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[Anonymous No.16859677]

Welcome to Subway, anon! What can I get you?

[Anonymous No.16859691]

Help.
I need help.

[Anonymous No.16859695]

>>16859677
All the cookies

[Anonymous No.16859700]

>>16859677
there used to be a Quiznos here, what happened?

[Anonymous No.16859706]

>>16859677
directions to the nearest Jersey Mike's my brown skinned friend

[Anonymous No.16859717]

Footlong subway melt on herbs and cheese with lettuce, onion, tomato, sweetcorn and ketchup. And make it snappy kid.

[Anonymous No.16859725]

>>16859677
one subway please

[Anonymous No.16859726]

stop fucking data mining me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.16859733]

>go to subway once
>buy sub and pay
>cute cashier girl hands me three tickets for a raffle thing.
>you have to fill it with your personal info but only name and phone number are obligatory.
>write it down and leave address and email field blank
>they start sending me ads about footlongs and promotions every day by sms
>I block them
>start getting emails instead
>wtf??? how?

[Anonymous No.16859738]

>>16859677
Can i get uhhhhh wheel of cheese, thanks

[Anonymous No.16859743]

Wheat bread footlong italian bmt, mozarella, toasted, mayonnaise, honey mustard, spinach, lettuce, and olives
t. used to work there

[Anonymous No.16859749]

hello sirs, i will hab meetbal sub, no chees or i rape u next week

[Anonymous No.16859769]

>>16859749
I got a week to prepare?
Fuck you, you get cheese

[Anonymous No.16859771]

fuck subway. My most recent experience at subway:

*take care to look over the menu and make my choice*
*go up to order*
Let me get a steak and cheese sandwich
>uhhh ok..... what size you want?
Give me the big one
>uhhhh you gotta say "six inch" or "footlong"... I don't know what "the big one" means...
Ok, the footlong
>Ok sir... uhhh... what bread do you want?
Regular bread?
>Sir... you have to pick a bread. Here are our 12 types of bread (lists every bread)
Ok... 9-grain honey oat.
>Ok sir....... would you like that toasted?
Umm, yeah. I think I'd like a sandwich with hot meat and melted cheese. Does anyone even get it untoasted?
>Uhh.... I'm not qualified to answer that sir... Ok, toasted....
*toasts for 5 minutes*
>Ok sir... what toppings do you want....
Can't you just make the sandwich?
>Uhh I'm not qualified to make those decisions sir.... what toppings?
Fine. Give me the onion, black olives and banana peppers.
>Ok sir..... Sir... what sauce do you want?
I thought that when you pick an item off the menu, the restaurant makes it for you... can't you just pick one?
>Uhhhhh.... we are not allowed to do that sir... please pick one... here are our sauces (lists every sauce)
Fine, Jesus. Give me the ranch dressing.
>Thank you sir.... ok, sir..... we are almost done...... Sir, do you want salt and pepper?
Salt and pepper..... in my sandwich. That is what you're asking me, right?
>Uhh... yes, sir...
No.
>Ok sir... would you like a bag of chips?
No.
>Uhh... would you like a cookie?
No.
>uhh... would you like a chocolate milk?
(firmly) No.
>Sir, please be patient, sir...... would you like a muffin?
No!
>Sir, I don't appreciate your tone, sir..... Uhh..... would you like a soda?
.....No.
>Ok sir.... that'll be $10 sir......
Ten minutes. That's how long it takes to get a sandwich at this supposed "fast food" franchise. And that's AFTER waiting in line. AND you have to do all the freaking work.... meanwhile these lazy kids want $15/h

[Anonymous No.16859780]

I want a foot long veggie with extra bacon.

[Anonymous No.16859788]

>>16859771
>whole point of the restaurant is that you make the sandwich yourself
>this somehow alludes anon and proceeds to whine about a concept as basic as this
I agree that it shouldn't be called fast food but stop being autistic for a second and be realistic

[Anonymous No.16859796]

>>16859677
Swift and vicious genital mutilation please, with barbed wire and flames.

And a large coke.

[Anonymous No.16859812]

as sanwdich san dwich
turkey o no not turkey the thick cutt
chickne? no thnks u bye bey

[Anonymous No.16859870]

>>16859677
i don't eat at poison huts, anon.

[Anonymous No.16859895]

>>16859771
I've worked there for about six months. The entire premise of eating there is that you get to customize the food instead of ordering something with a predetermined recipe. I have a hard time believing your story is genuine with how retarded and difficult you sound.
>"Let me get a"
I would like a(n) X please
>Regular bread?
What is "regular" bread? Most people consider "regular" white or wheat. You chose neither and got the honey oat. Nobody considers that regular.
>Umm, yeah. I think I'd like a sandwich with hot meat and melted cheese. Does anyone even get it untoasted?
Yes, around half get their sandwiches untoasted
>*toasts for 5 minutes*
Most toasts are 15-30sec
>Can't you just make the sandwich?
You went to a restaurant marketing around the fact that you customize your sandwich.
>>Ok sir..... Sir... what sauce do you want?
>I thought that when you pick an item off the menu, the restaurant makes it for you... can't you just pick one?
Same as above. Do you bitch to mcdonalds when they ask you which sauce you want with mcnuggets?
>Salt and pepper..... in my sandwich. That is what you're asking me, right?
This is extremely common.
You sound like a retarded construction worker or old man, leaning more towards old man for "lazy kids want 15/h". I'd fuck with your sandwich for being impolite and difficult

[Anonymous No.16859900]

>>16859788
It clearly "alludes" your dumb ass that if I wanted to make a sandwich myself I would do that instead of going to subway.

[Anonymous No.16859907]

>>16859677
uhhh uhh just the bread please

[Anonymous No.16859914]

>>16859677
Footlong BMT on herbs and cheese, pepperjack, extra pepperoni, and toasted. Yellow mustard, lettuce, tomato, banana pepper, green pepper, onion, extra olives, salt and pepper, oil and vinegar. No drink, no chips. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.16859949]

>>16859677
>"Ya, I'll gat uh pizza sub on white bread? 6 inch..wit ah...cheese...no veggies and ah...pizza sauce...you got any empties in yer recycle bin i can take?"

[Anonymous No.16860424]

>>16859677

DON'T RUSH ME!!!

God, why the fuck do you fast food bastards always think every single customer is going to have memorized verbatim their order? What if I want to try something new?? What if I want to look around at the menu? What if I'm on a budget today?? What if I've not been here in a long time? You self-centered pretentious pieces of shit think I have to stop my world and pretend that no other restaurants exist just so that I can memorize YOUR menu and have my order at the ready.
You make me sick!!

*turn around and go home to place the order on the app at a different Subway store where I can just walk in, pick it up, then leave.

[Anonymous No.16860732]

>>16859677
>footlong new and improved black forest ham that tastes exactly like the previous black forest ham
>white bread
>swiss cheese
>spinach
>lettuce
>onions
>banana peppers
>salt and pepper
>oil and vinegar
>no chips
>cold topo chico

[Anonymous No.16860826]

>>16859771
I would strangle you if I still worked there and got you as a customer

[Anonymous No.16860838]

>>16859949
Dats a good wun cuzin

[Anonymous No.16860895]

>>16859700
Subway started toasting their subs

[Anonymous No.16860902]

>>16859895
Based

Can you tell us more about the chicken they use? It sits out all day and looks vile

[Anonymous No.16860915]

>>16859771
Holy fuck imagine being so much of a socially inept sperg that you can’t order a fucking sandwich, from someone who literally wants nothing more than to give you your sandwich so you’ll get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.16860949]

>>16859677
>Welcome to Subway, anon! What can I get you?
A third grader, please.

[Anonymous No.16860994]

>>16859677
I feast sub please

[Anonymous No.16860998]

>>16860994
America will NOT be allied with Italy.

[Anonymous No.16861018]

>>16860998
Too late. Millions of Italians have immigrated here and are all over the damn place

[Anonymous No.16861028]

WIT WHIZ

[Anonymous No.16861056]

>>16861018
No...
You're lying!

[Anonymous No.16861115]

Did you guys know that in eastern yurop you don't get to customize your sandwich? There's several different types you pick from. If you want toppings you pay extra per topping.

[Anonymous No.16861133]

>>16861115
Was it the gypsies that caused that? It sounds like something gypsies would be behind.

[Anonymous No.16861164]

>>16861133
No, we just don't get the same privileges as Americans.

[Anonymous No.16861170]

>>16859677
I’ll have what Jared was having

[Anonymous No.16861179]

>>16861115
Why does eastern europe have subways? You should have burned them down on sight. Why didn't you? Why didn't you stop it?

[Anonymous No.16861186]

>>16861179
Subway is great though. We have dominos too. Shit's cash. The only bad chains are mcdonalds and BK. KFC is kind of shit too. Their fries trash.

[Anonymous No.16861223]

>>16859677
Tuna and egg salad on flatbread please.

[Anonymous No.16861390]

>>16861186
Foreign dominos is like a different company. Their japanese pizzas are fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.16861417]

>>16859677
Foot long subway Melt
Italian herb and cheese bread
Extra American cheese
Toasted
Pickles
Extra Mayo
Extra am

[Anonymous No.16861491]

Hi, I would like the Milard meal

[Anonymous No.16861534]

Nice I'll have this on toasted italian herb and cheese!
> turkey, extra meat
> american cheese
> spinach
> olives
> pickles
> oil
> vinegar
> salt
> pepper
> oregano
> parmasen

[Anonymous No.16861634]

>>16859677
Can I have a free cookie?

[Anonymous No.16861644]

>>16861018
Why are they flying the Mexican flag?

[Anonymous No.16861658]

>>16859677
Meatball on Italian herbs and cheese with mozzarella, banana peppers, and Subway® vinaigrette.

[Anonymous No.16861833]

Meatball marinara on wheat
Swiss cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Banana peppers
Spinach
Onion
Mustard
Mayo
Cucumber

[Anonymous No.16861856]

>>16859769
Your too naive
>unzips dick.

[Anonymous No.16861866]

>>16861833
does marinara, mustard and Mayo mix?

[Anonymous No.16861890]

penis pot pie

[Anonymous No.16861898]

>>16861890
I like pot pies, but I don't want a penis pot pie.

[Anonymous No.16862041]

>>16859677
>Hi can I get a footlong spicy italian on herbs 'n' cheese?
>Err uhhhh, mozzarella please
>No thank you
>Pickles and extra olives
>Can I get more olives please?
>And then just salt pepper oil an' vinegar
>And then mustard
>Yea, yellow mustard's fine
>Nah I'm good
>Thanks, have a good one

[Anonymous No.16862158]

Yeah can I get a steak wit provolone

[Anonymous No.16862330]

>>16859677
$5 footlong thanks cunt
double everything on it

[Anonymous No.16863544]

>>16863097 here

can I get a three-foot-long?

[Anonymous No.16863551]

>>16862330
if you throw that away, you'll be fostering cannibalism. you might effect the extinction of bin chickens with brain parasites or Creutzfeldt–Jakob or something.

[Anonymous No.16864925]

>>16859677
Get me outta here

[Anonymous No.16864998]

>>16859677
12” MEATBALL SUB
ON PLAIN WHITE ITALIAN BREAD
GREEN OLIVES
GREEN PEPPERS
JALAPEÑO PEPPERS
HOT SAUCE
Maybe some chipotle sauce too if I feel like it (optional)

[Anonymous No.16865022]

>>16859691
sorry, no

[Anonymous No.16865030]

>>16859771
>Salt and pepper..... in my sandwich. That is what you're asking me, right?
Imagine being so poor you eat at subway
Imagine being such a tastelet you don't put salt and pepper in your sandwich
Imagine being so autistic and socially retarded that you can't handle ordering a sandwich at subway, a place most of our parents used to take us when we were kids and subway still tasted good
& Imagine not getting chips, a drink, and a cookie to enjoy with your sandwich

[Anonymous No.16865032]

>>16861833
This has to be a troll:
>lettuce
>mustard
>cucumber
On a hot meatball sub.

[Anonymous No.16865033]

>>16864925
>American company LE BAD
kys yuro poor

[Anonymous No.16865041]

>>16865032
How about I have my sandwich my way and you go to hell with the rest of the faggots?

[Anonymous No.16865055]

>>16859771
Or maybe you're a retard who doesn't know how subway works. All veggies and sauce are optional, you have to pick out your bread, meat and cheese selection. Man that poor worker probably thought you were a legit tard or they would have told you to fuck off

[Anonymous No.16865063]

>>16860902
I've worked there. It comes frozen in a bag, that's about it. It's never good.

[Anonymous No.16865083]

went there recently and boy howdy this place is expensive for what it is
i got a steak and cheese on the herbs bread, american, lettuce tomato onion pickle, yellow mustard and mayo
tried to make a big long fast food burger
it was pretty fucking good honestly but expensive as fuck for such low-quality ingredients

i swear the tomato has zero flavor. it has so little flavor that it actually makes you uncomfortable because your brain doesn't expect that from food

[Anonymous No.16865150]

>>16859677
Can I get for prices from 5 years ago back?

[Anonymous No.16865262]

Footlong meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese with pepper jack, spinach, bell pepper, tomato, salt and pepper, and parmesan.

[Anonymous No.16865274]

>>16859695
Wait ... wait...., I worry what you just heard was, "give me a lot of cookies". What I said was, give me -all- the cookies. Do you understand?

[Anonymous No.16865284]

>>16859677
What do you have?

[Anonymous No.16865304]

>>16865033
No one gives a shit about fucking cheap sandwiches gringo

[Anonymous No.16865346]

>>16859677
Can I get a bit more damaging fake news about you? My hedge fund is shorting your stock and i'm so close to joining my "friends" in the billionaire club.

[Anonymous No.16865359]

>>16865346
Just call up the CBC and tell them you have independent lab results proving their beef has no beef DNA. They'll publish anything.

[Anonymous No.16865382]

>>16865274

[Anonymous No.16865387]

>>16865304
>Gringo

[Anonymous No.16865391]

>>16865359
>why Canadian subways aren't diverse enough and the need to make the menu more welcoming to "New Canadians" with kosher options

[Anonymous No.16865407]

>>16865391
No, they're not "that" kind of a propaganda outlet. They tend to slip that sort of thing into other articles instead of making it the focus.

[Anonymous No.16865434]

>>16859771
Footlong steak and cheese toasted please, just the sandwich on wheat. Fuck you and people like you. Bet you're Asian or a fat white guy

[Anonymous No.16865541]

>least expensive
>good macros
>can ask for infinite more veggies and sauce
for me it's black forest ham. if it's a busy day I'll ask for turkey with extra cheese, and at the register I'll say it was ham with no extras haha so mischievous >:)

[Anonymous No.16866938]

Fucking disgusting people at subway.
I remember the dude in front of me ordering a meatball sub with extra cheese then asking for it to be drowned in sweet onion sauce and mayo until the bread became a sopping mess.

[Anonymous No.16866958]

>Sourdough
>Meatball marinara, extra meatballs
>Toasted
>Pepperoncinis
>Olives
>Parmesan
Yeah, I'm thinking based.

[Anonymous No.16867008]

>>16859771
>>16859788
>>16859895
>>16860826
>>16860915
>>16865030
>>16865055
>>16865434
Can't believe all you tards fell for this obvious fucking bait. Unless its all samefag.

[Anonymous No.16868157]

>>16867008
>no one agrees with me when I was meant to be BASED!
>h-haha I was just baiting guys
cope harder

[Anonymous No.16868569]

>>16859677
Give me all your cookies

And a cheese pizza.

[Anonymous No.16868937]

>>16866958
>Yeah, I'm thinking based.
Confirmed. Those are indeed based toppings for a meatball sub. Very appropriate.
Unlike this meatball sub sperg:
>>16861833
Wtf?! Does he even have tastebuds?

[Anonymous No.16868975]

>>16868937
How about I have my sandwich my way and you go to hell with the rest of the faggots?
For real, get my name and dick out ya mouth.

[Anonymous No.16869114]

>>16868975
You deserve all the ridicule you’re recieving. How’s about you try eating a proper meatball sub for once in your life, freak. Seriously what kind of reactions do you get when you order this abomination? I just imagine a confused zoomer subway employee taking your order.
>did u say mustard?
>u-uh are y-you sure! mister?
>okay I’ll do it but we can’t give refunds sir, sorry

[Anonymous No.16869128]

>>16859677
>Spicy Italian

>Hearty Italian Bread

>Spicy Cheese and Spicy Pepperoni

>Lettuce and Jalepenos

>Chipotle Sauce.


Best combination, nothing else compares.

[Anonymous No.16869142]

>>16869114
In what world do underpaid immigrant sandwich sloppers give a fuck about the shit they're slopping together for you? Are you the kind of person who hears voices in his head imagining the judgemental thoughts of others for his every action?
>oh, god, that guy at subway is DEFINITELY judging every bit of my sandwich order. it's not like this is his job and he makes dozens of sandwiches every day for dozens of people. no, I am special and he is putting all his effort into scrutinizing me!

[Anonymous No.16869155]

>>16859677
directions to mcdonald's

[Anonymous No.16869174]

>>16859691
i remember one time when i was wage cucking at a dollar store some roastie mexican teenager came up to me crying that she was being molested by her father or something and i just started laughing like bitch im a cashier what do you want me to do about it

[Anonymous No.16869190]

GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
I'm making my own fucking sandwich, and when I'm done I'll leave.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.16869193]

>>16869142
I don’t imagine judgemental thoughts because I’m proud of my selections. Your choice of toppings for a meatball sub is bound to raise eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.16869231]

>>16861390
Was based in Malaysia for a bit, dominoes and pizza hut always had the filthiest shit you could imagine on a pizza.
Also they'd always cut thin crust pepperonis into tiny fucking squares instead of slices, drove me nuts and they couldn't handle the request to cut it in slices like mindless npcs.

[Anonymous No.16869418]

>>16859677
AN ITALIAN BMT WITH HONEY MUSTARD AND MAYONAISE.

[Anonymous No.16869486]

>>16859677
6 inch toasted meatball sub on wheat with provolone. Simple as

[Anonymous No.16869517]

>>16869418
I’m sorry sir, but honey mustard doesn’t go with Italian BMT. That’s akin to ordering pineapple on a pizza. Our sandwich artists take this as a personal attack. We’re going to have to ask you to leave this establishment. In fact, honey mustard doesn’t go with much of anything (McNuggets excepted) and we are going to discontinue that option.

[Anonymous No.16869521]

>>16869486
Excellent choice, sir. Coming right up.

[Anonymous No.16869537]

>>16869517
Wallahi, you will rue the day you betrayed me, inshallah.

[Anonymous No.16869552]

>>16859677
A dick long sub of bland bread with your least fresh vegetables, meat that has been left to the flies and gnats plus a sloopa of fattening sauce.

[Anonymous No.16869677]

>>16869193
I don't concern myself with the thoughts of less thans. The order stands.