160]

>>16883062
....
what animal is that?

[Anonymous No.16883175]

>>16883160
Shiba Inu. Or Doge I guess you kids call it.

[Anonymous No.16883191]

>>16880730
if you dont see the difference between killing a animal fast or torturing it in the most fucked up way you can think of to death than you are a mother fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16883205]

>>16883191
The question is, what makes the meat taste the best and what is the most fun you can have with the thing while it's still alive.

[Anonymous No.16883214]

>>16883205
>the most fun you can have with the thing while it's still alive

[Anonymous No.16883221]

>>16883205
>look at me i am a edgy 15 year old

awww who is a edgy boy? who? you! so cute.

[Anonymous No.16883231]

>>16883214
If you have the time I mean.

[Anonymous No.16883344]

Nothing wrong with beating up/torturing or exercising a animal if it is just destined to be food anyway. They are animals, not humans. They don't have rights. It says in the good book they were placed on this Earth for our use as beasts of burden. So in effect, if you torture or eat an animal and it relieves you of frustration or satiates your hunger, it has served its purpose.

[Anonymous No.16883576]

>>16882501
>there’s very little evidence it has a major psychological effect on them anyway.
holy fucking cope.
>>16882566
Is that critter sitting on an office chair?

[Anonymous No.16883613]

>>16883576
I am a office chair anon...

[Anonymous No.16883675]

>>16882580
>ywn eat at McLellan's (Army of Northeast Virginia)

[Anonymous No.16883786]

>>16883675
Oh, the general?

[Anonymous No.16883798]

>>16883035
That just adds a pinch of flavor. Besides, if they are so all rare there's no time to lose.

[Anonymous No.16884230]

jesus how is ck such an awful fucking board

[Anonymous No.16884278]

>>16884230
How is that? Dogs can be food and fun for... things.

[Anonymous No.16884308]

>>16884278
Found the asiatic.

[Anonymous No.16884322]

>>16883576
>no evidence presented
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16884369]

>>16884308
I am not oriental. I am from the US. So your welcome world.

[Anonymous No.16884400]

Makes me sad we killed this dumb friendly bird
It never had a chance, island tameness is fucked up

[Anonymous No.16884452]

>>16883675
>"we're fighting to free the darkies n shiieeeee-
>still have a black servant in the back
rofl i hate yank scum

[Anonymous No.16884467]

>>16880757
>"I bring my molars down and through my bird's rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I'm giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly – ever so slowly – to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull."
bourdain said that

[Anonymous No.16884474]

Wouldn't mind a Moa drumstick

[Anonymous No.16884521]

>>16880380
I always wanted to try songbirds. The Ortolan thing is fucked up though and so are most of the trapping methods the pastaniggers still use. Still like the idea though, Mediveal Europe had a shit ton of meat variety because they ate every bird they could get their hands on.

[Anonymous No.16884677]

>All the pro-torture dog-eating chinks in thread

You're all fucking subhuman. Torturing an animal literally ruins the meat, that's why a good hunter kills the animal in one shot rather than letting it tense up and run. It's just like how you messily butcher meat and then say the bone fragments improve the flavor. You're such fucking scum, holy shit, I hate the Chinese so much. They're bigger dogs than the ones they eat.

[Anonymous No.16884689]

>>16880461

pic makes me irrationally angry
whether intentional or ignorant, abuse of pets drives me up a wall.

[Anonymous No.16884703]

>>16880426
Yeah and chink conditions are even worse for factory farming, AND they torture the animals prior to slaughter because they think that suffering makes the meat taste better.

Stupid tankie.

[Anonymous No.16885011]

>>16883221
This post reeks of reddit

[Anonymous No.16885020]

>>16884689
Bro that's fucking rational anger.

[Anonymous No.16885093]

>>16883063
nah. They like their meat tough and bitter. The bitter adrenaline from terrifying/torturing an animal ruins the meat for most anyone else. May as well just eat bushmeat

[Anonymous No.16885137]

>>16883576
>Do you like leaving the aquatic environments Stayvun?
>I don't knowwwww

[Anonymous No.16885145]

not necessarily food but i'd love to know if you could stick your dick in batter and deep fry it like a corn dog so that it would be crispy from the outside but the dick wouldnt burn

[Anonymous No.16885181]

>>16885145
Basically the same concept as a baked alaska

[Anonymous No.16885356]

>>16882515
that and the chestnut blight has ruined forests forever

[Anonymous No.16885358]

Human. Obviously. People say it's like shitty pork, but there's a lot you can do with even shitty pork

[Anonymous No.16885613]

>>16880380
I eat them the same way I eat potato chips. One after another until I feel full. I once ate nearly 20 of them in about an hour

[Anonymous No.16885665]

>THE HECKIN' DODOS ARE EXTINCT! BECAUSE.............. THEY JUST ARE, OKAY?

[Anonymous No.16885671]

>>16882606
>>16882762
>>16883576
>cope cope cope hurr cope!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16885679]

>>16880570
We all know you're too autistic to hit on a waitress even in a 50s setting

[Anonymous No.16885690]

tfw you will never enjoy Ventastega stew

[Anonymous No.16885704]

>>16882523
>Why would it being illegal mean I will never try it?
This. That's a fucking challenge. Down with the man and his bullshit laws, if he doesn't want me to eat that bird, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

[Anonymous No.16885731]

>>16885613
lmao
gr8 post
privileged to be here

[Anonymous No.16885798]

>>16884467
>hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat
I’m sure that’s not all Bourdain had with that description shooting down his throat

[Anonymous No.16885808]

>>16883050
man chinks are retarded

[Anonymous No.16885814]

>>16880380
Lobster. I am poor :(

[Anonymous No.16885818]

>>16880666
checked devil trips

[Anonymous No.16885864]

>>16880431
I could have had wild dodos roaming my garden right now if it weren't for those damn Dutchmen...

[Anonymous No.16885969]

>>16885613
I bet your farts stank like the devil after eating all those Ortolans. I’ve heard they give you really bad gas. I can imagine that is true, your body trying to digest all that fat, bones, and beak

[Anonymous No.16886001]

>>16885613
Recipe?

[Anonymous No.16886017]

>>16880420
They're tiny songbirds, like a finch or sparrow, not chicken-sized.

[Anonymous No.16886056]

>>16885613
I eat them the same way I eat chicken tendies and I dip them in ranch dressing. Delicious!

[Anonymous No.16886123]

>>16880431

[Anonymous No.16886130]

>>16886123
The ultimate neutral flavor base. Dodo was clearly the chef's bird.

[Anonymous No.16886187]

>>16886056
You are clearly a monster.

[Anonymous No.16886255]

>>16882515
>North America before European colonisation was a very alien place compared to what the wilderness looks like today. The bison used to be common and roam by the millions from Florida to Vancouver.
Hey how are ya? Hey how are ya?

[Anonymous No.16886418]

>>16884689
>I care more about dogs and property than people

You're white

[Anonymous No.16886485]

>>16881777
>>16880621
There's a species ofanatee that was driven to extinction for being delicious

>>16880656
They're literally just cows

[Anonymous No.16886513]

>>16886418
Caring about animals is a pretty standard part of being a decent person, it's tied into the same parts of the brain that make us care aboout our children. People who don't like animals are usually massive cunts who treat "people are more important than animals" as a way of saying "I am more important than anyone else"

[Anonymous No.16886637]

>>16882515
And people meme about Mao's sparrow killings lol.

[Anonymous No.16887166]

>>16884452
>t. retard
You'll notice that even today restaurant and hospitality staff will wait on you with tea kettles in hand! Basically the same thing as slavery, if you think about it...

[Anonymous No.16887185]

>>16886485
Retard did you even read the thread, that's literally what started him off about manatees.

[Anonymous No.16887248]

>>16887185
Reply chains are for faggots

[Anonymous No.16887554]

>>16886418
>You're white
and you are not enjoy your micro peen and shitty aestethics :)

[Anonymous No.16887585]

>>16886418
Who said that being against abuse of animals = you value them more than people you dumb cunt?
>you’re white
And that’s a good thing

[Anonymous No.16887625]

>>16882566
>see the joke
ahahhhahhah

[Anonymous No.16887639]

>>16883063
Any hunter will tell you it's inherently worse.
You want to kill animals as fast as possible, then bleed them out and cool them down as fast as possible.

[Anonymous No.16887652]

>>16887639
Sure thing, chang

[Anonymous No.16887662]

>>16887652
>arguing the opposite
>calls me a chink
????

[Anonymous No.16887669]

>>16887662
This is peak ESL.

[Anonymous No.16887690]

>>16880656
The meat probably shit as steak but tits braised

[Anonymous No.16887694]

>>16882606
SNEED

[Anonymous No.16887700]

>>16882514
I thought the dodo was three times the size and fatter like a turkey of all dark meat

[Anonymous No.16887703]

>>16880790
Try to stop me.

[Anonymous No.16887711]

>>16885358
Shitty pork with prions

[Anonymous No.16887910]

>>16887554

[Anonymous No.16887918]

>>16880431
> No Dodo and Dumplings

[Anonymous No.16887923]

>>16880466
Very carefully....

[Anonymous No.16888127]

>>16887910
>punctuation
this isnt reddit anon

[Anonymous No.16888339]

>>16885613
>I eat them the same way I eat potato chips. One after another until I feel full.
Same here. One after the other. They are addictive. Can't just eat one.

[Anonymous No.16888357]

>>16888127
Hello newfriend. Believe it or not, there used to be a time where posting unintelligible garbage would result in the poster unanimously getting told to fuck off or lurk more.
This was before moot in his infinite retardation desided to invite all the underage b& in, by enabling mobileposting. As more and more of you flooded in, the standards here went further and further down the shitter.

tl;dr: Punctuation matters. A single comma can change the meaning of a sentence completely.

[Anonymous No.16888374]

Who's singing songs now songbird? Huh?

[Anonymous No.16888397]

>>16888357
shut up you dog cunt at least post something original
>>16885613
its because they are so addicting! i eat them under a napkin to hide my sin from god

[Anonymous No.16888400]

>>16888397

[Anonymous No.16888414]

>>16888357
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

[Anonymous No.16888453]

>>16888414
>copypasta
That word doesn't mean whatever you think it means.

>>/ck/
Here's a link to /ck/s archive. Feel free to link to posts identical to mine.
Protip: You can't.

[Anonymous No.16888467]

>>16888453
you are painfully unfunny and cringe anon

[Anonymous No.16888522]

>>16888467
>has no arguement
>resorts to NO U instead of just admitting defeat
I'll spare you further humiliation and consider that post your admission of defeat.

[Anonymous No.16888558]

>>16882566
stayveen!

[Anonymous No.16888578]

>>16888467
imagine unironically using cringe

[Anonymous No.16888584]

>>16880570
technically speaking railcar diners date back to the 20's/30's

[Anonymous No.16888587]

>>16888578
It's the youths word of the year

[Anonymous No.16888711]

>>16888522
sir this is a dennys

[Anonymous No.16888743]

>>16888522
>I'll spare you further humiliation and consider that post your admission of defeat.
i bow to no man!

[Anonymous No.16888752]

>>16880380
you cant eat bones retard

[Anonymous No.16888820]

>>16887166
Of course there is no difference from slavery and employment except that slaves are guaranteed work whereas wagies have to worry about things like getting fired and paying taxes and such

[Awanama No.16889145]

>>16880431
This why colonial suck

[Anonymous No.16889297]

>>16888522
sure thing, bud
but why are you replying to pasta? do you happen to be...retarded?

[Anonymous No.16889489]

>>16886418
https://youtu.be/okgrjiqnNCM

[Anonymous No.16889499]

>>16888752
Maybe you can't, babyteeth.

[Anonymous No.16889998]

>>16889499
What I remember about Chinese food as a young kid growing up in Hong Kong was not really that it was “bad” (which it often was, of course) but that the stuff my parents ordered for us was almost all frozen, and that I would generally throw out whatever that they brought home. This was in the days before a proper kitchen, and there was a tiny freezer unit that could only hold what was on the top shelf, and often that was some random combination of Chinese or Indian takeout. A couple of times a week we’d have what seemed like the best of everything, but the rest of the time it was pretty terrible: a frozen piece of some meat and whatever was frozen with it, a tub of rice, and maybe a can of green peas, and maybe a can of baby corn. There was a few times in my childhood when we were treated to something really good, like fresh fish that one of the waiters brought home in a plastic bag. So for my first couple of decades, I never actually ate a lot

[Anonymous No.16890016]

>>16882985
>>16880776
Pigeons are the sweetest animals. Anyone who eats them or thinks they're disease ridden can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.16890030]

>>16889998
How short are you because of this malnutrition?

[Anonymous No.16890059]

>>16890016
Tell me about pigeons, anon. Don't see them often given where I live.

[Anonymous No.16890125]

>>16890059
They absolutely love to cuddle and they're pretty easy to train and to tame. Theyr'e tough as fuck for their size and many feral pigeons live happily with one leg or eye (or both). They feed each other, especially if one has a beak disorder.

[Anonymous No.16890160]

>>16880380
Based.

[Anonymous No.16890395]

>>16890125
>They feed each other, especially if one has a beak disorder.
Damn, that is cool. There are a ton of deer where I am and from what I've seen they'll just leave their injured to die. Nice when animals have each other's backs instead.

[Anonymous No.16890454]

>>16880454
I wish someone would figure out how to farm manatees or dugongs, they're supposed to be really good.

[Anonymous No.16890486]

>>16890125
Disease ridden pigeon hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.16890496]

>>16890486
Nigger hands typed your post.
>>16890395
Yeah, it's really fucking sweet to see. You can literally pick up your pet pigeon and hug it for hours and it will love you for it.

[Anonymous No.16890522]

>>16890486
This.
They are nothing but flying rats. I hope some chinks clear out the street for the city.

[Anonymous No.16890537]

>>16890522
Nice, you got fucking tricked by some 80s Jew York propaganda. What else have you fallen for?
(you cannot get ANY diseases from handling pigeons, aside from lung issues if you literally have hundreds and breathe in their dander all day for 20+ years)
(you can, however, get diseases from rats, cats, dogs, and horses)

[Anonymous No.16890549]

>>16890537
>Jew York
I don't talk to retards. Take your meds, schizo.

[Anonymous No.16890708]

>>16889297
>>16888522
>>16888453
>"Here's a link to /ck/s archive."
>still replied to copypasta
>hur hur "That word doesn't mean whatever you think it means." hur
>can't spell "arguement"
We need a good explanation/argument here, kid.

Or else we are forced, by your retardation, to take away your holy """"victory"""".

[Anonymous No.16890712]

>>16890549
>I don't talk to retards.
I can tell, you probably never ask yourself a question.

[Anonymous No.16890736]

>>16890712
I can tell, you did not take your meds.

[Anonymous No.16890743]

>>16890522
What a load of crap you are.

[Anonymous No.16890843]

>>16890743
I bet you do nothing but cry yourself to sleep,
when those chinks catch your little lovely birds, to make little lovely fried drumsticks.

[Anonymous No.16890880]

>>16890843

[Anonymous No.16890894]

>>16890549
You're going to deny that New York has the highest Jewish population outside of israel? Sounds like YOU need some meddies

[Anonymous No.16890905]

>>16890880
Is that all you got? Your lovely fried drumsticks are tougher than you.

[Anonymous No.16890915]

>>16890894
You're going to assume everyone is from New York? Take your meds before too late, bro.

[Anonymous No.16890931]

>>16880380
>way better than chicken
Most poultry outside of turkey is better than chicken...

[Anonymous No.16890944]

>>16880461
>>16884703
Your excuse for this is "but at least we arent chinks amirite!?"

Raise the bar for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.16891053]

>>16890915
Small minded one, I was referring to New York's declaration of pigeons as pests.

[Anonymous No.16891066]

>>16891053
See >>16890537, small mind.

[Anonymous No.16891202]

>>16891066
What the actual fuck is your point? New York pigeon propaganda is extremely well known in pop culture and in legislation.

[Anonymous No.16892130]

>>16880570
I've been thinking about having my own diner for a while now. The waitresses would all wear cute uniforms. What would you want on the menu?

[Anonymous No.16892202]

>ortolan thread

>not one mention of the reprehensible practice of DROWNING the birds in armagnac prior to cooking

>French "culture"

[Anonymous No.16892221]

>>16892202
>reddit spacing
>using caps at the beginning of a greentext
Lol go back

[Anonymous No.16892240]

>>16892221
good post

[Anonymous No.16892257]

>>16892221
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16892308]

>>16880621
What a fucking joke you are anon

[Anonymous No.16892334]

>>16892308
>I love science!!!!

[Anonymous No.16893446]

It's a sparrow.

[Anonymous No.16894130]

>>16880570
>Walk into 1950s diner
>quaint interior, man working the griddle, cute waitress
>”DIDN’T YOU READ THE SIGN, NIGGER?!”
>Oh fuck I’m in a 1950’s diner

[Anonymous No.16894254]

>>16894130
It depends, you might pass. How black are you?

[Anonymous No.16894272]

>>16892202
And? It's fucking food, not a person nor someone's pet. Who fucking cares?

It does nothing at all to kill it another way, it might even the quality of the final product. So why do you care?

[Anonymous No.16894343]

>>16884452
They were fighting to preserve the union during your chimp out. Daily reminder Lincoln started shipping out slaves back to Africa, but you fags couldn't live without your bulls

[Anonymous No.16894387]

>>16880380
>Ortolan
Apparently, the taste just isn't the same unless you thoroughly chew until the bones are all crushed and your mouth is full of open wound, because your own blood is what complements the bird's taste.

[Anonymous No.16894497]

>>16892130
burger

[Anonymous No.16894517]

>>16894130
Why would a fucking black walk into a 50s diner for whites? That's just asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.16894949]

>>16880380
Tongzi Dan / Little Boy Eggs
Basically eggs cooked in the urine of pre-pubescent boys.
The shell is crushed half-way through similar to a black tea egg, so that the flavor can get in.

[Anonymous No.16894955]

Foi Gras. Fuck california has no culture

[Anonymous No.16894998]

>>16880790
I regularly ate town pigeons as a kid in the Eastern Bloc in the 70s. Pretty nice meat if I remember correctly, more delicate than any chicken or even duck.

[Anonymous No.16895018]

>>16894517
Couldn't read the sign

[Anonymous No.16895514]

>>16894949
How does somebody even think to do this to an egg, then eat it? What fucked up thought process leads to thinking that's gonna be good? Piss-soaked fuckin' eggs. Piss.

[Anonymous No.16895572]

>>16894955
*Foie Gras
Retard.

[Anonymous No.16895582]

>>16895514
Chinks and gooks, anon.
Chinks and gooks.

[Anonymous No.16895593]

>>16880420
I have lots of practice

[Anonymous No.16895611]

>>16882501
>REEEEEEEE THOSE FUCKING CHINESE TORTURING ANIMALS FOR FOOD
>b-but you see when we do it it's okay because actually they have small brains and probably don't feel anything anyway haha
Die, retard.

[Anonymous No.16895781]

>>16894949
> little boy
What a fucking waste of a concept, faggots have to ruin everything

[Anonymous No.16895792]

>>16895611
>DA HECKIN PIGGER!!!!
>DAS NOT WHOLESOME UPVOTE!!!!