McPlant

[Anonymous No.16854792]

Anyone else tried these? They were released in the UK on Friday and I've had 4 already.
They use a Beyond Burger, but they're somehow better than the normal ones, I believe it's because they're slightly thinner than usual.
The vegan cheese is OK, not great, and you're better asking them to switch it for a regular slice, and the vegan sandwich sauce is a little bit more oily than I might like, but otherwise this is an outstandingly good burger. The Beyond Burger really gives it a very meaty taste, and being thinner, it doesn't have as many issues with texture as the thicker ones.

[Anonymous No.16854818]

>>16854792
As a sexless lonely anti-social incel the idea of eating something like this makes me sick to my stomach and makes me shake with anger.

[Anonymous No.16854852]

>>16854792
I practice semen retention and nofap, but will test myself daily with hours long edging session. I believe this will naturally boost my testosterone to higher than naturally-achievable levels.
I also eat a diet consisting of mainly beef, pork, and some poultry with the only vegetables being canned corn, canned green beans and potatoes.
Seeing these plant-based frankenfoods all over put me into a blind rage. I see chads casually eat these things with their whore stacys like its no big deal, when based on my blood lab reports, I am almost literally twice the man that chad could ever be.
It makes me so angry that I am basically the ideal man and I still have never had sex and women ignore or deny my advances, no matter how persistent I am.

I would invite any plant-based """""meat"""""" eater to come to my house some time to see what it takes to be a REAL man. I could probably take on a whole group of these "men" all at once.

[Anonymous No.16854861]

>>16854792
No, but I don't think I will if they were pushed in america. I would try the pizza hut vegan pizza they pushed in the U.K, even though I know most likely the ones I make at home would be much better.

[Anonymous No.16854906]

>>16854861
>I don't think I will if they were pushed in america
The US version is a little different, in that it's not vegetarian, as it's cooked on the same griddle as the regular beef burgers, whereas the UK version is cooked on a separate area and is fully certified vegan.
The problem with doing it the US way is that people that don't want to eat meat can't order it, and people that want to eat meat won't order it either, so it's a product that no-one wants.
I have to say tho, it is very tasty, if you see it on a $0.99 offer on the app, it's worth a go.

[Anonymous No.16854945]

>>16854852
ok

[Anonymous No.16854965]

>>16854906
Yea, same thing with the burgerking ordeal. I mean I'd way more excited about these things if I myself didn't know how to cook good food. If these fast food places actually cared for the customer maybe i'd consider it, but the fact that mcdonalds fries are processed with beef fat shows that they don't really care to please the vegan community.

[Anonymous No.16855393]

>>16854792
I need to stop eating red meat because of health reasons, but burgers are my all-time favorite food.
I have had pretty damn good veggie-burgers so far, and I'm a sucker for convenience so I am looking forward to this being a success and it rolling out nationwide.

[Anonymous No.16855403]

>>16855393
veggie burgers are actually pretty easy to make. recipes usually are for a large batch that you freeze and eat at your convenience.

[Anonymous No.16855664]

mcplant sounds like a narc

[Anonymous No.16855704]

>>16854792
>vegan approved
>cooked on the same equipment as other meat products
lol

[Anonymous No.16855720]

>>16855704
The other meat products are plant based too though??

[Anonymous No.16855731]

>>16854792
Did they really call this shit the fucking McPlant?

[Anonymous No.16855739]

>>16855704

Honest question - why does this matter? You aren't buying the meat products. You aren't adding demand for them.

So what if it touches the meat grill?

[Anonymous No.16855831]

>>16855739
your brain must be small. im so sorry.

[Anonymous No.16856069]

>>16855739
vegans burst into flames if animal-derived products pass their lips

[Anonymous No.16856442]

>>16855704
>cooked on the same equipment as other meat products

But it's not?

[Anonymous No.16856468]

>>16855720
cows eat plants, yes

[Anonymous No.16857183]

>>16854792
Why would a vegan eat this weird mystery goop shit of 80+ ingredients instead of just a good Black Bean Burger? I can't see the appeal of this beyond novelty's sake

[Anonymous No.16857191]

>>16854792
>McPlant
What a lame name

[Anonymous No.16857255]

>>16855664

[Anonymous No.16857796]

>>16855664
the hamburgler

[Anonymous No.16857800]

>>16855739
meat juice goes on grill, veggie patty absorbs meat juice.

[mothet No.16857811]

Beyond burgers have a heterogeneous texture with pieces that are chewy as hell.

[Anonymous No.16858896]

I don't see how vegans can support places like Mcdonalds, KFC, or Burger King, because they are hopping on the bandwagon when they are still involved in using animals in their products. Very hypocritical of vegans but I'm honestly not surprised

[Anonymous No.16858921]

>>16855831
>It's a moral lifestyle choice I've arbitrarily adopted
>oops I mean it's a religious food law I alone follow

[Anonymous No.16858925]

>>16854792
No I think I'll stick to real meat for now.
Hopefully they can perfect this shit by 2025 so that I can enjoy a nice McPlant out on the frontlines when I get drafted into WWIII.

[Anonymous No.16859063]

>>16854965
The main problem with burger king is that they don’t use grills
The flame broiler is essentially a big metal box made from chains, grease, and fire. You put frozen burgers in one end and they come out the other cooked.
They’re also pretty bulky, most locations only have one.
There’s just no way to cook a plant burger the same as a regular burger without cross-contamination in that set-up, so the old bean burgers were deep-fried like the chicken.
.t worked in a burger king during high school

[Anonymous No.16859082]

>>16858896
Its the other way round. Most vegans dont give a shit, these chains are just trying to get these people into the store and also mostly sell these to the "curious"
Vegans dont give a crap about mcdonalds, if theyre there they'd usually eat fries.

[Anonymous No.16859317]

>>16859082
mcdonalds fries aren't vegan, they use beef fat to flavor them.

[Anonymous No.16859323]

Of course yuropoors are into the veggie burgers and mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.16859423]

>>16859317
>>16859082

Always knew vegans were full of shit just doing it for fashion

[Anonymous No.16859446]

>>16857183
>confusing vegetarians with someone with intelligence
common mistake

[Anonymous No.16859487]

Huh, I always thought this was the "Mick Plant"

[Anonymous No.16860922]

>>16854792
Do they cook it separately from the beef burgers?

[Anonymous No.16860932]

>>16859487
Those are from Peru

[Anonymous No.16860988]

>>16859323
I bet that genuinely tastes great with the cheese on top

[Anonymous No.16861044]

>>16859487
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.16861113]

>>16860922
The UK version is, the US version is not.

https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/newsroom/article/mcplant.html

[Anonymous No.16861206]

>>16859423
I'm a vegan, I actually do my research though.

[Anonymous No.16861215]

I would never eat them because they don't have beef in them. Its fake. If they are priced for the poors then maybe it can be used to sustain them albeit very unhealthily. You need a 85%+ meat diet.

[Anonymous No.16861221]

>>16861215

The fact we don't really know what's in the makeup puts me off trying the fake meat. I get serious Soylent Green vibes from it

[Anonymous No.16861231]

>>16861221
It's not that, it's just not meat. I don't want to eat something as a main meal that doesn't have meat in it. I like the beef industry.

[Anonymous No.16861241]

>>16861221
>The fact we don't really know what's in the makeup

https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/product/vegan-mcplant.html

[Anonymous No.16861252]

>>16861231
>I don't want to eat something as a main meal that doesn't have meat in it.
Have you considered not buying it and getting on wih your life and not worrying about what other people choose to eat?

[Anonymous No.16861258]

>>16861252
Yes. I am just commenting though. When I see people doing things wrong, I try to help or at least point out the absurdity of stated subject.

[Anonymous No.16861271]

finally i can get a maccie ds meal that's not the spicy veggie wrap

it's not even spicy

[Anonymous No.16861304]

>>16861258
Uh, aren't you the retarded ketofag from above?

>>16861271
The vegan cheese, while edible, is still vegan cheese, you might wanna skip that. I've tried it both with and without the vegan sandwich sauce, and I have to say I prefer it without, but ymmv.
One mildly weird thing I noticed is that the large meal for about a fiver or something kept me feeling full for ages. I thought I would be hungry again in two hours, but I wasn't.

[Anonymous No.16861405]

Vegan cheese isn't cheese ya goofs.

[Anonymous No.16861419]

>>16854792
There are so many vegan recipes out there that are just naturally vegan, why can't they just learn to cook instead of demanding vegan replacements for meat?

[Anonymous No.16861444]

>>16861419
>why can't they just learn to cook instead of demanding vegan replacements for meat?

Why the fuck does it bother you? How the fuck does it affect you in any way, at all?

[Anonymous No.16861447]

>>16861419
Because they are jealous of how great meat is. You can't blame them.

[Anonymous No.16861451]

>>16861444
Why can't you just learn to cook, lardass?

[Anonymous No.16861452]

>>16854792
No.
A cheeseburger there costs $2.00 now
Absolutely not worth it.
McCucks can get fucked

[Anonymous No.16861458]

>>16861444
See the defensiveness and venom spitting here? That's how they work. They know they are eating trash because it's a fad or some odd reason and they are looking for others to justify their mental illness/mistakes. Classic vegetarian/vegan/lgbtxyz behavior.

[Anonymous No.16861466]

>>16861451
>Why can't you just learn to cook, lardass?
What makes you think I can't?

>>16861458
Just answer the question, meatfag.

[Anonymous No.16861471]

>>16861419
it's possible to home cook/go to restaurants with properly nice vegan food and also pop into macdonalds when you need to have a reliably quick and mediocre meal

[Anonymous No.16861490]

>>16854792
It is significantly cheaper than the meat based burgers?
I mean they are feeding you plants instead of cattle raised on tons of plants which means it's cheaper to produce so it must cost a fraction of what a regular burger costs

[Anonymous No.16861500]

>>16861466
>What makes you think I can't?
Because of the pic you posted in response to me asking why can't vegans cook. >>16861444

[Anonymous No.16861505]

>>16861490
Lol you would think that, but trash is trash and kids like OP gobble that trash up.

[Anonymous No.16861513]

>>16861500
>Because of the pic
I'm afraid I would require further elucidation upon your part. How does the picture lead you to this conclusion?

[Anonymous No.16861519]

>>16861505
So you are telling me they are selling a worse product (lacking on nutrients) for the same price as the regular better product just because it's cheaper for them to make right?

[Anonymous No.16861526]

>>16861490
>>16861505
>When the meatfags cannot into economics 101

[Anonymous No.16861528]

>>16861513
You ordered fast food every day for three days in a row (or more).

[Anonymous No.16861535]

>>16861528
And? I'm not seeing the connection here. Could you explain, clearly, the logical thought process which you are undertaking to lead you to this outcome?

[Anonymous No.16861539]

>>16861519
They are in it for the money. Lower quality product that is cheaper to produce to imitate the greatness of another established product. Never trust them.

[Anonymous No.16861570]

>veganfags trying to justify their mental illness

Why do they seek out these forums to point out their mistakes? Do they think they will get reinforcement from other nutsos?

[Anonymous No.16861572]

>>16861535
>And? I'm not seeing the connection here.
That's because you're fat and therefore stupid.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31794778/

[Anonymous No.16861585]

>>16861572
>learn to cook, lardass
>That's because you're fat

You could put Cinemark out of business with projection like that

[Anonymous No.16861597]

>>16861585
>orders fast food via itoddler app every day
>not fat
pick one

[Anonymous No.16861659]

>>16861597
Listen, fat, if a 429kcal burger once a day is causing you issues, you need to rethink your lifestyle.
Meatfags are getting even more retarded. There should be some way to filter out those posters who consume the rotting flesh of decaying carcasses so that I don't have to suffer the infernal mindless drivel spewing from these vapid NPC shells.

[Anonymous No.16861663]

>>16861659
Lol the vegetable head is mad.

[Anonymous No.16861664]

>>16861659
>carcasses
I'll assume that you are making reference to roadkill eaters, which is carrion, which is not meat.

[Anonymous No.16861667]

>>16861664
No, he's just a idiot vegan/grass eater fag.

[Anonymous No.16861694]

>>16861663
>Lol the vegetable head is mad.

>"Ma! He's postin' them big wurds again!"

[Anonymous No.16861703]

>>16861659
You didn't get just the burger, you got large combo meals each time and one of them had two extra items.

Learn to coot fatty

[Anonymous No.16861710]

cook*

[Anonymous No.16861716]

>>16861703
It's easier for him to just eat fake shit from McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.16861725]

>>16854792
just what I needed 100% carbs

[Anonymous No.16861734]

>>16861725
Pretty sure he want's people to be as obese as him.

[Anonymous No.16861737]

>>16861703
>You didn't get just the burger, you got large combo meals each time and one of them had two extra items.
The side salad has 18kcal, and the tea has 0.
The two extra items was another McPlant meal for my gf and a chilli dip, fat.
Maybe if you put down the quadaruple bacon burger and picked up a fucking vegeburger once in a while your finger might not be so fucking fat and you could type on a keyboard like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.16861748]

>>16861737
Not him but at least the quad bacon burger is real meat, tasty and healthier than the shit you are eating.

[Anonymous No.16861756]

>>16861737
>Maybe if you put down the quadaruple bacon burger
I don't eat those

>and picked up a fucking vegeburger once in a while your finger might not be so fucking fat and you could type on a keyboard like a normal person?
Maybe if you learned to cook you wouldn't be so mad, Fatty McLardass

[Anonymous No.16861797]

>>16861748
>tasty and healthier than the shit you are eating
[citation needed]

>>16861756
As it happens, fat, I bought a house last week and the kitchen is being remodelled and rewired.
But now you mention it, there really isn't enough vegan and vegetarian cooking threads on here.
So when the work is finished on my kitchen later this week, I shall start many, many threads all about my vegan and vegetarian cooking.
Every time you visit /ck/, it will be full of the very latest of my vegan and vegetarian cooking exploits. Fuck, I might even start a general there will be so much vegan and vegetarian content. Thank you again for highlighting the lack of vegan and vegetarian cooking content, I will undoubtedly enjoy posting much more about this exciting topic in the months and years to come. I sure do hope you enjoy reading about them.

[Anonymous No.16861813]

>>16861797
Oooh veggie mush headvis just seething.

[Anonymous No.16861826]

>>16861797

[Anonymous No.16861831]

>>16861813
>Oooh veggie mush headvis just seething.

>tfw your fingers are so fat you miss the fucking space bar

[Anonymous No.16861845]

>>16861831
>being this mad

[Anonymous No.16861849]

>>16861831
Lol poor dude no one wants your shit food and you threaten to spam it in the future. Typical veggie/vegan homosexual filth.

[Anonymous No.16861873]

>>16861845
>>16861849
You're a ketofag too, aren't you? I can smell the stupidity over the https protocol.

[Anonymous No.16861891]

>>16861873
The grass you've been eating has been tainted.