/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16844812]

Whats the worst dining experience you have had? Can be fast food, fancy restaurant etc... stories.

[Anonymous No.16844818]

>>16844812
I went to planet wings and ordered a burrito. They just gave me sour cream and I proceeded to get my money back.

[Anonymous No.16844836]

>>16844818
Sounds terrible. How did you manage to survive?

[ieatinmycar No.16844842]

>>16844812
Went to some middle eastern joint in the middle of hickville, NH with a friend, ordered some kind of meat and rice dish and a mezze platter to share. Meat smelled and tasted off so I didn't want it, waitress told the owner I guess who proceeded to argue with me trying to say that it's garlic or some shit. You wanna argue, I'll argue in front of your customers. I know what garlic tastes like and I know what turkish food is supposed to taste like, don't insult me. Friend thought it was fucking hilarious, ended up getting all of it comped. Fuck that place. Maybe I caught it on a bad day because it's still open and highly rated, or maybe the local yokels are retarded.

[Anonymous No.16845191]

>>16844812
Eating at Sonic

[Anonymous No.16845201]

>>16844812
>Whats the worst dining experience you have had? Can be fast food, fancy restaurant etc... stories.
British Airways Budapest-Heathrow
Stuffing filled roll. Literally no meat, just stove top kind of stuffing in a mushy smashed glob inside of a plain bread rolls.
HORRIBLE

[Anonymous No.16845207]

>want chicken
>go on Buffalo wild wings website
>put in a pickup order for a couple of boxes of wings, literally the one thing they should know how to do properly
>go to the restaurant at my pickup time
>they haven't even started my order
>not busy and this was pre-covid
>wait 45 minutes in the lobby for them to put together a couple boxes of chicken wings

I knew BWW was a shit restaurant but that was the last time I even gave them a chance

[Anonymous No.16845208]

>>16844812
>went to mexican restaurant for breakfast
>waitress asked how I'd like
my eggs cooked
>I want them over easy
>she looks confused and asks what that means
>I explain they are cooked and flipped half way
Would you believe it if I told you I got sunny side up eggs flipped upside down in my plate?

[Anonymous No.16845216]

>>16845207
Forgot to mention

>fill out a complaint on the feedback form on BWW website
>get an automated email saying it was forwarded to management and someone will get back to me
>never hear back again

[Anonymous No.16845236]

>>16845201
>Hungarian food is shit
Surprised?

[Anonymous No.16845264]

>>16844836
The worst part was that it was a good place to eat for years. Then one day they just hired shitty people and stopped caring. It was a traditional hangout of me and my friends after school back then so we went there almost every day. But they got more surly and annoyed at doing their job as time went on. The lady who did this was annoyed because 7 people ordered from her at once and apparently she didn't feel like actually making all the food. I think she expected me being a teen to just take it but I went to her manager and watched as he watched her make one from scratch. That was the last time we went there and the place went under a few months later. Unfortunately the replace place also sucks with ridiculously high prices for little food. They though putting a hot girl who flirts with you would get us to not care but I outright said fries costing 5 bucks and only getting the kiddie meal amount at Macdonalds was bullshit and we just hung out at the local Chinese place from then on. They are cool and honestly the girl there is hotter anyway.

[Anonymous No.16845313]

>>16845236
kill yourself immediately

[Anonymous No.16845335]

>>16844812
Went to Dante's Down the Hatch in ATL with a reservation. Paid extra to sit in the lower lounge with a live jazz band. Live alligators and shit. Waiter fucks all of our shit up, spilled ice water all over my girl on purpose, was rude, and asked my girl when the baby was due. She wasn't pregnant or fat. Food was absolute shit and half-assed. Waiter asked us, before we were even close to being done eating, how long we would be because he wanted to go clubbing and we were fucking up his evening. It was 9:30 pm and we had a 9:00 reservation. No tip, of course. Thank God that shithole is out of business now. We went out for Steak and Shake later, I got a blowjob on the way home, played some video games and smoked crack with my girl, then fucked her a few times. So, a good night, but bad dinner. I bet that waiter ended up fucking his hand all alone that night and woke up with a hangover. What a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.16845347]

>>16844842
>maybe the local yokels are retarded
that's the one.

[Anonymous No.16845384]

>>16844812
>go to diner
>food is taking forever
>get food
>broken glass in mashed potatos
>”oh I’m so sorry did you want new mashed potatos?”

[Anonymous No.16845437]

>>16845384
this is why you shower regularly and don't take your anime pillows with you anon. people will literally dump glass in your potatoes if you don't

[Anonymous No.16845446]

>>16845335
Damn. How long ago was this?? That place was ridiculous. Got to bang one of the waitresses though. Hope you got a chance to enjoy ESPN Zone as well.

[Anonymous No.16845456]

>>16845207
why wouldn't you just buy frozen wings and make them at home? that's all they're making anyhow

[Anonymous No.16845526]

Years ago I helped a friend and his wife move across two states near to Springfield MO. They are excited about. There is a Lambert's Cafe in Springfield MO, and their gimmicks are all you can eat served at your table plus thrown rolls. Friends took me there and we waited in line like an hour. And I naively thought, man this must be some good food. Nope, it was some of the worst tasting food I have had. Cracker Barrel is better than Lambert's. I remember the fried okra being the worst of all of it. That was probably the worst dining experience ever outside of getting food poisoning at some places. It was just a giant tourist trap with bad food, even the famous thrown rolls sucked.

[Anonymous No.16845558]

>>16845384
I ended up with pieces of these in my thai food trying a thai place for the first time. Not fun to bite down on.

[Anonymous No.16845652]

>>16845208
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16845679]

>>16845264
I feel like you're holding something back.

[Anonymous No.16846003]

Went to an Asian restaurant and It bothered me how many asian people were inside. I was actually the only white guy. I also saw old asian chinks dining Who gave me dirty looks. Food was good but they asked me for cash only, atm outside was sketchy and full of druggies. Just 360 and Walked away. Stupid chinks evading taxes and fuck the old fat short chinks looking bad at me, I`ll kill you.

[Anonymous No.16846012]

>>16845526
>Cracker barrel
Trusting White people with your food, kek.

[Anonymous No.16846042]

>>16844812
>go to semi fancy steakhouse
>1 hour 20 minute wait for food
>finally arrives
>girl in group touches her salad with a fork
>two cockroaches come scurrying out
>say “fuck this” and walk out

[Anonymous No.16846073]

>>16846012
Obviously. Best food in the world.

[Anonymous No.16846077]

>>16846073
>YouGov
Opinion disregarded.

[Anonymous No.16846084]

>>16844812
>visit the USA on holiday
>hanging out in Washington
>decide to grab some Popeyes for a quick, cheap bite since we don’t have it back home
>get regular chicken and a sweet tea
>crackhead enters restaurant and harasses customers, staff does fuckall about it
>chicken tastes like styrofoam covered in bread, “tea” is just cold sugar water
>go to throw meal away
>crackhead grabs try out of hands, throw it at the wall and growls at me like a fucking dog
>curse her out in native tongue which visibly freaks her out
>leave and get a sandwich from 7/11

This wasn’t even the only interaction like this while I was in the USA.

[Anonymous No.16846110]

>>16844812
Eating anywhere that black people work.

[Anonymous No.16846114]

>order pizza from a local place thru app maybe 8pm
>margarita for me, marinara offmenu for my milk-allergic wife
>specify no cheese on the marinara, explain why
>shouldn't have to since marinara means no cheese, but it's Ireland
>pizzas come
>both margarita
>put the problem in the app, app person calls me, tells me they'll fix it, pizza place calls and talks to my wife when I'm in the bathroom
>she can't really explain what he said, thick accent
>I call them, explain the problem, they say they understand and will send out a new pizza
>say thank you, I understand the apps can be stupid, etc smoothing over
>Infinite time passes
>figure I'll just let it go rather than making a huge deal over one pizza
>11:30pm
>loud knock
>open it to find a guy who looks like Ghandi dressed up as Chef Boyardee holding a pizza box
>before I can even greet him, he's in full angry Italian chef mode, loud enough for my wife to hear two rooms away
>Fake Italian accent
>When I makea da pizza the first thing I do is I saya Mario, bringa me da big cheese
>I not going to try and read whether someone wantsa cheese, pizza come witha da cheese
>Explain that pizza marinara is one of the classical forms, I lived in Naples, it's on every menu, including his
>thousandyardstare.jpg
>He decides to change tack
>Opens the box to show me the pizza
>Looks up at me like 'looka what you havea done to da pizza'
>Take a slice, bite into it, say it's perfect, thank you
>visibly disappointed
>accent turns from Mario to Seamus McCool
>I'm glad you like it, have a nice night.
>You too man
>leaves
Great pizza though.

[Anonymous No.16846194]

>>16845679
What? I admit this happened a bit ago but if you want I could mention how that very location has been revamped and resold like 5 times since I was born at least. When I was a wee little kid it was a porn store.

[Anonymous No.16846591]

>>16844842
>middle of hickville
>You wanna argue, I'll argue in front of your customers
>I know
>I know
>don't insult me
>ended up getting all of it comped
>Fuck that place
it's still open and highly rated
>maybe the local yokels are retarded

You sound like an insufferable piece of shit. It’s almost certainly just you.

[Anonymous No.16846677]

>>16844812
Teddy's Deli in Keystone, SD. The tables were dirty, it was swarming with flies, and the rueben I ordered had nasty processed cheese that melded with the soggy bread.

[Anonymous No.16846699]

>>16844812
went to indian restaurant
opened menu
baby roaches fall out
nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.16846844]

>>16846084
>curse her out in native tongue
German?

[Anonymous No.16846857]

>>16845208
>going out to eat for eggs
>go to mexican place
Yes they fucked up but you're obviously retarded enough to have many more stories like this, please share.

[Anonymous No.16846880]

>go to Vietnamese restaurant
>order some wings for an appetizer
>the wings are been cut into small pieces
>small bone shard cuts into the roof of my mouth causing it to bleed

[Anonymous No.16846881]

>>16845526
I went to a lamberts in FL once. Their famous sides were the saddest funeral/legion hall wedding potluck shit

[Anonymous No.16846895]

>>16846084
>Washington
well, do some homework next time you travel

[Anonymous No.16846899]

>>16846857
Chilaquiles? Huevos rancheros? Possibly the two most underrated items on a mexican menu. However, even I'm not dumb enough to expect a beaner to do it any way other than sunny side up.

[Anonymous No.16846902]

>>16846114
wtf not even trying to be a tough guy but how did that not end in a fight?

[Anonymous No.16846956]

>>16846114
>Being berated at nearly midnight on your front porch by a literal poo masquerading as a sterotypical Italian chef
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16846961]

>>16844812
Used to go to this cool hippy store called Stone Mountain in downtown Nashville. They decided to open up an over priced cafe downstairs where you are paying for the atmosphere. 60's music, lava lamps, blacklight posters ect
I told my mom I wanted to go so we get there and we are the only customers, it had only been open a couple weeks.
Everything is embarrassingly expensive to I tell my mom we can split a PB&J sammich. It's $8. The waitress comes over and takes our order and disappears into the back. This won't take long we thought - it's just a PB&J and we are the only customers.
Time passes and at the 20 minute point we get the attention of our waitress and asked if it was going to be much longer. She said "let me check" - she comes back and assures us it's on the way.
A total of 45 minutes pass and she finally brings out a decent sized but no frills PB&J which was nothing more than I could make at home.
No explination given on the wait. I'm guessing the cook had to go to the store to get the PB&J.
Never went back. LOL

[Anonymous No.16846976]

>>16844812
>out for breakfast with drinking buddies after a party
>go to random diner
>order cream chipped beef
>something tastes off about it
>try a few more bites cause it's not that bad
>can't get passed it, mention it to dumb Pollak friend who got same thing
>yeah mine tastes kinda wierd too
>another friend points at some mold on a chair behind us
>appetite gone
>they notice, I'm usually the big eater
>still trying to eat it but going slow doesn't seem right
>pollack friend laughing at me, points at the mold again
>what did that gross you out?
>try another fork full
>pollack friend mock heaves like he's gonna vomit
>sends me over I've already eaten plenty
>he mock sounds so real I can help feel ill
>can't finish it, pollack friends older brothers ready to take down another plate
>give it to him
>neither of them get sick

I'm still filled with regret that I didn't just finish it cause apparently I was just a pussy

[Anonymous No.16846982]

>>16845207
Bww only hires the most braindead mongos they can find.

[Anonymous No.16847046]

>>16844812
>pull into a Mom 'n Pop restaurant in Lincoln City
>literally nobody inside except three grizzled fishermen and a 90 y/o women in fishnets acting as the chef/waitress/hostess
>grab a menu, sit down at booth, order seafood fettuccine
>set my arms on the table
>...
>can't lift my arms from the table
>inspect table, entire surface is covered by a substance stickier than tree resin
>stand up from pleather booth seat, my back makes a sound like someone peeling one long line of Velcro
>fishermen look over their shoulders and start laughing
>run the fuck out

[Anonymous No.16847211]

>>16845446
ESPN zone in Baltimore was based

[Anonymous No.16847357]

i had bones in my burrito once, actually impossible to eat

[Anonymous No.16847411]

>>16844812
My entire college dining experience with Aramark. Forcing people to buy food from them should be a criminal offense. Escaping from their shitty food is a big part of what inspired me to learn to cook.

As for real restaurants, I once went to a (then brand new) Chinese buffet where the food was OK but I went to the bathroom and everything fell apart the instant I touched it. Tried to flush some nasty piss in a urinal and it fell off the wall. Went to a stall and the door came off. I didn't risk washing my hands because then I'd have to touch the sink. On the way out some guy tried to fight me because his wife said I called her ugly in the parking lot even though I was clearly already eating when they arrived.

The last time I went to the Kerbey Lane Cafe was years ago with my parents for their anniversary or something, the server was a real piece of shit. He threw the plates down on the table took forever with everything, practically any form of nonsense you can think of. He didn't get a tip and followed us outside to inquire about it. I hear things haven't gotten better and I'm convinced that the only way they've managed to stay successful is people from other cities telling other people from other cities that they simply must try the KLC.

[Anonymous No.16847425]

Swiss Chalet
>friend's birthday
>go to Swiss Chalet
>order ribs
>over priced
>small

>Go to Swiss Chalet with other friends
>don't really want to go but tag along anyways
>I order a cheap salad
>cook some pasta for when I get home
>2 of them get food poisoning

I don't know why white people like it so much. Now I go to the attached Harvey's instead if I can.

[Anonymous No.16847611]

>>16844812
>Be me 18 year old
>mom is moving out of the state
>Take her and my girlfriend out to lunch at highly rated bakery/tea House
>It's in the middle of nowhere in between my town and the airport were going to
>beautiful small southern town, the tea House is a nice looking southern style house decorated in lace and pink paint filled with fine China and fancy teapots and porcelain dolls all over
>It's actually a house that's been remodeled into a museum and tea shop
>Inside the place looks almost like a doll house kind of quaint but almost in The uncanny valley kind of thing
>Waitress was so over the top and overly friendly it was almost scary giving me an extremely uneasy feeling almost like she was being held captive or something
>She's a blonde with like doll makeup on wearing a Victorian style dress
>Order food and we each get a cup of tea
>I got some kind of chicken curry tea sandwich and my girlfriend and my mom get a croissant sandwich
>Food takes a long time to come to the table even though we're the only customers
>Decide to look around the museum / restaurant
>After 20 minutes of looking around the food still isn't ready we sit at the table bullshitting for another 30 minutes
>The food and the tea finally gets to the table and they gave us three whole pots of tea
>I tell the waitress we wanted cups not whole pots
>She says the only serve pots
>I point out to her on the menu it says you sell tea by the cup
>She tells me that the menus needed to be updated and that they don't sell cups anymore
>Each pot of tea is $15
>As we are walking around I got to look in the kitchen everyone's sandwich was just taken out of the fridge and microwaved
>each sandwich was served with a slice of pineapple and three cubes of watermelon sandwiches each cost $15
>Mfw this meal is $90 and everything sucks

[Anonymous No.16847628]

>>16847611
>All of the sudden I hear some creaking in the other room
>Wtf??.jpg
>I look over and see this old Muslim guy emerge from a fucking hidden door In the floor under a rug
>Bald khaki pants cheap white short sleeve button-up Muslim vest big mustache and sideburns
>He walks right up to the table and ask us how everything is says he's the owner
>Trying to get out of their fast so we can get to the airport I tell him everything was great thanks for the meal
>My mom asked him a question about one of the teapots
>He goes on a 20-minute spiel about all the teapots and how he's been collecting them his whole life
>Then he goes on saying he's going to sell them soon because he wants to retire and he'll eventually have to give up his business
>My mom tells him that I just graduated culinary school for some reason
>He starts asking me if I like the restaurant so much why don't I take it over
>He pulls up a chair to our table and sits down with us with the pen and paper and starts writing that numbers saying how he'll sell the place to me
>I think he's fucking joking but he's completely serious he's trying to sell me his restaurant
>He has bad breath and smells like onions Bo and Curry
>Tells me how he misses his native country of Afghanistan or some shit and after years of collecting he wants to sell the place
>He starts getting teary-eyed and saying he's getting old and this place is too much for him
>Then after the sob story he immediately goes right back to normal and starts talking numbers and writing stuff down on paper trying to sell the place to me
>After trying to be polite for 15 to 20 minutes I'm kind of done with it and tell him we have to go
>My family looks so relieved and they practically run outside

[Anonymous No.16847634]

>>16847628
>Muslim guy follows us out still trying to convince me to buy the place and telling me I haven't seen the whole place that there's more to the museum in the yard
>I look past him into the yard and I see there's a shed filled with dolls and then there's stairs leading down into a cellar that looks like it's unfinished and filled with junk
>he was trying to get me to go down there and look at more stuff
>Fuckingnope.webm
>Tell him no thanks we really got to catch a flight but I'll stop on my way back and check out the place
>He tries to give me his number but I tell him oh it's already on Google I can find it their, and we quickly get in the car
>He's still trying to walk up to the car but I start driving away and wave goodbye he stands in the street staring at us the whole time as we drive away
>I see the waitress staring at us from the window inside the restaurant almost like she's begging for help
>I imagine that kid who escaped Jeffrey Dahmer only to be returned by the police had the same look


The whole experience was surreal I mean yeah the food sucked the service was slow and it was expensive but this won't be on that it was creepy and scary.
From the over the top waitress to have the place look like we were in a dollhouse to the weird owner surfacing from the floor in the room behind us, to the fact we didn't see a single other person in this town it was almost like The hills have eyes.
A big pink life-size dollhouse on a big hill overlooking a lake with big oak trees
It was in a residential neighborhood there was old Victorian style houses around it was 2:00 p.m. on a Sunday afternoon but I didn't see a single other person then the owner and the waitress it was weird how quiet it was no birds chirping no ducks no squirrels no cars just silence.
So not only was it a bad meal it was a scary atmosphere

[Anonymous No.16847643]

>>16847634
I was actually able to find the place through some googling it's called
Lavender 'n Lace Tearoom & Restaurant Lakeland FL

I don't know if the guy ever sold the place the food looks a lot better now I was there 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.16847646]

>>16844812
Was at buffalo wild wings and our server kept spilling shit on us, first a thing of salsa and then one of our drinks. when we were done with our food we agreed that the server didn't deserve a tip. we tried to leave and the server stopped us at the door and demanded a tip, we told her to fuck off and tried to leave when she grabbed one of my friends and and called for more servers to grab us. someone started calling the police and they let us go.

[Anonymous No.16847658]

>>16847646
Thats what you deserve for being ugly.

[Anonymous No.16847664]

>>16845208
Sounds like they were over easiest.

[Anonymous No.16847670]

>>16847658
My mom says I'm very handsome though

[Anonymous No.16847682]

>>16847670
Mine too, she also partakes in josef fritzl type behavior like dictating when i deserve a hair cut and didnt let me pick my own clothes until senior year of high school.

[Anonymous No.16847695]

>>16847046
Lovecraftian

[Anonymous No.16847697]

>>16847682
have you creampied her yet?

[Anonymous No.16847716]

>>16847697
I consider using her to pay my bills is close enough.

[Anonymous No.16847735]

>>16847046
Where in the fuck is lincoln city

[Anonymous No.16847801]

>>16846844
Afrikaans

[Anonymous No.16847806]

>>16844812
>go to Chinese Buffet because it's by motel I was staying at
>buffet looks rough from sitting out for hours, order off the menu instead
>when I give my order the waitress walks over and starts scooping from the self service buffet
>walk out

[Anonymous No.16847945]

>>16846073
Anytime someone says anything about white people there’s at least one insecure hand molester with a graph of some sort at the ready. Do better.
>Incoming crime statistics chart

[Anonymous No.16847963]

>>16846857
t. Upper Midwest TAKO TUESDAY WITH EXTRA SOUR CREME.

[Anonymous No.16847981]

>>16847643
please
buy
it i
want to retire
help it wont let
Me leave this place

[Anonymous No.16848026]

>>16847981
>pbiwhm
huh?

[Anonymous No.16848121]

I went to some takeout place that had like 4.5 stars on google maps. The place seemed kinda strange and sterile and all the food was already pre-made but I was already there so whatever. When I get home I realize all the food is cold and the rice is in a frozen ball. I go to the restaurant page and apparently they want you to cook the food yourself. Once ready it didn't taste bad but it wasn't better or cheaper than any other takeout place. I also got food poisoning that evening

[Anonymous No.16849317]

>>16847945
>hand molester
?

[Anonymous No.16849434]

>>16847945
schizoid negro

[Anonymous No.16849482]

>>16847945
how brown are you friend

[Anonymous No.16849506]

>>16848121
I wish this was my worse restaurant experience

[Anonymous No.16849633]

>>16847716
>>16847697

[Anonymous No.16849676]

>>16847945
I am sorry a white person who loved charts molested your hands Pablo. I hope you can get help.

[Anonymous No.16851119]

>>16846084
Washington DC or Washington state?

[Anonymous No.16851199]

>>16845335
>and smoked crack with my girl
Everything but this was just fine. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.16851201]

>>16844812
Not necessarily the topic, but the story this pic reminds me of:
We went to a Wings-n-Rings, my older roommate and his nephew who was around my age, and maybe a friend of mine, I think it was the four of us
Ordered one of these big pillar-of-beer things, like a big party-sized carafe on a little stand on the table with a spigot coming out, they have sizes of these things and it's like an alternative to ordering multiple pitchers. The spigot very quickly ended up leaky, sometimes plugged up with a napkin, but making a huge mess, even spilling a little onto the floor which we tried to keep clean. But we're drinking and eating (FILTHY-SLOPPY coated wings and such) just all around bags of shit making a mess. Now that's not uniquely our problem nor an unforgivable sin.
...Except, the oldest roommate, King Shitbag, the biggest manchild, drunken lump of shit, tells our waitress (who is clearly exhausted with us already) "I Love You". And like asking her to marry him or something. Everyone called him an asshole but in the end she got something like a 7 dollar tip on a bill approaching 100 dollars. When we told him about this after the fact he literally started yelling "AH LAHLAHLAHLA" with his hands over his ears trying not to hear it. He's like autistic in the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.16851286]

>>16847735
He probably means Lincoln, Nebraska. I don't have any food related stories from my visit there but holy hell that place is like stepping into another dimension. Sincerely, one of the weirdest nights of my life passing through there.

[Anonymous No.16851288]

>>16846114
This can't be real lmao

[Anonymous No.16851334]

>>16847735
>>16851286
There's a Lincoln City on the Oregon coast, lots of shitty restaurants. Could be it.

[Anonymous No.16851349]

>>16845446
always fun to run into atl bros. i miss espn zone and dante's but i can confirm DDtH had notably terrible service.

[Anonymous No.16851379]

>>16851199
It was the 90's. Things were different then. I cooked it myself. This is the cooking board, right?

[Anonymous No.16851500]

>>16845335
>and smoked crack with my girl,
KEK

[Anonymous No.16851534]

>>16847411
>On the way out some guy tried to fight me because his wife said I called her ugly in the parking lot even though I was clearly already eating when they arrived.
lmao

[Anonymous No.16851623]

>go out to eat with my gf and my friend
>get seated and order food, nothing wrong yet
>start realizing the food is taking forever
>ask how much longer, get told not long
>other groups of three have been seated, ordered, ate, paid, and left in the time since we've ordered
>our waitress brings out one meal and says the other two will be right out
>we wait fifteen minutes, haven't even seen our waitress again
>start complaining more
>we were able to time it because our friend sent a text right after we sat down, we've been here over two hours
>we tell the manager, who our waitress has sent over by this point, how long we've been here
>she calls me a liar
>the other meals come out and the manager immediately leaves, I guess thinking the situation is resolved
>gf's meal is stone cold, complain to waitress
>she sticks her fucking finger in the food and goes "ow! hot!" and then says it's not cold
>we ask to talk to the manager again
>the manager comes over and starts yelling at us before we can even say anything
>obviously nobody ate anything, we try to leave without paying
>manager starts to call the cops on us
>being underage and not really wanting anymore trouble I just pay
>our waitress cashes me out and actually has the fucking balls to complain about lack of tip
I wish I could say it shut down, but not only is it still open it's still wildly popular. Fuck that place.

[Anonymous No.16851977]

>>16845335
>Atlanta
>smoked crack
>didn't tip
You're black aren't you?

[Anonymous No.16852052]

>>16851379

[Anonymous No.16852080]

>>16847945
>NOOOO YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DEFEND YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.16852135]

>>16844812
>Hit local bar with some friends
>New server, seems friendly enough... ok, maybe a little too friendly, starts rubbing my shoulders while taking our drink order
>Comes back in 15 mins with one correct drink, and two completely random beers, and proceeds to tell me that I'm cut off because I'm obviously drunk.
>"That's interesting, considering you haven't served me yet."... "Who the fuck do you think you are?"... "Someone who comes here more often than he should."
>And the bitch comes back with the beer I ordered so she can dump it on me.
>"I'll be right back." I head outside to the smoking garden to talk to the owner. There's commentary about me being moist; I let her know what's up. "Well, I'm busy giving myself cancer, go grab one of the collared shirts from the office and fire her ass."
>"Look... Brittany? We're going to have to let you go. It's obvious that this job isn't a good fit for you. If you need a reference, just let __, ___ or me know and we'll give you a glowing review. Don't worry about cashing out, we'll take care of that. Thanks for coming in today."

It was a weird fucking day.

[Anonymous No.16852143]

>go to a local steakhouse in texas with my pops
>order my steak rare
>when I get it it is squishy and when I chew it it is mushy
>get slight food poisoning later

why work at a steakhouse if you can't cook steak?

[Anonymous No.16852144]

>>16845207
You ever thought that maybe other people were doing large orders for pickup as well?

[Anonymous No.16852307]

>>16844812
when I was young I went on a 24 hour car ride to visit family in the midwest. We stopped at a local burger joint that my uncle promised was really good food. The burger was so greasy that even though I only ate a few bites of it I still got sick later. It was shockingly bad but the rest of the food over there was fine.

[Anonymous No.16852314]

>>16847945
obsessed

[Anonymous No.16852358]

>>16844812
Not the worst thing ever but I'm still a bit mad about what happened the last time I went to BWW:
>order some sauce with my food
>they don't give it to me
>ask for it
>server leaves to go get it
>comes back with no sauce and asks if the food is good
>ask for the sauce again
>server never gives me the sauce
>I got charged 60 cents for it anyway
It wasn't even a busy night

[Anonymous No.16852362]

>>16846073
But the highest-rated food here is Italian...

[Anonymous No.16852500]

>>16846961
Nigga did you just admit you waited 45 minutes for a peanut butter jelly sandwich???

[Anonymous No.16852541]

I've been lucky enough to have my worst dining experience being only being forced to wait 40 minutes at B-Dubs for a waitress to bring a table of 4 water when the restaurant was nearly empty.

[Anonymous No.16852560]

>>16846084
popeyes is based kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16852578]

>>16844812
steak and shake with friends.
shakes took roughly 40 mins after our food to come, food wasn't great, staff left the plane of existence for a good 20 minutes, had to wait another 20 minutes to pay bill, place was almost dead besides us, almost the entire table came down with some illness the next day.

[Anonymous No.16852694]

>be me
>got to wrestlemania in dallas
>decide with friends to grab a bite before going into the stadium
>entire street of restaurants
>first place we go in is an applebee's
>wait for awhile, finally a waitress shows up and tells us there's no seats
>point out the dozens of empty tables in view
>"yeah sorry we're only seating at the bar right now"
>try another chain
>it's closed
>try a mom-and-pop burger joint
>they tell us they've run out of buns
>end up at buffalo wild wings, actual service but it's slow as fuck
it was absolutely bizarre. WM that year drew 100k people yet it was like none of the businesses WITHING WALKING DISTANCE OF THE VENUE had any idea there was a big event going on that day

[Anonymous No.16852728]

>go to subway
>only person there
>they start making my sandwich
>meat and cheese added
>two people walk in
>they set my sandwich aside and ask them what they want
>leave

[Anonymous No.16852838]

navy deployment
>this chicken breast is pretty good
>this chicken breast isn't so bad
>this chicken breast just needs some texas pete
>this chicken breast could be a sandwich
>ooooh, burgers today... i hope the chicken breasts come back
>this chicken breastWHO THE FUCK TOOK THE SPECIAL HOT SAUCE I BOUGHT?!! ok, i'm fine now
>this chicken breast tastes like nothing
>think i'm going to skip chicken breast meal
>eat a bigger breakfast
>these scrambled eggs are pretty good

[Anonymous No.16852856]

>>16852362
don't you know? medi are not white according to /pol/ so...

[Anonymous No.16852883]

>>16847046
lmao

[Anonymous No.16852978]

>>16852143
He probably cooked it perfectly fine, only using rotten meat

[Anonymous No.16852988]

>>16851623
Holy fuck I'm ashamed at how much of a cuck you are, it physically hurt me. I hope this is pasta. Seriously, after getting served one dish and having to wait for the others any longer than 5 minutes would have been the time to leave without saying anything or paying. Probably even before that

[Anonymous No.16852999]

>>16847646
Kek, please be true

[Anonymous No.16853021]

>>16852999
It is, Im banned from a BWW in the middle of New jersey

[Anonymous No.16853045]

Once was involved in a walk out on opening night.
Kitchen collapsed, staff were noobs, owner was an idealist chef.

As always the food was good, it was just timings, seating, service. Shit the chef who opened the place simply dismissed as trivial.

[Anonymous No.16853118]

Not an experience with the food but I'm being dead serious when I say this:
>go to applebees
>fart really loud on accident and disrupt the whole side of the restaurant
>waitress asks me to leave
I tried explaining I have IBS and i had just moved wrong, and I asked to see the manager and he accuses me of having done it on purpose to call attention to myself. Was so embarrassing. The food was lackluster too so it wasnt even worth getting wrapped up.

[Anonymous No.16853144]

>>16853118
Reminds me of a time when an over 300 pound woman shit herself behind me at an olive garden, now I get nauseous whenever see or smell Italian food

[Anonymous No.16853153]

>we order two steaks, both medium rare
>the plates come, only one has a steak on it
>there's a piece of pumpernickel toast in its place
>ask the waitress if the steak will be coming soon
>confused staring
>goes to the kitchen to investigate
>informs me that the cook is high on weed and mistook my toast for a steak, and that it's on the way now
>finally get steak, it's blue rare

[Anonymous No.16854063]

>work at pizza joint that shares parking with long john silver's
>be warned on first day: LJS sucks! stay away!
>watch for a year as every new hire in warned
>have a shit day at work
>say 'fuck it, how bad could they fuck up a fish sandwich'
>wait in line behind elderly negress with a poopy diaper
>get food, sit down, take off winter jacket
>poopypants walks past twice to get napkins
>banana peppers are brown
>lose appetite
>wtf, where's my jacket?
>slid through gap in bench seat
>get jacket off floor and put it on
>freezing cold melted snow runs down back of my neck all the way down to my frikkin underwear
when i went back to work they all made fun of me for even going in the first place.

[Anonymous No.16854125]

>be trucker
>customer shenanigans put me behind schedule
>run out of hours 90 min from home
>have to stop at le independent truck stop
>'ha ha breakfast for dinner will make up for missing wings and beer and my own damn bed'
>menu feels 20 years old
>it's moldy
ever seen a moldy fuckin menu?

[Anonymous No.16854163]

>>16845526
Lambert's is grim

[Anonymous No.16854582]

>>16852135
Are you having a stroke?

[Anonymous No.16854688]

>go to a kebab shop and order cheesy chips
>hairy Mehmet gives me a box of chips with 1 slice of plastic cheese on it
If I wasnt sloshed I'd have given it back and walked out

[Anonymous No.16855272]

>>16846961
You probably shouldn't be going out to eat if you and your mom can only afford an 8$ sandwich. I feel bad for your mom and fuck you for dragging her there knowing ahead of time you most likely can't afford it.

[Anonymous No.16855308]

>>16852500
And made his mom split it with him because he knew they were too poor to eat there. He's retarded and he's a fucking dick.

[Anonymous No.16856041]

>>16851623
kys

[Anonymous No.16857438]

>>16844812
My aunt had to reorder a McDonald's snack wrap like 5 times once kek

[Anonymous No.16857523]

>>16844842
what town?

[Anonymous No.16858782]

>>16844812
I went to burger king and had chicken nuggets
Came home and had explosive diarrhea

[Anonymous No.16859375]

>>16846961
it took them 45 mins to cum in it they were edging a nice big load for ya