Incel foods

[Anonymous No.16856208]

We are all familiar with the concept of ‘hot girl food’ but what is the opposite of that? What are some good examples incel foods? Foods preferred by those awkward guys who just couldn’t get laid to save their lives.

I’ll start:
>bone broth

[Anonymous No.16856220]

>>16856208
Incels probably eat like shit, exclusively frozen foods, main staple being pizza.
I cannot imagine a person who is unable to find a gf would be able to cook or have any discernible skills at all. Just flabby, under-washed, hair over-grown, school shooter fashion style.

[Anonymous No.16856225]

Deenz
TB and frozen hamburgers cooked rare
Tendies
Steelies
Oliet Bang's

[Anonymous No.16856246]

>>16856225
Deenz is hot girl food tho

[Anonymous No.16856249]

>>16856220
i am too frightened of women to ask them out, i guess that means i am unable to find a gf
i can cook, i don't eat super healthy, but i eat fresh foods often
no real skill
i shower too

[Anonymous No.16856267]

>>16856208
>We are all familiar with the concept of ‘hot girl food’
nope

[Anonymous No.16856281]

>>16856208
>we are all familiar with the concept of 'hot girl food'
I propose not only are we not all familiar with the concept, but also that OP is aware of this and posted it as bait.

[Anonymous No.16856292]

>>16856267
>not familiar with ‘hot girl food’
>posts Japanese cartoon picture
Ok, why don’t you just tell us what you eat?

[Anonymous No.16856308]

>tinned seafood being mixed with identity politics by Fishwife Tinned Seafood Company
>Meet the Fishwives
>Hi, we're Becca Millstein and Caroline Goldfarb.

[Anonymous No.16856312]

>>16856208
Incels eat the same food as hot girls except it's not as appealing when they do it. Oatmeal is easy and cheap, pasta is easy and cheap and canned fish is easy and cheap (and gross). These foods just happen to be nutritious enough for girls obsessed with their appearance to eat versus something really delicious but awful for you

[Anonymous No.16856313]

>>16856292
straight murder

[Anonymous No.16856323]

>>16856208
This article is stupid but I still want to know what hot girl food is

[Anonymous No.16856335]

>>16856323
>know what hot girl food is
Same as any other girl. Chocolate, Dr. Pepper, mac and cheese, pickles, and Sour Patch Kids.

[Anonymous No.16856337]

>>16856323
>”Hot girl food” seems to suggest an appreciation for eating, but not in a complicated way, or an unconventional way, or a way that’s particularly concerned with “wellness.” It’s more Alison Roman than it is Gwyneth Paltrow.

bros… are we all hot girls?

[Anonymous No.16856338]

>>16856292
laughed for the first time in about two months. thanks

[Anonymous No.16856357]

>>16856323
The whole thing is purely a PR campaign by the Fishwife company. Google "hot girl food" and you will see a bunch of articles about tinned fish.

[Anonymous No.16856365]

>>16856208
what the fuck is that even supposed to mean
what the fuck is wrong with americans

[Anonymous No.16856366]

>>16856323
if you leave it out too long it becomes cold girl food

[Anonymous No.16856367]

>>16856208
Why do incels enjoy posting worthless identity politics related articles of inconsequential shit on 4chan

[Anonymous No.16856370]

>>16856366
nicely done

[Anonymous No.16856372]

>>16856208
>We are all familiar with the concept of ‘hot girl food’
Like fuck we are.

[Anonymous No.16856390]

I hate this gay earth

[Anonymous No.16856402]

>>16856208
Anything elaborate that takes effort is incel food because only incels have the time to waste on cooking something that is eaten in minutes and turned to shit in hours.
Cope, seethe, take your horse dewormer.

[Anonymous No.16856425]

>>16856208
I think that depends on how resentful incels are. I'm extremely bitter about my sex life so I only eat seasoned rice.

[Anonymous No.16856509]

>>16856208
>Goldfarb

[Anonymous No.16856517]

>>16856220
Some people are incels just because they're weirdos man. I'm pretty cute and can cook quite well, but I don't notice when girls are hitting on me till my friends tell me later, also I only want a woman who is in shape and 7+ feet tall.

[Anonymous No.16856616]

>>16856208
>We are all familiar with the concept of ‘hot girl food’
no we're not, what the hell is hot girl food

[Anonymous No.16856641]

>>16856517
Sounds promising, someday anon, just keep trying to exist around your friends and women and eventually all the autism stars will align and you'll no longer be an incel

[Anonymous No.16856699]

>>16856323
>hot girl food
she likes linguine ai frutti di mari with rosé and 69% dark chocolate for dessert

[Anonymous No.16856744]

>>16856699
>Uhhhh sir there is a bug in my spahetti

[Anonymous No.16856748]

>>16856616
>what the hell is hot girl food
You been living under a rock for the past year? Here’s a pretty good primer:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/james-weir-normal-milk-white-bread-and-the-rise-of-other-hot-girl-foods/news-story/4ea3f587b9b2e7cf8461dc39884ef811
TLDR version is basically that it’s food that hot girls eat, anything that’s trying too hard to be healthy is not Hot Girl Food.

[Anonymous No.16856791]

>>16856308
>24 bux for 3 packs of deenz
>plus shipping
OK tell me this is some money laundering scheme. I can literally get deenz from decades or century old deeneries for less that have proven quality,

[Anonymous No.16856796]

>>16856337
>bros… are we all hot girls?
mhm
>>>/girltalk/

[Anonymous No.16856851]

>>16856208https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1634598761587.jpg
Incel Food Staples:

well done steak
chicken tendies
MREs
zero sugar beverages
ivermectin
brown rice, broccoli, chicken breast meal prep every day
whey protein powder
their own cum
brainforce alpha mega supplements (contains soy)
elk
the mother of all egg sandwiches
a bullet

[Anonymous No.16856912]

>>16856851
elk is actually really fucking good, I miss fuddruckers, if they were still around, fuddrucker's wild game burgers would 100% be "hot girl food"

[Anonymous No.16856921]

>>16856912
>not bow hunting your own elk meat.
ngmi