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My sister's uncle just dropped us off a big sack of filberts. What can I do with them?

>> No.16850501

>>16850491
Anal beads

>> No.16850521

Chuck 'em at squirrels.

>> No.16850552

>>16850491
Isn’t that your uncle?

>> No.16850571

>filberts
what the fuck

That said, the obvious choice is to grind them up and sell that shit. Hazelnut puree (only consisting of hazelnuts and nothing else) sells for horrendous prices. I don't know why, probably because vegan hipster cunts buy everything.

>> No.16850585

>>16850571
I'm not legally allowed to engage in commerce anymore.

>> No.16850790
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>>16850521
this

>> No.16850862

>>16850585
put on a mustache and a french accent first

>> No.16850864

>>16850491
>sisters uncle
?

>> No.16850938

>>16850864
different dads

>> No.16850948

>>16850938
She’s kind of like a step-sister then ehh anon? ;)

>> No.16850954

>>16850491
you got any pictures of the sister?

>> No.16850964

>>16850948
No, she's my sister. Both of our dads are in prison, and we were raised by our mom. None of this is relevant to what I should do with the sack of filberts.

>> No.16850987

>>16850964
what you should do is post pictures of your sister and then you might get an answer

>> No.16850990

>>16850987
fuck off, creep

>> No.16851004

>not allowed to sell anything
>raised by single mother
>dad is in jail
You're a black criminal aren't you? You stole those filberts didn't you, you bastard?

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>>16850964
>Both of our dads are in prison

>> No.16851033

>>16851004
>>16851029
Maybe I'll make a pie.

>> No.16851036

>>16851033
Good idea. You should creampie her.

>> No.16851058

>>16851036
No, like a pecan pie, but with filberts.

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>>16851058
What's with calling hazelnuts filberts? Is this a regional thing?

>> No.16851113

>>16851069
idk that's just what we always called them