/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16865737]

Do you cook for your significant other ? When I offer to she laughs at me . I just want her to eat healthier and feel better .

[Anonymous No.16865749]

>"cook"
>some wonky fucking salad with sliced apple
>fucked up meat
I'm laughing at you too, loser. Learn to cook and maybe she'll be appreciative.

[Anonymous No.16865754]

my gf rarely eats what I make, so I stopped some time ago - she has the palate of a child, but is in denial

[Anonymous No.16865761]

>in b4 'i finally broke 200'

[Anonymous No.16865765]

>>16865737
I do all the cooking and the grocery shopping. I do this by my choice. I have control issues and cant stand seeing people fuck shit up.

Is your wife a pig or something?

[Anonymous No.16865780]

never found a woman who can cook
im so tired of cooking every day

[Anonymous No.16865802]

>>16865761
>I finally broke 200
You are in before I said it

[Anonymous No.16865811]

>>16865765
No , she’s a Filipina so she eats too much fish and starch .

[Anonymous No.16865818]

>>16865737
If I was your wife I'd eat that.

[Anonymous No.16865824]

>>16865737

My ex made lard based biscuits and sausage gravy for dinner tonight. IDK why we spend so much time together but she sure likes cooking for me.

[Anonymous No.16865827]

>>16865811
wtf is wrong with fish?

[Anonymous No.16865833]

>>16865811
tell her that you hate spanish food and refuse to have your house stink like fish so she has to let you cook for her

[Anonymous No.16865847]

>>16865827
I like fish , I just don’t want it staring at me while I’m eating it .

[Anonymous No.16865862]

>>16865737
Are those mushrooms raw?
Wtf

[Anonymous No.16865873]

>>16865847
Cut the head off then. Do gooks not do this?

[Anonymous No.16865883]

>>16865827
Also , I just bought sixty cans of deenz online . I purchased Bela , Nuri , King Oscar and Santo Amaro brands .x4nr4

[Anonymous No.16865888]

>>16865873
No , No they don’t .

[Anonymous No.16865897]

>>16865862
Who puts cooked mushrooms on a salad ?

[Anonymous No.16866315]

>>16865737
I love making food for my boyfriend. Making korean street toast for us for dinner tonight.

[Anonymous No.16866327]

>>16865737
Yes, I could majority of the meals. Most of her stuff is instant pot meals, they taste decent, most times I want some thing smoked or grilled .

[Anonymous No.16867925]

I'm glad your stopped buying all those steel reserves and wings OP, good for you

[Anonymous No.16867952]

>>16865737
>decide to take on cooking so we can save some money
>despite the fact the food is good, cheap, and healthy my gf derails it after two weeks
>complains bitterly about every single recipe I cook, even ones she directly said she liked previously
>starts whining about eating out, or even preempting me and cooking something unhealthy like mac and cheese since she gets home from work first
>barely eats
>bitches theres nothing around to eat but refuses to ask for any food
>completely sabotages it
>turns into a big fight
>she dumps some childhood emotional baggage shit on me
>agree to work through it with her
>she agrees she needs to change
>cycle repeats, she tries the exact same sob story shes already told me before and this time I tell her to grow the fuck up and stop acting like an autistic nine year old screaming for tendies
>relationship dies soon after

I dont cook for people anymore.

[Anonymous No.16868409]

>>16865737
I used to. She used to hug me and not let go for five minutes. I'm a pretty good cook. I never knew why she left me but I slept on the couch at work for three weeks because I thought I might kill myself if I was alone. People probably thought I was homeless. I've never talked about this before.

[Anonymous No.16868431]

>>16868409
>I never knew why she left me
Was it Tyrone?

[Anonymous No.16868464]

>>16865737
My significant other is a adolescent female llama with injured hind legs. Her mobility device was funded by my local church.

[Anonymous No.16868465]

>>16865765
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.16868474]

>>16865737
No, I cook WITH my significant other. My hand.

[Anonymous No.16868484]

>>16867952
I’m lucky , the main reason we don’t cook for each other is our tastes in food is very different . Also when she offers food to me I don’t really understand what I’m looking at .

[Anonymous No.16868487]

>>16865737
>i can cook
>cut up chunks of meat
kill yourself, you cannot cook

[Anonymous No.16868501]

>>16865737
If my significant other offered me something disgusting like a raw mushroom and black olive salad, their shit would be out on the sidewalk. You COOK mushrooms, and black olives belong in the trash.

[Anonymous No.16868524]

>>16865737
If I was your gf I wouldn't want that.

[Anonymous No.16868542]

>>16868409
I had two short relationships that went horribly wrong before I got married . For a few years I was confused about what had happened and pessimistic about the future . I’m very lucky that I met my wife , we’re more like friends that occasionally hook up than a married couple . The first relationships gave me the wisdom to want a woman that would have seemed a little too calm and plain when I was younger .

[Anonymous No.16868552]

>>16868487
Don’t be shy , tell me how you really feel .

[Anonymous No.16868582]

>>16865737
That looks pretty bad, man.

[Anonymous No.16868593]

>>16868582
Does last nights meal look better ?

[Anonymous No.16868603]

>>16865754
or maybe your cooking is shit anon. like that faggot OP.

[Anonymous No.16868604]

>>16868593
Not him
But wtf is that black stuff?
Broccoli is ok. But why apples? And for WHY WITH SARDINES?

[Anonymous No.16868605]

>>16865737
Your gf is a raging cunt, drop her.

[Anonymous No.16868606]

>>16868593
Fuck no and please stop coming to 4chan for validation you insecure fuck. I do have a question however, what the fuck is the different drinks you have in those plastic bottles with the labels taken off?

[Anonymous No.16868609]

>>16868593
Yeah that's somewhat better but I wouldn't expect any woman, let alone my girl to eat herring fillets. Also having a side of raw, cut fruit on a dinner meal is weird from a cuisine perspective. I can see the appeal but yeah.

Have you tried adding staple carbs to get her interested? Maybe some israeli couscous or stir fried rice would help you guys find a middleground between your shit cooking and her shit diet.

[Anonymous No.16868611]

>>16865737
are those chopped up green onion stems? i cant dude im fucking crying please never post again

[Anonymous No.16868614]

>>16868593
fucking hell that looks horrible. and fireball is cringe you faggot

[Anonymous No.16868618]

>>16868604
The black stuff is fried onions and mushrooms . I like apples as a dessert because I stopped eating processed foods with added sugar . They also are available in multiple colors . Are you deenz-phobic .

[Anonymous No.16868632]

>>16868606
The brown drink is unsweetened tea and the others are MiO .

[Anonymous No.16868636]

>>16868618
It looks weird together

[Anonymous No.16868642]

>>16868614
I don’t actually drink it . And you have to admit that if your not going to drink , fireball is a good choice .

[Anonymous No.16868648]

How about get a real glass or drinkware. Using that same plastic bottle is disgusting and unsanitary even if you do wash it out. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.16868671]

>>16868648
I started using those because sometimes after I take the pictures I put my meal into a container and eat at work later . I use a handful of gravel and dish soap to clean them . It works quite well .

[Anonymous No.16868676]

>>16868611
What other part do green onions have ?

[Anonymous No.16868685]

>>16868642
well in that case yes. interesting bottle yet wont tempt you. very good choice anon

[Anonymous No.16868686]

>>16868611
I mean , it’s just a salad , we get to use any ingredients that we want , that’s what they invented salads for .

[Anonymous No.16868700]

>>16868685
Tried using Smirnoff , I drank it .

[Anonymous No.16868707]

>>16868700
>based next to microwave composition keeper
i am on your side now anon. you might be a shitty cook and a faggot but that is very redpilled thing to do

[Anonymous No.16868723]

>>16868648
It’s important for the environment that we reuse things as much as we can . I’ve been reusing this same handful of gravel for over fifteen years .

[Anonymous No.16868741]

>>16868723
Plastic breaks down and if you reuse plastic bottles you just drink all the carcinogenic shit leeching off it into your drink. Throw it out you idiot.

What the fuck do you use gravel for?

[Anonymous No.16868745]

>>16868741
It’s pocket gravel , silly .

[Anonymous No.16868754]

>>16868741
Just kidding , I use it to clean the bottles .

[Anonymous No.16868772]

>>16868593
Instead of having half the plate as fruit, incorporate it into the meal. Instead of diced pears on the side make a salad with baby spinach, sliced pears (caramelized if you want), walnuts, crumbled blue cheese, steamed asparagus, and an apple cider vinegarette.

[Anonymous No.16868789]

>>16868606
And I don’t post on / ck / for validation , I enjoy interacting with people who don’t necessarily view the world the same way that I do .

[Anonymous No.16868794]

>>16868772
That seems kind of chaotic .

[Anonymous No.16868798]

>>16868723
Just when I thought you couldn't get any weirder

[Anonymous No.16868814]

yes i do

But i would never serve that shit to her

>>16865749
this so much

[Anonymous No.16868819]

>>16868798
Really ? I’m on 4chan , just how normal should I be ?

[Anonymous No.16868830]

>>16868798
Why would I throw it away ? It’s not worn out yet ?

[Anonymous No.16868851]

Ok , I think I see the problem now , I’ve been trying to get my obese friends eat better by showing them pictures of my meals . I just need to make them look better .

[Anonymous No.16868993]

>>16865737
>significant other
ha good joke

When I still lived at home I used to cook for my parents sometimes. Can't anymore though because they went vegan a few years ago "for the environment".

[Anonymous No.16869374]

>>16865737
Was that plate on the left AI generated?

[Anonymous No.16869832]

>>16867952

literally had this the other way around w/ a housemate

>"anon can you help me learn to cook"
> try to teach them some basic skills
> everytime i make a slight, v gently spoken correction what they're doing they freak the fuck out
> literally just goes silent, then walks off n slams their door, won't talk to me for a couple days after
> rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.16869841]

>>16869374
I don’t think so , , wait , are we in the matrix ? It’s says made in China .

[Anonymous No.16869856]

>>16868593
So you make all these meals with a microwave? gross. Also nice camping fork nerd

[Anonymous No.16869900]

>>16869856
No , I don’t use the microwave very often . It’s just one of the few places I can take pictures at home .

[Anonymous No.16869901]

you’re always a cringey faggot, kys

[Anonymous No.16869908]

>>16865737
I only cook for her, her cooking sucks lol

[Anonymous No.16869933]

>>16869901
Are you sad and lonely ? If you’re nice to people that might change .

[Anonymous No.16869936]

no she has too many dietary restrictions meat, cheese, carbs, beans, garlic, onions and doesnt like half the ingrediants i use: onions, celery, capsasium, pickles veg....

so she just orders food like ch'ken nuggets, bb'q, mac and ch'eese, lots of curry with me'at

[Anonymous No.16869940]

>>16869936
on a positive note, she lets me cook some of our shared meals in bacon fat. she also eats pizza with me

[Anonymous No.16869942]

>>16868814
>milady deserves better

[Anonymous No.16869944]

>>16865737
she likes to cook her grandmothers cranberry pie recipe for thanksgiving and christmas. everything made from scratch, its actually really good. otherwise she sucks at cooking. i usually make the meals and have to improvise mine to not include any meat or food items she's allergic to.

[Anonymous No.16869954]

>>16869936
by carbs, i meant bread*

[Anonymous No.16869963]

>>16869936
My wife laughed and ate one small chunk of apple from my plate before I could photograph it . She knows that bothers me .

[Anonymous No.16869966]

>>16868593
I don’t really understand what I’m looking at. Is that prepped ingredients you’re yet to cook?

[Anonymous No.16869978]

>>16869963
>that bothers me
You are autistic. Just wondering, did you buy your gook or did you two meet normally?

[Anonymous No.16869983]

>>16869966
How long do you cook broccoli ? I like to sear broccoli and leave it a little crisp . Canned sardines are cooked enough already . And the apples , why cook them ?

[Anonymous No.16869994]

>>16869978
Because ones missing . I knew her family for years before I met her .

[Anonymous No.16870000]

>>16869994
I see. Buying gooks or slavic girls seems to be a bit common nowadays

[Anonymous No.16870015]

>>16870000
You say buying but if you knew my wife and her family you’d know they can’t be bought .

[Anonymous No.16870029]

>>16870015
You can buy any third worldie if you have enough food and money to offer them

[Anonymous No.16870087]

>>16870029
Not if they’re really catholic , and really stubborn . My wife said no the first time I asked her to marry me .

[Anonymous No.16870545]

>>16865737
Make her eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.16870584]

>>16868723
>I’ve been reusing this same handful of gravel for over fifteen years .
i sometimes consume gravel to improve my digestions (it helps break down the cellulose in my gut) but i've never recycled it. how do you get the gravel out of your stool? a sort of poop washing machine rig?

[Anonymous No.16870654]

>>16869933
>posting on the fucking 4channel Food and Cucking board
>are you sad and lonely
Anon…

[Anonymous No.16870659]

>>16865749
>someone prepares edible food for you
>healthy
>complains
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.16870757]

>>16870584
I never thought of eating it , I just use it to clean my coffee thermos and bottles .

[Anonymous No.16870769]

>>16870654
As long as I have ocd I’ll never be lonely , ill always have something to obsess about and occupy my time .

[Anonymous No.16870864]

>>16865737
No, my boyfriend likes to cook much more that I do.

[Anonymous No.16871919]

>>16867952
You and I both know the problem wasn't your cooking.

[Anonymous No.16872041]

>>16867952
Based. You put her in her place. There's a time for being happy with childish delight, but there's no time for acting like a spoiled one. Its for the best that you two aren't together anymore. Fuck basic bitches that can't even take care of themselves.

[Anonymous No.16872051]

>>16868487
>cut up chunks of meat
I mean.. yeah? If thats what they wanted for dinner? Pan fried, roasted, microwaved, whatever, who cares. Why does it matter if its not a 5 star dish everytime? It doesn't need to be. You pretentious faggot.

[Anonymous No.16872754]

>>16865737
>gumbo
>cornbread
>croquettes
>hand torn noodles
>gyudon
>gyoza
>hungarian goulash not the russian trash
>foccacia with antipasti
>braised pork w mash and roast veggies
>ceasars salad
>kimchi

Idunno I cook such a massive variety because making the common shit normies make in my country is boring stagnation

[Anonymous No.16872770]

>>16865737
If you are trying to lose weight stuffing your face isn’t the key. Just eat all that shit spaced out. Better for your metabolism and when you eat unhealthy shit you’ll be full after a reasonable amount.

[Anonymous No.16872784]

>>16865737
you are good people, anon poster. Look up in dark web to get rid of .... ahem

[Anonymous No.16872824]

>>16865737
> apples and a FUCKING SALAD in the same exact plate actually TOUCHING EACH OTHER
I can't believe nobody even sees an obvious bait.

Is this an American thing? Fucking disgusting. Why not eat from troughs while you're at it?

[Anonymous No.16873223]

>>16865737
We cook together usually. Me doing the actual cooking and cleanup, her doing prep work and shopping.

[Anonymous No.16873235]

>>16872824
gr8 b8 m8
Adding sweet or savory components to a green salad is normal, and I've eaten salads with fruit components on 4 continents.

[Anonymous No.16873257]

>>16872824
Did I arrange last nights dinner correctly ?

[Anonymous No.16873333]

>>16873257
That's more like it. Although I wouldn't put fish near vegetables - unless your logic was that both of those looking fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16873339]

This thread literally made me the opposite of hungry.

[Anonymous No.16873347]

>>16873257
Get a good reusable water bottle braj mahal.

[Anonymous No.16873418]

>>16873339
Are you on a diet ? That’s good right ?

[Anonymous No.16873437]

>>16868851
It's not just a matter of visual appeal, though that would certainly help. Your dishes are just weird. There's no composition of taste, and the cooking techniques look fubar. Try making some more traditional dishes well if you really want to encourage others to eat your stuff by virtue of actually wanting it. Start off with simple farm style food (I gather you're in the US, from the pictures), just go easy on the butter, simple carbs, and fried stuff that hard working people can enjoy lots of without bloating. Once you have a decent repertoire of dishes, get into pan sauces, more elaborate flavor combinations and more interesting varieties of ingredients, expand into other traditional cuisines that weren't as familiar to you before.

[Anonymous No.16873472]

>>16865737
>your significant other
funny guy

[Anonymous No.16873535]

>>16873472
I have a wife , and she eats food like this right out of the pot , like a raccoon . I don’t even know what her food is .

[Anonymous No.16873570]

>>16865780
Because you only appeal to trash. Women are still more likely to have cooking skills than men overall. People in general just lack basic life skills.

[Anonymous No.16873589]

>>16873257
I know you're dieting but that's not much food for a 199lb man

[Anonymous No.16873592]

>>16873589
>that food
>man
>manly

[Anonymous No.16873597]

>>16873535
>bitter melon
>jackfruit
>Aroy-D coconut milk
>mango
>yam
>ginger
based Thai (?) raccoon wife

[Anonymous No.16873599]

>>16873589
I’m only a 165 pound man , trapped inside a layer of fat . This is what I ate yesterday .

[Anonymous No.16873604]

>>16873597
Filipina

[Anonymous No.16873615]

>>16868501
Are you by chance a nigger?

[Anonymous No.16873617]

>>16873599
oh ok. I feel like everyone does OMAD these days so sometimes I feel genuine concern at the plates people post and >>16873257 seemed much smaller than your usual, but I see that you eat other times of day like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.16873621]

>>16873604
god damn it that was my other guess lol

[Anonymous No.16873636]

>>16873599
Most fatties think that way. Fatso.

[Anonymous No.16873639]

>>16873617
>like a normal person

I put a lot of effort each day trying to act that way , lol .

[Anonymous No.16873647]

>>16873636
>Fatso
Not for long

[Anonymous No.16873661]

>>16865737
mate the only thing u cooked there was the chicken

[Anonymous No.16873665]

>>16873647
Until you regress just give it time. No one wants to eat like a twink their entire life.

[Anonymous No.16873673]

>>16865737
I stopped cooking for my boyfriend since I started working because they feed me at work and I get home at 11pm and he's only been eating ready-meals and takeaways :(

[Anonymous No.16873692]

>>16873604
have you ever considered handing her all the ingredients you would use for you meal and asking her to make a curry out of them for you?

[Anonymous No.16873693]

>>16873665
Do your twinks really eat the same foods as I do ?

[Anonymous No.16873709]

>>16873692
I once asked her to make spaghetti . She made it with Red Banana Sauce ! It tasted so bad , it was horrible . When she wasn’t looking I flushed it . The problem with asking my wife to cook for me is that she will .

[Anonymous No.16873716]

>>16873661
The salad has prawns , I cooked those .

[Anonymous No.16873737]

why do you cut your spring onions in such long pieces? they get more evenly distributed in a salad if you use scissors to cut them into smaller pieces

[Anonymous No.16873744]

>>16873693
You’re gonna balloon back up eating so much at every meal. Space out that food.

[Anonymous No.16873761]

>>16873737
I cut them at two and a quarter inches . If I cut them shorter they look wrong .

[Anonymous No.16873767]

>>16873709
ok but that's literally what Filipino-style spaghetti is, you could have looked that up beforehand. you know what a curry is so there's no banana sauce surprise coming for you, I think you should consider it.
sometimes I look at your plates and think "wow someone has prepared the mis en place for my curry tonight, how thoughtful". but then you just eat it as is. in these moments you are the raccoon.

[Anonymous No.16873782]

>>16865749
It’s just a bunch of raw vegetables wtf

[Anonymous No.16873787]

>>16868593
Sad

[Anonymous No.16873795]

>>16868593
good lord do some people actually eat meals like this

[Anonymous No.16873812]

I dated a girl a few years ago with the palate of a child and it was a miserable time.
Not miserable because of the food, miserable because I felt like I was dating somebody with the mental capacity and maturity of a 9 year old

She was a tendies and grilled cheese sandwiches only kind of girl. It wasn't just about eating unhealthy, she was indignant if you even suggested she eat something that wasn't those two things.

Oh and she flat out refused to drink pure water and would only drink soda or water tainted with flavor powder shit.

Frankly I hope she dies from a kidney stone. Nobody deserves to have to put up with somebody like that

[Anonymous No.16873815]

>>16873767
Who’s side are you on ? I can’t let her win arguments that she’s not even a part of .

[Anonymous No.16873824]

I used to cook for her weekly but she doesn't really come over anymore. She had to move into a shitty place and there have been a lot of break-ins there so now she gets worried about leaving for more than a couple of hours, especially after dark.

[Anonymous No.16873828]

>>16873665
This guy

>>16873795
He pointed out that twinks eat the same food as I do , you learn something new every day .

[Anonymous No.16873830]

>>16873812
I dated a picky eater once. She was mexican but refused to eat mexican food ffs

[Anonymous No.16873848]

I cook all the meals at home but I also cook for a living. So she’s not picky with whatever I make. Even if I’m extreme about dieting and cutting I still make good food that fits my goals. I don’t make stuff like whatever you posted. I wouldn’t touch that. Starch, veg, and protein. Plenty of low cal sauces and marinades to pick from. Ask for her input, recipes she’s seen online or in magazines she would like to try. Cook together. Practice practice practice. You’re not gonna like 100% of what you make, neither is she, oh well. Move on. Eventually you’ll be good at a few recipes that you both like that will be staples in your home and you’ll be making all the time from memory

[Anonymous No.16873862]

>>16873848
Also, get some low cal dessert options. Women won’t do fruit for dessert unless they’re actively training or in extreme diet mode. Some ice cream bars at 80cals or less, jello, idk. You can incorporate fruit into salads if you want to sneak into the meal

[Anonymous No.16873877]

>>16873257
Who tf cuts apples like that lmao

[Anonymous No.16873896]

>>16873877
Next you’re going to tell me i cut my onions wrong again .

[Anonymous No.16873906]

>>16873815
pic related, u rite now

[Anonymous No.16873935]

>>16873877
Seriously , is it wrong to eat diced apples ?

[Anonymous No.16873937]

>>16873896
Well how do you cut them?

[Anonymous No.16873939]

>>16873937
Thin sliced you mong! Or in the bias if you’re feeling fancy

[Anonymous No.16873948]

>>16873935
Yes just slice them...

>>16873939
ESL that can prep

[Anonymous No.16873951]

>>16873948
*cant

[Anonymous No.16873974]

>>16873937
Most of the time I use a measuring stick . Sometimes when I look at an onion I can tell it’s going to go well and I cut them freehand .

[Anonymous No.16874007]

>>16873974
what is the point of the measuring stick? is it really that important all your slices be the same length?
couldn't you just, you know
eyeball it
every time?

[Anonymous No.16874008]

>>16873937
Yellow onions are harder . I cut even slices of concentric rings . I then separate the rings and look at each ring to decide how many pieces it will make .

[Anonymous No.16874012]

>>16874008
Are you autistic?

[Anonymous No.16874014]

>>16874007
Do you even have obsessive compulsive disorder ?

[Anonymous No.16874023]

>>16874012
No , ocd . I try to tone it way down in person . People make such a big deal about it .

[Anonymous No.16874036]

>>16873937
I’m glad lettuce doesn’t need to be even , lol

[Anonymous No.16874194]

>>16868542
That’s what you want in a relationship. To be friends. Not some weird power dynamic where you rule over one another. I feel the same way about my gf and one day will marry her.

[Anonymous No.16874201]

>>16865737
I do yeah, she usually eats what I make. Normally burgers or somethin' akin. When I make pies (usually apple) I make pear pies for her because she doesn't like apples. Little cast iron pan for her, medium one for me and dad.

[Anonymous No.16875001]

>>16865737
Your gf sounds like a fucking bitch
I'd eat that
t. fitizen femanon

[Anonymous No.16875084]

>>16875001
She mostly just likes food with lots of ginger and garlic and I don’t . The flavors we like are very different .

[Anonymous No.16875109]

>>16875084
Who the fuck doesn't like ginger and garlic

[Anonymous No.16875131]

>>16875109
I like ginger and garlic in moderation . Food should have multiple flavors .