Coffee Time General /ctg/

[Anonymous No.16843762]

Coffee Time General – Tikka Masala Edition

>Ginger goes in pumpkin spice
>and ginger goes in tikka masala.
>Therefor takka masala goes in coffee.
>Don't knock it until you try it.

Previous thread >>16809792

[Anonymous No.16843966]

I cleaned my coffee maker...

[Anonymous No.16844462]

im a line cook and want to stop wasting my pre workout on shifts, will making myself coffee suffice? i have a moka pot and thats about it

[Anonymous No.16845360]

What's the best way to make homemade espresso, lads?

[Anonymous No.16845434]

>>16845360
with an espresso machine, you tard

[Anonymous No.16845482]

bump

[Anonymous No.16845491]

I'm new here trying to learn about coffee
Does /ctg/ have an iceberg pic?

[Anonymous No.16845503]

>>16845491
No actually, as far as I know. I am thinking about making one now though so that I can put "so good you'll cum yourself" coffee and the earlytimes/lemon juice sippycup cocktail in the deepest tier.

[Anonymous No.16845508]

>>16845503
please do it, anon. I am also another new anon in this general and I am so tired of brewing the same coffee all month

[Anonymous No.16845540]

>>16845491
not really, there is one but it is reddit consumerist garbage

but at the bottom it would be "out of climate band vertical farming"

[Anonymous No.16845608]

Well, if anyone wants to make one, here's a blank I just started
I made one a little while back for another thread on a different board, so I already have a template in a graphics program

[Anonymous No.16845719]

>>16845608
Aeropress goes in the sky.
>>16843762
>Tikka Masala Edition
Kek now he's going to think I've been making the /ctg/s

[Anonymous No.16845752]

>>16845608
>Maxwell House
>Starbucks
>Pumpkin Spice Latte

[Anonymous No.16845833]

>>16844462

Go for cold brew
Cold brew is the best drink on the line, doesn't have the problem of "going cold" like regular brewed coffee. Has a lot more caffeine than any other type of coffee too and you make it over night, you can even make it in huge batches which you stretch by cutting the extract in half with regular water or some milk.
Buy a cold brew pitcher

[Anonymous No.16845846]

>no calories/nutrition whatsoever
>contains a quantity of a known psychoactive drug
>is a drink
>tastes like shit anyway
Not a food. If we can't have booze threads, you guys can't have coffee threads.

[Anonymous No.16845854]

>>16845491
You're in luck. Bew coffee/gay/ hot off the presses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-iNAyu-ejo

>>16845846
Keep bitching I'll start making tobacco generals.

[Anonymous No.16845955]

>we

[Anonymous No.16845992]

I bought a moka pot and a hand frother on thursday. My lattes aren't great but I was getting bored with my aeropress.

[Anonymous No.16846321]

The melodrip is so fucking based. Unironically a straight level up in the pourover game. Red bourbon black honey. 33g 17:1 94g bloom and agitation with a glass stick and naked kettle, then 5 more 94g pours with the MD.

[Anonymous No.16846330]

>>16846321
the fuck are you even saying

[Anonymous No.16846409]

>>16846330
You pour water over the brown stuff so you can post the /sips/.

[Anonymous No.16847953]

>>16846330
kys

[Anonymous No.16848090]

are americanos sacrilege?

[Anonymous No.16848182]

>>16848090
no
if you enjoy something, what’s the problem?

[Anonymous No.16848380]

Are there any good electric grinders below $100? I've gotten tired of hand grinding on my shitty cheapo(20 dollar) grinder. I'm still open to keep hand grinding if it's less of a slog but I'm guessing there's diminished returns to how easy you can make turning a handle.

[Anonymous No.16848487]

Mom made some pumpkin creamer because she got a percolator but drank it all before my cold brew was done.

>>16846321
Neat. It might actually improve my pourover since the most intricacy I care for in the mornings is remembering to pour in concentric circles but that's also the exact reason I probably won't want to pour through a $30 plastic rain can spout.

>>16848380
Refurb Baratza Encore, but they're apparently hard to get.

[Anonymous No.16848507]

Anyone else like taking their coffee into the shower?

[Anonymous No.16848589]

>>16848507
I wanna know more about that toilet paper dispenser they’re advertising on the side of the box

[Anonymous No.16848777]

>>16848090
I make americanos to salvage when I make bad espresso. Makes something entirely undrinkable into a fairly okay drink.

[Anonymous No.16848824]

>>16848090
I personally don't see the point since I also have a v60, but you do you.

[Anonymous No.16848846]

why is coofy so comfy guys

[Anonymous No.16848862]

>>16848846
Cause its a drug addiction that isn't bad for you. For me waking up and taking a coffee back to bed is the best feeling in the world.

[Anonymous No.16848900]

>>16845854
>[YouTube] I don't like coffee. Can James Hoffmann change that?
Tom Scott gives me serial killer vibes. Like he would be the antagonist in a season of Dexter.

[Anonymous No.16848905]

>>16843762
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.16849245]

>>16848900
Youtube nerds are weird

[Anonymous No.16849483]

Is 2tbsp grounds for a 12 oz cup of coffee in a French press too weak? According to my math I should have been brewing it twice as strong thiz whole time

[Anonymous No.16849929]

starbux verona and house blends are actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.16850039]

i use maxwell house with my v60 and thoroughly enjoy it every time

[Anonymous No.16850109]

>>16848487
Its kind of weird to brew on a perfectly flat bed of coffee but you can see exactly when you pour too hard and kick up "clouds" in the cone. If you want a little more agitation to push the extraction, add another stir after your second pour.

[Anonymous No.16850343]

Are you supposed to stir layered drinks? I can feel the layers when I sip it.

[Anonymous No.16850374]

>>16848380
No.

>>16849483
Yes. That's something around 10g. Pissy gas station coffee territory. You should be using at least 20-30g of coffee for a 12oz cup.

[Anonymous No.16850486]

Had 3 or 4 goes at dialling in Sweetshop from James Hoffman today. I just couldnt tie it all together. My best result had great flavour and body but was only 16g out from 13g in. Im not opposed to only getting 16g out if it means best flavour but I definitely think theres some way to get to 2:1 without too much loss.

[Anonymous No.16850603]

>>16850486
Whats your setup?

[Anonymous No.16851791]

>>16845360
What's the best way to make homemade espresso if you don't have the space or dosh for a big machine, lads?

[Anonymous No.16851832]

>>16851791
Flair. All of them but the neo(cheapest) and 58(most expensive/biggest) come with a case they pack down into. Either snag one secondhand or save a few bucks on a refurb from them.

[Anonymous No.16851925]

howdy fellas, I want a name for my new espresso mixture!
it's got a lot of apple-flavoring, but it's also still notably bitter, as all coffee should be. & a little bit of cream makes it a smoother gulp.
any ideas?

[Anonymous No.16852095]

>>16851925
Anon's Favorite Faggoty Apply-Dapply Caffeinated Extreme Deluxe Espresso Surprise

[Anonymous No.16852310]

I just started getting into coffee. Do you guys buy specialty coffee bag by bag or do you get a subscription? I don't really know what to do, should I buy locally in person for best freshness?

[Anonymous No.16852369]

>>16852310
>Do you guys buy specialty coffee bag by bag or do you get a subscription?
I just kill people and take their coffee. Or steal it from a local roaster.

[Anonymous No.16852754]

>>16852369
>kill people and take their coffee
How to identify NPCs with coffee drops?

[Anonymous No.16852792]

just got a v60 how do i use it

[Anonymous No.16852958]

>>16852792
See.
>>16846409
But I'd start with 1 gram of coffee to 16 grams of water, and shooting for a draw down of ~4minutes.

[Anonymous No.16853023]

>>16850603
Flair Signature and JX Pro

[Anonymous No.16853042]

>>16852310
I had a subscription. It was good as I didnt have to think about it and saved a little bit vs buying it a bag at a time. Every now and then they would send a coffee that they would normally sell for much more than the subscription costs.

However I cancelled it. I kept getting too many coffees that just werent the flavour profile I was hoping for.

If theres a certain type of coffee you want to explore, dont get a subscription. If you are happy to try it all, then it can be worth while.

[Anonymous No.16853248]

>>16851832
Is this a meme? It looks like a meme.

[Anonymous No.16853317]

>>16853248
Can you explain in what sense you believe that is a meme

[Anonymous No.16853320]

>>16853317
Is it reddit

[Anonymous No.16853352]

Any ausfags, particularly from NSW?
I've got everything but a good supply of beams

[Anonymous No.16853356]

>>16853320
manual espresso machines are peak reddit

[Anonymous No.16853363]

[Anonymous No.16853622]

>>16853248
looks like a bunch of plastic shit in a suitcase, not even a real pelican

might be good for larping as a tactical barista i suppose?

[Anonymous No.16853721]

>>16852310
I have a subscription. It gets me a 12oz bag of single origin light roast every two weeks. Right now I want to explore lots of flavors so the randomness of it doesn't bother me

[Anonymous No.16853827]

I can’t handle it anymoar
I’m dumping the rest of this fucking can out and using it to store unsorted nuts and bolts

[Anonymous No.16853839]

>>16853827
Fuck I'm out of the loop. What happened? Is it not working for the receipe?

[Anonymous No.16853856]

>>16853839
there is no loop to be in, anything you missed out on you’re probably richer for it

I just bought that can of burnt sawdust to try out a recipe which kinda escalated out of control
I hate wasting food and have been trying to work through it but it’s downright unpalatable in any form

[Anonymous No.16853915]

>>16853356
>>16853320
Imagine living your life and caring if something is 'reddit' or '4chan'. What a sad, miserable existence.
Flairs/Manual Espresso in general is the cheapest way to make real espresso. The workflow is a little bit garbage, and preheating is a bitch. For what it's worth, it's $200 and get a device that can pull real shots and do pressure profiling that significantly more expensive machines can't do. It's the lowest cost option for 'true' espresso.

Moka pots are fine if you're just doing milk drinks though

[Anonymous No.16854090]

>>16853915
a life where you care that other people think your espresso machine is reddit is a sad, miserable existence and makes you no better than them.

[Anonymous No.16854394]

>>16854090
a life where you care that another person cares that other people think their espresso machine is reddit is a sad, miserable existence and makes them no better than other people is a sad miserable existence and makes you no better than them.

[Anonymous No.16854413]

>>16851791
Aeropress is absolutely the way to go, for the price it'll get you a better espresso at home than anything else under the 500 mark.

[Anonymous No.16854458]

>>16854413
kek

[Anonymous No.16854459]

>>16854413
>aeropress
>espresso
Shit bait.

[Anonymous No.16854596]

>>16854413
fuck off

[Anonymous No.16854614]

>>16854413
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.16854627]

>>16854596
They hated Jesus because he was right.

[Anonymous No.16854707]

>>16853856
Yeah, no surprise that cdm coffee is shit. It's probably months if not years old. My grandma used to brew coffee and chicory, but she always bought Community: https://www.communitycoffee.com/products/coffee#/filter/CoffeeType=Chicory
It wasn't amazing, but I don't remember it being as bad as you've described either.
There are some actual roasters who make the stuff. I'd be curious to see what this is like:
https://frenchtruckcoffee.com/shop/nouvelle-orleans-chicory-coffee

[Anonymous No.16854810]

>>16848380
we've already answered you before: no, retard.

[Anonymous No.16855053]

>>16853042
>>16853721
Thanks for the responses. I think I'll get a sub then since I want to try out lots of different flavors.

[Anonymous No.16855174]

>>16845608
Nice b8

[Anonymous No.16855211]

Finally got more coffee, I usually use the same shit in the morning and drink specialty shit just a little afterwards. Getting some coffee delivered I almost forgot about(from Sump coffee, definitely one of the top 10 roasters In the US). Pretty exited because I haven't had their stuff in a while, it's so good I flat out refuse to go to any other roaster on like a 300mile radius because it won't be better than Sump.

[Anonymous No.16855238]

>>16853856
>>16853856
Ahahaha I told that moron this exact scenario would happen. He still thinks his recipe ending up poured down the drain is a resounding recommendation.
>>16853023
Try pulling a turbo. 13in 26out in ~15. The taller baskets greatly benefit from preinfusion so just barely lean on that lever for a few seconds until you get a drip, then start the count.
>>16853248
Traditional espresso requires finely ground coffee, 9 bars of pressure(130psi) maintained for ~30seconds, and ~205f water. Flairs are the cheapest way to that, and because they're direct levers you get VARIABLE pressure. Being able to adjust your pressure from shot to shot, second to second is a super premium feature requiring either a heavy investment in a machine, or some heavy modding. Its a free case and you can pick up a refurbed one for under $200. Toss on a $200 grinder and a pourover cone and you have a nearly full featured coffee bar for under 5 bills.

[Anonymous No.16855381]

>>16852310
I usually buy my beans at a cafe in the neighborhood, I only buy 12-16oz at a time so it helps to save on shipping.

[Anonymous No.16855485]

>>16854413
Based.

[Anonymous No.16855797]

>>16854394
a life where you care that another person cares that someone else cares that other people think their espresso machine is reddit is a sad, miserable existence and makes them no better than other people is a sad miserable existence and makes that person no better than the other person is a sad, miserable existence and makes them no better than other people is a sad miserable existence and makes you no better than that other person.

[Anonymous No.16855905]

>>16855211
Have you tried parisi in KC?

[Anonymous No.16856072]

Fuck you dark roasts are good

[Anonymous No.16856093]

>>16856072
t. Starbucks marketing dept

[Anonymous No.16856392]

>>16856072
A lot of natural-process is roasted pretty dark. You still get gorgeous fruitiness and complexity. There's good coffee at every roast level and pretending otherwise is retarded

[Anonymous No.16856476]

>>16856392
>A lot of natural-process is roasted pretty dark.
This is what aeropressing does to your brain, kids. Stay off of that shit, it makes you retarded.

[Anonymous No.16856563]

>>16843762
>Black sink
Why? Just seems like it would always look dirty no matter what. Even hard water spots are going to show.

[Anonymous No.16856741]

>be me on Sunday 8:00 hrs
>browsing espresso machines
>place order for Gaggia Classic 12:00 hrs
>15:00 hrs lose all smell and taste
>Monday 7:00 hrs tested positive for covid
Why? Why do I need to suffer like this?

[Anonymous No.16856895]

>>16856741
shoulda got the fuckin shot retard

[Anonymous No.16857161]

>>16856072
And light roasts taste better

[Anonymous No.16857564]

wash your moka pot VERY well, otherwise pressure cant be built properly and extaction wont be good and youll be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.16857583]

>>16857564

better yet throw it in the fucking trash and find a better way to make coffee

[Anonymous No.16857588]

>>16856392
Your eyes deceive you. City roast on a natural process looks as dark as a full city washed coffee.

[Anonymous No.16857752]

>>16857583
Not that guy but do you have any good suggestions for making a milk drink at the same price point? A real espresso machine costs way more.

[Anonymous No.16857781]

>>16857752
Not that guy but aeropress makes pretty good milk drinks. So does cold brew.

[Anonymous No.16857809]

>>16857781
You could make a milk drink with cold piss and it would still be good, what the fuck is your point?

[Anonymous No.16857822]

>>16857809
Does the aeropress make you mad, or is the cold brew? For under $40 you aren't going to do much better.

[Anonymous No.16857832]

>>16856741
pls get better crodie, were you vaxd?

[Anonymous No.16857840]

>>16857822
Both aeropress swill and cold brew are fucking disgusting. Moka pot brews are also disgusting but I would probably rather have that than either of those.

[Anonymous No.16857854]

>>16857840
That's pretty weird, because they're two of the hardest methods to fuck up. You sound agitated. Maybe dial back the coffee intake a bit, friend.

[Anonymous No.16857862]

>>16857781
How do you make cold brew with it?

[Anonymous No.16857886]

>>16857862
I'm not suggesting you make cold brew with an aeropress. They're two different methods that can make strong enough coffee to put in a milk drink.

[Anonymous No.16857893]

>>16857886
Oh i see lmao

[Anonymous No.16857989]

my family is turning on coffee because they are savages who use creamer (and too much of it) and it makes them sick; so brewing a full pot doesnt seem like a viable option anymore

what's the easiest, no bullshit (i can just rinse it clean) method/thing i can buy to make a 1-2 cup serving of coffee just for me?

[Anonymous No.16858047]

>>16857989

[Anonymous No.16858199]

I'm sick of hand grinding my beans. Is it better to go with pre-ground coffee or to grind beans with a shitty electric grinder?

[Anonymous No.16858210]

>>16858199
>sick of hand grinding my beans
Why do you morons never post your current grinder when asking this question?

[Anonymous No.16858232]

>>16856476
I've never touched an aeropress in my life, jesus you're a pathetic little bitch.
>>16857588
Source on this? What makes it look darker then? And why do they behave like darker roasts, requiring less extraction?

[Anonymous No.16858246]

>>16856895
>>16857832
I'm at the hospital now. Fully ventilated but I still can't breath. My chest feels like it's on fire. I know that my days are numbered now...Please for the love of all that is good and holy heed my dying words and take the fucking shot.

[Anonymous No.16858248]

>>16858232
I've got a washed guatamalan that speckles up very dark at low temps and an elsalvadoran black honey that does the same. This is the guat at 385f. Its probably just sugar content in the beans. Process shouldn't affect that too much. I'm pretty sure they debunked washed coffees having their sugars degraded a decade ago.

https://library.sweetmarias.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Influence-of-drying-on-the-content-of-sugars.pdf

[Anonymous No.16858252]

>>16858210
its a hario mini. what difference does it make?

[Anonymous No.16858253]

>>16858246
Weak genes. Unvacced, had covid a few weeks ago. Ma huang, puer, and neti pots are the cure. I had an afternoon of semi strained breathing and a sinus infection for 3 days. Day or so of body aches.

[Anonymous No.16858265]

>>16858252
LOL. One of the worst grinders you could have purchased.
>Is it better to go with pre-ground coffee or to grind beans with a shitty electric grinder
Right now you're considering buying a food processor because you're inconvenienced by your shitty dull dollar tree knife. Get the right tool for the job. I hate linking this faggots video, but its the most up to date. Do me a favor and toss him a dislike if you click through.

https://youtu.be/MV6awoNQXHU

[Anonymous No.16858285]

>>16858265
Don't post non-Hoffman videos in these threads...or else.

[Anonymous No.16858299]

>>16858285
Hoffman is too much of a priss to update the hand grinder showdown with all the new timemores and 1zpressos. The hg-2 is now his cheapest recommended hand grinder.
>>16858252
Just to elaborate, you bought a hario mini. Probably highly rated on amazon by people who buy aldi beans. They are not a coffee company. They are a GLASS manufacturer who happens to make coffee accessories.

https://global.hario.com/

[Anonymous No.16858451]

>>16856072
Depends on the coffee bean

[Anonymous No.16858805]

>>16858246
Hello. I am anon's doctor at the hospital. I just wanted to let his friends at /ctg/ know that anon died an hour ago from complications related to having SARS-CoV-2 and AIDS, the latter of which he had been fighting for several years because he was a flaming homosexual.

[Anonymous No.16859068]

>>16848589
my nigga that's a TP PRINTER

[Anonymous No.16859115]

>>16858265
>36:31

[Anonymous No.16859255]

>>16857832
Don’t listen to the other guys pretending to be me, it just sucks because I can’t taste shit and otherwise it’s just a fucking cough… I’m unvaxed but since I’m not morbidly a beast I’m not even slightly worried, I just hope to get my sense of smell and taste back when the Gaggia arrives, I even had fresh coffee ordered

>>16858805
>>16858246
(You)

[Anonymous No.16859296]

How do you guys manage the number of brewing variables in pourover? Like its not just grind, temp, time, you can also change number of pours and agitation.

[Anonymous No.16859328]

>>16857854
Making cold brew or aeropress swill is by default fucking up since you're wasting perfectly good beans on shit methods that are bound to produce bad coffee. Fucking retarded faggot shill. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16859409]

>>16859255
Also, I’m trans. Not sure if it matters or not but I wanted to mention it.

[Anonymous No.16859617]

What's the best k-cup coffee? I take it black.

[Anonymous No.16859790]

>>16859328
What is this superior method you're using, and what makes it better than the aeropress exactly?

[Anonymous No.16859820]

>>16859328
...and is also under $40, suitable for milk drinks, and not a moka pot?

[Anonymous No.16859909]

>>16843762
Today I had my coffee with some Dr.Pepper, demera sugar, and Starbucks cinnamon dolce creamer mixed in

[Anonymous No.16859998]

>>16859328
kek, imagine allowing a plastic tube to live rent free in your head

[Anonymous No.16860318]

>>16859115
Please don't pretend like you've got better shit to do.
>>16859296
Experiment. I like blooming with 3:1 water to coffee. Makes it real easy to remember. ~35g, 100g bloom. 5 more 100g pours gives me ~600g out or 17:1.
>>16859820
>...and is also under $40
Why are you limiting yourself to shitty equipment?
>>16859998
Imagine defending an estrogentube to your last breath on basketweaving forums. Its a fucking plastic disposable french press. You're not bear grylls, you have zero need for a "travel" brewer.

[Anonymous No.16860322]

>>16845608
Is this really necessary?

[Anonymous No.16860471]

>>16860318
>estrogentube
This was debunked, but keep on seething.

[Anonymous No.16860580]

>>16860471
Debunked by alan adler never posting the "independent 3rd party lab results", then immediately changing the material from bpa to tritan afterwards.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4063249/

[Anonymous No.16860851]

>>16845719
>Aero
>Sky
checks out

[Anonymous No.16860889]

>>16855797
life is a sad, miserable existence

[Anonymous No.16860957]

>>16860322
no it's not necessary and it's completely subjective and gay

[Anonymous No.16861485]

Is coffee good for you?

[Anonymous No.16861494]

>>16861485
I drink coffee every day
I don't feel good

[Anonymous No.16861504]

>>16861485
I don't actually drink it every day but when I do, I get nice shits.

[Anonymous No.16861555]

>>16853363
Where is civet poop kofi?

[Anonymous No.16861721]

>>16861555
Also in the sky. Slightly above kona. You don't need to rely on civets picking quality coffee cherries when you can just grow better coffee.

[Anonymous No.16862148]

Do I really need a gooseneck kettle? Strikes me as a bit of a meme.

[Anonymous No.16862162]

>>16862148
all is a meme except turkish

[Anonymous No.16862165]

>>16862148
No.

[Anonymous No.16862304]

>>16862148
Yes if you do pourovers like a faggot no if you are an aeropress Chad
>b-but you can pulse pour!
cope

[Anonymous No.16862331]

>>16862148
You should just run a pourover cone under your faucet.

[Anonymous No.16862332]

>>16862304
I can laserpoint a pencil thin stream of water from my regular stainless saucepot from two feet in the air. I even do little circles and shit. It's not hard. You don't need a gooseneck kettle. You only need regular person hand-eye coordination.

[Anonymous No.16862364]

>>16862148
It's not a meme but it's not strictly necessary.

[Anonymous No.16862495]

>>16862332
Record it.

[Anonymous No.16862506]

>>16862332
yea pussy show us

[Anonymous No.16862832]

>>16862495
>>16862506
I won't record it, too busy fucking your dad

[Anonymous No.16863056]

Roasting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fbRVqm3Hyw

>>16848090
Black is fine.

>>16859617
k-cup? Coffee pods? Don't do it. Rather have instant than pods. Argh!

>>16862148
A good kettle should be enough unless you want to do fancy stuff with coffee.

[Anonymous No.16863109]

>>16862832
Sounds like a poorfag cope. You get that saucepot at kohls?

[Anonymous No.16863146]

Speaking of poorfag cope, is there a reason to NOT get a bootleg chemex?

[Anonymous No.16863175]

>>16863146
Chemex's are a dead meme perpetuated by roasties and basedboys. Get a Kalita or a v60.

[Anonymous No.16863245]

>>16863146
I mean if you like the style go for it. I think using 3x the amount of paper you need for filters is pretty fucking stupid tho. I'd just toss something that uses kalita or v60 style filters over a nicer carafe. I like my big kruve pitcher.

[Anonymous No.16863890]

>>16856741
smell training
https://justpaste.it./8bq9r

[Anonymous No.16864078]

is there a frenchpress with markings on the side for me to kno how many cups im pouring rn (right now)

[Anonymous No.16864101]

Do you fags have a pastebin?

[Anonymous No.16864109]

>>16864078
I’ve seen ones like you describe, but generally you just put a known quantity of coffee in and then add water to a predetermined level. It’s not uncommon to own 2 or 3 french press pots for preparing different quantities of coffee depending on how much coffee you need to make, not to say that you can’t just have a larger one and only fill it half full when you’re making coffee for yourself.
A scale is useful for measuring quantity if grounds, and then placing the french press on the scale and pouring water in until it you hit the target weight.

You’re kinda cute. How long have you been transitioning?

[Anonymous No.16864138]

>>16860318
>you’re not Bare Grills
Dude but I am and Adventure Motorcycle Rider, here’s a pic of my wife making use of a Wacaco she got me for my birthday, shits not only good for camping but also great to flex on the retards drinking shit hortons at the office

[Anonymous No.16864160]

>>16864138
>that arm

[Anonymous No.16864395]

>>16864101
No. What do you need to know.
>>16864138
You married poorly.

[Anonymous No.16864455]

>>16863245
why not put a chemex filter in a v60 cone and get the best of both worlds?

[Anonymous No.16864754]

>>16863056
Why is instant any better than pods?

[Anonymous No.16864798]

>>16864455
Did you not read my post? Chemex filters are dogshit, and a waste of paper. The goal is controlling your variables and you've got a wide choice to fuck around with in v60 style. I've got some cafec mediums on the way and I'll snag a pack of cafec whites when I'm almost done with those for a comparison. Pick up an origami dripper and you can also use kalita/other flat bottom filters.

[Anonymous No.16864807]

>>16860318
I was answering this guy... >>16857752
As for estrogens, when I start growing tits I'll give a shit. The aeropress is still one of the only options for an immersion brewer without the silt.
You seem to have strong opinions on the matter though, so please do post your preferred brew methods.
For me, it's the kalita 155.

[Anonymous No.16865567]

The Chad clever dripper/switch or the virgin Presslet tube. Make the right decision.

[Anonymous No.16865710]

>>16864754
not him but clearly you have more control with instant coffee for dosage, output, etc

[Anonymous No.16865813]

>>16865567
Switch looks nice. Clever is also plastic so I don't see the advantage. And I would still expect a slightly more even extraction from an aeropress, since there's less difference in extraction time between the top and bottom grounds.

[Anonymous No.16865870]

>>16865813
>And I would still expect a slightly more even extraction from an aeropress, since there's less difference in extraction time between the top and bottom grounds.
If this were true, it would have won the world brewers cup. The fucking GINA brewer won in 2018. When the people who put out the goatmug are making a better brewer than the frisbeefag, its time to reevaluate.

[Anonymous No.16865950]

>>16865813
>Clever is also plastic so I don't see the advantage.
Cleverschizos... We lost

[Anonymous No.16865958]

>>16865950
Apparently its not a big deal to them. If they want a dose of estrogen, might as well get it in better coffee amirite?

[Anonymous No.16866005]

>>16865870
What the fuck is the utility of that thing? How do you place it down?

[Anonymous No.16866014]

>>16866005
The leather sleeve reverses and you reinsert the horn tip into the narrow end of the sleeve. The wide end of the leather sleeve becomes like a goblet stem base.

[Anonymous No.16866073]

>>16866005
Whats the utility? Its a fucking goatmug. Its a meme kickstarter scam they used to get early funding. From that they're put out the competition winning (ver)gina brewer, and now they've got the arco 2 in 1 grinder they're months behind delivery estimates on. Why is the fucking goatmug company pushing "coffee culture" further than the snakeoil frisbeeman everyone likes sucking off so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H9gvo4Zma4

[Anonymous No.16866084]

>coffee culture

[Anonymous No.16866099]

>>16866084
Someone PLEASE take a picture of me aeropressing on these rocks. I need my tinder matches to know I'm both into hiking and shitty coffee.

[Anonymous No.16866163]

>>16865870
GINA looks neat. Shame there's no markings on the valve. Still, I think it comes down to recipe and technique more than the brewer itself. Also, what the contestants are most comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.16866170]

>>16866073
Fucking kek pretty much the equivalent of hooking your hand grinder to an electric drill.

[Anonymous No.16866196]

why would someone make an innovative hand grinder only to name it the "Knob Grinder"? Is it some kind of stick-it-to-the snobs scheme??

Are you on 4chan? I know you're there

[Anonymous No.16866212]

>>16866163
>Shame there's no markings on the valve.
I think they've done that deliberately to push you towards the model with the stupid integrated scale. They've got a slick little indicator on the grinder, so its pretty dumb theres not a little notch where the valve is full closed at 12o'clock.
>Also, what the contestants are most comfortable with.
You'd think in the past 15 years since the AP released, someone would be comfortable enough to win a wbc against normal pourover
cones.
>>16866170
$300 with the "dock", $145 without on kickstarter preorder. $500/$250 once it goes live. 47mm conical stepped grinder with 180 settings. I hate to shit on a product before it launches, but your money is probably best spent elsewhere. Looks like they're about to start shipping if anyone does want to dive in dick first and try it.

[Anonymous No.16866304]

>>16843762
My gay boyfriend refuses to dial in the espresso for me. What do?

[Anonymous No.16866676]

>>16866304
pull the shots directly into his ass

[Anonymous No.16866705]

>>16866084
actually justified soyjak

[Anonymous No.16866760]

>>16866705
I mean. There's a reason I put it in quotes.

[Anonymous No.16866834]

>>16866676
Ah that's hot.

[Anonymous No.16866910]

>>16843762
I have faced the evil that is Keurig after recieving one as a gift and I have a full battle report.

>Coffee is weak, doesn't have sharp bitterness
>If you don't brew the maximum amount, you're wasting grounds.
>It's extremely wasteful, even if the refillable cups.
>You CAN make a karaf, but there is no way to keep it hot.

I had been drinking a half pot a day of freshly ground coffee and this thing just doesn't compare, but also the Keurig is from my aunt, she visits all the time, and I don't want to upset her

[Anonymous No.16867191]

>>16857989
Get an aeropress. I use mine daily and haven't looked back

[Anonymous No.16867210]

>>16858299
that's a very stupid argument. The v60 is the arguably the best pourover funnel and the aeropress was made by a bad frisbee company

[Anonymous No.16867220]

>>16867191
I have a nice espresso machine and every other brewing gadget out there, but I keep going back to the aeropress. It just works.

[Anonymous No.16867277]

I use 80lbs of coffee per year. Felt like sharing.

[Anonymous No.16867285]

I have a prolapsed anus, but I keep going back to the Aeropress. It just works.

[Anonymous No.16867295]

Aeropress is pure comfy.
Clever or v60 just isn't hitting that final note.

[Anonymous No.16867298]

>>16867277
That's like 85 grams a day assuming you are losing 15% from roasting. That's a lot, I hope you don't drink all of that yourself.

[Anonymous No.16867319]

>>16867295
That final note hits when you start seething about the aeropress nonstop.

[Anonymous No.16867327]

>>16867298
No, 100g per day roasted. I stopped weighing batches before and after roasting, and buy on a rolling basis so I'm losing track off the top of my head. I do drink it all myself. But is it really a lot?

[Anonymous No.16867428]

>>16867210
>The v60 is the arguably the best pourover funnel
And they originally had 2 models. Glass and ceramic. The plastic version is an addition to the line. I bet the GLASS catchcup on certain hario grinders is top notch.

>HARIO has been planning, manufacturing and selling heatproof glass since its very inception — and is the only manufacturer with a heatproof glass factory in Japan.
>Initially, we manufactured and sold laboratory glassware.
>But in 1948, we began making coffee siphons by taking advantage of the properties of heatproof glass
>and our refined glass processing techniques.
They didn't set out to reinvent the siphon, they just had the production line to make a better round flask. Because they're an industrial glass company. Kyocera makes phones and car parts too, but they're an industrial ceramics company. Their venture into electronics started with manufacturing ceramic resistors.

https://global.hario.com/about/

[Anonymous No.16867472]

Will good beans taste the same out of a typical drip machine and an aeropress?

The only time I drank coffee before getting a press was when it was offered at someone's house, always from a drip machine. I thought it tasted stale or burnt most of the time, is that because they were getting pre-ground grocery store beans?

[Anonymous No.16867477]

>>16867472
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.16867497]

>>16867477
I want to know if I'm wasting time and effort using an aeropress when I could use a drip machine.

[Anonymous No.16867504]

>>16867497
Yes. Buy a moccamaster or breville precision brewer. BPB will probably be on black friday sale at places like william sonoma.

[Anonymous No.16867516]

>>16867497
>I want to know if I'm wasting time and effort using an aeropress
The answer to that will always be yes

[Anonymous No.16867746]

How do you take your coffee?

[Anonymous No.16868360]

>>16867327
Yes. Its a lot.

[Anonymous No.16868396]

>>16867497
aeropress is widely known to be the worst extraction method for coffee

[Anonymous No.16868416]

>>16867746
like i take my women

[Anonymous No.16868423]

>>16868416
Blonde and with a penis?

[Anonymous No.16868575]

>not using a 1:0 brew ratio
what the fuck are you even doing?

[Anonymous No.16868577]

Should I buy a moka pot and make coffee like an eyetallyan

[Anonymous No.16868624]

>>16867746
Medium rare

[Anonymous No.16868629]

>>16867746
with salt pepper ketchup mayo on a roll yessir you already know the vibe

[Anonymous No.16868645]

>this motherfucker walks into your coffee shop
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.16868725]

>>16868645
>be me
>james hoffmann walks in
>"do you guys just serve regular coffee here?
>drip coffee? we sure d---
>"i just want coffee, dammit"
>sure, any cream or sugar in t---
>"i don't want any of your got damn kapuchos, frapeenos, mexicanos, eye-talianos, i just want some regular gotdamn coffee"
>well you're in luck, we can do that for y---
>"i swear nobody just makes regular gotdamn coffee anymore these days"

[Anonymous No.16868968]

>>16843762

Lmao, the faggot and his 20k coffee maker is STILL throwing a tantrum about my coffee, lmao. Anyway, I did some more experimentation these past couple days, the evaporated milk > the sweetened condensed milk, the gellan emulsifies the coconut cream but I don't like the texture, I think 210s will work better.

>Bitter vietnamese coffee (or preferred coffee. Cheaper coffees require no cold brew hot bloom and can be directly cold brewed).
RATIO: ONE CUP COFFEE-4 CUPS WATER
>Cardamom (1 teaspoon)
>Vanilla extract,
>Cinnamon (about 1/2 to 1 stick, or, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground),
>Ginger (4 teaspoons),
>Nutmeg (1 teaspoon. Remember that nutmeg is sweet and you're adding sweetened milk, this recipe makes 4 servings!) to taste,
>1/4 cup coconut cream (NOT CREAM OF COCONUT, that is sweetened), 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk (total, so 1/16 cup or 1 tablespoon per drink, of each),

Cold brew, hot bloom your coffee: pour about 1.5 cups of hot water over the grounds, shove your spices and vanilla in while it's still hot, allow to bloom for 30 seconds, then pour over the rest of your water. Let steep in the fridge or at room temp--covered, obviously--overnight. Let those flavors get to know eachother and mingle. You can add your 1/2 cup coconut cream and 1/2 cup evap. milk now, or 1/16 cup each, per drink, when you are serving it. I prefer now.

Take that bitch out, filter it through a fine meshed sieve. Drink it.

[Anonymous No.16868976]

>>16843762
What happened here?

[Anonymous No.16869317]

>>16868976
see
>>16868968

[Anonymous No.16869367]

This is the only shape/art I can consistently make
Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.16870012]

>>16869367
beautiful

[Anonymous No.16870042]

I bought some gesha memes, how should I brew them?

[Anonymous No.16870064]

is a PID worth it?
I have a silvia without PID. I can make some great shot but sometimes I feel they're under extracted/sour tasting because it's not hot enough.

[Anonymous No.16870249]

>>16870042
Try a simple pourover first. How much did you pay for it?

[Anonymous No.16870263]

>>16870249
60 dollars for 16 ounces
will report once I've tried it

[Anonymous No.16870298]

>>16868968
See
>>16853827
>>16853856
>>16845719
Those 3 people are not OP. Noone else is trying your shitty recipe, but I'll continue to post the actual cum yourself coldbrew whenever I find it to be funny.

Ingredients:
>Ground cafe du monde (or preferred coffee. Cheaper coffees require no cold brew hot bloom and can be directly cold brewed).
RATIO: ONE CUP COFFEE-4 CUPS WATER
>Star anise (~2 pods/1 teaspoon),
>Vanilla extract,
>Cloves (2-4 cloves to taste; you can always add more at the end but you can't take away!),
>Cinnamon (about 1/2 to 1 stick, or, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground),
>Ginger (4 teaspoons),
>Nutmeg (1 teaspoon. Remember that nutmeg is sweet and you're adding sweetened milk, this recipe makes 4 servings!) to taste,
>1/4 cup coconut cream (NOT CREAM OF COCONUT, that is sweetened), 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk (total, so 1/16 cup or 1 tablespoon per drink, of each),

Cold brew, hot bloom your coffee: pour about 1.5 cups of hot water over the grounds, shove your spices and vanilla in while it's still hot, allow to bloom for 30 seconds, then pour over the rest of your water. Let steep in the fridge or at room temp--covered, obviously--overnight. Let those flavors get to know eachother and mingle. You can add your 1/2 cup coconut cream and 1/2 cup S.C. milk now, or 1/16 cup each, per drink, when you are serving it. I prefer now.

Take that bitch out, filter it through a fine meshed sieve. Drink it.

[Anonymous No.16870773]

>>16870263
Jesus. I've never tried it. I recently saw some green gesha for $15/lb and I almost bought some but I started thinking if I really liked it I'd be fucked. It's just too fucking expensive when you can get lovely, balanced, floral wet-process Ethiopia greens for $7-8/lb. Curious though. Let us know if it was worth the $60. I think Hawaiian and Jamaican coffees are really good, too, but the prices aren't justifiable. Rare coffee be like that.

>GGR0W

[Anonymous No.16870828]

>>16870773
I just got 10lbs of ethiopian greens for $60 but fuck if I don't want to go pick up 8oz of this.

https://parisicoffee.com/collections/coffee/products/cup-of-excellence-ethiopia-lot-16

[Anonymous No.16870852]

>>16870828
I love coffee, but I'm not paying that much for marketing. I just bought another 20lbs of a really promising Ethiopian, too.

[Anonymous No.16870941]

>enter hobby thread, hoping to stumble upon discussion of whether the Bodum Caffetteria is worth buying
>autists screeching at each other about roast levels and which method of making coffee with obscure hobbyist hardware is the one true path
>realize these are the people you're asking for help
Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.16870951]

>>16870941
>Bodum Caffetteria
idk what that shit is. I only use my Estropress. It's great since I only have to take a half dose of HRT on the days that I have 2 cuppa of delicious expresso.

[Anonymous No.16871032]

>>16870941
>hoping to stumble upon discussion of whether the Bodum Caffetteria is worth buying
Its a $15 french press. What the fuck more do you need to know about it?

[Anonymous No.16871041]

Do people actually buy single-walled glass french presses? Why would you ever do that?

[Anonymous No.16871074]

>>16871041
>Do people actually buy french presses?
ftfy

[Anonymous No.16871076]

>>16871041
They do and they work fine. It's simple and inexpensive.

[Anonymous No.16871081]

>>16871074
I have one just for making Thai tea and some other assorted tisanes
>>16871076
Good job missing the point you braindead monkey retard. Why would you buy glass when for the same price you can get a double wall vacuum stainless steel press that has superior heat retention and is impossible to break?

[Anonymous No.16871093]

>>16871081
Oh, are they the same price?

[Anonymous No.16871100]

>>16871093
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.16871114]

>>16871100
You do, since you saw fit to mention it. Also, how is breakage a concern if you're not just slinging glassware around the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.16871123]

>>16871114
Just kill yourself man. No one cares. Buy whatever garbage press you want and fuck off. You seem to have your mind set on this one press so go ahead and waste your money. It literally doesn't affect me or anyone else here in any way. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.16871125]

I ground some coffee using a mortar and pestle. I'm never doing that again.

[Anonymous No.16871130]

>>16871125
Tell us more about your experience

[Anonymous No.16871134]

>>16871130
>couldn't get a consistent grind
>arm hurts
>didn't taste so good
That's the gist of it.

[Anonymous No.16871141]

>>16871134
Can you explain briefly why you thought this would be a good course of action

[Anonymous No.16871154]

>>16871141
Didn't have my grinder.

[Anonymous No.16871157]

>>16871125
I've done that. Also used a mallet a couple times when a hurricane knocked the power out. Fucking sucked. This is why nice manuel grinders are awesome.

[Anonymous No.16871173]

>>16871123
I made two posts in your super secret general thread and you're sperging out over it. Are you angry that people don't already own every manner of coffee technology available? Do you not prepare yourself mentally for other users interjecting in a conversation?

[Anonymous No.16871192]

>>16871173

[Anonymous No.16871234]

>>16871173
>enter hobby thread
>immediately start bitching without asking an actual question
>Many such cases!
You have yet to ask for help or advice. What conversation do you think you interjected in?

[Anonymous No.16871321]

>>16871234
Interjection was referring to other users being responsible for most of the replies in that chain, I only posted at first and the last two responses. I did act unpleasantly, my apologies for that.
It seems that the Caffetteria serves as an acceptable means of getting away from weak Keurig coffee at the lowest price, since I have access to adjustable-grind coffee.

[Anonymous No.16871377]

>>16871321
Now that you've settled down.
>Are you angry that a thread of 81 posters isn't discussing your EXACT french press among the plethora of brewing devices and manufacturers/retailers?
>It seems that the Caffetteria serves as an acceptable means
Its going to be exactly as good as any other ~$15 french press from an OEM out of china. Do you think Ikea is actually manufacturing these themselves? Its a glass beaker with a loosely gasketed piece of stainless steel mesh held in place by a lid. There's not too much variance in how they work or are assembled.

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/upphetta-french-press-coffee-maker-glass-stainless-steel-60241389/

[Anonymous No.16871614]

>>16871157
a generator is fine too

[Anonymous No.16871736]

>>16868725
What's a mehecano? Bonus points for the brown liquid somehow jumping over the milk

[Anonymous No.16872471]

>>16859255
I was in a similar situation anon. Coffee tasted like brackish water for awhile. It all came back in a month though, so don't worry.

[Anonymous No.16872640]

>>16868645
>Fling derogatory ethnic slurs at him.
>Patiently await his video; "Shouting Nigger At Your Coffee. Does It Improve Extraction? This May Surprise You"

[Anonymous No.16872823]

have you had your coofy today anon?

[Anonymous No.16872836]

>>16871377
Thank you for the guidance.

[Anonymous No.16873128]

Oh god, I just found out about the Argos Odyssey after buying a broken second hand La Pavoni pro and fixing and modding the hell out of it for months. Did I fuck up again?

[Anonymous No.16873149]

>>16868645
Pay for my coffee and leave
Idk who that is, Idc

[Anonymous No.16873299]

>>16873128
No, because after all of that effort, you'll actually use it, and not let it go to waste on the countertop.
You're hand grinding your espresso, right?

[Anonymous No.16873363]

>>16873128
Keep your eye out for the spergs who will buy a first run unit and immediately sell it if you really want it. I've seen a flair 58 go for under 400 already since some retard bought it for the office then got put on permanent WFH. No shortage of people with more money than sense. Saw a fellow ode go for $140 2 weeks after launch.

[Anonymous No.16873371]

>>16873299
Yes, I use a commandante c40.
Its still kinda annoying Im spending as much for the thing as an odyssey with all the repairs and mods. I just hope the thing last longer than an odyssey, because it seems like in every way, its got it beat.

It would make sense for La Pavoni to release a revised 53mm or 58mm grouphead without the thermal issues and a bigger yield capacity because I dont know who would buy a La Pavoni lever other than for old world antique appeal right now. Especially with the Flairs and Odyssey outcompeting them in the sub $1000 lever market segment.

[Anonymous No.16873385]

>>16873363
Ill keep an eye out.

[Anonymous No.16873392]

i have a manual espresso machine. why yes I also have a huge penis.

[Anonymous No.16873422]

>>16873371
>its still kinda annoying Im spending as much for the thing as an odyssey with all the repairs and mods.
You're going to spend alot more restoring a classic car. Probably not going to drive it every day, but they're cool to ride around in every once in a while.
>revised 53mm or 58mm grouphead without the thermal issues
You going to put the heat sink on yours? And yeah, it sucks getting locked into a proprietary gh size. If the flair 58 didn't come out I'd have honestly ran the signature until I felt like buying a cremina(also don't like the size) or a decent.

[Anonymous No.16873441]

>>16873422
Nah, The heat sink ruins the classical look of the machine. Ill probably get a bong isolator if coffee sensor comes up with a better and more discrete design that doesnt bend over time with use. If the reviews for the Odyssey are good, after a year, Ill sell the unit for a grand and hopefully not lose too much money on it.

[Anonymous No.16873451]

>>16866073
>you will be rewarde
these people can't be serious

[Anonymous No.16873453]

>>16873371
Yeah it can kinda suck, but if you put the same effort into the repairs as you do with maintenance, it'll last forever. You've no idea how good the Argos will be long term, what niggles it'll develop. Hey, in the future you can always move your La Pav on and upgrade/sidestep, they hold value for a reason.
>>16873363
We are the coffee autists.
>>16873422
Proprietary parts are wank. Proprietary parts for a machine/device that is already unreliable, that's a sandpaper wank. Thankfully, La Pav's are pretty reliable.

[Anonymous No.16873512]

>>16873453
You have no idea how deep the rabbithole goes. I've tried to distill the autismo down into usable info. I've ended up with the flair58 and a "titan" grinder(weber key) otw. There are retards with rooms full of several $3000+ grinders on EAF discord. And boy do they have some fucking strongly held opinions on those grinders. I guess the bentwood is the new hot shit, and the key I preordered already sucks dick.

[Anonymous No.16873700]

>>16868645
Have him autograph my beans.

[Anonymous No.16873784]

The french press is my daily driver again senpai.

I also have a keurig and a moka pot.
Keurig
-50% or less ok cups to sour-bitter disgusting mixtures
-fast and ez
-tedious descaling process
-machine brain complains about "too little water"
-handy refillable container lets me use any grinds if I want

Moka pot
-fun
-tiny shots
-haven't been able to make anything really good

French press
-consistently solid cups
-heavy coffee, crema, a bit oily, full bodied
-medium speed brew for steeping
-low waste

[Anonymous No.16873818]

gesha anon here
followed the roaster's pourover recommendation, 20g to 340g in 4:30

Extremely floral, almost tea-like. Lots of tropical fruit, watermelon and papaya, late sweetness on the finish. Acid is surprisingly mellow for a light roast. A very good cup but I can't really justify having this as anything besides a celebratory treat for the price. Top 5 beans I've tasted, but comparatively I could get 3x the amount of something similar for less money.

Worth trying

[Anonymous No.16873993]

>>16873818
I think I'm going to buy a very nice leather strop for my straight razors instead of wasting $100 on that CoE Ethiopian I linked. Glad you liked it and got to try it. Post a pic of the beans?

[Anonymous No.16874113]

>>16853827
How do you like your Monolith? I was considering em back before I got my EG.

[Anonymous No.16874122]

>>16874113
Oh, and hot take, Briping is unironically one of the best ways to enjoy coffee.

[Anonymous No.16874218]

Is there any word on a smaller Clara coming out? I've got some funds burning a hole in my pocket and want the Clara but it's a bit too big for what I need

[Anonymous No.16874340]

>>16874113
I think he's got 2. Does that eg1 come with that wooden dust stop?
>>16874218
Just get the small espro p7?

[Anonymous No.16874346]

>>16874340
No, got it in some big pack of like 20 wood balls for arts and crafts, gave it a coating of my knife handle oil, and stuck it there. It's my anti-spider ball, to prevent spiders from entering the grinder. So far, I have ground exactly zero spiders, so it must be working.

[Anonymous No.16874497]

>>16874346
Good solve. I didn't think it was anything special, but with the weber tax it looks about $250. I think they've made an actual dust cover for the key, but we'll see when it gets here. Still making espresso g&ts?

[Anonymous No.16874549]

>>16874497
Not often since I don't drink much alcohol, but on occasion. I've been making em with Small Hands Foods syrup since it's actually made with the fuckin proper cinchona bark instead of just quinine extract.
I'd say like, 85% of my stuff is shots, 10% is bripe brews, 4% is Turkish, and everything else is just traces here and there.

[Anonymous No.16875146]

>>16866910
just cram it up her ass

[Anonymous No.16875346]

>>16871123
>make post shitting on glass-walled french presses for no reason
>some guy pushes back
>get incredibly upset and ask why he cares
you have a mental illness
- t. Doctor Anon

[Anonymous No.16875353]

>>16872640
would be a based video

[Anonymous No.16875355]

>>16875346
>get incredibly upset
I literally said I don't care, how is that getting upset? They must let just any random faggot retard become a doctor these days.

[Anonymous No.16875362]

>>16873128
yes. that thing looks very promising and would make La Shitvoni completely obsolete
only thing is to wait and see if they deliver an actual product. sometime next year we should know for sure

[Anonymous No.16875363]

>>16873818
Well, thanks. That lines up exactly with my imagination. Good, but not worth three times the price of a nice washed Ethiopian or something. But you can say you've had it now for cool points amongst coffee snobs. At least it wasn't expensive mediocre coffee.

[Anonymous No.16875365]

>>16875355
not him but you're clearly upset, it's not worth it just let it go
t. someone who occasionally becomes upset and is able to recognize this quality in others

[Anonymous No.16875404]

>>16875365
Why would I be upset over some retarded faggot wasting money on a glass french press? I have already stated that what he wastes money on does not affect me or anyone else here in any way. Learn to read, you retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.16875449]

>>16875404
holy shit you're so mad lmfao
- t. Doctor Anon

[Anonymous No.16875458]

>>16875449
Different Anon here. I'm also a doctor and probably a better doctor than you, and based on these replies I have determined that it is actually you who is mad. You are so mad in fact that you are projecting that anger onto others. I recommend you seek help immediately.

[Anonymous No.16875568]

I'll ship 2lbs to whatever doctornon doxes themself first.

[Anonymous No.16875570]

>>16875449
>>16875458
Also a doctor here. Hey, guys. That is all.

[Anonymous No.16875583]

>>16875570
Hey doctorbro what's up

[Anonymous No.16875603]

>>16871081
were you the same guy talking about steel plates in that dishware thread the other week?

[Anonymous No.16875617]

>>16875603
Doctoranon here. Thinking that multiple different posters across threads are all the same person is a symptom of schizophrenia. I recommend taking your meds.

[Anonymous No.16875670]

>>16875583
Oh not too much. How are you doing?

t. doctor

[Anonymous No.16875689]

>>16875670
Oh not much, just illegally prescribing opiates to my underage female patients in exchange for them having sex with me. Also brewing up some natural process Ethiopian heirloom with the V60 I keep in my office.

t. also a doctor

[Anonymous No.16875741]

>>16875689
Oh, cool. I hope you're maxing out the pharma swag. Sometimes they have cool mugs. What grinder are you using? I have a kinu in my back office that I use with a V60 when I go in there mid-appointment to verify shit on Wikipedia.

t. doctor dudebro

[Anonymous No.16876050]

these niggas drinking beans

[Anonymous No.16876198]

>>16876050
nigga you a bean

[Anonymous No.16876209]

Whole lot of doctors who are passionate about drinking beans in here

[Anonymous No.16876210]

why tf is /ctg/ so spergy & retarded?

[Anonymous No.16876211]

>>16876209
i am an engineer, excuse you

[Anonymous No.16876232]

>>16876210
this is 4chan, sir.

[Anonymous No.16876254]

>>16876210
you are spergy & retarded
t. behavioural scientist specializing in Aspergers syndrome and other neurological disorders

[Anonymous No.16876367]

>>16876254
>>16876232
methinks the caffeine is getting to you

[Anonymous No.16876374]

>>16876367
It's not
t. doctor

[Anonymous No.16876408]

Was this a good year for Indonesian beans?

[Anonymous No.16876418]

>>16876209
Actually they are seeds not beans
t. PhD in botany

[Anonymous No.16876433]

>>16876418
>implying PhD candidates post on here

[Anonymous No.16876440]

>>16876367
Think I could go for a cuppa

[Anonymous No.16876441]

>>16876209
Actually they are beans not seeds
t. Tenured professor of Caropology

[Anonymous No.16876443]

Maybe a nice AeroPress (tm)

[Anonymous No.16876445]

>>16876408
I hope. I've got some bali on the list to roast.
>>16876441
>Crapology

[Anonymous No.16876480]

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>>16876477
>>16876477
>>16876477

[Anonymous No.16877980]

>>16875570
>>16875583
doctor-chads lfg